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jidoh: HW EASY IS THIS VISA AND WHATS ARE THEIR REQUIREMENTS

D tooth of an hen, d toe of a catfish, d left toe oo, u go go d point whr river 9ja collide wit river Mississippi and catch d rat wey dey swim thr. Dats all

gothrones: Will a day ever come when foreigners pray to God to fulfill their dreams of coming to our countries? I hope to see that day sha.

D day yaf cum. Go to Niger and Chad and c hw crazy pple want to live in 9ja *winks*

Hormoniyi: i am interested in dat importation@an agency.dis is my email omoniyiadeeyo@yahoo.com

Pple dull sha

delors: Re-Read what you wrote and tell us how sensible your biatch azz'd maama is. That's exactly what u r learning in the gawd damned slum u are. I bet your mama spread her dirty, smelly, stretch-marked thighs for ur AIDS-infested uncle to bang...and bing! lil' Real Mad Cow popped out of her c...u...n...t after 6months of carrying a demonic maggot in her tummy! She forced u out of her bowels and here premature demonic thing called child
Products of incestuous bestiality aren't hard to spot....REAL MADCOW is one!

Bros, bone dat mis*hap. U dey waste time on dat ram. I fit bet say d fool no knw him papa. D eediot juz dey form socializin wit 9ja men make e b like say he belong. D fhool dey try find him root. Na lost son. Boko Haram don bomb him papa so he no even fit trace him root

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Your Grammar causes more havoc than Boko Haram bomb. And you think you can lie to us about graduating primary school?[/quote]If u truly went to sch, and nt bathin corpse ova thr, u'd knw I censored dose words so Admin wnt reject dem. U even go sch sef Monkey

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Your Grammar causes more havoc than Boko Haram bomb. And you think you can lie to us about graduating primary school?[/quote]Abeg sharrap. I tink say na human bein I even dey folo talk. Dhopehead

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Engineer with very poor spoken English language? Nigga Please!!!NL is a faceless forum, a washed up
police office will sound relevant on such website. If I continue correcting your stu.pid.ity you may think your IQ is now greater than negative one. Its breakfast time in Nigeria, go suck your tomb for breakfast and rinse your stinky mouth .[/quote]C dis eediat sha! Beetch u made no fhuckin correction. My english is fine. Dis is hw we do it here in 9ja. Sumtin u hv no idea of. U r way too dumb. If u didn't run out of point, u wnt piq on my gramma. And beliv me, u r d only one in here who cnt read wat I wrote. If thr's anyone out thr to prove me wrong, pls go ahead. D house is watchin. Dey knw hw stupeed u r. Its bedtime in America, if u hv a life and a job, u shuld b sleepin, considerin next mornin is Monday. Deeckhead. Servant

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Your life is better of in Nigeria yet you and your likes come to Nairaland to complain about poverty and insecurity in your cesspool? I never undermined Nigerians as a whole but those that tend to pretend as if all is well due to inferiority complex. I am an American citizen and I am proud to be one unlike you that your government does not give a 2 fhuck about. You must be high of those generator fume you inhale daily,sick boy? Same scums that sees Indians and Lebanese as whites are in faceless forum running their mouth.Humility matters a lot,a Nigerian Cab driver in the USA or the UK is still better of if compared to your poverty ridden azz. In United States, some one making $22,000 a year is considered poor by the government standard and such people are giving welfare benefit. How much is your salary if employed? I am sick of those that choose to laugh at people that create wealth for themselves yet they can not buy recharge card to call their uncle in the UK or US to send them crumbs.
Your life is better of in Nigeria yet you and your likes come to Nairaland to complain about poverty and insecurity in your cesspool? I never undermined Nigerians as a whole but those that tend to pretend all is well due to inferiority complex. I am an American citizen and I am proud to be one unlike you that your government does not give a 2 fhuck about. You must be high of those generator fume you inhale daily,sick boy? Same scums that sees Indians and Lebanese as whites are in faceless forum running their mouth.Humility matters a lot,a Nigerian Cab driver in the USA or the UK is still better of if compared to your poverty ridden azz. In United States, some one making $22,000 a year is considered poor by the government standard and such people are giving welfare benefit. How much is your salary if employed? I am sick of those that choose to laugh at people that create wealth for themselves yet they can not buy recharge card to call their uncle in the UK or US to send them crumbs.[/quote]U still tink we all live in slumps?? Talkin abt generator fumes, and low life in 9ja. Beetch pls. I dnt hv to say it loud here whr and hw I live. Bt frm ur view abt 9ja I beliv ur family suffers. Its fear of wat u mite face wit dem here dat made dem put u in america. If I'm to live d rest of my life in America, my job cn take care of dat for me. Bt no. My boss wnt lemme go. He cnt lose his "best engr". I'm nt d proud type. If it wsnt for ur view abt Nigerians, I usually dnt comment. I cum here to read Nigerians view on situation of tins. Its a forum rite? Nairaland seem d best for me. U call ur sick self an american citizen. Dis is Nairaland dolt! Not Dollarland. WTF r u doin here?? High on generator fume?? Mtchw! U dull. I don tell u b4 say no b every Nigerian d hardship dey affect. I no even dey use gen. If u undastnd dat, den u go get idea whr I dey live. Bt no! Dat white powder don dampen ur brain. E clear say u no get idea hw life is here. U keep talkin down on life in Ajegunle. Yea. Life used to b tuff and ruff thr. Bt now, tins r changed. U no fit buy house for Ajegunle rite now unless u wan close ur acct. I stand correct. D phuck u tink u r?? If u enta 9ja u go humble. Na boys go take care of u, bt no. Ur pple too poor. Na him make u tink say everybody dey suffer. If u get level wetin u dey do for dis kind discussion?? U b real gentle dolt. Phuckin fraustrated cry baby. I don tell u make u face ur book. U no get sense. Slave

