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Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs $10bn Yearly For 20 Years To Achieve Stable Electricity - FG by CaptainFM1: 8:20pm On May 14, 2025
Family › Re: Newlywed Nigerian Man Criɘs Out After Men With Lexus Cars Are After His Wife by CaptainFM1: 2:11pm On May 13, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
No be lie...

Every hustler just dey suffer for those car owners hand well well...

Reminds me of a similar scenario that happened between myself,my banny and one mumu guyman passenger inside my Keke some weeks ago.....The werey heard how my banny and I were calling each other babe but the mugu still went ahead, trying to woo her, right in my presence angry. Na once I stop my Keke for halfway say make the scallywag come down,say I no dey go him destination again angry

I hate men who try to oppress their fellow men simply because they feel they have arrived more than such men undecided
You won't always be there to defend your property. She has tacitly shown you that men dey outside to sweep her off her feet should you Bleep up.

You should have expected her to tell the man off herself. Or at best tell the man she's married and this is my husband here. Shame sef will catch that man.
Fashion › Re: Thank God It Wasn’t On A Friday” – Lady Shares Her Experience At Oja Oba Market by CaptainFM1: 11:03pm On May 11, 2025
Why do we have to fight a battle for any god?

Even if it's on a Friday, why can't we leave the god and heavens to fight or judge her?
TV/Movies › Re: Pretty Mike Shows Up To AMVCA Looking Like Iron Man by CaptainFM1: 10:12am On May 11, 2025
DSS1335:
This guy na confirmed werey....I literally don't like his oppressive entrance to any event.
If I'm a Westerner, I probably would see it as oppressive. But as an African, I see it as insanity. I see it as an Adult behaving like a kid. I will be more impressed if he puts on a native or any simple clothing.
Education › Re: Jamb 2025 Underaged Result by CaptainFM1: 6:16pm On May 10, 2025
Love800:
Where is jamb office located pls?
https://www.jamb.gov.ng/ContactUs
Education › Re: Jamb 2025 Underaged Result by CaptainFM1: 2:10pm On May 10, 2025
thunder74:
I just checked my son's jamb results now and the response I got was "Result: Underaged and Under-performed"

How? No breakdown of the results to even know how he performed. Jamb's rule is that you must be 16 years on or before 30th September 2025, my son will be 16 years by October 9th 2025, just 9 days away and jamb wants my son to wait for another 365 days because of 9 days.

My plan was to ask for special consideration and exceptional permission. How do I do that when I don't even know how he performed in the exams? Jamb should please give us the full results. We paid for it and we need to see our results.
Let me advice you.

If you want to see the good eyes of Jamb on this matter, desist from bringing the matter on social media.

I'm sure if you go to Jamb office and table your complain in a peaceful way, someone will help you out.
Politics › Re: Funke Awolowo Resigns From Labour Party’s Executive Committee by CaptainFM1: 10:55am On May 10, 2025
TimeManager:
I dey laugh.. Defections have not even started, wait till next year, these early defections are just preamble to the tsunami we will witness next year. I wonder who else will remain in LP by 2026.


-Kiss the truth!
Politics too dirty in Nigeria. We all know what is going on in all the political parties.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Nominates Usoro Akpabio As MD Of SSDC by CaptainFM1: 5:00am On May 10, 2025
DEROX:
Dem go too hear am, my biggest fear is working under a woman embarassed
God forbid God 🙏
Misogynist.
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Vs FCCPC: Only President Has Power To Fix Prices, Court Rules by CaptainFM1: 2:56am On May 10, 2025
Burob:
nonsense jagbajantis.
SMHFU!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV: See A 6-Month-Old Prophecy That Came To Pass Yesterday by CaptainFM1: 10:58pm On May 09, 2025
QuinQ:
Bottom line: this poster didn't predict Leo XIV six months ago.
Also, it doesn't appear on any major news outlet.

What does appear is that neighbors predicted when he was 6 years old that he'd be the first American pope (at least that's what his older brother said)
Isn't this what I just explained to you? Generic and vague prediction isn't prediction!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV: See A 6-Month-Old Prophecy That Came To Pass Yesterday by CaptainFM1: 9:25pm On May 09, 2025
QuinQ:
Nonsense. How can you predict the name a person elected as pope will pick? It is simply an unexplained magic trick. They all seem real till they are explained...
Infact, let me do a fact-check
You missed everything I explained. I'm only postulating synopsis scammers and prophets used in their predictions. It's rare, if not almost impossible to make accurate predictions.

