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Health › Re: I Have A Stretch Mark Only On My Butt,what Does It Mean by CAPSLOCKED: 8:27pm On Apr 07, 2020

Yemialade:
Hi guys
what does it mean to have stretch mark on only your butt and not other part of your body.
I don't know how it appear on my butt, I don't even have it on my breast, thigh, arm
one day when I was getting injected on the butt by a female pharmacist I asked her why I have stretch mark, she told me it is a sign am going to be fat though am a slim lady.
my ex boyfriend told me that it's a sign my butt will b bigger, that the stretch mark won't leave until it does it work.
Guys what's your intake on this.

WHAT DID YOU EVER DO TO DESERVE ALL THESE IGNORANT PEOPLE ALL AT ONCE?? undecided

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Vs Chadian Military: Checkout Their Strength And Artillery by CAPSLOCKED: 10:50am On Apr 07, 2020

THE DIFFERENCE IS VERY CLEAR.

ONE SIDE BOASTS ABOUT SWEEPING OUT A TERRORIST GROUP, THE OTHER SIDE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN BEATING UP DEFENSELESS CIVILIANS AND GIVING AIDS TO PEOPLE'S MOTHERS.

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Romance › Re: Ok by CAPSLOCKED: 10:45am On Apr 07, 2020

Omar09:
Whatever happened to being supportive to your other half. You just a big fööl. The biggest in the world. Ídiot.

IF THIS IS MARRIAGE THEN BEST FOR MEN IS TO BE ON THEIR OWN

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Celebrities › Re: The World Cutest Baby - Anahita Hashemzadeh Biography, Family, Age by CAPSLOCKED: 10:42am On Apr 07, 2020

THERE'S NOTHING CUTE ABOUT THIS GOAT SHAGGER'S CHILD WHO WILL BE MARRIED OFF TO ANOTHER GOAT SHAGGER BEFORE SHE'S NINE.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Members Catching Fun - VOA (Throwback Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:06am On Apr 07, 2020

WHY WOULD THEY NOT HAVE FUN WHEN THEY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND FOOD, AND MANY WIVES...... ALL SPONSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT. undecided

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Romance › Re: Disclaimer: Men, Up Your Sexual Game by CAPSLOCKED: 8:01am On Apr 07, 2020*

FINALLY, WHO NO FIT, NO FIT.

"UP YOUR SEXUAL GAME" IS THE REASON MANY DUMB BOYS AND THEIR FATHERS INGEST ALL KINDS OF UNHEALTHY SUBSTANCES IN ORDER TO IMITATE PORNSTARS.

THE ONLY SURE DEAL HERE IS WHEN THOSE DRUGS AND DRINKS RUIN YOUR LIFE OR EVEN KILLS YOU, THE WOMEN YOU'RE UPPING GAME FOR SWITCHES TO OTHER MEN WHO HAVE UPPED THEIR GAME, AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES.

NOBODY GIVES A PISS ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU'RE BROKEN OR DEAD. THERE'S A LONG QUEUE OF MANY DUMBER CLIENTS WHO BOAST OF HAVING GAME, WAITING TO REPLACE YOU, SO THESE WOMEN ARE NEVER OUT OF OPTIONS. NEVER. YOU'RE JUST AN OPTION THAT CAN BE REPLACED THE NEXT MOMENT WITH THOUSANDS OF MORE OPTIONS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO DISPLAY THEIR GAME AND EARN THE MISLEADING "REAL MAN" TROPHY.

IF YOU CAN'T FIND A PARTNER THAT MATCHES YOUR CAPABILITIES, "SWIM YOUR OWN SWIM AND MAKE WAY FOR OTHER SWIMMERS".

YOU'RE NOT A DEEP SEA DIVER! .

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Crime › Re: My Journey Into The Underworld (blood Money) by CAPSLOCKED: 7:56am On Apr 07, 2020

ALL YOU CRIMINALS WON'T SEE ANY CLIENTS. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DIME HERE.

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Romance › Re: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by CAPSLOCKED: 7:53am On Apr 07, 2020

ubunja:
the End. You failed to get the reaction you wanted from me. Move along now.

WITH HER SILLY MIND TRICKS. THERE'S NO DAY SHE DOESN'T MENTION MY MOTHER ON THIS FORUM. APPEARS SHE WANTS TO SHAG HER OR SOMETHING.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will Athesists Go When They Die? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:51am On Apr 07, 2020

Prism:
When you sleep, you dream because you are a spiritual being.

