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Christianity EtcRe: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by Caprison(m): 8:59am On Dec 27, 2015
Send me d copy 2 via ma Email..... Caprison_steve5@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: When She Says No by Caprison(m): 9:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
cry
TheHeGoat:
I said shut up, you deucedly licentious dingleberry! This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on unarmed females. angry Look here, you're not worth the least of my she-goats so why would I want you anyway?
I only said I'd propose to you in a public toilet so the flies and cockroaches can bear us witness.
grin
TheHeGoat:
I said shut up, you deucedly licentious dingleberry! This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on unarmed females. angry Look here, you're not worth the least of my she-goats so why would I want you anyway?
I only said I'd propose to you in a public toilet so the flies and cockroaches can bear us witness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dianomo Zagreb Vs Arsenal : UCL (2 - 1) On 16th September 2015 by Caprison(m): 6:10pm On Sep 16, 2015
... my one n only sis ,.2day bein her birthday
2000 likes for her as Gunners fan birthday 2day.Arsenal 5-0

EventsRe: Happy Birthday Wish by Caprison(op): 10:35am On Sep 16, 2015
May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
EventsHappy Birthday Wish by Caprison(op): 10:34am On Sep 16, 2015
I hope you have a
wonderful day and that the year
ahead is filled with much love,
many wonderful surprises and
gives you lasting memories that
you will cherish in all the days
ahead. Happy Birthday.

Fellow Nairalander.. Plz i need a birthday wish for my one n only Sis in d whole world... 100 likes for her

FamilyRe: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by Caprison(m): 2:21pm On Jun 10, 2015
Who can tell me the answer to this quex

Music/RadioRe: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by Caprison(m): 8:30pm On Sep 28, 2014
Olamide ft Phyno....Ndi Ara ..Ghost Mood...
RomanceRe: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by Caprison(m): 8:21pm On Jan 06, 2014
IbokUtoroh: i dey tell people say if i marry n my wife wan try rubbish na to first ignore her, dont eat her food n sleep outside, anytime she is ready for marriage she will come look for me. life is too short for a wife to tek a lovely n hardworkng hubby for granted. my own no go be divorce but leavorce
Exactly.....That strategy is the worst thing a woman can experience and dread most..quit talking to her, don't eat her food,come back when ever you like,don't sex her,leave the house when she screw up. ..ONE WEEK ,it's either she go home or she ask for forgiveness..
RomanceRe: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by Caprison(m): 8:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
IbokUtoroh: i dey tell people say if i marry n my wife wan try rubbish na to first ignore her, dont eat her food n sleep outside, anytime she is ready for marriage she will come look for me. life is too short for a wife to tek a lovely n hardworkng hubby for granted. my own no go be divorce but leavorce
Exactly.....That strategy is the worst thing a woman can experience and dread most.
RomanceRe: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by Caprison(m): 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2014
I remember when i was in teen age, I was scared to av sex cus i dnt wanna go to hell,I resist to eat lots of breeded meat even when they sorround me in ma hood.

Still living with ma policy till i met this COMPLICATED SEXY DAMSEL...I was with her in ma room but inside of me,i was like wrestling inside the ring with Undertaker..

well i try every possibilities of resisting but BODY NO BE WOOD.

I failed but ma regret wasn't base on the sex but if i can actually have sex b4 marriage,why suffering and wrestling withing me on the former that i actually resist successfully.

Well @op. Your strong to think twice and resist cus she ain't close to you yet,that's good but make sure you're strong enough to resist them in ur door mouth or Dodge them in the outside world.

And meanwhile,Sex is just 1 out of the 10 commandment of God,......so make sure you keep the remaining 9 and not coming here to rant just b'cus you overwhelm the power of 1 single sex....
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Caprison(m): 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2013
Nomski0: 1.Chess

2.Pes

3.Watching movies together.
wow!!...you love chess...meehn i do without sex n food for the whole day just because of chess....

common let me introduce you via online chess
PoliticsRe: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by Caprison(m): 6:23pm On Dec 28, 2013
AMADU77: [img][/img]While we sleep in our houses, enjoying soft bed n AC, those soldiers u call MOFO r sleeping inside bush, in tents, in the rain, facing all kind of dangers n blocking the terrorist from flowing into our towns,

They have training n they know well that a phone can be used to communicate between a suicide bomber n his commander, I've seen lot of videos in Syria when the suicides was on phone n they telling him slow down , ... Let the soldier gather ... Etc like a last moment instruction ..

