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kandiikane: Please, when replying to my emails can you put your username next to it so I know who it is. Thank you

You wan show yourself! Unto celeb level, oloshi!

nikkyshyne: https://www.nairaland.com/nikkyshyne

Fake!

Hmmm! Lots of profile stalkers!
**shivers**

**vomits repeatedly** Ewww! Ewww!
God pass devil.

mecussey: What of someone you are willing to do everything for, but very aware you can't marry her due to one reason or the other?

True love has no limitations.

AyaSammy: Spoilt goods by some contaminated and infectious being (guys)

You sound like a single mother - fighting everyone with a negative opinion about single mothers.
@topic,
If not for the new generation and the constant change in our society, women used to keep their virginity for their wedding night as a gift to their husbands.
These days, some give birth to one or two children while they're single and they still wish for a knight in shining armour.
Getting married to someone is a problem on its own, add a little brat to the equation and you have situation in your hands.
I'd like to be a father when I'm ready not in compromise.

stankezzy: you are a big fat fool.l hope u know he preaches in uk where they verify every thing.if the london police can go as far as tracking all the people said to have been heald in synagogue branch in london and monitoring them for years.the world is a global village,if somebody said it is his trade mark,and people are still coming out ,it shows that what he is saying is truth.because if u scam me or my friend today u may not have the opportunity to do it again.but in this case he have been doing it year after year and people are nt complaining.the advice i have for u is to check well before u make foolish comment.it is also the reason why ibos are mainley christians.,hausas muslims and yoruba half christian nd half muslim.an ibo man will check your religion be it traditional religion ,islam or christianity nd know how what u are worshiping is affecting your life before making decision on the one to join.whether your children are dieying misterously,you so much crave for sex in this world and even planning in advace for sex in(heaven or paradise) whether there are high disease rate associated to the religion,high rate of hand cap,illitrace,killing,and even whether the good health or blessings or riches are true..AFTETR CHECKING ALL THIS THINGS WE CAME TO A CONCLUTION THAT IT IS ONLEY ONE RELIGION THAT MEETS ALL THIS STANDERD.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Ileke-IdI:
Why do I feel like I just watched po rn?

You just did and i know you liked it.
Now, return the pillow where it was! D;

afam4eva: Honour does not mean respect. They're two different things. Infact it's not a must to respect one's parents when you're already a man.

Well. . .you can piss on ur parents since it's not compulsory.
As for me, I'll always respect and honour my parents, man or no man.

Kelvinnille1: It was determined that the richest man in the new age in Anambra State is Sir Emeka Offor..

pls who determined this? Nigerian forbes?

Realest123: Painted by New York artist, Michael D'Antuono, the depiction dubbed 'The Truth' portrays President Obama wearing a crown of thorns, extending his arms and looking down as Jesus Christ does in crucifix imagery. The painting is on display in Boston. Are you offended by it?

We're not muslims, so silly things like this don't offend us(christians).

onila: take a look @ all 190 topics and other nairalander guyz topic naija girls, naija girls

nigerian women we are blessed the fact that our men loves us so much

we are the apples of their eyez, the reason why they move forward

Busy body.

agabasam: [b]1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an soi refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination
2. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are theugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.
3. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.
6. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.
8. Voltrons- You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.[/b]

I agree with the bolded part of your write up.
Gayy guys don't just stare at you but they also ask for ur nos in a friendly way - unto guy level. But when they call, na different story.

Women also label you a player even when you have good intentions.
But even with the disadvantages, i'd rather be a fyne guy anytime. D;

tivta: Malu. The guy you are thanking is just trying to sound nice so as to get what he wants from you. I dont blame you, its the yahoo boys and fraudsters i blame for making you feel like a star. I thank God there are at least 0.1percent of girls out there that are good but you are worst than a materialistic, gold digging tramp.

