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Fashion / Re: Most Nigerian Women Wear Goat Hair Thinking Its Expensive Human Hair LOL by capricun: 3:05am On Oct 11, 2014
No wonder, now I get why some men follow them like He-goats, i didn't know their hairs made them look like shegoats

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Politics / Re: Nigerian‬ Military Jet In Near-crash After Losing Two Tires During Lift-off by capricun: 6:22pm On Oct 10, 2014
Nigeria and her outdated jets.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by capricun: 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2014
ochon:


Shitttttttt!! This is nice. Now I understand. Olubukato a.k.a Olugbenga, I accept your C/O. 24 bars mehn!!

Olu if you accept, let me so I can see if I can script some wack bars for you. grin

Giyazz, pop open the thread, we drop tomorrow by 4pm, that's after Olu accepts. cool

You would die oo. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Please Check This Out by capricun: 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2014
Small nyash, small bobby. I rate you 4/10

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Politics / Re: OMG: Bird Turn To Human At Oshodi by capricun: 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
If as an African you don't believe in the existence of witches, you're on your own or better still go to your village and steal the township diety.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Fate Of Virgin Women? by capricun: 8:49am On Oct 10, 2014
Their fate is to be finally disvirgined na. Biko, that hymen would finally be broken one day, whether legally or illegally. Me thinks they should just do it and get done with it.

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Politics / Re: Rivers PDP Rivals Exchange Blows In Abuja by capricun: 7:14am On Oct 10, 2014
PDP breeding thugs since 1999.
Wike super thug, Fayose Doro super thug, Omisore super mega thugs and Akpabio Don Dorobucchi thug.

And the President who is the head of the PDP can't call the mofos to order.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases Wife Of Cameroonian Deputy Prime Minister, 10 Others. by capricun: 7:03am On Oct 10, 2014
unuane1:
But what ?

But you're not patient cheesy
Politics / Re: Kwakwanso Blasts Jonathan For Seized $15m by capricun: 7:00am On Oct 10, 2014
If we are to count the amount of undiscovered funds that leave this country, some of us would weep blood.
For every $10million that is discovered 99 of them have passed without being detected.
This is the worst regime Nigeria has ever had

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Politics / Re: Declare Your Assets Now, CNPP Tells Jonathan by capricun: 6:58am On Oct 10, 2014
I don't know why it's difficult for a sitting president seeking reelection to declare his assets. Yaradua declared his assets publicly but Goodluck no go gree.

Na him problem sha
Politics / Re: Wike Punches Opponent At PDP Peace Meeting by capricun: 6:56am On Oct 10, 2014
Wike is a thug, Fayose mega super thug, Akpabio godfather of the thugs.

PDP developing thugs since 1999. Sipping my palmy

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Really Like Lepasharon❤️ by capricun: 3:45am On Oct 10, 2014
lepasharon:


nope tongue
Lie
Politics / Re: Fintiri Returns To Assembly As Speaker by capricun: 7:00pm On Oct 09, 2014
Nuhu Ribadu comes to mind
Politics / Re: There Is War @ Ojuelegba Right Now by capricun: 6:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
Arch1:
Fvctard

f00ls like you always turn everything into tribal bashing.

For you info, when the fighting initially started your ibo brothers were the one that first took to their heels leaving their shops and boutique

Duh, ode like you

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by capricun: 6:33pm On Oct 09, 2014
ochon:


1 Just cos this is internet, doesn't mean you have to emit your stupidity rays. Take your madness and xenophobic hate for Nigerians, to the kids' section. If I was a mod, I'd have banned your IP, you nuisance!!

2. Hit a nerve? Xenophobia-filled Nigga, puhllleeeeaaazee!! You can't hit your pathetic hate-for-Nigerians life back to shape, talk more of me. You think way high of yourself. You are nobody!!

3. You are like that obstinate and stubborn sore, that just wouldn't heal, so It's hard to ignore your stupidity. If you want to be ignored, take your àss of this thread, xenophobic nigga.

Ignore him. Go back to enjoying BBA. Walks out
Nairaland / General / Re: I Really Like Lepasharon❤️ by capricun: 6:08pm On Oct 09, 2014
lepasharon:


thats not my room tongue

It's your boyfriend's room abi.
Politics / Re: Jonathan 6th Richest African President: Publishers retract statement by capricun: 5:05pm On Oct 09, 2014
Why na, is it not a good thing to have a rich president. Shebi we have the largest economy in Africa, can't we also have the richest president?