Whenever u r on police or army checkpoints, driver n passenger stop using ur phone, remove ur sun Glass. Ur cap or hut ( except traditional), off the music n open the window n try ur best to be gentle ,, just try

I don't understand how sm1 will ask u to slap ur country soldiers n yet ppl like this !! !!

I donno who's else is annoyed by the army checkpoints. No one above mistakes, but almost every soldier in Nigeria has been into action. He saw death n buried lot of his colleagues so take it easy wt him my dear civilian citizen

Respecting the army is a sign of civilization , in many civilized countries , people wont allow soldiers to wait in queue, they simple ask them to move to the front of the queue, if an ex-army man was wounded in action he will be considered a hero n will hv big advantage in the presidential election or any election
im free wt my opinion n iw ill say it clear, i don't see any difference n i have same respect for the man sitting in villa n the man with uniform on the checking point.

and @ poster my friend or any1 who's saying to slap the soldiers, me , AMADU a simple person, will use all my connection in Abuja to give u a FG plate number or if i can a diplomatic red plate number so no1 will disturb u again, under 1 condition : join the army n spend 1 month in the front lines of Yola or Bornou state, then u will understand

go enjoy ur new year n celebrate it n don't forget those who's protecting you in ur prayer
10000000000000 likes to this post,we are all here,relaxing n enjoying life with expensive gadgets n yet we can never for once commendate their effort jst for our own safety.. ..
Music/RadioRe: Top 10 Nigerian Hit Songs That Excited Us In 2013 by Caprison(m): 5:34pm On Dec 28, 2013
Nix list but SLOW DOWN by Wizkid n R2bees should be included
PhonesRe: Applications On Your Phone That Does Amazing Things by Caprison(m): 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2013
demsid: I downloaded ttpod on my android phone and my avast antivrus alert that its potentially harmful,I shd uninstall what should I do cos I love d app or is there any mp3 app better than ttpod I shd get.
Same happened to me sometimes last year but i ignored it cus i rather quit using phone than uninstalling my best music player TTPOD

...But since then,My TTPOD has never endanger my phone..so i advice u enjoy ur ttpod as long as theirs no virus threat on the app....

By potential harmful, they normally means the app causing low memory or ram which cause ur mobile device to hang or act blue film for you




Enjoy while it Last!!!
CrimeRe: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Caprison(m): 9:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
Ceorhemz: We all sympathize with the family of the boy. But the driver shouldnt have beaten the checkpoint in the North. Its a security threat. Even in kaduna, if a bike or a car approach a checkpoint, they slow down,they dont run. The driver knew that. Maybe the soldier should have been cautious. But its the situation of our country. These Jtfs too are losing their lives to these terorist. Its just reactionary. So sorry for that young man
That's one thing they dnt understand,do you guys ask yourself how many soldier's that has died for our own interest n peace in those northern states n have you ask of their own family..You dnt av to judge them cus mayb this kinda thing has happen alot of times in their checkpoints which must av left alot of casualties...so beating a military checkpoint is a seriouse threat n their must b casualty cus it wasn't planed...i dnt no the reason why we dnt pity soldiers or blame anyone when they die at cross fire but we rain insult n cause when an individual is being killed accidentally..
PhonesRe: Applications On Your Phone That Does Amazing Things by Caprison(m): 3:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
Shazam
Ttpod
Musicmaniac
vault
chess live-online chess game
Etc
PhonesRe: Applications On Your Phone That Does Amazing Things by Caprison(m): 2:52pm On Dec 27, 2013
TweetMajor: cymera for taking and editing pictures, can make your ugly sister beautiful smiley
Rom manager for updating your custom roms
Blackmart for downloading paid Google play apps
were can i download
Blackmart...not in playstore..
CrimeRe: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Caprison(m): 2:10pm On Dec 27, 2013
BUSH.HUNTER:
That soldier must be Jail for Life......why must he open fire on innocent soul.....




Zombies No Get Kontrol o Na Jorojara joro In FeLa Voice
2013 Most Stupid comment ...2moro,u hear about bomb blast, u blame government yet we the masses don't wanna help ourselves..