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Those scumbags are imposters, I ain't paying attention to those faceless bed ridden,diaper wearing toddlers. Some of them play the script they read on Nairaland and else where and thinking they will fool all of us. Show them visa to South Africa or Malaysia, they will start to speak different language. Same scumbags that postrait to their Indian and Lebanese "ogas" assuming they are whites out of inferior complex.[/quote]C dis guy sha. U still tink bein ova thr makes u beta dan dose here. U dey call us d names wey oyinbo man pikin take insult u ova thr. Trust me, cum down to 9ja and u will impress no one wit who u tink u r and wat u tink u hv. U shuld grow up. U tink say na everybody for 9ja d hardship dey affect?? U tink say na every 9ja dey beg for visa to b 2nd class citizen, or even 3rd class?? I'm pretty sure u r a teenager, and if u r nt, u r an adult still bein spoon fed. U no qualify to make comments. Juz seat baq and listen to matured minds air dia view. Beta still, read ur books

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Don't listen to those empty vessels based in Nigeria. Laziness made them to seek ritualism as means of earning wealth. I would not be surprise these same scumbags will hustle to carry your bag for a piece of crumb at MMA in Lagos on arrival. I don't take these jobless scumbags seriously, they are washed up youths with nothing meaningful to contribute to the decaying society. In another topic on here, a Bank called Stanbik or what ever laid off hundreds of employees, if Bankers are all that in Nigeria,how come their job is not guaranteed? Niggaz back home just been hating on the progressive .[/quote]Guy u funny ooo. U completely tink all 9ja youths r useless?? I hate to go rude here bt u crossed d line. Imagine u seperatin urself frm ur own, simply caz u got a visa to move. Well I like to move to, bt hw dos dat make me beta dan dose here?? U tink say na everybody b yahoo boy U get sense @ all U sure say u b Nigerian

delors: Ok, REAL MAD COW...you seem to me a teenager who is still being breast fed by his wretched mom. You are actually a hopeless teenager who is yet to see the real world. i really dont know how living in the states should get high in ur head...If u r fucking living in the states, just tel me what you do for a living...as for me, check my posts/profile. That should tell u enuff about what I do and where I live.
Stop being an ignorant, uncultured, 'pseudo-yankee' i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.
MAD COW..REAL MAD COW!

U dey vex oo

executinal: Seun is high time you caution your MOD with all this their silly front page news always. How can somebody sat down prepare garbage and put on the net and next thing we see the news here in Nairaland.

Last time it was Chimes death rumor
Today again is Chidi Odiah being a taxi driver. Not that is bad thing but all your information on the front page should be screen and confirm first before coming up in the front page.

This is chidi Odiahs responds to that rumor
http://thenigeriangazette.com/i-am-yet-to-resign-from-playing-football-official-statement-from-chidi-odiah/

Better stile stick with celebrity pictures on front page.

I yaf read am. Personally, I didn't beliv d story. 2yrs too short for am to broke like dat. Even dose wey play ball in d early 90s wey football no dey pay well neva dey drive cabu cabu. D news dey embarrassing. Make Baba no let us c downfall

50calibre: Next time don't try to correct someone above you

Yei! C insult!!!

Tinyemeka: Anytime I make the mistake of crossing my leg while being asleep, I dream of being chased but can't run.

