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welcome zizou,...
new strategy...
Dembele and olise....dribble all you want....



then


pass the ball to Mbappe....

goal...

3peat world cup...
it worked well for madrid....lol

gassbee:
Allow sleeping dogs lie for your own sanity because even if you found out dna prove d kids r not yours, I dont think u have d liver to discard those lovely kids u have been taking care since their birth

very Crappy statement

NaijaLandGuy:
It's the force of inflation
That car ordinay shouldnt be more than 300k if Nigeria has a booming economy

You are absolutely correct..but regardless...that price for that car is absurd

The way they are putting prices on an old 2000 Camry. You would think it comes with a free land Iekki and life time fuel subsidy.

2001 Nigerian used car for 4.5m?

The way they are putting prices on an old 2000 Camry. You would think it comes with a free land Iekki and life time fuel subsidy.

2001 Nigerian used car for 4.5m?

Greencloud:
ChatGpt already visited this page. So I'm out

just the comment i was expecting someone to make...
but its a helpful comment thou

Hoseaovo:
Kindly DM me. I could point you in the right direction.


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responded to.....................................check your mail

Please who knows any MFB for sale in Port Harcourt?
Kindly DM me

I will not tag your earlier post so it will not save ....but..edit that photo you posted that showed your full name and repost...

Looter1000:
Doctor won’t give me a follow up echo to investigate why I’m having palpitations ,I have been an anxious person which lead me to use weed,alcohol ,benzodiazepines and meth for my anxiety and fear .i am 2years sober from meth ,weed and benzodiazepines but still get uncomfortable palpitation and elevated heart rate from single things like bowel movement,spike in blood sugar,indigestion but the doctor won’t investigate as all this started from withdrawal from this drugs .i can’t eat a full weak as being bloated gives me palpitation as i have some tight right shoulder from bad posture,tight right abdomen muscles,quite numb right limb and tight hip flexors .I am trying to investigate if this issues are from damage from prolonged drug use .i used meth twice a week,alcohol was the gateway drugs leading me to smoking weed as I liked the calming effect it gave me after dealing with serious panic from loosing my mom.looking to see a private hospital as the general hospital isn’t helping

🫀 What I can see from the ECG
✅ Rhythm
Looks like normal sinus rhythm

Regular pattern with a P wave before each QRS

Heart rate roughly in the normal range (around 60–100 bpm)

⚡ Electrical activity
QRS complexes look narrow → good (normal conduction through ventricles)

PR interval doesn’t appear prolonged → normal AV conduction

No obvious dangerous arrhythmias

📈 ST segments & T waves
I don’t see clear ST elevation (which would suggest an acute heart attack)

No obvious widespread ST depression either

T waves look generally normal (no major inversion patterns)

🧾 Machine interpretation (visible on the printout)
The ECG print itself seems to say something like:

“Normal sinus rhythm”

“Normal ECG”

“No acute ischemic changes”

Normal result
Chat gpt doc

UbongabasiNsima:
I am here,i am the person who sells the shawarma.
Can we talk,i am willing to refund the money

😂 So you created an account..logged in after 1 year cos you probably did a google search on yourself and saw this post...
😂

This car is not worth 3m no matter it's neatness...
Same car I bought in 2020 for less than 700k

I wish you good sales thou

Elostar:
I have been owing so many app before and they have blacklisted my bvn, now am ready to offset the loan, i cant remember all app, and i no more have that particular phone number i use to log in in many of them,
Please help, how can i find those app and pay them off, i need my bvn back,
Please mature minds only,

DM me..let me help you check your credit record..from there you would know the loan apps you owe and pay off..

Ignorance is killing a lot that has been complaining how unethical it is to post this here...same Information that's publicly available...
Una no dey research or what??

Daphilly:
Good evening to all doctors here, please I will appreciate if anyone can interpret this result for me.

I have been having chest pain for like two weeks now..though it's not that serious but I do feel pain and pepperish sensation in my chest..so I decided to go to a lab to do this test.

I will appreciate if anyone can tell me what this is all about. Because I am a bit scared with the block I am seeing. I hope I am not having heart attack?

What is is the solution please?

From chat gpt..
Here’s a clear breakdown of your ECG result:

1️⃣ Heart Rate: 57 bpm

Normal resting heart rate: 60–100 bpm

57 bpm = Sinus bradycardia (slightly slow heart rate)

In many healthy adults — especially fit or athletic people — this can be normal.

2️⃣ Rhythm: Sinus rhythm

This means your heartbeat is coming from the natural pacemaker (SA node).

✅ This is normal.

3️⃣ Axis: Normal (30°)

Electrical direction of the heart is normal.

✅ No issue here.

4️⃣ PR Interval: 220 ms

Normal PR interval: 120–200 ms

Yours is slightly prolonged → First-degree AV block

This means:

Electrical signals from the top chambers (atria) to the bottom chambers (ventricles) are slightly delayed.

It is usually mild and often harmless.

Many people live normally with this and never need treatment.

5️⃣ QRS (80 ms), QTc (407 ms), ST segment, T waves

All within normal range.

✅ No sign of heart attack or dangerous rhythm problem.

📝 Final Interpretation

Your ECG shows:

Sinus bradycardia (slow but regular heart rate)

First-degree AV block (mild delay in electrical conduction)

In most cases, especially if you:

Exercise regularly

Lift heavy weights (like you do)

Have no symptoms

👉 This can be a normal variant.

🚨 When to be concerned

See a doctor urgently if you have:

Fainting

Dizziness

Chest pain

Severe fatigue

Shortness of breath

If you feel completely fine, this is often monitored, not treated.