But hey! they don't need accurate or exact predictions. They just need to make a vague or blanket or general prediction. That's all they need base on the synopsis.

When daddy GO prophesy that someone will build a house before the year ends...all the congregation will chorus Amen! Meanwhile that's the biggest scam because it's generalised. Will someone actually build a house before the year ends...(Very probable). And when he does, he will come and give testimony that "When daddy GO say so and so....I claimed it and many more gullible religious fools will be deceived by that also"

In the examples I gave,
No one can predict exactly when Wale will go prison (Vague)

No one can predict exactly which STD? (Generalisation)

No one can predict if Audu will actually die of smoking (Blanket)

Yeah, that's how prediction and fake prophecy works!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV: See A 6-Month-Old Prophecy That Came To Pass Yesterday by CaptainFM1: 8:56pm On May 09, 2025
Prophesy my arse!

Do you know you can make a probable prediction of someone's future by simply comparing his past with his present and come to an almost accurate conclusion.

E.g
1.
Wale has been stealing since age 3!....(Past)
Wale was nearly lynched yesterday for stealing (Present)
Wale will end up in prison! (Probable prediction)

2.
Ngozi has always been dressing seductively since her secondary school days. (Past)
Ngozi now has plenty sugar daddies or Ngozi is now Olosho! (Present)
Ngozi will contract HIV/AIDS or other STD's (Probable prediction)

3.
Audu started smoking cigarettes at an early age (Past)
Audu now smokes Indian hemp and Colorado (Present)
Audu is liable to die young (Probable prediction)


This is exactly the synopsis scammers and fake prophets use to swindle people of their hard earned money!
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Vs FCCPC: Only President Has Power To Fix Prices, Court Rules by CaptainFM1: 5:10pm On May 09, 2025
Burob:
I’m quite sure people like una no even get dstv? As usual blame President Tinubu for the ruling of the high court
You are very correct I don't use dstv neither do I use any other cable platforms. I can sell my explorer to you at a give away price. Even the dish is just collecting dust and rainwater for over 5 years since I blast Yetunde and other dstv telemarketers to stop calling me every weekends.

It's obvious, you don't understand what government means. President Tinubu alone is not a government. He is simply the head of a government. The word government as I've used it refers to all past and present leaders that are responsible for governing the country.

Just a little lecture for you!
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Vs FCCPC: Only President Has Power To Fix Prices, Court Rules by CaptainFM1: 4:42pm On May 09, 2025
dalongjnr:
We are finished in this country.
The court just slaughter the Nigerian people for their personal interest 🙄 😒 😑 😐 😕 🤦 🙄.
The government slaughtered his people.
Education › Re: The Great Betrayal: How Nigeria Is Setting Its Students Up To Fail by CaptainFM1:
richiemcgold:
It is high time we introduce CBT in all school exams (both internal and external). That's the most viable way of curbing exam malpractice.

Our educational system as a whole is rubbish. Knowledge is power, we can never rub shoulders with global powers with this poor educational systems.
What if they switch off Irev, BVAS, VAR and goal line technology right in the middle of the examination?

The jamb result is a honest reflection of the corrupt systems in the entire country.
Education › Re: The Great Betrayal: How Nigeria Is Setting Its Students Up To Fail by CaptainFM1: 3:26pm On May 09, 2025
RepoMan007:
Too much talk about jamb. Where will the 450,000 who passed be admitted into.
NOUN can take all if it's properly structured!
Education › Re: The Great Betrayal: How Nigeria Is Setting Its Students Up To Fail by CaptainFM1: 3:13pm On May 09, 2025
You can see the nexus and correlation in the percentage that passed and the percentage that voted in the last Presidential election.

It's not just the education system, the entire system in the country has collapsed. There's aparthy in almost everything in the country.

Why would any student take education serious again when they can see how their leaders are stealing and looting away their future?
Education › Re: JAMB’s Once-A-Year Exam Is No Longer Fashionable, It’s Time For Change by CaptainFM1: 4:05pm On May 08, 2025
Fiscus105:
Before they eraze JAMB, let NECO and WAEC be computer base test with CCTV in every corner, after that, let each university conducts her own entrance exams.
How about introducing VAR and goal line technology?
Education › Re: JAMB’s Once-A-Year Exam Is No Longer Fashionable, It’s Time For Change by CaptainFM1: 4:02pm On May 08, 2025
It doesn't matter if they do it 20times in a year. If students won't read, they must fail.