Na wa for u oo. For dis modern age u still beliv dis fairy tale? SMH!

rezzy: I will advice my husband-to-be to get a king size bed, if not, he will keep seeing himself on the floor because i sleep as if i want to fight taekwondo.

LWTMB! No pluck him teeth b4 mornin oo

fkaz: Make him ma follow me 1st

LMAO! U support u my guy

alaoeri: Na this kind thing una go see women jumping up & down for, qualifying it with different names, sweet ko bitter ni smh itanje esu.

WTF is dis guy sayin?? If dem propose to ur sis like dat u go condemn d guy Na wa for u oo

Ekans: We no dey lack ideas for nija.If only our government people had good ideas too,nija for don go far.

U call dis an idea? Na wa for u oo

salt 1: My father died and this is what I inherited
1. A black and white TV
2. A lantern
3. A mattress with holes
4. A half-eaten loaf of bread
5. A rusted fridge
You want the list to continue?



Just kidding!

Ur papa try b dat oo. U beta thank God say u no inherit debt

chucky234: Wetin dey worry you sef,you no go let person hear word again because say your mumsy smuggle you go do farm work for Texas,people wey dey touch agbo jedi don die finish abi.
Imagine person wey been dey hawk akamu(pap) for Upper Iweka before come dey form butty for NL sha,make I hear you open that your small mouth spill rubbish for any thread again whether I no go seal am with better hot e-slap.

LOL! No mind d yeye fowl

logica: If you had to ask, you still would not get it even with a definition. Capisce?

LOL! U no well oo

It is recommended for those who want to lose weight, there is no overdose in agbo, no fake or imitation in agbo, it has work best for our ancestors. Dont worry am a living witness
Wit dis comments, its obvius u knw notin abt medicine or drugs for d human body. U r only goin by wat our grandfadas told us. Dem tell me d same too na. Bt wit d small book wey I read, I knw beta. Hw cn u say thr's no ova dose? Do u knw thr r toxins in these roots? And these toxins go into d body. So u need ur liver to detoxicate dem. Wit d quantity pple drink, u r ovaworkin d liver. Prove me wrong

Now I know Nairalanders are full of Pagans. God forgive those who are pagans here in Nairaland.
Bitch please! Who u go church pass for here?? Na only negative prophecies ur god dey c Abeg next thread. #A long fuckin hiss!

noblezone: I will vote for Buhari on 2 conditions:

1. There is no other candidate contesting against him (Something like sole candidate)
2. I am held at gun point to vote (my life is worth more than Buhari and Nigeria)

U no well oo, wallai. LOL!

engineerd: Whats the big deal? its just an $85,000+ car.

Na change e b?? Na wa for u oo. Even Benz M class no reach dat amount

[quote author=tpia@]do you people even know how to post without fighting your invisible enemies in the air, who are constantly fighting you?

drop your condolences and move on, i didnt see anyone claiming immortality anywhere, so where is your rant coming from.

one day it will be your turn, is that news? [/quote]I taya oo

[quote author=tpia@]very beautiful woman.

may she rip.[/quote]She even fine pass my babe

dayokanu: When all fails Blame God. Shebi Reverend King also claimed God told him to set people on fire

God told you to pardon Alams but God didnt say anything about those in Kirikiri for stealing maggi, God didnt say anything about your 1billion Naira food, God didnt say anything about how to tackle BokoHaram, God didnt say anything about Fuel subsidy thieves?

Oga retardeen what else did God tell you about Farook and Anenih?

God tell am say make he giv dem anoda appointment

dayokanu: When all fails Blame God. Shebi Reverend King also claimed God told him to set people on fire

God told you to pardon Alams but God didnt say anything about those in Kirikiri for stealing maggi, God didnt say anything about your 1billion Naira food, God didnt say anything about how to tackle BokoHaram, God didnt say anything about Fuel subsidy thieves?

Oga retardeen what else did God tell you about Farook and Anenih?

God tell am say make he giv dem anoda appointment

[quote author=Itoroetti ]d fact is dat was alams guilty?was it not obj's prosecution?why didnt u people crucify Ribadu when Gej forgave him?[/quote]I hate to b rude, bt oga sharap. Admin no vex abeg. Full Stop!

pDude: Onye nzuzu.

Keep your mouth shut. I wrote my own reply and opinion to the topic. Write yours and stop quoting me.

LOL! U dey vex oo

Sry to say fellas, bt dis news abt Abacha's loot dnt move me anymor. We all knw d money is juz gonna end in anoda's tif's pocket