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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Nkunku Ruled Out For France, After Suffering An Injury In Training by caprini1: 1:21pm On Nov 16, 2022
iLegendd:
They should rule out Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, and Mbappe so that we won't bother watching the world cup or wasting 15k on Compact Plus sub.
Every bouquet plays the world cup.
Sports / Re: FIFA President Welcomes ‘Team One’ To Qatar As Referees Arrive by caprini1: 2:40pm On Nov 12, 2022
SenatePresdo:
I don't seem to enjoy any world Cup that Nigeria isn't participating interesting.
Nothing fantastic about Nigeria participation anymore,as Round of 16 is our maximum level.
Crime / Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Poisoning Her Boyfriend’s Drink by caprini1: 9:27am On Nov 11, 2022
Doesn't look real to me .Why is the bar empty ?

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Agriculture / Re: I Turned My Home To Garden Of Eden by caprini1: 9:22am On Nov 11, 2022
ytdivine:
My little girl planted and harvested this yam
You are doing a great job,and your little girl looks very well and happy, congratulations and wishing you more success.

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Crime / Re: Many Injured As Gunmen In Military Uniform Attack Commuters On Lagos-Ibadan Road by caprini1: 4:22pm On Nov 09, 2022
kingthreat:


Nice one. All kidnappers relocated from Anambra state because of Peter Obi. And they all came back because of Obiano
Obidients and lies are like bread and butter.
Go and verify.
Crime / Re: Many Injured As Gunmen In Military Uniform Attack Commuters On Lagos-Ibadan Road by caprini1: 3:47pm On Nov 09, 2022
kingthreat:


Like he helped Anambra state. Nonsense
His tenure in Anambra was the safest in security,every single kidnapper left the state,and those that built houses from the proceeds,got their houses demolished.You dont need to report to the police in a crime incident,just get to your local vigilante squad,who links up direct to the police command.
Politics / Re: 2023: ARISE News Presidential Debate (Live Updates) by caprini1: 11:25pm On Nov 06, 2022
Plus10:
Why is Okowa always agreeing with everything Peter Obi says?

Shows he is very empty.
Okowa actually is the most matured and sensible out of the lot.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by caprini1: 3:29pm On Nov 06, 2022
flexyrule:
I just pity Tiago Silva. He doesn't deserve to be in the same team with these pusssies.

Honestly, he doesn't.


If not for Thiago Silva,s heroic,s, Arsenal would have won by 5 nil.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Still Make It At 39? by caprini1: 11:47am On Nov 03, 2022
YourBestWriter:
Guys good morrow to you all.

So it's going to be my 39th birthday next year and I still don't have one Kobo in my bank account. Still under my parents roof and no job. In a scale of 1 to 10, what are my chances of making it in life?
30 minutes is even too much for you to make it.Just stay positive and stay safe.
Travel / Re: Is Oshodi The Most Popular Place In Lagos? by caprini1: 5:11pm On Nov 02, 2022
Oshodi the real capital of Lagos cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by caprini1: 5:30pm On Oct 29, 2022
toprealman:
Pep wil be like, this is why I let Sterling go.
I liked his skills at some point.
Just put a man on Sterling and he is gone,very emotional player.You see that Antony that ManU bought?,that is a thug ,he no send...i wish Madrid could buy someone like that,with ice in his vein.Watched his clips on YouTube,damn!

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Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by caprini1: 5:22pm On Oct 29, 2022
My peace of mind is worth more than any relationship.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana's Currency Slumps To World’s Worst Performer Versus Dollar by caprini1: 4:35pm On Oct 29, 2022
plantainbender:
Are you aware that four zeros were removed from the cedi during decimalization?


That means, 1000 cedis is 37.7 naira according to your analogy.


