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SHE'S 100% CORRECT. YOUR MISPLACED PRIORITIES AS A MAN IS THE REASON YOU'LL MOST LIKELY REMAIN POOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. CUT THAT CRAP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THESE PUPPETS ON THE INTERNET AND GO BIG UP YOURSELF. |
bunnae:SOMEONE PRETENDED TO EJECT MONEY FROM BENEATH YOUR MOTHER'S SKIN AND YOU THINK IT'S HEAVENLY INSTEAD OF FOUL PLAY ON YOUR ALREADY LOW INTELLIGENCE?! ![]() SAME REASON PASTORS ARE ENJOYING IN THIS COUNTRY. |
Jeremani:FUNNY HOW SOME MEN TAKE WOMEN'S OPINIONS AS ABSOLUTE. JUST GO ON AND DO "YOU". THE VERY DAY YOU COMPROMISE FOR HER SAKE WILL BE THE VERY DAY YOU'LL START LOSING. |
TheSourcerer:1. I HAVE NO THREADS, LIVE OR DEAD. 2. I'M GRINNING FROM EAST TO WEST BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. ALWAYS REACH OUT SIR. ![]() |
TheSourcerer: ![]() WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS BUT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COMFORTING LIES (LIKE MOST MEN) INSTEAD OF EMBRACING THE UNPLEASANT TRUTH. YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND I WON'T DECEIVE YOU. IF YOU WANT TRUE HAPPINESS IN YOUR BUSINESS, RELATIONSHIP, AND WHOLE LIFE ENDEAVOURS, YOU MUST MAKE PEACE WITH THAT "RED" THING. ![]() |
Smartb0y:50 PUSH UPS A DAY + CRUNCHES AND JUMPING JACKS WILL HELP ANYBODY MAINTAIN BODY STRUCTURE. SQUATS AND MORE PUSH UPS, EVERYTHING 30 MINUTES. HE'S EXPECTED TO STOP WORKING OUT THEREBY BECOMING SHAPELESS AND UGLY. BUT SHE'S EXPECTED TO BE LEFT TO KEEP MAKING UP AND GLOWING MORE, BECOMING PRETTIER AND ATTRACTING OUTSIDE BIDS. Y'ALL GIVE WOMEN AND MARRIAGES TOO MUCH POWER, AND THIS DISCUSSION IS GIVING ME DEMENTIA. UNLESS YOU'VE NEVER WORKED OUT IN YOUR LIFE, ANY MAN WHO'S IN LOVE WITH EXERCISING KNOWS HOW EASY AND ENJOYABLE AND IMPORTANT IT IS. WHERE I LIVE THERE ARE MARRIED MEN THAT PLAY FOOTBALL (GYM, HIKE, WRESTLE, BOX) EVERY WEEKEND AND WILL NOT DROP THAT LIFESTYLE FOR ANYTHING. SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE EXACTLY? |
Calibrator:IDOLO, 30 MINUTES A DAY OR 2 HOURS A WEEK IN THE GYM WILL NOT RESULT TO THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN. PLEASE, Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. WE ALL KNOW THE ONE RULE IN THIS GAME AND IT'S TO NEVER LET THEM TAME YOU, BUT THAT ASIDE, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES TO NOT EXERCISE AND WATCH YOUR DIET UNLESS DUE TO SICKNESS. YOU CAN CHOOSE DAVIDO AS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO STOPPED GYMING TO FOCUS ON FAMILY AND CAREER, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S LAZY AND UNINTERESTED SINCE DAY ONE. WE HAVE THE LIKES OF COMMANDO, RYAN REYNOLDS, PAUL OKOYE, HAHN, ARSENE WENGER, AND MILLIONS OF OTHER FAMILY MEN WHO'RE SUCCESSFUL BUT STILL ACKNOWLEDGE THE IMPORTANCE OF MAINTAINING ALL KINDS OF FRAME. SO SPARE ME THIS LOVERBOY'S BULLSHĮT. YOUR WIFE WILL STOP YOU FROM GYMING BUT WON'T HESITATE TO FCCK THE GYM INSTRUCTOR. |
IMAGINE NOT ONLY LISTENING TO BUT ADHERING TO A WOMAN'S ADVICE. EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR DISASTER. ![]() |