If our president can afford to share Gold plated IPhone5 during his daughter's wedding, he could as well be stupidly rich.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Desperate To Bomb South East by capricun: 5:03pm On Oct 09, 2014
Where is the sauce of your story? Because you garnish am well well
Romance / Re: Can You Date/marry An Illiterate Girl? by capricun: 3:49pm On Oct 09, 2014
tosyne2much:
Let us not deceive ourselves.. It's easier said than done.. Education is partially a prerequisite for marriage as far as am concerned

When did you become a woman
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Advice To Linda Ikeji by capricun: 3:44pm On Oct 09, 2014
My advice to the op is to just mind his business. She doesn't need your advice.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Really Like Lepasharon❤️ by capricun: 3:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
lepasharon:
Awwww.. a thread for me ! Love ya too boo kiss kiss

For a girl your room is sort of untidy. Later girls would say guys are dirty. But since Onila likes the untidy you, it's none of my business.
Romance / Re: Romance Section And Contradictory Topics by capricun: 3:35pm On Oct 09, 2014
Another stylish advertisement. But it's none of my business
Romance / Re: Can You Date/marry An Illiterate Girl? by capricun: 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2014
Where would I jam the illiterate girl in the first place. Light and darkness don't walk together.
Politics / Re: OPINION: Unbiased Analysis From 'glory To Demise' Of LIB by capricun: 2:07pm On Oct 09, 2014
The best article So far.
Webmasters / Re: Why Google Killed Linda Ikeji (the Real Reason) by capricun: 1:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
scribble:



Can you slap your father?

No but I can e-slap you. angry

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Webmasters / Re: Why Google Killed Linda Ikeji (the Real Reason) by capricun: 1:56pm On Oct 09, 2014
And the dude is shouting front page. If I slap you ehh

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Romance / Re: DO U Think It Is Right For A Man To Beat A Lady? by capricun: 1:35pm On Oct 09, 2014
Some women need to be flogged.

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Romance / Re: Guys And Ladies Be Sincere by capricun: 1:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
chidiezeh:

If your fiancé or fiancée had an accident a month to your
wedding and lost his/her eyes will you continue the wedding?

No
Romance / Re: ....A Letter To The Ladies .... by capricun: 5:57am On Oct 09, 2014
Was this meant to be funny Another broke pained nigga grin
Romance / How To Stay Friends With Your Ex by capricun: 7:53pm On Oct 08, 2014
Breakups are hard. Losing the companionship of your ex is part what makes breaking up so difficult, especially if you were friends before you started dating. This article will teach you how to determine whether or not you are ready to be friends with your ex, and how to go about establishing a platonic friendship with him or her.



1. Be sure you are really interested in a platonic relationship: If you want to start a friendship with an ex in the hopes that you will get back together, then you are definitely not ready to be friends. Take some time to seriously consider whether or not you are really ready to be platonic.
If you are unsure of your feelings, consider this question: How would you feel if you learned that your ex is seeing someone new? If imagining your ex with someone new makes your face turn red with rage, then you are probably not ready to be friends.

2. Determine whether you have spent enough time apart. If the breakup is still fresh, then you should spend a few weeks, or even a few months, without talking to or seeing your ex on a regular basis. This phase is key in learning to separate the relationship from the friendship, and gives both you and your ex enough time to grieve the breakup.

3. Don't rush.
While you may be eager to see your ex again, be aware that you might still be emotionally dependent on this person. Wait until your feelings for your ex have subsided.
Focus on your hobbies, close friends, and school/work. Though it may be difficult, you will eventually learn to live happily without having constant contact with your ex.



4. Let your ex know that you want to be friends
. Once enough time has passed, contact your ex and let him or her know that you would like to maintain a friendship.
Send a friendly email, text, or phone call.

5. Be patient. If your ex is not ready to be friends, he or she is probably still grieving the loss of the relationship. Don't get upset if this is the case. Give your ex the time he or she needs to cope with the residual feelings from the breakup.

6. Make non-romantic plans. Don't meet late at night, or at a place that you used to frequent as a couple. Instead of going out to a candlelit dinner, for instance, meet for a cup of coffee.

7. Keep the conversation light. Avoid bringing up aspects of your old relationship, or talking about the person you are currently dating, if you are seeing someone. Instead, talk about what you have been up to lately, mutual friends, plans for the future, and/or current events in the news or pop culture.



8. Be friendly, but not flirtatious While you want to be nice to your ex, try not to be overly flirtatious or suggestive.
Dress appropriately. Everybody wants to look good in front of their ex, but dressing too provocatively will send the wrong message.



9. Don't have sex with your ex. This will undoubtedly lead to the question of getting back together, and will sabotage your chance of establishing a platonic friendship.

10. Don't fall back into old patterns
. While maintaining a friendship with anyone, ex or not, requires occasional contact via phone or computer, don't start texting or calling your ex on a daily basis. This will inevitably create a false hope of getting back together.

Wait until you have started dating somebody new before seeing your ex. This will give you more confidence, and help you get over your ex so that you can start to view him or her in a platonic way

http://m.wikihow.com/Stay-Friends-with-Your-Ex

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