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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing: Broke Men Have No Right To Chat Me by CAPSLOCKED: 8:34am On May 07, 2022
SHE'S 100% CORRECT.

YOUR MISPLACED PRIORITIES AS A MAN IS THE REASON YOU'LL MOST LIKELY REMAIN POOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. CUT THAT CRAP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THESE PUPPETS ON THE INTERNET AND GO BIG UP YOURSELF.

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Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Survives Spiritual Attack, Mysterious Items Brought Out Of Chest by CAPSLOCKED: 5:59pm On May 06, 2022
bunnae:

The last time, we had to take her to remove them in Nsukka from Delta state. That particular one ehn, 50 naira and drip stopper were among the things thàt came out.

SOMEONE PRETENDED TO EJECT MONEY FROM BENEATH YOUR MOTHER'S SKIN AND YOU THINK IT'S HEAVENLY INSTEAD OF FOUL PLAY ON YOUR ALREADY LOW INTELLIGENCE?! cheesy
SAME REASON PASTORS ARE ENJOYING IN THIS COUNTRY.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 4:47pm On May 06, 2022
Jeremani:
I remember when my girlfriend visited me in the gym. she said I should stop gyming.

There's was a time we were talking, she said she hate guyz with big tummy.

FUNNY HOW SOME MEN TAKE WOMEN'S OPINIONS AS ABSOLUTE. JUST GO ON AND DO "YOU". THE VERY DAY YOU COMPROMISE FOR HER SAKE WILL BE THE VERY DAY YOU'LL START LOSING.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Im From Finland. Ask Me Anything! by CAPSLOCKED: 10:31am On May 06, 2022
TheSourcerer:
I'll text you on one of your dead threads , I'm literally at my lowest low

1. I HAVE NO THREADS, LIVE OR DEAD.
2. I'M GRINNING FROM EAST TO WEST BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. ALWAYS REACH OUT SIR. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Im From Finland. Ask Me Anything! by CAPSLOCKED: 10:18am On May 06, 2022
TheSourcerer:
I'm confused dannyyyy because its too early , is she naive or just bad at been manipulative

cheesy
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS BUT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COMFORTING LIES (LIKE MOST MEN) INSTEAD OF EMBRACING THE UNPLEASANT TRUTH.
YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND I WON'T DECEIVE YOU. IF YOU WANT TRUE HAPPINESS IN YOUR BUSINESS, RELATIONSHIP, AND WHOLE LIFE ENDEAVOURS, YOU MUST MAKE PEACE WITH THAT "RED" THING. wink

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:31am On May 06, 2022
Smartb0y:
Applying the redpill in modern marriages is no easy feat . You're treading on unknown territory.
Marriage is like kryptonite to TRP. It weakens it.

If you're up for a lifetime of shit testing, by all means, subscribe to marriage.

To sum it up, you're bound to lose your frame at some point.


Pic 2: as a case study shows how miserable a man becomes in marriage.





50 PUSH UPS A DAY + CRUNCHES AND JUMPING JACKS WILL HELP ANYBODY MAINTAIN BODY STRUCTURE. SQUATS AND MORE PUSH UPS, EVERYTHING 30 MINUTES.

HE'S EXPECTED TO STOP WORKING OUT THEREBY BECOMING SHAPELESS AND UGLY. BUT SHE'S EXPECTED TO BE LEFT TO KEEP MAKING UP AND GLOWING MORE, BECOMING PRETTIER AND ATTRACTING OUTSIDE BIDS. Y'ALL GIVE WOMEN AND MARRIAGES TOO MUCH POWER, AND THIS DISCUSSION IS GIVING ME DEMENTIA.

UNLESS YOU'VE NEVER WORKED OUT IN YOUR LIFE, ANY MAN WHO'S IN LOVE WITH EXERCISING KNOWS HOW EASY AND ENJOYABLE AND IMPORTANT IT IS. WHERE I LIVE THERE ARE MARRIED MEN THAT PLAY FOOTBALL (GYM, HIKE, WRESTLE, BOX) EVERY WEEKEND AND WILL NOT DROP THAT LIFESTYLE FOR ANYTHING. SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE EXACTLY?

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:25am On May 06, 2022
Calibrator:
She is actually quite right, responsibilities that accompany the institution called marriage especially when children are involved will have a man realigning his priorities, it is one of the compromises involved in getting married.


You don't know how luxurious the liberties you enjoy as a bachelor are till you get married. Bros Davido just quit the gym days ago, someone who is self employed and has a good financial portfolio, now imagine a married man working 9-5 with bills to pay and a family to keep happy.... Gym will be the last thing on his mind.


