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Romance › Re: Not everyone deserves an invitation to your wedding - See Why by CaptainFM1: 11:52pm On Jul 09, 2025
immortalcrown:
You said a lot without saying anything because you have not pointed out how we can identify those who do not want good things to come our way.

If you don't know those who do want to want good things to come your way, how do you know those you should not invite to your wedding?
It's best to simply invite the numbers you can conveniently and comfortably attend to. The rest will receive the "abeg, I'm sorry". You cannot satisfy everybody in life.
Celebrities › Re: Tiktoker Peller Reacts To Jarvis New Look by CaptainFM1: 8:05pm On Jul 09, 2025
press9jatv:
We are waiting when they will get married. Some said their blood group aren't compatible. 🧐
Don't wait!
They are living their lives. Whether they got married or not, it's their prerogative. Not anyone's business.
Romance › Re: Customer SNAPS At Popeyes Workers For Calling His Wife "Beautiful" (Photos/Video by CaptainFM1: 2:56pm On Jul 08, 2025
Kobojunkie:
1. Let the women decide for themselves when they need that protection from you all. A man is not a god or superhero to a woman that he should think it his place to fight her supposed battles for her, abeg! 🤔

2. Nonsense! That reasoning may belong to those of you from the religious world. However, in the real world were the rest of us reside, being married is just a contract between two folks on paper and that is all. I would have advised for folks who have this mentality of yours to carry themselves enter commune but having seen the many atrocities committed particularly by men against woman and children in such places, I am of course against such and would demand freedom for all. That used to be the way but thankfully no more of that nonsense allowed. All humans are individuals with individual rights until death. undecided
SMHFU!

I should leave you to it. Nothing more to say with 16 characters left. You won!

Gawsh! Arghhh!
Romance › Re: Customer SNAPS At Popeyes Workers For Calling His Wife "Beautiful" (Photos/Video by CaptainFM1: 8:14am On Jul 08, 2025
Kobojunkie:
The one taking offense is not the woman but the man. That is a problem. My guess is the woman probably smiled and went on her way, but the man, probably in some foolish, macho sense, decided he should take offense in place of her. Not realizing he made an eejit out of himself by doing so. undecided

Your wife or woman you are in a relationship with is not your property, not by law or even by societal standards out here. undecided
SMHFU!

Women generally need protections. They often don't know when they are being violated. That's why they are called weaker sex.

That said, irrespective whether there is relationship between them or not, when you see a man and a woman together, courtesy and civility demand he conducts himself in a professional manner. He wasn't employed to be complementing women up and down.
Romance › Re: Customer SNAPS At Popeyes Workers For Calling His Wife "Beautiful" (Photos/Video by CaptainFM1: 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2025
The most important thing is, if someone takes an offense in your complement, you owe them an apology.

A simple "I'm sorry" will do.
Education › Re: US Schools Turn To Handwritten Exams As AI Cheating Surges by CaptainFM1: 5:41pm On Jul 07, 2025
blamingthedevil:
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/schools-turn-handwritten-exams-ai-cheating-sur
AI poses similar threats as pandemic and nuclear war.....Experts
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Addresses ADC Members In Lagos As He Returns From Abuja (Pictures) by CaptainFM1: 2:54pm On Jul 05, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Aregbesola bite the hands that fed him and lost relevance.

As it stands today, even Portable Olalomi commands more followers than he can do. He has now become a political luggage. ADC will tell him at the appropriate time that his relevance is not needed anymore.

He should retrace his steps if he wants to regain his relevance.
He had bitten that hand since now. It's no longer a line to stick to. At some point life just have to continue.
Romance › Re: The Problems Of Sleeping With A Married Woman. by CaptainFM1: 10:17am On Jul 05, 2025
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Only a stupid person will go to bang a married woman in her matrimonial home
Actually, only a stupid and cursed person will go and bang a married woman anywhere. Not just at her matrimonial home.
Romance › Re: The Problems Of Sleeping With A Married Woman. by CaptainFM1: 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2025
This picture here shows how your mind will be skipping underneath the bed.