thesicilian:THAT'S THE GO-TO AUTOPSY IN NIGERIA, ESPECIALLY FOR YOUNG WOMEN. MISSING BODY PARTS? RITUAL KILLINGS/VICTIM OF FRAUD BOYS/POLITICIANS. BODY PARTS INTACT? WELL, WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. HARDLY ANY FURTHER INVESTIGATION FROM THIS POINT. |
ChildOfDoom:BEST HELP I HAVE FOR YOU ARE THE LATEST PØRN SITES AND SOME SURE ODDS FOR THE WEEKEND. MAYBE IF YOU GAMBLE SOME MORE AND INTENSIFY YOUR MĄSTURBATION YOU'LL REALIZE YOUR TRUE POTENTIALS FASTER. |
zionmade:BUT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE THAT ARE INCLINED TO TALKING ABOUT THE REDPILL ARE HAVING NEAR EXCELLENT RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES. THIS IS A BRILLIANT FACT THAT NOBODY CAN DISPUTE. I HUMBLY REQUEST ONCE MORE FOR SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ON. I HATE THAT I CAN'T TALK NONSENSE WITH YOUR LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE. |
zionmade: THE REDPILL IS MEANT TO HELP MEN HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES. WHAT ARE YOU ON, I WANT SOME?! ![]() |
ChildOfDoom:YOU'RE MY IDOL SIR. |
GUESS WHAT? THE KILLER COPS WERE LAID OFF, REAPPOINTED, AND GIVEN HEAVY PROMOTIONS + CASH. POLICE EVIL DIDN'T START TODAY, AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, #ENDSARS CAMPAIGN WAS ALL IN VAIN. |
BEST RELIGION ON THE GLOBE.
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HOW'S THIS IN THE POLITICS SECTION INSTEAD OF IN CRIME? |
HardMirror:THE ONLY VALID ITEM ON THIS WHOLE THREAD. |
nams77:ASIDES FROM "SAYING" COUNTLESS TIMES, WHAT ARE THE ACTIONS AND MEASURES THAT YOU'VE PUT IN PLACE TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN AROUND YOU OR IN YOUR HOMETOWN? |
Sominablack:I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S NO AMOUNT OF MEETINGS, SPEECHES, AND PRAYERS, THAT WOULD CHANGE THE SITUATION OF THINGS. THIS IS WHAT 90% OF MARRIAGES HAVE BECOME, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE JUST LIKE MOST MEN, YOU BELIEVE THAT RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT LAST IN ENJOYMENT AND HARMONY AND LOVE. THIS ISN'T THE CASE, BRETHREN. MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS GO SOUR OVER TIME AND THERE'S NOT A THING IN THIS WORLD THAT YOU CAN DO TO KEEP YOUR WIFE'S HEART (AND VAGINA) TO YOURSELF ANYMORE. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION WHAT YOU WILL. |
TheSourcerer:PERFECT TIME TO REMEMBER THIS LEGENDARY GRASS-EATING COMPETITION, HOSTED FOR AND WON BY THE "ONE TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD" ---- CHRISTIANS! BELIEVING IN RELIGION WILL ALWAYS BE A MILD MENTAL DISORDER.
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INTERNAL? ONLY THE SCHOOL CAN PROVIDE THAT. EXTERNAL? YOU HAVE TO GO TO WAEC OFFICE IN THE CITY WHERE YOU WROTE IT. FOR THIS YOU'LL HAVE TO GET CLEARANCE FROM ANY COURT OF LAW. IN BOTH CASES, YOU HAVE TO PAY SOME FEES DEPENDING ON THE YEAR YOU WROTE. PARTICULARLY FOR THE EXTERNAL WHICH SEEMS TO TOP 5000 NAIRA AFTER EVERY FIVE YEARS. IF YOU TALKING ABOUT INTERNAL YOU JUST HAVE TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE SCHOOL TO BEAT THE PRICE BECAUSE WAEC OFFICE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK. |
VALID IN 2016. VALID TODAY. WILL BE VALID IN 5016. AND FOR AS LONG AS THIS MYTH STANDS.
