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sickstars:
anoda dummy spotted
U dont av matured relatives to ask?
Wow d mumu people in naija increases daily

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dammyconcept:
My fellow nairalnder, I will be happy if you can help me thank God. I am a good nairalander and people called me Nairaland addict.
Im a graduate finished serving my fatherland last year. I am a professional Photographer also then I said if I cannot be employed as an accountant then let me apply for the post of Photography.
Everyday I open Nairaland and see people thanking God that they are now employed I do join them praise God and I know my day of testimony will soon come.
I don't have any forum than Nairaland as my job search engine because I know I will soon share my own testimony. Last year I saw a post on photography so I quickly forwarded my mail. A week later, I was called for an interview and we were told that they will get back to us.
I was called for second interview and we were told that anybody that did not receive text within three days should considered not qualified.
To the glory of God, I received mail that the last interview will be a chat with the MD so below is the short chat with the owner of the company.

Dammy: Good morning mir,
MD: so you are ........Dammy and you applied as a photographer
Dammy: Yes you are right mir
MD: I am not going to employ you...........
( come and see me I wanted to faint)
MD: I mean I'm not going to employ you as a photographer but you will be my accountant so follow me I will show you your personal Office.


for those that are still hoping that God will give them a good job, I pray your own time will soon come
pls if you know you can help me with accommodation around MAGODO PHASE 2 pls mail me . dammylaray@gmail. com

congrat bro

Lattop:
U are alive to write dis rubbish eennn instead for u to start rolling on d ground Thanking d ALMIGHTY for sparing ur life to dis moment





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Lytech:
Poor as expected...
He found it difficult to speak correct english,thats why he skipped almost all the questions

when extraordinary men speak, ordinary men struggle to understand. Its was not really your fault

aly123:
we are much more than these when we are together, I luv 'us' but d problem is the way we are to other people. I mean being shy

u most have eaten enough Christmas meat that is confusing ur brain this much.

Na that u have love, u brought something else up.

If i were ur younger brother, i will just poison you. Can't stand anything that will make mum cry

Op marry none of the above, she will be a good wife. Or better still enter agege motor park u go see rukkayat marry her

Make una no mind the op, him sock gari with kunu drink that y

fistonati:
Trouble sleep yanga chief of army staff don wake up gbegey because of a needless visit to Zachary

try to think straight bro, d visit is not needless, he has to be there. After kungama awua's are celebrating POP and u said oga should't be there. Where will d moral come from? They knew he was coming and planned it, it was not a coincidence

farano:
Because when I hug some guys, it always feels like they are squeezing my chest against them. I don't know if guys try to feel something from a hug?

Before nko


no na dia teeth we wnt feel

What can i say, deep down i just feel your pain. But i know a mighty man who as always fought for his children, he his a river that never runs dry, a egg that can break coconut, a basket that can hold water, a leaf that can cover a nation. He will rise and fight your battle, he his never late, he will make those who oppress you kneel before you, he will make those who plot your down fall wish they never know you. Just leave the rest to him and sing him praises.

lastpage:
SLAVE MENTALITY!

FIXED!

Like Fela Anikulapo Kuti sang " Original SUFFER-HEAD"


"Its a weakness and an act of Cowardice on the part of Soldiers who run away from Boko haram, to descend on unarmed civilians"




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unwise mentality, thoughtless kind.

that slave mentality can save you from some embarrassment, bruises and emotional troma. The only time u can subdue the army is when u have a strong evidence (a record) of what ever happened between both of you. If found guilty he can only be charged, and if u have a strong backup then he can be dismiss. But that will be after the damage might have be done.

RaptorX:
This sound like slavery too me, even if the soldiers are at fault? Nigerians just need to stop being too scared of death. Why i love the home of the brave and land of the free the almighty USA, where civilians have the constitutional rights to carry and bear firearms as a God given right against any form of oppression and slavery. A armed society is a polite society.

you are right, in US its slavery, but here in Nigeria its just a way of avoiding some bunch of uneducated armed men

fragrant:
. U sound as U re illiterate.

