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Callotti: Once in while, I receive such messages. . . as the above.
Which is fine with me.
Only one problem.
I HATE E-MAILS. . . and I only go there once a month, if at all.
Dear evil/well-wishers. . . feel free to contact me here.
I don't do anything thing in private. . .

If you have livers, kidneys, hearts or brains. . . show it here.
Thanks!

I don't use the NL e-mail addy for any reason. . . .YOUR E-MAILS WILL BE IGNORED.

If you have any thing to write to me. . . please do so here.

I don't know any of you outside of NL. . . even if I did, YOU STILL DO NOT KNOW ME!

Some of us are not running away from you or SCARED to live in a world that contains YOU and your numerous ID's!

Please, feel freeeeeeeeee. I will not be using the NL e-mail addy. . . Thank you!

Attention seeking brat!
Anyone who sends you mail must be a schizo!

Newbie. Copy and paste.

BIGVAJINA: yes.
i know some of you wont believe this, but its the case.show me a single man that has never cheated?
so i can cofidently conclude that, all men are cheats.
thank you.

Culled from www.crap.com

afam4eva: is this in the Bible too?

Lol. Oji isi karia umunna ya.

Ekans: Why quote the whole topic just to make a simple input.pouts!

What i do with my post, is my business. I find it appealing cos i know that guys like you will whine over it and you proved me right. If you don't like it, hug the nearest trans.

afam4eva: So, where in that passage is it explictly written that's a sin?

So, i go marry woman for you, help you fuckam too?
Nwoke, do your homework!

afam4eva: Pls what part of the scripture is this? At times i wonder if i'm reading the right Bible.

Definitely not. You probably reading it upside down.lol
Read Genesis 9:22-27.

@andreey,
Do you have pics of the E6? How clean is it and how much is the last price?
I'm interested.

Idi-Amin:
Need your opinion, me and my wife always disgree about something. It's nothing major, but she takes it too serious.

We have 3 kids. 7 year old boy, and twin girls, 4 years old. My wife has a problem that I do not hide my unclothedness from my kids. If I am urinating in the toilet, and my son wants to pee as well, he comes beside me and pees, and he will even joke and try to shoot my pee with his pee. I do not tell him to wait outside so that he does not see my manliness. Even if we are in the bedroom and I'm lotioning up and daughters run into the room, i do not hide and tell them to go outside so they do not see my manliness! Why should I do that? they are my children. My wife will tell them to go outside.

If we have no visitors at home, and Im taking a bath, I dont lock the bathroom door. My wife would come and say 'you need to lock the door, these children can come in' and I will be like 'So? they are my children'

she keeps telling me it's not proper in our culture, it is morally wrong and can cause disrespect, it does not happen in Nigeria, bla bla
I can understand where she is coming from. I stayed at home for 23 years and I can say I have never seen my father's manliness (or maybe I did as a small child and can't remember).

Is it wrong?

Why would you want your kids to see your unclothedness?
Thats disgusting!
Too much info for the kids!

How much is Bold 2 and 4(New & fairly used)?

nagoma: Was this also in the east?

What has east got to do with his post, dumbhead?

heluti: Some teachers act as if they are mini gods wen a cane is in their hands.Jst last week, i had to personally warn a teacher in my daughter's school who hit her on the head with a stick. I also think flogging shld be banned outrightly in schools.

If only you knew what some kids do, you'll feel sorry for the teachers.
I went to my mum's school to deliver a message to her some years back and the moment i came into her class, i felt sorry for her.
The noise from women in the market seemed like a joke compared to what the little brats in her class were generating.
My mum smiled when she saw the look of expression on my face. She hit her cane on the table and there was silence. Just as she was about to say something to them, one little mofo at the back tapped on his desk three times(way of greeting teachers/visitors in public school) and in unison they said, "Good morning sir". My mum sighed heavily and i burst out laughing. The little punks joined me.
I had to stay with my mother the rest of the day to control them while she worked on their result sheet.
NB. I don't support teachers who go overboard when they discipline kids.
I had a few in my school days and i hated them like mad.

passionate88: City of Angels (Nicholas Cage) shed tears when the doctor was hit by a truck

Up till now, i still skip that scene whenever i watch the movie. He lost his immortality to be with the woman he loves, only to lose her the next day!
It was so depressing the first time i saw the movie.
The movie got me to like Sarah Mclachlan's song "Angel" used as one of the soundtracks.

deathmen12: AM ALSO MOVE, BUT NOT NOLLYWOOD, I LOVE ANY MOVIE THAT INVOLVE BLOOD BATH, THEY TEMPT ME A LOT

At least we now know we have a young promising born killer in Nl.

I had tears in my eyes ;(when i first watched titanic. I felt like crying.
There was also this indian movie that actually made me cry, i've forgotten the name. It featured akshay kumar and Amitabh Bachaan as father and son.
Close to the last scene of the movie, the guy knelt down on stage and begged his fans(he was a popular movie star in the movie) to pray & ask God to donate a second out of the nos of years they were meant to live, to keep his dying father alive.

Sagamite: Bruv, honestly, those are the times you need to pop the pills the psychiatrist gave you.

I am a God. I am always right!

