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IsiAbuncha:
During the Ferguson era, this game would still be one to watch with open mind.
Don't know about dis van gaal, 3-0 against a useless team who lost at home to common greek outfit within the week. SMH, Respect to Mourinho abeg

Decapo:
Arsenal don do there work we've lost this one.. Welldone gunners
#proudly utd

Decapo:
Arsenal don do there work we've lost this one.. Welldone gunners
#proudly utd

mukina2:
aieromon . .martial matters is he playing?

M4gunners:
Sekem Sekem Sekem

Touchforfree:
Then. Commot d 3 points and d 2 goals nahh.

Ask pple to tell you d meaning of "ara ija ni eyin wa".

Chelsea has never played any EPL match ds season with a clean ssheet but they did with ur "robot" ashnal.

D highest Arsenal will be achieving is by representing England every year @ d UCL only for them to come out kissing d dust.

If anybody wan condemn CFC, it shouldn't be Ashhnal jooorr.

Captainswag225:
lol so now everybody hates chelsea As a madridista i dont admit it even if barca plays well..... I just wish whats happening to chelsea happened to barca.

BuddhaPalm:
You are not a good person

Captainswag225:
wait a minute, u self, barca lost today so why are u laughing at chelsea lol, u 2 need consoling.

Horlawoomey:
Winning every time can be boring, let's experience what Arsenal fans have been going through for some times now.

I just pray that we qualify for next champions league.

mukina2:
I Have time for madrid .. next week

mukina2:
game on

bqlekan:
don't mind dem yeye people

bqlekan:
Like its increase will affect the masses

mbulela:
Is that why you had to copy the entire thing before writing your one-liner?

0rex:
Lol.
He thought he was driving a Toyota yaris?

fresherdanU:
did you have to copy the whole story just to let people know it made ur day?

idonbelieveit

ijustdey:
who is this

Greatzeus:
My Dearest Wife

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year,
I have attempted to make love
to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an
average of only once every 10 days.
The following is a list of why
I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed,
the result was not always satisfying
because 6 times you just laid there,
8 times you reminded me that there was

a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you
told me to hurry up and get it over with,
7 times I had to wake you up to tell you
I was finished, and once I was afraid that
I had hurt you because you started thrashing
around and breathing heavy.
Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

**********************

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL
reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and
were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time
and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't
talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was,
"Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was
thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was
fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

Source: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q1/letter.110.html

shikshark:
if we are to individually present a list of corrupt officials........90% of Nigerian politicians should be scampering for safety.

tchidi:

E fine.... but we never see the pikin o!!

abat4real37:
Watching Football with women (especially
your wife) can be
interesting sometimes. The example below is
typical (I pity
the guy no b small)
:
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's
that
yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means
the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic
light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!!
God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na.
Don't
you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene
Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!
(Changes Channel to African Magic).