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RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by Caprison(m): 7:18pm On Nov 03, 2013
I have made up ma mind and decide never to love a girl...the issue is not the lack of fund but she has found someone else n decide to kick u out...That girl's best trickich strategy to breakup with a guy......spend the money with her instantly on food n drinks and then play your role if u get the moral..i bet u gat notin to loose at the end wink wink
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Safely Observe Sunday’s Solar Eclipse by Caprison(m): 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2013
pendusky: for nigerians like sexkillz nothing gonna happen, cant wait for tomorow though, meanwhile Arsenal are loosing out today!
I rebuke that from ur mouth in Jesus Name cry cry cry
HealthRe: A Thread For Body Builders by Caprison(m): 1:36pm On Oct 22, 2013
Am a slim guy..i inherited my slim nature from my dad and i dnt like ma slim nature..Av done alot of weight lift but i couldn't gain much muscle i desire....plz advice me on what to do......any fast and active supplement?
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by Caprison(m): 5:19pm On Oct 13, 2013
Emmadani: should i organize a match btw the ethopian galz vs 11 of you' in adis ababa?If u dnt beat them 10-0 then i will slaugther u for ramadan....!Ur type that will just run 50metres and collapse.U beta shut up there if dnt av any gud tin to say about d se.
hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
Nairaland GeneralRe: Zodiac Traits do they really reflect in your character by Caprison(m): 9:17am On Oct 13, 2013
Fynestboi: Sagittarius
nov 23-dec 22

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical
Blindly optimistic and careless
Irresponsible and superficial
Tactless and restless
95% truth...but aint straightforward..
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Visits Super-Eagles In Ethiopia by Caprison(m): 8:57am On Oct 13, 2013
NaijNews: #Team Super Eagles - For Live!!! We must carry the trophy In Jesus Name.
world cup qualifying trophy or world cup? undecided
NaijNews: #Team Super Eagles - For Live!!! We must carry the trophy In Jesus Name.
world cup qualifying trophy or world cup?
SportsRe: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by Caprison(m): 4:15pm On Oct 12, 2013
fuckluv: See them!
Too much swag!!
Go Eagles!!! kiss kiss kiss
too much swag no be small...i dey feel them big time...
Music/RadioRe: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by Caprison(m): 9:53am On Oct 08, 2013
rman: If Nigerians hate most of the songs listed on this thread , how come they are commercially successful?
How come they are popular?
Am I missing something?
undecided undecided undecided i keep on wondering thesame thing ,all i know is that they keep on making their real cash...and life goes on..[b][/b] even your girlfriend go follow come around by wizkid..so i advice u guyz to check on ur babes before commenting grin grin grin angry grin
Music/RadioRe: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by Caprison(m): 8:34pm On Oct 07, 2013
Any music by Father Mbaka...i always get malaria parasite because of his music
FamilyRe: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by Caprison(m): 12:53am On Oct 06, 2013
the death of ma dear friend JARDON 22YRS early this year...i was whatsapping him on 1 friday noon but no responds from him which got me annoyed.then on monday morning,i was awaken by ambulance siren with clouds of youths making a damn noise as they were passing along ma house cus i leave close to express ,so i dress up n ride off to no actually who it was cus i realise the deceased was a youth cus of the crowded youth.on sightin at d Poster,hold n behold,it was him JARDON,i fell off ma bike n cried like a kid..i was told later that he slump n died on that fateful friday while doing normal evening football training in the field......R.I.P JARDON.............also ma class mate when i was in sec school this same year CHIDINMA...she did abortion n died.....
FamilyRe: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by Caprison(m): 11:57pm On Oct 05, 2013
lonipeter: My dad, because his death is still so fresh. He died a couple of hours ago!
Like seriously...2day?
FamilyRe: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by Caprison(m): 11:48pm On Oct 05, 2013
Excellent2010: I lost my frnd sm yrs back, can't rememba d yr again also my mum's younger sister in 2003 and just 2wks ago, sept 19, 2013 I lost my mum's elder sister while my grandma is alive. May the souls of d departed rest in peace.
Were are you driving @?...Ur grand ma na witch?
FamilyRe: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by Caprison(m): 11:43pm On Oct 05, 2013
mz mariah: Hmm.the death of my dad who died before I was born and the death of my mum 2 hours after I was born. I never had the opportunity to even hold them sad
Hmmm!!!terrifying
FamilyRe: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by Caprison(m): 11:17pm On Oct 05, 2013
m.esther96:
RIP oyindamola,she slept beside me dt fateful day n neva woke up,dec 31st 2011
Hmmm!!! terrific..
PhonesRe: The Worst Phone You've Ever Used Or Cant Recommend. by Caprison(m): 2:07am On Sep 12, 2013
afm4ever: For me na samsung but have forgotten d make d battery na wahala if u charge am from morning till night when u unplug am and use am like 5 minutes i go write battery low
not even the battery go write battery low but na u...in any case u and your phone na the worst mobile on earth..ur phone is even better than u..i fear ooo
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Baraje Are Not Entitled To Guards – Police by Caprison(m): 1:03pm On Sep 10, 2013
Kairoseki77: Either you take away EVERY Senator's police escort, or you leave the situation as it is.

You don't selectively take away police escorts based on politics. That is unethical and cowardly.

GEJ has been abusing the police too much. Look what happened in Rivers House Assembly. Must Saraki and Barage be bloodied to settle a political battle? How uncivilized must we be? This is jungle politics.