Students of nowadays are already chasing money at 15! They are interested in Nairabet, gambling, yahoo and any quick money scheme.
Phones › Re: The Birth Of GSM In Nigeria: Who Made The First Call? by CaptainFM1: 1:23am On May 08, 2025
Who made the first call?

GSM himself!

Governor Seyi Makinde.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Starts Living Word Conquerors Global Assembly. by CaptainFM1: 9:08am On May 05, 2025
shadrach77:
I would have said he shouldn't have used the word conqueror. Most people may not be able to pronounce it cry
Na the business strategy be that difficulty in pronouncing Conqueror. Because the various tongue biting and speaking in tongues would make the church business trend and popular.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Starts Living Word Conquerors Global Assembly. by CaptainFM1: 9:05am On May 05, 2025
yeshuasfootstep:
What is his occupation?
Church business
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Starts Living Word Conquerors Global Assembly. by CaptainFM1: 9:04am On May 05, 2025
New business.
Crime › Re: Court Jails Two Women For Hawking Naira Notes In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 11:30pm On May 04, 2025
96ACE:
No waste of sympathy for them, all these people selling mints at events them too do, they are indirectly responsible for why banks hardly have cash in ATMs because bankers would rather sell to them.
So what should be the punishment for the banks and bankers?

And why are the main culprits not punished instead or as well?
Crime › Re: Court Jails Two Women For Hawking Naira Notes In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 11:27pm On May 04, 2025
Izuchukwu70:
They are not POS operators.
It's the same modus operandi.
Crime › Re: Court Jails Two Women For Hawking Naira Notes In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 11:25pm On May 04, 2025
Something is wrong with the way justice is dispensed in this country.

If it's an offense for the seller, I suppose it should also be an offense for the buyers.

But the real question to ask is, why are banks not maintaining their ATMs?
Celebrities › Re: Why Verydarkman Was Arrested By EFCC - Vanguard by CaptainFM1: 11:15pm On May 04, 2025
Jakumo:
Wow this man has a long history of poking his nose into other people's business and making noise while posing to show off his muscles.

My prediction is that when our Very Daft Man emerges from EFCC custody, he will have discovered the importance of humility and minding one's own business.
Nigeria need more of him to continue his good works. All you few people trying to bring him down with negative reports only end up making him more popular.

I've been using many financial institutions and none ever enter negatives balance except GTBank. All sorts of useless charges they use in collecting my money.
Culture › Re: Kogi Community Initiates 103 Virgin Girls Into Womanhood (photos) by CaptainFM1: 7:12pm On May 04, 2025
Which one be initiation into womanhood again my country-people?

Don't lady naturally grow into womanhood again?
Politics › Re: What Peter Obi Did At Pa Ayo Adebanjo’s Burial in Ogun State By Serah Ibrahim by CaptainFM1: 4:18am On May 04, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
What Peter Obi Did At Pa Ayo Adebanjo’s Burial in Ogun State by Serah Ibrahim



Source:
If only Nigeria electorates have sense!
Celebrities › Re: Tunde Onakoya Replies A Man Who Said He Has Never Seen Him Help Other Tribes by CaptainFM1: 11:12pm On May 03, 2025
Warrior99:
We are not getting rid of "state of Origin", rather Nigeria will be restructured into the core six geo-political zones, each region with its Prime Minster.
That could actually be a step in right direction to actually ensure the entity is ultimately divided along tribal lines though the delineation may not be accurately achieved.

When done with that, we will then need to restructure on religions fault lines, then political ideology, then social faultlines, then academic faultlines et al.
Celebrities › Re: Tunde Onakoya Replies A Man Who Said He Has Never Seen Him Help Other Tribes by CaptainFM1: 10:19pm On May 03, 2025
dawnomike:
What an intellectual reply... Unfortunately, trubal and religious bigots also abound on NL.
Tribal lines have been drawn by our fore fathers. It's in every facet of our existence. Name it; in politics, media, academics, sports, finance, industries, religions etc.

We need to get rid of the term "state of origin" and let every Nigerians believe he/she owns and belongs to every inch of the country.
Sports › Re: The Distance Between Paris FC And PSG Stadiums (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 8:05pm On May 03, 2025
There's nothing like home and away matches between the two.

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