THERE'S NOTHING SPIRITUAL (OR SPECIAL) ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE JUST A WALKING-AROUND BAG OF MEAT, BONES, AND BLOOD, WHICH LIKES TO FOOL ITSELF.

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Romance › Re: Who Will Beg First.? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:44am On Apr 07, 2020

emmaodet:
Provided you have a source of income, you can always use the proustite door as a man.
Codedruns, instamessenger babes etc

AND THEN SUPPLY THE WIFE WITH ALL THE STD YOU WILL FIND. THIS IS VERY GOOD.

Business › Re: Bill Gates And Youtube Orders Video To Be Deleted by CAPSLOCKED: 5:55am On Apr 07, 2020

MichaelDuf:
My brother and sisters in naija, please and please try to anlyse stuff before rushing to believe what gets dumped at you guys.

THIS IS VERY IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR YOU "CHRISTIAN" THAT HAS SAID IT.

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Fashion › Re: Can You Wear This Covid-19 Inspired Ankara? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:47am On Apr 07, 2020

FromZeroToHero:
9ja no dey carry last.

THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE NOT EVEN QUALIFIED TO GO CLOSE TO THE LAST POSITION, SO WE STAY OUT THE RACE COMPLETELY, AND WALLOW ON IN STUPĮDITY.

Christianity Etc › Re: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This by CAPSLOCKED: 10:25pm On Apr 06, 2020

femoint007:
Before You Sleep, Meditate and Pray with this.....

We decree that at the end of this pandemic, none of us, our family members and loved ones shall be missing! Amen

DON'T BOTHER, IT WON'T WORK.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Man Of God In Nigeria? Why are they afraid of Covid 19? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2020

hupernikao:
Okay.
Please can I ask first if are you a Christian?

THIS IS NOT ABOUT CHRISTIANITY OR ISLAM, THIS IS ABOUT TRUTH AND LIFE.

WE JUST NEEDED ONE PANDEMIC TO EXPOSE THE INEFFICIENCY OF PRAYERS AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN I'VE HEARD ABOUT PASTORS AND HOW THEY FIGHT WITCHES, AND CURE ALL MANNER IF DISEASES. SOME EVEN WENT AHEAD TO BRING BACK DEAD PEOPLE TO LIFE. THEY HAVE CLAIMED THERE IS NOTHING THEY CANNOT DO THROUGH "CHRIST" WHO HAS GIVEN THEM DOMINION AND AUTHORITY OVER EVERYTHING.

NOW WE'RE FACING A REALISTIC WORLD SITUATION AND THEY'RE ALL HIDING? NO SINGLE PRIEST OR NATIVE DOCTOR IS ABLE TO REPLICATE THE MAGICS AND DELIVERANCE THEY'VE BEEN DOING IN THEIR CHURCHES AND SHRINES?

I FIND IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND HOW RELIGION CONTINUES TO THRIVE WHEN ALL HUMANS HAVE SAME BRAINS IN THEIR HEADS, SUPPORTED BY THE INTERNET, AND OF COURSE, ALL OF RELIGION'S OWN LOOPHOLES.

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Christianity Etc › Re: VIDEO: TB Joshua Says COVID-19 Comes From 'error In Advanced Technology' by CAPSLOCKED: 9:53pm On Apr 06, 2020

GodSaklek:
he said "god is angry,but I will tell u the opinion of god as time goes"..

I STRUGGLE TO COMPREHEND HOW THESE MEN OF GOD STILL GARNER FOLLOWERS ON THIS EARTH.

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Romance › Re: I Don't Know Which Way To Go Anymore! I'm Tired by CAPSLOCKED: 9:34pm On Apr 06, 2020

SearchingForSol:
I have failed in practically everything I have lay my hands on.

BELIEVING YOU'RE DONE FOR, AND GOING TO PROPHETS AND BABALAWOS WILL ONLY WORSEN ANYTHING.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:42pm On Apr 06, 2020

""Prosperity gospel preacher, Kenneth Copeland, made this statement on Sunday March 29, 2020 - As people of God, we have dominion and authority over COVID-19, because Jesus has redeemed us from every curse, which includes sickness, disease and every plague (Galatians 3:13).

These scam artists are repugnant and outright dangerous!""

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 8:03pm On Apr 06, 2020*

"Whether it's disease, violence, starvation or any of the other blights upon humanity, your "loving god" doesn't seem to really care much at all."