Locals in Accra, uptil tomorrow still refer to 100 cedi as 1million and 500 cedi as 5million because that's what it was before the abracadabra

Just seeing that comment and bursted out laughing...normally 1 cedi should be equal to a hundred naira ,but instead its 37....but i dont do all this calculations ,because a lot of Nigerians don't understand that ,even the worst scenario here is better than Ghana...I simply summarise it to them like this : A good bread of 700 naira is equivalent to 1500 naira in ghana,Case closed,because you cant really lecture them....i work in all the Ecowas countries,and i tell you,apart from bad Electricity and insecurity,NIGERIA is beautiful.

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Politics / Re: Terror Alert: Canada, UK, Australia, Ireland Issue Security Advisory To Citizens by caprini1: 6:58am On Oct 27, 2022
Gerrard59:


Nigerian students in Ukraine said the same thing on Nairaland and Twitter when the US warned that Putin would soon invade the country and pulled out her officials. The same happened in Afghanistan, where the then Afghan presido said "the Taliban won;t take over the country"

My advice is: always follow the intelligence report of the US esp when it concerns her citizens/embassy officials in other parts of the world. The moment they are pulling out their people, start preparing for the inevitable.
God bless you,even with the whole warnings the US gave about Ukraine,one clownish student leader came to Channels TV via zoom that everywhere is safe and students should stay in their homes bla bla ,until the bombs started falling,i wish i can see that confusionist again.

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Is The Only Spanish Team Left In The Champions League by caprini1: 6:42am On Oct 27, 2022
La liga is still the best league for me.EPL is just packaged entertainment, football matches wey dey start for TV like a James Bond movie,who no go wan watch?....Commentators alone go make you think its a movie: Peter Drury "Jesus has brought Arsenal back to life" cheesy

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Politics / Re: Floods: Tips On How To Prepare And Survive by caprini1: 3:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
GistFullGround:
Don't be sorry, prepare for the next flood...

Government will not help you!
This cannot work well in a Nigerian flooding situation,so many sharp objects that will perforate and deflate the boat....a wooden or fibre boat is more ideal.

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Business / Re: CBN Redesigns 200, 500 & 1000 Naira Notes by caprini1: 2:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
When you watch Avengers,infinity war and End game....nobody deserves the wrath of Thanos ,more than CBN,NNPC and everyone involved in every arm of Nigerian government .

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Travel / Re: Flood: Lagos Government Advises Residents Of Ketu, Mile12, Others To Relocate by caprini1: 6:22am On Oct 24, 2022
osazsky:
Cameroon is releasing the flood in batches my friend in Cameroon who is very close to the president that the one they are preparing for Lagos was suppose to be for 8 states but they decided to give all to only Lagos since they are already inside water so that people wont notice they will tag it natural disaster
Bros calm down,that axis always have flood issues,due to the water release from the dam in Ogun state.But due to climate change,the intensity and level of flooding will increase this year....has nothing to do with Cameroon dams shocked

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by caprini1: 7:26pm On Oct 22, 2022
Chai...... Casemiro giving ManU fans the kind champagne we have been enjoying at Real Madrid the past years.

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Politics / Re: Alaba International Market Closed After Clash Between Traders & Thugs (Video) by caprini1: 9:33am On Oct 22, 2022
Cryofigbos:



Your foolishness is epic grin grin grin u were celebrating the guy that was killed few days ago thinking is one of d agbero..........keep writing nonsense from pillar to post with ur anti yoruba comments grin grin grin ppl wey better pass ur ppl

Let them return to onitsha and Aba to their other shops coz once that place is opened agbero will come in full force and slaughter them like fowl grin
Nothing to laugh about this incident.....some Hausas,Igbos and Yorubas lost their lives unnecessarily .The press will never really know what happened.We dont need all this senseless mayhem.

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Health / Re: Brain Drain: Nigeria Left With 24,000 Doctors – NMA by caprini1: 8:34am On Oct 20, 2022
EmmyCC:
A lot of things are wrong in this Country
Everything is wrong,tell me one thing that is done the right way in Nigeria? We are all just enduring and hoping for divine change.

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Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by caprini1: 8:24am On Oct 20, 2022
Kasssandra:


Removal of tolling on federal roads is why we have bad roads.

Better the bridge is tolled. Oil money cannot meet all our needs.