Politics › Re: APC And ADC Acronyms May Confuse Voters by CaptainFM1: 11:17pm On Jul 03, 2025
illicit:
That's the point


It is intentional and purposeful
Plus D comes before P alphabetically, so ADC would be easier to spot before APC on the ballot paper.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In USA Even With Documents Are Being Careful by CaptainFM1:
guobe:
Trump was once an illegal immigrant too before he became legal same as 70 percent of people currently living in America.
He should take it easy.
Just two quick questions for you:

1. Can Elon Musk contest for America's President?

2. Can Elon Musk's children born in the US contest for America's President?

That said, how is Donald Trump an "Illegal Immigrant"? Bear in mind that first generational immigrants cannot become America's President whether legal or illegal.
Business › Re: Alh. Aminu Dantata's Long-term Wish Was To Be Laid To Rest In Madinah by CaptainFM1: 7:18pm On Jun 30, 2025
Amotolongbo:
Some people have been brainwashed that getting buried in Medina or Mecca is a sure ticket to paradise.
Some believed even kpaiing there is automatic ticket to paradise.
Politics › Re: Cartoon: Fubara Is Already Tired Of The Fight, Wike Wants To Continue (Pic) by CaptainFM1: 7:07pm On Jun 30, 2025
Fuubara is happy with the tail, but wiike still want his head served. Tiinubu contemplating whether to release his head.... Baba be like, can I wholeheartedly trust this wiike?
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie Responds To Reno Omokri's Claims Of 'packaging' Obi. by CaptainFM1: 7:02pm On Jun 30, 2025
redcliff:
When you know say person no reach you, you no go bother yourself. A two term governor reno wan dey rub shoulder with.... lol. Tbe most reno can get is SSA, if he wants to test his popularity, let him put it to contest on an officially elected post in his home state.
He cannot win a councillorship. What am I even saying, he cannot win an Estate secretary position.
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie Responds To Reno Omokri's Claims Of 'packaging' Obi. by CaptainFM1: 6:56pm On Jun 30, 2025
Saint99:
If you ask me, Reno made a big blunder with that post.

Anyway my concern now is what else to write to complete the 40 characters benchmark.
Have you thought of submitting your resume to Reno for packaging to Tinubu?[b][/b]
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie Responds To Reno Omokri's Claims Of 'packaging' Obi. by CaptainFM1: 6:53pm On Jun 30, 2025
Nchenches:
Reno Omokri called Bola Tinubu a drug trafficking lord in front of hordes of global TV crew on London's Chatham House ground while Tinubu was speaking inside the house.

Tinubu eventually became president. Since then, Reno has been seeking for forgiveness by president Tinubu as Reno clutches on bringing down Obi by any means.
Even the President Tinubu who Reno Omokri foolishly believes he is packaging for 2027, Tinubu has been sidelining Reno.
Let's watch #Renothepackager package Tinubu for 2027! His sycophancy is out of this world!
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie Responds To Reno Omokri's Claims Of 'packaging' Obi. by CaptainFM1: 6:49pm On Jun 30, 2025
Oga Reno, please send me your email address. I want you to package my resume for Tinubu.

#Renothepackager
Romance › Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes Now I'm Close To 40 by CaptainFM1: 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2025
KiNg0G:
To be sincere I got disvirgined by prostitute while back when I was still in secondary school Jss2 to be precise. I still remember that day clearly I met with one of my class mate who took it upon himself to show me different joints since that day my life has never been the same.

I don't approach women not like I can't but I find it stressful when I could just go to a joint and pay to be serviced.

Years has gone pass I have graduated from arshawol joints to hook ups which we all know is very expensive. It's not like I can't keep up with the lifestyle but I am tired of having to live this way year in and year out with no changes.

Every morning when I wake up with a different girl beside me I feel emptiness within me like a loser. I might decide to stop but immediately as time goes I relapse.. it's almost like I have been programmed this way.

