₦airaland Forum

Whizzcute:
Who's Tiwa Savage by the way??

jcross19:
Some nigerian youths are fools like the op am sorry to say that please. Why did he join the army? What was on the form he filled when he was chose to became one? This is the job he chose for himself.

Ana234:
no. Y askin?

Ana234:
Tnx op 4 dis info. I did nt get any text and i hav wot was required, can i stil go 2 my center 2moro? Im frm benue state and my scrni cntr is ikeja. I nid advice pls

Abimbola29:
if you are writing navy exam add me up 334F6837 na for your own good o

Femikutti:
Something happened today in school, in my lecture room when my lecture was going on, i forgot to put m phone on silence instead i reduced the volume thinking i already put it on silence.

My ring tone is a banging one, erm this DBANJ new song "Emergency" chai it is a crazy something, whike the lecture was going on, that how my mummy called me, i know you people will be expecting it to be a girl lol, am single oooo and serching.

So that how my sweet mother called me and gosh am using a phantom 5, you know how crazy the speaker of that phone can be especially when a place is that quiet, nothing else was sounding except my lecturer and my phone.

As the call came in i heard "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THEY NEVER SAW ME COING THROUGH" immediately i knew it was over cause the leacturer could trace wia the unique sound was coming from and he asked me to come out wit the phone.. and i told him i was sorry that it was my mum that called, then agreely he asked me to go back to my seat but i should see him in his office after the class.

then when i got to see him in is office, he was like dont let that rubbish that happened today happen again ooo, and i was like yes sir, then he funnyly(if dia is any english like that) asked me what the name of the phone, i told him it is a TECNO PHANTOM 5 sir and he said are you serious? i said yes sir, he said what are the specs and i showed him all the specs.

My lecturer was surprised, he was like a china phone with all this good qualities, he then asked me for the price and i told him 82,000 lol, immediately he transfered the sum of #82,000 to my account to get it for him berore coming to class the next day..

And hope you people not thinking that am a theif sha lol.. the phone is 62k in 3cHub at ikeja, so 82000 - 62000 = #20,000 messelinius lol...
I pray he never finds out, so i will not end up getting an extra year lol

Sexytemi:
pls people it seems i don't know the date and year anymore or the op is lying...pls what year are we(2016), what date is today(15) march tuesday, how come she's saying 16 Wednesday 2016 o?..

Oma307:
U know say u never start to work why u con borrow

seangy4konji:
Dat is d problem with kids of nowadays.u nor get brain at all. You quoted me and insulted me for no reason. Now make I get a life. You weh deh create thread cos of 50 naira weh u borrow from Mtn?who needs to get a life

You better focus cos u still v a long way to go.

May God in his infinite mercies help your sorry life.

seangy4konji:
Na ur papa useless brain u deh step on so...u nor get respect...

badonkadonk:
Hmmm.... We still have a long way to go... I miss the days of Abacha and Babangida... Not because they were wonderful people (as majority of us know they weren't).. Buh because nobody and I mean nobody could mess with our military strenght...

Mehn! The way they wear their uniforms lasan... To join military go dey hungry u...

Very over starched something, very over polished shoes.. Neat to the point that angels in heaven go dey envy... Our weaponry was superb..

Unlike now.. Wey be say!?

Buh I still have hope.. That one day we would fully regain our lost glory..

AheadMarket:
So, now, you wanna equate Al Qaeda with Boko Haram? If Al Qaeda enters Nigeria, 24 hours they'll sink this place

seangy4konji:
Dem deh try but they are still useless army.

html14java:
God, please Save our girls. Konji is bastard

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Oh yeah?
SO when they bully people on the streets or insult us and call us bloody civilians thats following orders too.
Well true Ill blame the government for not ensuring that they get the right quality of training cos there is something terribly wrong
when the average soldier views a citizen going about his/her business as his no. 1 enemy and to destroy that person becomes his personal mission
Oh and the ogas at the top also encourage such behaviour and see nothing wrong with it.
I ask are they really fighting to maintain the peace or they are just following orders to get paid and to get the usual perks that come with a promotion: more money, more boys to command and more civilian P***y to f***

BUTCHCASSIDY:
What do U mean nigga
If I hear someone who oppresses me is getting killed like fùck I will celebrate. I wont mourn the idiòt one bit

jcmaiah:
This is why if I hear Bokoharam killed a soldier I don't know if I am to celebrate or mourn.

Islie:
www.punchng.com/soldier-batters-bus-driver-for-sneering-at-him/

teemanbastos:
Hi nairalanders, ... Pls help me, I take soft drinks everyday... I know the implications but I feel overcome by it.
Any idea on how to stop this..
I know there are many people in my shoes.
Please advices.

Kog45:
No my guy u got it wrong.A goal must be celebrated no matter what and that goal by iheanaco was a perfect one against top side.The players must have their reason of not celebrating not that they lost to Leicester city prompt non celebration.

fctguy:
What on earth is that soldier doing?
how safe are those kids with his rifle hung round his neck?
there are better ways to do this bro!

BeeBeeOoh:
don't tell me u meant d people from A dam's Oshiomhole state

totorimi:
Is it by disrupting traffic on Abuja street or by displaying macho man. They should carry themselves to Sambisa where they are mostly needed to route out the insurgents and free our Chibok girls.
All this one they are doing na wash, just intimidating civilians, they should go and face their match in the forest period.

BeeBeeOoh:
Beautiful flyers. By the grace of God, one day i'll be on dis camouflage