₦airaland Forum

crixtex:
Buhari's body language: DSTV to air free premier league and la liga matches for Nigerians.... Beremumux

This one no be joke o....close to two weeks now,laliga and Premiership is free.

LadyBoss1:
La liga not really instrested Just prem

Madrid is my team ,but I watch all football games.

LadyBoss1:
Lol
Oh i get
But the rain has stopped sun shining now ..

Its really unfair just about 45 mins of rain with heavy breeze and Madrid is playing today o.Na me go come climb roof?

LadyBoss1:
Oga which kin meeting
On a sunday !!! Haba

Family thing jare my dear,the useless rain scatter my dish position!

LadyBoss1:
Mancity match next

My nephew can watch that on Mancity TV on FOX SPORTS 2 on startimes in his room ,I dey go. Meeting abeg!..hating this rain.

LadyBoss1:
Mancity match next

My nephew can watch that on Mancity TV on FOX SPORTS 2 on startimes ,I dey go. Meeting abeg!..hating this rain.

Heavy rain here o...Dstv signal don go o!

luvinhubby:
There are better roads than this in villages in Anambra state.

Please tell them joo!

OP the writer....may be you don't know what hyperbole means in literature,yet you come here showing you can write...Nairaland and wanna bes sha!

What a pity,so ManU can't score in the EPL if its not a deflected or an own goal?

Enough talk already!....when will we hear VP Osinbajo commissions the first wind powered power plant in Lekki or VP Osinbajo commissions a Mega Farm in Agbor? ......I wish they could put past ruling govts to shame with some mind blowing developments,instead of blames.

Hahahahaha.....I knew I was going to buy a 100m house for 10m in Buharis new regime.....

BeeBeeOoh:
u dey use gas cook ni??

Just tryn to explain that its more economical to cook with gas...cheers!

BeeBeeOoh:
But, e no reduce the price of kerosene nah??..

gas is cheaper than kerosene na!

Kenzico:
I still don't get it, what can she be suffering 4rm?

Acute or Severe menstrual pain,it can be very horrific for some women.....!best bet is for her to be placed on some hormonal balancing natural supplements.They are quite expensive ,but it will gradually normalise her body systems.

chidexxy007:
picked up d conversation wen he said man city is a better breeding ground than man utd not knowing he's referring to a 34yrs old man as "prospect" gosh......
I immediately start vexing 4 myself..

I tell u ehn,to discuss football with some people can cause migraine.

bread ,cake or sharwama............they are now officially MR AND MRS.

chidexxy007:
hahahahahahaha...... ds guy funny shaa, ur numba 2&3points...... seems u don't even know d aduriz of a guy..... he is 34, wat future are u talking about here.........
abeg go sleep..... itaf do.
lol...

Nna I taya o.....I was just waiting for someone to remind them that Aduriz will soon be 35 years old.

Hala Madrid

mukina2:
GO AND BAIL HIM


sergio ramos henderson

Muky dis season again again? Let my boy be na ! Choose another player as a verb for qualifying space craft kicks ,may be Depay.

Darrellhill:
And State like Akwa Ibom, River State, Abia State, Kaduna State, just to state a few are already working.. heacy construction ongoing, even showing the road map of their present administration..
When fashola became governor it was almost immediately work started... My guy please it some few days to a hundred days in office, tell me just one thing u have seen this present government done #Lagos Is In Trouble

Well the horrible Isolo-Ikotun road is undergoing immediate construction for starters.

Ndi igbo anagha atupuru nsi onu. Igbos don't reply faeces on why it smells.

IYANGBALI:
na innocent dey fok the girl?I bin think say na terry o

You need deliverance and washing of head at bar beach

Bowaley17:
Chaiiii e don red for Mourinho. Eva Caneiro head don catch am...

Innocent girl for that matter.

Goal na goal...u can ask Man U after two matches

This is so easy,all the FG needs do is partner all phone companies,after all ,when my credits are accidentally taken,the phone companies knows the exact time and date .And who and who,I've called,b4 apologising and returning my money.

Believing the UK will return Naijas stolen money in their kitty is like believing that keke Marwa runs faster than a Buggati veyron.

donholy28:
His arm rubbing her left boobs..... I wonder how d part 2 go be as some things for d part 1 no even funny sef

The only funny scene in pt1 was the. White. Taxi driver that spoke pidgin english and stripped AY and Ramsey of their clothes to pay the fare.Dats all!

Its really a greater joke ,that these dudes are making tens of millions from all this crap.

Holyfield1:
I still laugh whenever I hear him singing
'i remember when I had no money in my bank account''.....6 packs ko 2 Pac ni

......seriously!....my nephew said since I love comedies,that anytime am bored,I should listen to Naija lyrics and not the beats.

Lagosians are self sufficient,Fashola should have done more for the grass root and become a modern day Jakande.Take the deplorable states of some roads before his tenure came to an end.Presently, some of those roads are silently been fixed by Ambode..especially that Isolo-ikotun road.What do you expect? The normal Lagos gossip right now is that Fash just came to loot.it is well!

I was at a Bank ATM machine yesterday and a woman dragged in her sales girl,screaming that she sent her to withdraw 5k and that since the girl came back to the shop,her phone kept receiving debit alerts of different sums and the Maddam ATM card was in her hand,some couple of minutes later ,more debit alerts kept coming into her phone. I don't know what to make of such incident,very scary though!