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anewchapter:JUST AS THEY FORBID CITIZENS FROM NEARLY EVERY GOOD THING. |
Supersuave2:WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING, AND HOW? |
delzbaba:NOW THEY'RE GONE. IT EVENTUALLY GETS TO US ALL. ![]() |
SOMETIME AGO, A MAN AT THE BAR WAS DISCUSSING WITH HIS FRIENDS. HE SAID 1 DRUNK ILLITERATE MAN IS BOUND TO MAKE WISER DECISIONS COMPARED TO 10 SOBER WOMEN WITH DOCTORATE DEGREES. AS ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME PERSONALLY WILL EXPECT, I CHIPPED IN AND ARGUED AGAINST ALL MEN THERE AND EVENTUALLY LEFT IN ANNOYANCE. NOWADAYS I LOOK AT SOMETHINGS AND REGRET THE POSITION I HELD THAT DAY.
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TODAY'S EPISODE: "A REaL mAN KnOwS whAT hE WaNTs"
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ChildOfDoom:LMAO IF YOU HAD ANY REAL INTELLECTUAL ABILITIES YOUR LIFE WON'T BE IN THE COMPLETE SHAMBLES IT HAS BEEN IN FOR THE PAST DECADE. ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE A SERIAL LOSER AND MAKE PEACE WITH THE UNCHANGEABLE FACT THAT YOU'LL DIE AS THE WORST LOSER IN HUMANKIND HISTORY. |
aidameoryou:ALL OF YOU TALKING LIKE THIS ARE CHATTING SHĮT. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT. ARE WE GOING TO BLAME THE GUY NOW AND BY EXTENSION DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM SHARING THEIR EXPERIENCES? WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU'LL HARDLY BELIEVE YOUR EARS NOT TO TALK OF RECORDING WITH YOUR PHONE. AN INNOCENT 2+ YEARS OLD GIRL YOU HARDLY EVER TALK TO OR GO CLOSE TO SUDDENLY THREATENS TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU TOUCHED HER INAPPROPRIATELY. YOUR FIRST MOVE WILL BE TO SHED TEARS IN DISBELIEF BECAUSE "HOW ON EARTH DID SHE COME UP WITH THIS MINDSET"?? YOU CAN ONLY TRY TO PACIFY HER AT THE MOMENT AND THEN WHEN YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT, YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE... AND BECAUSE SHE'S A CHILD AND WILL BE BELIEVED BY 90% OF PEOPLE, YOU JUST TRY TO SAVE YOUR NAME AND ABANDON HER AND HER CURSED FAMILY. TALKING ABOUT BEING A MAN AND CHALLENGING A 3 YEAR OLD CHILD OVER RAPE ACCUSATIONS IS BULLSHIT. WE'VE HAD GROWN MEN COMMIT SUICIDE OVER ACCUSATIONS FROM ADULT WOMEN. AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE CHILDREN MORE, BUT YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE A CHANCE BY STANDING YOUR GROUND AND CHALLENGING A 3-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS BEEN SPOON-FED ALL MANNER OF BILE AND EVIL BY HER MOTHER SINCE SHE WAS IN THE WOMB?! EVEN IF YOU RECORD THE BUSINESS ON PHONE, PEOPLE WILL STILL SAY YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER LED TO THAT POINT. ONLY WAY OUT IS TO BUILD A CONNECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS AND TRY TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT, OR SIMPLY JUST AVOID CHILDREN AND WOMEN FOR MOST PART OF YOUR LIFE. THE WEAPON OF FALSE ACCUSATION IS HERE TO STAY I'M AFRAID. JUST SAVE YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU CAN. |
luminouz:GUY'S A COMPLETE FOØL. WE HAVE A WOMAN CRYING ALL OVER THE INTERNET THIS WEEKEND THAT HER DAUGHTERS RUINED HER MARRIAGE AFTER ACCUSING THEIR DAD FALSELY. HE'S HERE CHATTING SHĮT. |
Calibrator:DON'T BE A FOOL BRO, I MENTIONED THEY WERE FAMILY. DIDN'T I? IF YOUR SINGLE MOTHER SISTER OR DAUGHTER (DIVORCED) NEEDS TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE AT YOUR PLACE, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER ON THE STREET BECAUSE ONLY A MUMU MAN WILL PROVIDE SHELTER FOR HIS RELATIVE AND HER CHILD. |