RaptorX:
This sound like slavery too me, even if the soldiers are at fault? Nigerians just need to stop being too scared of death. Why i love the home of the brave and land of the free the almighty USA, where civilians have the constitutional rights to carry and bear firearms as a God given right against any form of oppression and slavery. A armed society is a polite society.

you are right, when u act that way in US its slavery, but here in Nigeria its just a way of avoiding some bunch of uneducated armed men

RaptorX:
This sound like slavery too me, even if the soldiers are at fault? Nigerians just need to stop being too scared of death. Why i love the home of the brave and land of the free the almighty USA, where civilians have the constitutional rights to carry and bear firearms as a God given right against any form of oppression and slavery. A armed society is a polite society.

you are right, in US its slavery, but here in Nigeria its just a way of avoiding some bunch of uneducated armed men

Islie:
http://thenationonlineng.net/how-soldiers-brutalised-us/

learn ur lesson, next time don't argue with a soldier, do not claim right, do not explain, just apologise very fast before anything

Rafa Benites (madrid coach) was just to busy writing names of every barca player that scored tonight

nascentprof:
[/color][color=#000099]I have a girlfriend and we have been together 4 about 3yrs. I luv her and she does luv me. the only thinf is that she only visits me when i call her to come and sometimes she excuses herself that she has something to attend to and i will never hear from her until i decide to call or go visit her.

Another thing that can make her visit me is when she wants to ask me something or escorted  hsb to my house. But i do knw 4 sure dat she luvs me. About a yr ago she came wit a friend of hers that needed my help n she introduced her 2 me.

Her friend n i became close n my parent n siblings came 2 knew her more(my gf's friend), unlike my gf. She(my gf's friend) helped me 2 do chores, spent time with me and even slept wit me sometimes till morning, unlike my gf. 1 day(about last month), we finally got involved, unlike my gf. She traveled 2 school, and my gf too(but they will soon com bak).

She calls and send me txt always, unlike my gf. But i now feel guilty inside of me for cheating on my gf wit her own gf. Dont know What 2 do pls help fellow NLers.
Hw will  i stop dis?
Should i tel my gf?
What if she knows?

just unlike her, unlike ur girl.
Too many unlike

Disadvantage of education, one of those fake stories. And if true then you're just being too religious

I feel ur frustration, we can't be chasing one meat when more are after us. Plus we need the money to maintain our looks.

Bro no amount of talk can change her. Any relationship between a man and a woman is not easily controlled, especially when its from the heart. Allow mum send her out, she need lessons

englishmart:
just wondering if a soldier who has maybe killed many, whether in the war front or whichever means can finally make heaven if he or she dies...

very dull question, you answer this one. Can a priest who is a soldier make heaven?

how much u go pay? How much u go sell am?

My s4 galaxy screen just got spoilt, i can't afford a new screen now. Abeg anybody with tokunbo screen help, i mean i u have a faulty galaxy s4 i9500 that d screen is still good just contact me

Hmm be careful bro

POWEROFPEACE:
I met this lady in campus and we dated even after graduation although, she was having serious issues during the last clearance and could not graduate. The mother who saw me as a very gentle guy, persuaded her daughter to use love charm on me and even took her to a spiritualist but at the end she refused. There was serious dispute between her and her mother that made her to leave home and came to my house.

It took me several days to convince her to tell me what the problem was. When she eventually told me, the hairs in my entire body stood erect. I thank GOD I was lucky. Most ladies are dangerous, guys be careful.

girls are not to be trusted, suspecting something

whizqueen:
Before nko? Will I goan bring my grandmother from the village to stay with me? It's not an option o, he has to go into the labour room with me except for some very very reasonable excuse I won't buy that I'm emotional brouhaha.

Plus he Is expected to be professing how much he loves me, treasures me and won't leave me while am in labour. Also I want sweet kisses on my forehead for support and encouragement, if he kisses me on my lips I'll bite him intentionally *I'm wicked*

u just make me begin fear u, bite lip's?

mhen can't take this anymore. I think I have to start putting on brainbroof before viewing any story on NL before my brain gets damage with such stories.

all dis girls self I tire for una matter, person no go come NL because of una again? when you're not discipline enough you will always encounter such. meeting a guy for the first time and you agreed to follow him to a beer parlour, purposely giving him a chance to commit sin. keeping testing them o
ne day you get the result. the only thing that has separated some people from crime is the opportunity. plus u be babe and u dey wound beer, u still dey talk am. just change

It was learnt that the FAAN staff, Mohammed Shuaibu who works at the protocol and pa$$ages of the agency told his friend to come and pick him at the airport, but when he arrived the airmen moved to remove the plate numbers of his car for parking longer than necessary. But at that moment Shuaibu came in and begged the Nigerian Air Force personnel not to take away the plate numbers.

According to an eye witness account, Shuaibu who was wearing FAAN staff uniform introduced himself and showed his identity card but an argument ensued and there was confrontation and the airmen descended on him.

well those flyer's did a nice job. if anything had gone wrong and how they were charge for not performing there duty, u will still insult them. the guy is a staff and knew the rules, he should obey rules and stop claiming to be a staff. beating well deserve