See who's funny!
You might wanna dial down on the ego lest you burst your head off.

Idowuogbo: Lmfaooo!!!!

Yeah, laugh. As if it's gonna add one day to your shitty life. Anything that concerns cantell, you haul your fat a$$ in.
Keep laughing and farting, fatso!

mejai: Na wa o!!! Wat lesson do u learn frm nollywood movies except belivin in ghost, a drunk always says d truth, pushin u away frm ur village instead of comin home cos mazi okro is an evil man. Abeg, tom and jerry cartoon is beta and more expensive to produce dan dis gabage we dish out. As far as I am concerned, naija movie is for house-wives who r idle and love gossipin. Later!!!

Seems your wife is involved if not, how did you come across this vital info?

Sagamite: With your mentality and class, I will not wait to call you in a month.

I will call before you walk another 100m.

Sometimes you have your head screwed on right, other times i feel like using your head as a pestle in my kitchen.

dangerzone: so mature you sound

Sounding mature in a public forum is easy, being mature in actual sense is a lesson for another day!

If any of you guys had read hadley chase in secondary school, you would have known that Americans call coins quarters.
Smh, una fall hand die!

chiboy11: Can u read wel , wen hz usa becom naija

If you want to hide something from a black man, put it in writing or a book.

booqee: eh..come oh?! Are u madt ni?? How d matter take concern you??
I know what i'm driving at before making dat comment.
#if all d reasons he listed are why he wouldn't call a girl, then why should he collect her number in d first place. Once you see her girl, and you aint tripped or impressed in d least..u should know it there and then, rather dan collecting d no and deleting it instantly. IMO an uncowardly matured man would rather not waste his time, after a brief chat he just smiles and walk away. Its small boiz dat do it prolly cos puberty and chyking a lady is still shacking them. Why collecting a no when you don't need it just really beats me.

Aside from the ego trip, some do it out of sympathy.
Imagine a scene where someone sitting next to you is drooling all over you, hoping you'd get their nos and you just stand up and walk away.
To say the least, it's heartless. So the best thing to do is, get the nos, it'll make her happy even if it is just for a second. If you don't call, she'll think you lost her nos and thats it.
Everybody's happy.

PWEETYWIZZY: It has apnd to me also. A guy collectd ma number 4 different tyms, up til nw, he hasnt cald me

Eh yaa! That guy wicked! Why would he ask for your nos 4 different times and not call, even for once?
@topic,
Guys do it for different reasons. Some see it as a routine --- wait for a few days or a week and then call.
Some lose interest and delete the nos, while some get the nos just to boost their "toasting skills".
An old friend of mine used to do that. He'll confidently walk up to a girl, chat with her and gets her nos, only for him to delete it afterwards.
I figured he lacked something during childhood and it was his way of dealing with it. Lol

Shollypopz: I won't even give you d opportunity to refuse dating me.

I'll rather die than tell a guy I like him first, Tufiakwa!!

Talk is CHEAP!

SlyIg: Maybe i didnt read up to the part he wrote the actual joke he made before i got tired of reading it. Please,what was the joke he made about the duo. Thanks.

When you want to hide something from a black man, put it in a book.

@highbros, how do you watch startimes on Gotv?
Abeg, i wan know.

Blazay: Let us start with Sudan. . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudan




Leave oyinbo peeps like the Scots alone. CIVILIZED PEOPLE NEGOTIATE. . . . Primitive beings do not have such privileges!
Sudan fought for independence from itself too.
I repeat. . . YOU WILL HAVE TO SHED SOME BLOOD TO MOVE AN INCH FROM NIGERIA.
Please, get busy!
Nigeria has 36 states?. . . .begin to 'PULL OUT'! Which part?

If the Ojukwu's war(It would be an insult to historians to call that episode of foolishness a 'civil war') did not teach you anything. . .a refresher course might.
This topic is not debatable.
Biafra could not even survive 2.5 years. . . before KWASHIOKOR took a toll and the cowards fled to ABIJAN!

Silly bigot! This wasn't about biafrans but the northerners
Can't say i blame you. Those you're hating on, are a million times better than you are.
So, keep hating! It won't change anything.

Put on my seat belt and put on the Ac(for my mind, talking as if i have one).

Dextra: I use Nokia torchlight which I bought for 3,600 naira. I have laptop which I use for my browsing and movie watching. Right now, I need a phone that I can browse with, take lots of pictures with and won't spoil easily cos I always throw my phone accidentally or when I am angry! I have seen a lot of phones but I can't make a choice. I need you guys that are so good with phones to assist me.
Here are the qualities I want.
1. Very clear picture quality. (I take a lot of pictures)
2. Browsing and downloading
3. Games
4. Long battery life
5. Some of my friends say "get an android", please what is an android?
6. I am not a fan of blackberry
.

Surprised! A naija lady who is not a fan of BB.
Android phones are cool but their batteries are crap!
Nokia E6 on the other hand is also cool and it has a long lasting battery.
It also has a touch screen and a physical qwerty keypad.
Price is around 48k.

dani1luv:
is that all??

Didn't you see the Brb?
Bros, you need "space".

joeydozzy: men, your IQ must be 190

Una no go kill pesin 4 hia.