Bro, nawa for you. Just like the other guy said, you're taking this too personal.
More especially the part where you said she feels like a star. I detected a pint of jealousy/rejection there.
You don't have to take it out on someone if you were rejected or ignored in the past.
We all go thru that at least once in our lifetime.
So, pipe down bro!
Blondieluks, you can thank me later. D;

Leopantro: about viewing someone's profile on fb, there was a url I came across earlier this year that does this.you log into fb,paste the link,put in the full name of the person you are interested in and click enter and you are in the person's page. if you work at a place that everyone uses the same wifi and you have an android phone,its a piece of cake.met some girls like that and they are always like "when did I send you a friend request? ". you mean you can't remember? I feel insulted.

This has happened to me a couple of times. I log inot my Fb account and then see that someone accepted a friend request i didn't send.
Sometimes i ask them and their answer is always the same, "you added me first".

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inurmind: Its obvious u're defending them just becos of ur tribe.

And you're also criticizing them because of their tribe.

@Op,
The lady doesn't like you. She's just being polite. I've seen what ladies do, when they're interested in a guy and this is not one of them.
From the way i see it, you look like a good guy to her and she doesn't wanna hurt ur feelings. . .
Even if she eventually gives you her nos, you'll always be the back up plan and trust me, you don't wanna be that guy.
So move on bro, it's a lost cause!

charlsecy4: I thought Otondo meant Dysentery?

*smh* Igbo people wey no sabi their language.
You got it wrong. Otoro is dysentry while otondo is a foool in Igbo language!
Otondo can also be used to address a fat & lazy person.

O boy! Kasala! He should try getting himself out of that one!
Laugh wan kill me die!

I'm afraid, i may not get all the right answers.

Callotti: Ahem!
Soooooooooooo. . . which wan come consain you?
How is my obssession YOUR OBSESSION?
Where is the 'hate' in my post?
I just write as I feel. . . just like any other on NL.
Do you see me quoting any?
You need to mind your business!
Thank you!

FYI. . .it is RUDE to address me when I have NOT ADDRESSED YOU!
You are old enough to learn a few things about basic communication. . .
DON'T ADDRESS ME, IF I DID NOT ADDRESS YOU. . . especially if civility is a foreign concept for you and you ilk!
Thank you!

When you say anything bad about the Igbos, it fuccking concerns me cos i'm one!
If you think you can run ur silly mouth in a public forum and get away with it, then you're the biggest joker in Nl.

afam4eva: I think Ohu is anus or a general terms for buttocks just like Ike[b][/b].

Ohu is not anus but vagin a. Ohu,otu, ikpu are all the same thing.

Suchie: pls wat is Otuocha if i go to my hubby village,everybody will b saying otucha.wat is d meaning pls?

Lol. Otu ocha can also mean fine girl but in a slangish kind of way.
Just like when you call a girl my onye ocha - my babe.

Idowuogbo: Ur Opinions matters not.

Not to you, biscuit head.

honeric01: yes because i don't misuse it. I'm always warm down there and i believe this's why it stays that long, i can watch an adult movie for 10 hrs without sound and i'd be normal, but with sound, can't watch 2 minutes without boy o boy nodding all through.

Sports minister, you be weirdo!
Imagine a 4hr long john everyday.
You should stay away from kids!

Callotti: Typical Nigerian man!
Especially when IGBO is involved!
Igbo=Ganja!

For some reason. . . their pehnises can only 'SALUTE' if force and 'struggling' is involved!
Tufiakwa!
Genetic pedophiles and se-xual predators!

Ladies should learn! No man wants to take you home TO HIS HOUSE WITHOUT BROWSING YA H-INTERNET!!!

Here she comes!
You hate something long enough, you turn it into obsession.
There's a thin line. . .

Idowuogbo: Madness..

At least he embraced who he is. Wish i could say the same^^ for some people here.

O boy see bunch of hypocrites!
Even girls wey dey fall anyhow for guys online don dey form.

Any pics?

Send the pics to my mailbox teecantell@gmail.com

^^Wow! Look who's matured.