Maybe the next President will take the police out of your state because your ethnic group didn't vote for him, or maybe if your Governor is beefing. The precedent has been set.
that's what we call absolute power in govt. so relax n never u fight or BOSS....
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Baraje Are Not Entitled To Guards – Police by Caprison(m): 12:59pm On Sep 10, 2013
theoctopus: Stop talking nonsense my friend. You are not even questioning the fact that Saraki was going around with 7 policemen. How many policemen does Nigeria have? He is not entitled to police escort, period. If he had any, it was simply goodwill from the police and it was even ridiculous. If one senator has 7 policemen, the 109 senators will have 7 X 109 = 763 policemen. So how many will remain for the rest of Nigeria. Please stop supporting bad thing. He should go and hire man o' war and pay for his own security like every other Nigerian.
man u wicked ooo grin
theoctopus: Stop talking nonsense my friend. You are not even questioning the fact that Saraki was going around with 7 policemen. How many policemen does Nigeria have? He is not entitled to police escort, period. If he had any, it was simply goodwill from the police and it was even ridiculous. If one senator has 7 policemen, the 109 senators will have 7 X 109 = 763 policemen. So how many will remain for the rest of Nigeria. Please stop supporting bad thing. He should go and hire man o' war and pay for his own security like every other Nigerian.
man u wicked ooo
Foreign AffairsRe: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide In Prison by Caprison(m): 3:23pm On Sep 05, 2013
hieyaaaa....he has already taught and realise that his manhood must have shrink to the core 100 yrs to come...so all hope lost and pussy lost
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua Doesn't Support Military Action Against Syria by Caprison(m): 10:12am On Sep 05, 2013
tongue .... lol....Dancing davido skelewu as war drum beats...


i need earpiece... dnt need any distraction from usa or syria
PoliticsRe: Willy Obiano Is APGA Anambra Guber Candidate by Caprison(m): 12:36am On Aug 27, 2013
alexchiny: You are wrong my dear? Let me ask you: Are you even in Anambra State? Honestly, even though people are somehow disappointed with Soludo saga, they are still rooting for APGA anyday anytime. For them, APGA is winning the elections regardless of whom they present. FYI, WIlly Obiano will sweep the whole of ANambra North,so he still a heavyweight.
Dnt talk what you cnt defend..ur not an Anambrarian after all...peter obi has done his worst 2day by selling of his state to PDP.....how?...by giving out d apga ticket to a man (obiano jst came back from america 1 week to APGA primary)who doesn't know What Nigerian politics is all about..John Nwosu will never accept to be his deputy no matter what..
EducationRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Post Utme by Caprison(m): 11:02am On Jun 18, 2013
plz how much is there post ume form..
n once more is it possible for a student that score 189 n wanna offer economics to pursue the admission ....
Nairaland GeneralRe: The 10 Things You Cant Learn In The Classroom by Caprison(m): 11:32pm On Jun 04, 2013
With evry thing happening today,u dont know whether your coming or going.....dedicated to all nairalander...meanwhile....just passing by..hii
PhonesRe: Tecno Is Winning The Smartphone War In Nigeria by Caprison(m): 11:04pm On Jun 04, 2013
Ezedon: TECNO is the best phone i have ever use that gives me maximum satisfaction , infact i really love their products.
exactly....but wait oooo!!!u sound as if dat was d 1st smart phone u av eva used...
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Left A Relationship Without Saying Why? by Caprison(m): 6:07pm On May 27, 2013
190: yes i do it all the time

even did it 3days ago tongue tongue
Achievement....clap 4 urself
RomanceRe: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by Caprison(m): 11:43pm On May 25, 2013
austinemar: jus dey look all diz gurls coments... Most of una too loose dats y we dey xchange una like wrapper grin. Make una dey say "no" sometyms na, haba!
hei guy,no dey ginger dia brain nah..abi u wan mek dey s*x starv us...nawa u oo
PoliticsRe: Chinua Achebe Burial – Live Blog by Caprison(m): 11:52am On May 21, 2013
R.i.P D GREAT MAN...TINS HAS REALLY FALLING APART AS U ONCE WRITE....I WIL B DIA 2 PAY U MA LAST RESPECT
PoliticsRe: Obama Skips Nigeria In His Africa Visit by Caprison(m): 9:19am On May 21, 2013
;Dpost in motion
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Members Killed In Borno by Caprison(m): 12:43pm On May 17, 2013
9jadelta: nigeria army . i fear those guys. wetin them do for my village i no fit forget . am sure borno will definitely be on fire now
wetin dey do ur area?
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Members Killed In Borno by Caprison(m): 12:14pm On May 17, 2013
;Djst d beginin... grin
TravelRe: Can I Travel From Lagos To Us By Sea?how Much? by Caprison(m): 7:51pm On May 12, 2013
Afam4eva: I love adventures...I also intend doing this in the future but just for fun as travelling by sea will take months to get to my destination.
taaaaaaaaaaa!! M sure ur gf is nt a nairalander so u beta tel us d truth so we no hw we can help out..
RomanceRe: Can You Stop Loving Your Partner? by Caprison(m): 10:33pm On May 09, 2013
Sormeh: Love can die naturally when no matter all your efforts & sacrifices to make it enjoyable, u are still seen as not doing anything.
short bt ful of words

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