All my age groups are married with kids of their own but I keep on dumping mine in condoms every night.
Just make one of them your wife. It might just be the best decision you'll ever make. Not like you will still not cheat afterwards.
Politics › Re: Kenyan Court Declares Nnamdi Kanu’s Abduction & Rendition Illegal, Awards ₦120M by CaptainFM1: 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2025
Is it government that do not obey its own judiciary judgement that will now obey foreign judgement?

To our government, this judgement is just like buying akara on the road. What they will do, they will do.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Top 5 Countries With The Longest Names by CaptainFM1:
Federal Republic of Nigeria comprising Biafra, Oduduwa, Niger Delta, Islamic North of Arewa nations and other small minority clans united.


How many words is that?
Car Talk › Re: Man Pays ₦45 Million For Car, Disappears For 2 Years — Car Dealer Left In Limbo by CaptainFM1: 2:55am On Jun 27, 2025
lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/06/26/man-pays-%e2%82%a645-million-for-car-disappears-for-2-years-car-dealer-left-in-limbo/
This is why KYC is very important before any transactions, but unfortunately Nigerians don't like to release "vital information".
Politics › Re: Demolish Property: Records Say That Peter Obi's "Brother" Isn't The Owner by CaptainFM1: 8:12pm On Jun 25, 2025
I will wait for the court to decide.
Business › Re: Good Old Days! Does This Business Still Exist? Picture by CaptainFM1: 12:38am On Jun 25, 2025
blessedchild234:
Netflix/internet kicked them out or should I say technological advancements did it's thing towards these era, just how AI is taking food out of the mouth of so many people now and in the future.
Before Netflix/Internet was USB flash drive. That's what actually kicked them out.
Politics › Re: Politicians Are Defecting But The Voters Who Elected Us Are Not - Ali Ndume by CaptainFM1: 11:57pm On Jun 24, 2025
Nigerian polithiefians will be realigning themselves for 2027, while the electorates will remain pingpong for them.

The problems of this country are the electorates. Myself included!
Phones › Re: Lebara Nigeria Rolls Out 0724 Phone Number by CaptainFM1: 11:42pm On Jun 24, 2025
Lebara go give all of you abara! I never see anything!
Politics › Re: Adamawa Government Strips Atiku Abubakar Of Waziri Adamawa Title by CaptainFM1: 11:38pm On Jun 24, 2025
Xscape1993:
Why? What is really happening in Nigeria political space? Everything in Nigeria now is political. It is well ooo.
The citizens especially the electorates prefer to be their pingpong!
Crime › Re: A Man Attempting To Jump Off A High Billboard At Gadar Lado In Kano Sta by CaptainFM1: 7:44pm On Jun 23, 2025
The police should hire me. I will go up there to negotiate his safely retrieval.
Politics › Re: Shettima Vs Wike: Who Is More Influential In Tinubu's Government? (Pic) by CaptainFM1: 10:02pm On Jun 20, 2025
helinues:
Is there any sense in this question? Like seriously

Modified: Which of the mods moved this nonsense to FP?

I thought the forum is trying to improve with the type of thread they move to FP

This is pettiness thread honestly
Everything about Nigeria is pettiness. This is the kind of gossip discussion my people engaged in while the world leave them behind.
Family › Re: Man Returns After 5 Years Abroad upon Hearing His Wife Is Pregnant for new man by CaptainFM1: 8:55pm On Jun 20, 2025
Chilipepper:
Man secretly returns to Nigeria after hearing wife is pregnant for another man — sets trap with fake DHL pickup to confirm betrayal 💔📦



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ag7A4rEC4/
You don't even know how to tell a fictitious story.
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Confirms Giant Dam In China Has Shifted Earth’s Axis & Affected Days Length by CaptainFM1: 6:05pm On Jun 20, 2025
SultanYoung:
There is something terrible about to be unveiled on earth and the Elite know this, but the average Joe no nothing and careless.

Ladies and gentle men get ready for the biggest wave and changes about to happen before our very eye.
What exactly is it?
Everybody just be talking speculatively and generically on subject they know nothing about!
Education › Re: OOU "No Bra, No Entry" During Examination Sparks Outrage by CaptainFM1: 10:52pm On Jun 17, 2025
These people don't know that Bra is very expensive now?

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