How too stupid n foolish are you to beat a military checkpoint and expect to go scot free.
The driver has to bear the full consequence n not the soldiers whose life is under threat at any moment ..
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Caprison(m):
borax sexy: OMG.. Guys like u still exist!!! U've given me all the encouragement and motivation I need to remain a virgin till I get married ... Tnks so much!
Ur Username is bora SEXY and he is giving you all the encouragement and motivation u
need to remain a virgin till u get married....who is deceiving who? ...ur kind of girl gets laid by lover boys and when he bullshit you,without any other alternative, you come back to tell him HE IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN TO YOU...jst like the story i read about a girl who got pregnant,abort it and then comeback to tell his toy boyfriend she fake the pregnancy to test him....
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Caprison(m): 10:19am On Dec 21, 2013
emmaebi: Wen u want to buy sardine from D supermarket or anywhere, do you tell the person selling Dat let me open the sardine and taste the fish so dat I will know whether it is sweet or if I like it before I decide whether to buy it or not. angry ur action is equivalent to stealing and foolishness
You dnt Need to open it but rather check the expire date....Girls of Nowadays goes about with expired virginity....you may try going in finally and you discover she gat a slack hymen or a kind of plastic surgery has been done to keep it intact. ...op gat point but i won't buy the idea cus ma religious belief forbids it.....
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Caprison(m): 2:19am On Dec 21, 2013
doteb: If u continue dis way, how many will u sample? Try and change that mentality O°˚˚˚
Hmmm...Ur wife is at stake grin... No dulling...Retaliate now wink wink
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Caprison(m): 2:12am On Dec 21, 2013
segello58: i can't believe this topic made it to front page


ops your post will make the guys really that they will never spare any lady even though its obvious the relationship is never going to lead to marriage think twice.

and moderator you are helping by promoting it.

if we throw a stone in the market,

remember you have sisters, relative and you are also going to have female child
Love n sex is deeply stick on karma...U ain't a virgin n the one's u straff are someone's daughter,sister or even mother...so definitely,ur daughter or sister will suffer the same...if at all it wasn't done intensionally...
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Caprison(m): 2:05am On Dec 21, 2013
okpara ugo: It is natural. A girl can still date 20 men and have a tight spot.
Same reason why Mr op suggest we should test b4 choosing...
WebmastersRe: Which Is Better Between Addynamo And Adsense For Blogging? by Caprison(m): 9:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
Dannylux: Following the crowd ---- AdSense cheesy
laugh don stretch my prick n tear my boxer here ooo......
WebmastersRe: Which Is Better Between Addynamo And Adsense For Blogging? by Caprison(m): 8:56pm On Dec 19, 2013
Danjunior: Adsense. Jooor. Even tho i no even no wetin e b
Hahaha hahahaaahaa... lmao.....
FamilyRe: Is Obsession Sign Of Love In A Relationship? by Caprison(m):
I Need an advice ma fellow Nairalanders... Am currently in Dubai but ma Girlfriend is in Nigeria...yea i dnt fail to send her money for her needs...jst now,she called and was demanding some amount of money...saying she needs it TO BUY SEXY GOWN FOR CHRISTMAS FLEXING....n then i hang up the phone to ask,was the state of Nigerian girl's on Sexy gown cus i have left Nigeria for dubai for over 1yr nw. ...and that actual word SEXY GOWN jst got me insecured....
RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Caprison(m): 10:55am On Dec 19, 2013
cutiepie01: u're welcome!Just bluetooth d cake,let me put it on sef..lolz
#Birthday cake sent successfully #
bck to the topic....
Cutie u receive it?
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by Caprison(m): 10:49am On Dec 19, 2013
rutchiekens: Wordpress
wow!!!...i love it....can we work as a team....?
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by Caprison(m): 9:38am On Dec 19, 2013
Henry22: really its not easy to be a blogger, but consistency is the key here, please guys show some love at www.beatzearth..com. smiley smiley smiley
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WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by Caprison(m): 12:13am On Dec 19, 2013
Brimmie: Lol.. Na Okija Things o! Just rub am for your keyboard, news wey you take am type ehn? grin grin E go get viewers like madt!!
Only if you agrees to take me there

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