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abat4real37:
Watching Football with women (especially
your wife) can be
interesting sometimes. The example below is
typical (I pity
the guy no b small)
:
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's
that
yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means
the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic
light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!!
God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na.
Don't
you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene
Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!
(Changes Channel to African Magic).

ugomma2000:
keep deceiving yourself.

minifuworld:
let me buttress your point. Jesus said in matthew 7 v 21-23 that “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your
name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

Krasid:
The road to la undecima starts today.Good luck to the team.

Beremx:
please which Cele bus stop are you talking about? Is there another cele bus stop towards ajangbadi or towards Volks?

PentiumPro:
So they ran from Alaba to Cele, a distance of about 15 kilometers or more just now?
You are a foolish liar trying to stir up conflict.

seacoast:
Hahahahaha.. Someone has to mark his teammate to minimize OWN GOALS

Markachi666:
I sense pressure from western powers

thelish:
BP from mere watching a little porn? That man funny ooo. Rip sir.

kingslly:
I think the guy has Ibi

pedel:
The Holy Spirit will never contradict the written word. There is no face of God to be sought on this. God hates divorce.

Rilwon:
Israel never lost a war? Like seriously?

DEDEAL77:
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