IDOLO, 30 MINUTES A DAY OR 2 HOURS A WEEK IN THE GYM WILL NOT RESULT TO THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN.

PLEASE, Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. WE ALL KNOW THE ONE RULE IN THIS GAME AND IT'S TO NEVER LET THEM TAME YOU, BUT THAT ASIDE, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES TO NOT EXERCISE AND WATCH YOUR DIET UNLESS DUE TO SICKNESS. YOU CAN CHOOSE DAVIDO AS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO STOPPED GYMING TO FOCUS ON FAMILY AND CAREER, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S LAZY AND UNINTERESTED SINCE DAY ONE. WE HAVE THE LIKES OF COMMANDO, RYAN REYNOLDS, PAUL OKOYE, HAHN, ARSENE WENGER, AND MILLIONS OF OTHER FAMILY MEN WHO'RE SUCCESSFUL BUT STILL ACKNOWLEDGE THE IMPORTANCE OF MAINTAINING ALL KINDS OF FRAME. SO SPARE ME THIS LOVERBOY'S BULLSHĮT. YOUR WIFE WILL STOP YOU FROM GYMING BUT WON'T HESITATE TO FCCK THE GYM INSTRUCTOR. cheesy

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Family / Re: This Is Why Women Tie Their Husbands With Juju - Chinenye Azubuike by CAPSLOCKED: 7:09pm On May 05, 2022
IMAGINE NOT ONLY LISTENING TO BUT ADHERING TO A WOMAN'S ADVICE. EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR DISASTER. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Update: Police Confirm Death Of Young Lady In Plateau, Her Body Parts Are Intact by CAPSLOCKED: 9:07pm On May 04, 2022
thesicilian:
This is the stage we have now degenerated into. When we find a dead body the now have to check first if the organs are intact or not.

THAT'S THE GO-TO AUTOPSY IN NIGERIA, ESPECIALLY FOR YOUNG WOMEN.

MISSING BODY PARTS? RITUAL KILLINGS/VICTIM OF FRAUD BOYS/POLITICIANS.
BODY PARTS INTACT? WELL, WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

HARDLY ANY FURTHER INVESTIGATION FROM THIS POINT.

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Romance / Re: I'm not that bad by CAPSLOCKED: 7:06am On May 04, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
hmm the sarcasm

I have lost sleep. Please help me

BEST HELP I HAVE FOR YOU ARE THE LATEST PØRN SITES AND SOME SURE ODDS FOR THE WEEKEND. MAYBE IF YOU GAMBLE SOME MORE AND INTENSIFY YOUR MĄSTURBATION YOU'LL REALIZE YOUR TRUE POTENTIALS FASTER.

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Romance / Re: Her Dad Was At The Party, She Was Right.. Her Reasons by CAPSLOCKED: 4:12pm On May 03, 2022
zionmade:

No redpill is meant to make senseless individuals view ladies as individuals of lesser value. Nobody can keep a marriage with that nonsense mentality

BUT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE THAT ARE INCLINED TO TALKING ABOUT THE REDPILL ARE HAVING NEAR EXCELLENT RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES. THIS IS A BRILLIANT FACT THAT NOBODY CAN DISPUTE. I HUMBLY REQUEST ONCE MORE FOR SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ON. I HATE THAT I CAN'T TALK NONSENSE WITH YOUR LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

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Romance / Re: Her Dad Was At The Party, She Was Right.. Her Reasons by CAPSLOCKED: 3:43pm On May 03, 2022
zionmade:
Yeah there are options everywhere bro
Just that one day you realise that when you want to settle down, you will hardly find any tangible option. You can keep listening to people claiming redpillers while most of them have a good relationship


cheesy THE REDPILL IS MEANT TO HELP MEN HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES. WHAT ARE YOU ON, I WANT SOME?! cheesy

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Romance / Re: I'm not that bad by CAPSLOCKED: 3:33pm On May 03, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Even though I am a chronic masturbator.

Even though I have been addicted to bet9ja for about 7 years now.

YOU'RE MY IDOL SIR.
Crime / Re: The Apo Six (Revisited ) by CAPSLOCKED: 6:38pm On May 02, 2022
GUESS WHAT? THE KILLER COPS WERE LAID OFF, REAPPOINTED, AND GIVEN HEAVY PROMOTIONS + CASH.
POLICE EVIL DIDN'T START TODAY, AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, #ENDSARS CAMPAIGN WAS ALL IN VAIN.