Better all other roads are tolled too
The monies stolen over the years from oil would have turned the whole Nigeria to a paradise.
Politics / Re: China Opens Police Station In Nigeria by caprini1: 12:13pm On Oct 19, 2022
bibianna:
F.G should reciprocate this too in their country!
Reciprocate gini? grin Ordinary Indonesian police dey beat up our embassy staff and our embassador,Asians are going to rule this world finally ,from Indians,Chinese,Japanese and Arabs.
Politics / Re: Prepare For Evacuation, Minister Warns State Govts, LGAs On Impending Floods by caprini1: 8:22am On Oct 17, 2022
Well ,at least she can finally put moneys with her into real use and not feeding sone imaginary school children with billions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 4:27am On Oct 12, 2022
Mikekan30:


Useme'
You are already a Victim!!!!

Bush Fallow...

You are Nothing!

DM for help,so i can help your life,i,m really feeling bad for you,coming online after one week for the second time ,is no coincidence.I dont know how you feed and do other stuffs.
Jokes apart seek my help,i will surely assist you.One love. cool
Food / Re: Eating This Combination Is How To Make A Nuclear Bomb (Picture) by caprini1: 2:32pm On Oct 09, 2022
iLegendd:
Prophet Rolex is the real food bomb.
Where that guy sef? I watched one of his skits that scared the hell outa me .Eating ice cream with fufu,bitterleaf and abacha etc.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 6:03pm On Oct 08, 2022
Mikekan30:


Hahahahah funny Pigeon,
Is data an issue to any body, it's only someone who is retard and on fully deraiged will know his neighbor, so no hard feelings you're already a Victim.
Ode...run along ,dont have time for the living deads.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 6:59am On Oct 07, 2022
Mikekan30:


As you are the curse giver!!! Hahahahha

You go cry tire Useme'..

Idiot..
Arsenal still on top of you... Loser
You managed to bundle into free WiFi....retarde.d Orangutan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 4:44am On Oct 04, 2022
Peacecore:
I'm telling you.I wish that Madrid will come again. Man City this season is different from Man City of last season. Madrid go bleed for nose.
We,ve heard this,in many past football seasons,and we all know how it ended for Madrid's opponents. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 4:40am On Oct 04, 2022
Peacecore:
if you have been watching City's match, you would've observed something. When Guardiola feels comfortable with the leads. He removes key players especially KDB. And when this happens two things happens; either they stop scoring or they'll start to concede goals. It happened in that Semi_ final that has been giving you orgasm. It even happened yesterday. It happened in the UCL final with Chelsea. KDB was crying when he was leaving the field knowing the effects to the team. Wake up. This time, until Madrid concede up to 4 unreplied goals, KDB n co are not going anywhere.
God go keep all of us ,safe and healthy.I will screenshot this comment and keep for you till the end of the season.Shebi na Real Madrid ,you wan take shine? We go see as e go end.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 12:02pm On Oct 03, 2022
Mikekan30:


Shut it bro
Manchester United is a failure and a disgrace losing to your Direct Rival by 6-3
That's how the same Useless Manchester United lost to Liverpool 5-0 last season
Your team is shit and useless keep hyping yourself failure lavishing at 10th position

Mumu club
Thats how you go around collecting curses for yourself and your ancestors,where is it stated there,that my team is Manchester United? Imb.ecile!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by caprini1: 9:45am On Oct 03, 2022
Tobechuckwu:


I think u didn't watched d match last season
Real Madrid won by luck last season which can happen to any team. They equalised on the 89 minutes or so, if Grealish had scored d goal nko.

This is a new season, we are waiting for the said Real Madrid.
Go nd ask Ancelotti, he feared Man City than any other team in Europe, he even said that repeatedly.
Football is not boxing that is scored by performance,but by goals.....Arsenal played ,but Man U won...do you think if ManU played with precision and took their chances ,Man City would have won yesterday?

Madrid didnt win 14 UCL,s by dribbling everybody like Bernado Silva.

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