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No wonder, now I get why some men follow them like He-goats, i didn't know their hairs made them look like shegoats

Nigeria and her outdated jets.

ochon:
Shitttttttt!! This is nice. Now I understand. Olubukato a.k.a Olugbenga, I accept your C/O. 24 bars mehn!!

Olu if you accept, let me so I can see if I can script some wack bars for you.

Giyazz, pop open the thread, we drop tomorrow by 4pm, that's after Olu accepts.

You would die oo. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Small nyash, small bobby. I rate you 4/10

If as an African you don't believe in the existence of witches, you're on your own or better still go to your village and steal the township diety.

Their fate is to be finally disvirgined na. Biko, that hymen would finally be broken one day, whether legally or illegally. Me thinks they should just do it and get done with it.

PDP breeding thugs since 1999.
Wike super thug, Fayose Doro super thug, Omisore super mega thugs and Akpabio Don Dorobucchi thug.

And the President who is the head of the PDP can't call the mofos to order.

unuane1:
But what ?

But you're not patient

If we are to count the amount of undiscovered funds that leave this country, some of us would weep blood.
For every $10million that is discovered 99 of them have passed without being detected.
This is the worst regime Nigeria has ever had

I don't know why it's difficult for a sitting president seeking reelection to declare his assets. Yaradua declared his assets publicly but Goodluck no go gree.

Na him problem sha

Wike is a thug, Fayose mega super thug, Akpabio godfather of the thugs.

PDP developing thugs since 1999. Sipping my palmy

lepasharon:
nope

Lie

Nuhu Ribadu comes to mind

Arch1:
Fvctard

f00ls like you always turn everything into tribal bashing.

For you info, when the fighting initially started your ibo brothers were the one that first took to their heels leaving their shops and boutique

Duh, ode like you

ochon:
1 Just cos this is internet, doesn't mean you have to emit your stupidity rays. Take your madness and xenophobic hate for Nigerians, to the kids' section. If I was a mod, I'd have banned your IP, you nuisance!!

2. Hit a nerve? Xenophobia-filled Nigga, puhllleeeeaaazee!! You can't hit your pathetic hate-for-Nigerians life back to shape, talk more of me. You think way high of yourself. You are nobody!!

3. You are like that obstinate and stubborn sore, that just wouldn't heal, so It's hard to ignore your stupidity. If you want to be ignored, take your àss of this thread, xenophobic nigga.

Ignore him. Go back to enjoying BBA. Walks out

lepasharon:
thats not my room

It's your boyfriend's room abi.

Why na, is it not a good thing to have a rich president. Shebi we have the largest economy in Africa, can't we also have the richest president?

If our president can afford to share Gold plated IPhone5 during his daughter's wedding, he could as well be stupidly rich.

Where is the sauce of your story? Because you garnish am well well

tosyne2much:
Let us not deceive ourselves.. It's easier said than done.. Education is partially a prerequisite for marriage as far as am concerned

When did you become a woman

My advice to the op is to just mind his business. She doesn't need your advice.

lepasharon:
Awwww.. a thread for me ! Love ya too boo

For a girl your room is sort of untidy. Later girls would say guys are dirty. But since Onila likes the untidy you, it's none of my business.

Another stylish advertisement. But it's none of my business

Where would I jam the illiterate girl in the first place. Light and darkness don't walk together.

The best article So far.

scribble:
Can you slap your father?

No but I can e-slap you.

And the dude is shouting front page. If I slap you ehh

Some women need to be flogged.

chidiezeh:
If your fiancé or fiancée had an accident a month to your
wedding and lost his/her eyes will you continue the wedding?

No

Was this meant to be funny Another broke pained nigga

Breakups are hard. Losing the companionship of your ex is part what makes breaking up so difficult, especially if you were friends before you started dating. This article will teach you how to determine whether or not you are ready to be friends with your ex, and how to go about establishing a platonic friendship with him or her.

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1. Be sure you are really interested in a platonic relationship: If you want to start a friendship with an ex in the hopes that you will get back together, then you are definitely not ready to be friends. Take some time to seriously consider whether or not you are really ready to be platonic.
If you are unsure of your feelings, consider this question: How would you feel if you learned that your ex is seeing someone new? If imagining your ex with someone new makes your face turn red with rage, then you are probably not ready to be friends.

2. Determine whether you have spent enough time apart. If the breakup is still fresh, then you should spend a few weeks, or even a few months, without talking to or seeing your ex on a regular basis. This phase is key in learning to separate the relationship from the friendship, and gives both you and your ex enough time to grieve the breakup.

3. Don't rush. While you may be eager to see your ex again, be aware that you might still be emotionally dependent on this person. Wait until your feelings for your ex have subsided.
Focus on your hobbies, close friends, and school/work. Though it may be difficult, you will eventually learn to live happily without having constant contact with your ex.

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4. Let your ex know that you want to be friends. Once enough time has passed, contact your ex and let him or her know that you would like to maintain a friendship.
Send a friendly email, text, or phone call.

5. Be patient. If your ex is not ready to be friends, he or she is probably still grieving the loss of the relationship. Don't get upset if this is the case. Give your ex the time he or she needs to cope with the residual feelings from the breakup.

6. Make non-romantic plans. Don't meet late at night, or at a place that you used to frequent as a couple. Instead of going out to a candlelit dinner, for instance, meet for a cup of coffee.

7. Keep the conversation light. Avoid bringing up aspects of your old relationship, or talking about the person you are currently dating, if you are seeing someone. Instead, talk about what you have been up to lately, mutual friends, plans for the future, and/or current events in the news or pop culture.

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8. Be friendly, but not flirtatious While you want to be nice to your ex, try not to be overly flirtatious or suggestive.
Dress appropriately. Everybody wants to look good in front of their ex, but dressing too provocatively will send the wrong message.

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9. Don't have sex with your ex. This will undoubtedly lead to the question of getting back together, and will sabotage your chance of establishing a platonic friendship.

10. Don't fall back into old patterns. While maintaining a friendship with anyone, ex or not, requires occasional contact via phone or computer, don't start texting or calling your ex on a daily basis. This will inevitably create a false hope of getting back together.

Wait until you have started dating somebody new before seeing your ex. This will give you more confidence, and help you get over your ex so that you can start to view him or her in a platonic way

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