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Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:57pm On May 02, 2022
BEST RELIGION ON THE GLOBE. cheesy

Politics / Re: 25 Year Old Woman Who Raped A 4 Year Old Boy May Spend Rest Of Her Life In Jail by CAPSLOCKED: 2:53pm On May 02, 2022
HOW'S THIS IN THE POLITICS SECTION INSTEAD OF IN CRIME?
Romance / Re: How True?! The 5 Sweetest Things In Life. My List May Surprise You. by CAPSLOCKED: 11:30am On May 02, 2022
HardMirror:
2. Very chilled Beer
THE ONLY VALID ITEM ON THIS WHOLE THREAD.

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Politics / Re: Two NSCDC Personnel, Two Others Killed In Separate Attacks On Benue Communities by CAPSLOCKED: 7:55am On May 01, 2022
nams77:
I have said it before and I will say it again, every tribe and group need to organise themselves and defend their territory.

ASIDES FROM "SAYING" COUNTLESS TIMES, WHAT ARE THE ACTIONS AND MEASURES THAT YOU'VE PUT IN PLACE TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN AROUND YOU OR IN YOUR HOMETOWN?

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Family / Re: Family Meeting Cos Of Wife Advise Needed Pls by CAPSLOCKED: 12:11am On Apr 30, 2022
Sominablack:

My wifes attitude has been unbecoming, disrespectful, avoiding intimacy for months, insultive and always playing the silent treatment


I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S NO AMOUNT OF MEETINGS, SPEECHES, AND PRAYERS, THAT WOULD CHANGE THE SITUATION OF THINGS. THIS IS WHAT 90% OF MARRIAGES HAVE BECOME, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE JUST LIKE MOST MEN, YOU BELIEVE THAT RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT LAST IN ENJOYMENT AND HARMONY AND LOVE. THIS ISN'T THE CASE, BRETHREN. MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS GO SOUR OVER TIME AND THERE'S NOT A THING IN THIS WORLD THAT YOU CAN DO TO KEEP YOUR WIFE'S HEART (AND VAGINA) TO YOURSELF ANYMORE. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION WHAT YOU WILL.

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Education / Re: Mental Disorders by CAPSLOCKED: 6:39am On Apr 28, 2022
TheSourcerer:
BOANTHROPY

Those who suffer from the very very rare but scary mental disorder Boanthropy believe they are cows. Often going as far aseating grass too as if they were a true member of the herd.

PERFECT TIME TO REMEMBER THIS LEGENDARY GRASS-EATING COMPETITION, HOSTED FOR AND WON BY THE "ONE TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD" ---- CHRISTIANS!
BELIEVING IN RELIGION WILL ALWAYS BE A MILD MENTAL DISORDER.

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Education / Re: Can I Get My Original WAEC Result Directly From Waec's Office? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:33am On Apr 28, 2022
INTERNAL? ONLY THE SCHOOL CAN PROVIDE THAT.
EXTERNAL? YOU HAVE TO GO TO WAEC OFFICE IN THE CITY WHERE YOU WROTE IT. FOR THIS YOU'LL HAVE TO GET CLEARANCE FROM ANY COURT OF LAW.

IN BOTH CASES, YOU HAVE TO PAY SOME FEES DEPENDING ON THE YEAR YOU WROTE. PARTICULARLY FOR THE EXTERNAL WHICH SEEMS TO TOP 5000 NAIRA AFTER EVERY FIVE YEARS.

IF YOU TALKING ABOUT INTERNAL YOU JUST HAVE TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE SCHOOL TO BEAT THE PRICE BECAUSE WAEC OFFICE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.

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Education / Re: Epic Of Gilgamesh, The First Story Of The Flood by CAPSLOCKED: 6:27am On Apr 28, 2022
VALID IN 2016. VALID TODAY. WILL BE VALID IN 5016. AND FOR AS LONG AS THIS MYTH STANDS.

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Investment / Re: Central African Republic Adopts Bitcoin As Legal Tender by CAPSLOCKED: 3:35pm On Apr 27, 2022
anewchapter:
Meanwhile UAR banned it


JUST AS THEY FORBID CITIZENS FROM NEARLY EVERY GOOD THING.

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Music/Radio / Re: A Thread for Lovers of EDM by CAPSLOCKED: 5:17pm On Apr 26, 2022
Supersuave2:
Man, I miss EDM cry
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING, AND HOW?
Crime / Re: Drunk Police Officer Allegedly Kills Two At Birthday Party In Lagos (graphic) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:16am On Apr 26, 2022
delzbaba:
This is sad, i watched the video and this people were full of life and enjoying themselves.