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by CAPSLOCKED: 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2020

Lemmyo:
God cares

....TO NOT EXIST.

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Health › Re: COVID-19 In Ecuador: Cardboard Coffins, Over 100 Bodies Litter The Streets by CAPSLOCKED: 6:52pm On Apr 06, 2020*

iamphilips:
Wish Nigerians could see this and take this more serious.

MANY PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE LAUGHING OVER THIS SITUATION.

-- THEY'RE SAYING THE GOVERNMENT WANT TO DEFRAUD US WITH THE "HOAX", AND THAT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CORONAVIRUS.
-- THEY'RE SAYING THE CORONA IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF MALARIA.
-- THEY'RE SAYING THE VIRUS HAS GOT NOTHING ON BLACKS.
-- THEY'RE SAYING WE'RE COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, AND NO EVIL WILL SEE US IN NIGERIA, BECAUSE WE'RE SPECIAL.

IT IS NOT THE VIRUS THAT WILL KILL US FIRST. IT IS IGNORANCE, AND WORTHLESS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

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Celebrities › Re: Single Mother Caught Burying 3-month-old Baby Alive, Confesses by CAPSLOCKED: 4:45pm On Apr 06, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
then some deluded person will come here and tell us all that ALL mothers love their children... lol

ONE bullet to the back of the head, no questions asked!

THAT "THERE'S NOTHING COMPARED TO MOTHERLY LOVE" IS ANOTHER CRAP THAT WAS INVENTED TO GLORIFY MOTHERS AND PRESENT THEM AS SEMI-GODS. ONE JUST HAS TO DO AWAY WITH GENERAL PERCEPTION OF THINGS TO ACTUALLY SEE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE.

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Romance › Re: I Need Advise From A Savagery Husband by CAPSLOCKED: 4:41pm On Apr 06, 2020

Omar09:
I was gonna say something, but I'm broke so comment here don't count.

CAPSLOCKED

LOL, WE'RE IN THE SAME CARTON. I'M LOOKING FOR DATA GIVEAWAYS BEFORE MY 1.2MB GO FINISH.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Members Of Muslim Group In India Kiss Each Other, Say Covid-19 Is For Kuffars by CAPSLOCKED: 4:39pm On Apr 06, 2020

ALLAHU AKBAR!

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Politics › Re: I Thank Allah For Giving Me Opportunity To Be Sick- IMMIGRATION BOSS On Covid19 by CAPSLOCKED: 10:46am On Apr 03, 2020

limeta:
If Allah is the one giving out corona virus what is satan job then

FUNNY ENOUGH, SATAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN INNOCENT SINCE DAY ONE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Tower Of Babel A Literal Tower? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:09am On Apr 03, 2020*

Funaki:
And the Lord came down to see.

AN ALL-KNOWING GOD "HEARS A RUMOUR", AND THEN COMES DOWN TO "SEE" FOR HIMSELF.

GENESIS 18-19, TOTAL INSANITY. JUST IMAGINE GOD AND ABRAHAM BARGAINING THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THE GOOD LOVING GOD SHOULD KILL.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Tower Of Babel A Literal Tower? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:45am On Apr 03, 2020

Kenplay:
Sometimes I think we are interpreting the bible too literally. Come to think of it, can it be the Tower of Babel was not just a literal tower but a symbolism refering to a world system or world order.

SO HOW DO WE SEPARATE THE LITERAL AND METAPHORICAL PARTS OF THE BIBLE?

IF YOU AGREE THAT ONE PART IS FIGURATIVE, HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT SEVERAL OTHER PARTS AND EVENTUALLY THE WHOLE BOOK IS NOT FIGURATIVE?

NOW WHY SHOULD WE TAKE A FIGURATIVE BOOK SERIOUSLY, AND BASE OUR WHOLE LIVES ON IT?

THE TRUTH IS, THERE'S NOT A SINGLE BELIEVER WHO HAS READ MANY PARTS OF THE BIBLE AND DIDN'T SEE SOMETHING THAT MADE THEM CHUCKLE.
THEY OBVIOUSLY GO "THIS THING IS IMPOSSIBLE", SO THEY JUST MAKE EXCUSES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BRING THEMSELVES TO ACCEPT THAT THEIR GOD INSPIRED HOLY BOOK IS A TRASHY, INACCURATE, BADLY WRITTEN MATERIAL.

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