NOW THEY'RE GONE. IT EVENTUALLY GETS TO US ALL. wink
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2022
SOMETIME AGO, A MAN AT THE BAR WAS DISCUSSING WITH HIS FRIENDS. HE SAID 1 DRUNK ILLITERATE MAN IS BOUND TO MAKE WISER DECISIONS COMPARED TO 10 SOBER WOMEN WITH DOCTORATE DEGREES. AS ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME PERSONALLY WILL EXPECT, I CHIPPED IN AND ARGUED AGAINST ALL MEN THERE AND EVENTUALLY LEFT IN ANNOYANCE. NOWADAYS I LOOK AT SOMETHINGS AND REGRET THE POSITION I HELD THAT DAY.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 6:06pm On Apr 24, 2022

TODAY'S EPISODE: "A REaL mAN KnOwS whAT hE WaNTs"

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Romance / Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by CAPSLOCKED: 1:22pm On Apr 24, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me

LMAO IF YOU HAD ANY REAL INTELLECTUAL ABILITIES YOUR LIFE WON'T BE IN THE COMPLETE SHAMBLES IT HAS BEEN IN FOR THE PAST DECADE.

ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE A SERIAL LOSER AND MAKE PEACE WITH THE UNCHANGEABLE FACT THAT YOU'LL DIE AS THE WORST LOSER IN HUMANKIND HISTORY.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 11:04am On Apr 24, 2022
aidameoryou:




This right here Is the truth and nothing but the truth.

You empowered her to know that she can use that to manipulate whosoever she gets grab of.

I really don't know how old you are to let a little girl hold you to ransom like that, but you have successfully set up the next innocent negga to be a victim.

you should have recorded with your phone unknowing to her, and then beat the shit outta her.
damn the effing consequence


ALL OF YOU TALKING LIKE THIS ARE CHATTING SHĮT. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.
ARE WE GOING TO BLAME THE GUY NOW AND BY EXTENSION DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM SHARING THEIR EXPERIENCES?

WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU'LL HARDLY BELIEVE YOUR EARS NOT TO TALK OF RECORDING WITH YOUR PHONE. AN INNOCENT 2+ YEARS OLD GIRL YOU HARDLY EVER TALK TO OR GO CLOSE TO SUDDENLY THREATENS TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU TOUCHED HER INAPPROPRIATELY. YOUR FIRST MOVE WILL BE TO SHED TEARS IN DISBELIEF BECAUSE "HOW ON EARTH DID SHE COME UP WITH THIS MINDSET"?? YOU CAN ONLY TRY TO PACIFY HER AT THE MOMENT AND THEN WHEN YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT, YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE... AND BECAUSE SHE'S A CHILD AND WILL BE BELIEVED BY 90% OF PEOPLE, YOU JUST TRY TO SAVE YOUR NAME AND ABANDON HER AND HER CURSED FAMILY.

TALKING ABOUT BEING A MAN AND CHALLENGING A 3 YEAR OLD CHILD OVER RAPE ACCUSATIONS IS BULLSHIT. WE'VE HAD GROWN MEN COMMIT SUICIDE OVER ACCUSATIONS FROM ADULT WOMEN. AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE CHILDREN MORE, BUT YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE A CHANCE BY STANDING YOUR GROUND AND CHALLENGING A 3-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS BEEN SPOON-FED ALL MANNER OF BILE AND EVIL BY HER MOTHER SINCE SHE WAS IN THE WOMB?! EVEN IF YOU RECORD THE BUSINESS ON PHONE, PEOPLE WILL STILL SAY YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER LED TO THAT POINT.
ONLY WAY OUT IS TO BUILD A CONNECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS AND TRY TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT, OR SIMPLY JUST AVOID CHILDREN AND WOMEN FOR MOST PART OF YOUR LIFE. THE WEAPON OF FALSE ACCUSATION IS HERE TO STAY I'M AFRAID. JUST SAVE YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU CAN.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 10:44am On Apr 24, 2022
luminouz:


What makes you think your own blood won't fuq you up bro?

Lol...


GUY'S A COMPLETE FOØL. WE HAVE A WOMAN CRYING ALL OVER THE INTERNET THIS WEEKEND THAT HER DAUGHTERS RUINED HER MARRIAGE AFTER ACCUSING THEIR DAD FALSELY. HE'S HERE CHATTING SHĮT.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 10:40am On Apr 24, 2022
Calibrator:
Only a mumu guy will house a single mother with a female child.

DON'T BE A FOOL BRO, I MENTIONED THEY WERE FAMILY. DIDN'T I?
IF YOUR SINGLE MOTHER SISTER OR DAUGHTER (DIVORCED) NEEDS TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE AT YOUR PLACE, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER ON THE STREET BECAUSE ONLY A MUMU MAN WILL PROVIDE SHELTER FOR HIS RELATIVE AND HER CHILD.

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