If you want, tell me:

Do you feel any symptoms?

Do you do intense training?

Are you on any medications?

I’ll guide you properly.



Alright 👍🏽

Here’s a neutral medical interpretation (for whoever it concerns):

Summary of the ECG

Findings:

Sinus bradycardia → Heart rate 57 bpm (slightly slow but regular)

First-degree AV block → PR interval 220 ms (mild delay in electrical conduction)

All other parameters (QRS, QTc, ST segment, T waves, axis) are normal.

What This Means

1️⃣ Sinus bradycardia (57 bpm)

Can be normal in healthy adults.

Very common in:

Physically fit individuals

People at rest or during sleep

Not dangerous by itself unless symptoms are present.

2️⃣ First-degree AV block

Mild electrical delay between upper and lower heart chambers.

Usually benign.

Often requires no treatment.

Just periodic monitoring in most cases.

When It Becomes Important

Medical follow-up is needed if the person has:

Fainting

Dizziness

Extreme fatigue

Chest pain

Shortness of breath

Or if:

They are on medications that slow the heart (like beta blockers)

They have underlying heart disease

Overall Impression

This ECG is generally low-risk and often harmless, especially if the person feels fine.

If you want, tell me:

Is the person symptomatic?

How old are they?

Any known heart condition?

I’ll tailor the explanation further.

Babysho:
I've been having sleepless nights for over a year now. Back and forth with doctors and sleeping meds.

I'd sleep around 10 or 11pm and be up 2am or 3am, wide awake like I wasn't just sleeping, unable to sleep back. I noticed recently that my heart rate would be high when I wake.

I'm this close to quitting my job because of insomia.

I've tried hundreds of remedies, chamomile tea, all sorts of sleep inducing fruits, sleeping medications, yoga, warm bath, nothing works.

Help.

Have you tried magnesium gycinate?

Profyoungmeta:
Hello Nairalanders, I need sincere advice about my relationship because I am getting confused and emotionally tired.

I have been in a relationship with a lady (let me call her Fumilayo) and we are planning our Introduction ceremony in about two months. However, some issues have been bothering me and I need honest opinions.

1. Her Attitude

Sometimes I feel like she is pretending about her personality. She often raises her voice at me and sometimes yells whenever I point out something she did that I don’t like. Instead of discussing issues calmly, it usually turns into an argument.

This makes me uncomfortable because I prefer peaceful communication in a relationship.

2. Money Issues

Most of our disagreements are about money. She believes I should be giving her regular financial support like monthly upkeep, but I feel pressured.

Sometimes I feel she is with me mainly because I have a stable job and that she wants to use me to achieve her business goals and maybe leave later. I may be wrong, but this fear is in my mind.

Background

When we met, I was doing my Master's degree and also attending banking school at the same time. She was in Egypt hustling then.

We were dating and she knew I was doing my Master's, but I didn’t tell her about banking school then.

After I finished banking school, I was posted to Head Office instead of a branch. I became a product manager handling a banking product after finishing my Master's.

When she returned from Egypt and visited me in Lagos, that was when she discovered that I was working at the Head Office. Before then, she had been worried about me getting a job after my Master's and I kept telling her God would provide.

Her own plan is to open a hairstyling business in Lagos.

Lifestyle Differences

Another issue is spending habits.

She likes expensive things and believes cheap things have no value because they spoil quickly. She doesn’t like trekking and prefers taking a bike even for short distances.

The truth is that both of us did not come from wealthy families. I usually advise that we should reduce spending and focus on building wealth together, but she doesn’t always agree.

The Main Problem – Introduction Planning

We are planning our Introduction ceremony in about two months.

My plan was to save:

₦170k first month for clothes
₦170k second month for logistics and introduction items for her family in Ibadan

But during the first month, unexpected bills came:
Transportation
Feeding and food stocking
My sister became seriously sick and I had to send emergency money home
Support for my parents
Electricity and waste bills
House maintenance
Investments and small savings (₦35k)

Because of all these, I could not provide the ₦170k as planned.

The amount I could afford at that time was ₦76k for her to manage.

The Introduction is supposed to be a simple living-room ceremony, not something big. I even suggested wearing a white native attire I already have so we can focus more on the wedding later.

But she became angry and said ₦76k is too small and asked what it can do.

My Concern

I am getting tired of constant arguments and pressure.

I know I am not perfect and I have my weaknesses, but I am trying my best.

Sometimes I wonder:
Am I being unfair?
Is she being unreasonable?
Are these signs I should reconsider this marriage?

Please Nairalanders, I need honest advice.

What does hustling in Egypt mean??
All the red flags that's pointing you is meaningless abi....go on ahead and wife her...you will see what you are looking for...premium shege

Nnamdipapa:
I am seriously afraid of transferring money after that even, the exchange rates where high in December and I had a max of $10k per day for etransfer. I did 10k and gbam, I was blocked the second day after $20k.

I told them I woulbe living part time during the winter in Nigeria and for them to leave a comment on my account.

I actually believe they would go to any extent to stop international transfers to Nigeria because they are using my money for free.

Now, I am trying to hire a tax consultant to clarify the new tax laws of Tinubu before make any further bulk transfer as I was looking to dump money in Nigeria's Treasury Bills before end of last December.

Bro...my firm offers the best tresury bills rates in Nigeria ..let's discuss if you don't mind..
Thanks.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
What is credit bureau again? are you people educated at all? Credit bureau in Nigeria? mstchew

What you don't know..ask questions...
You know how you sound now? With this high level ignorance??
Simply ask Google

This does not look like the same team that has been playing prior to this game..
Seem our coach is considering Tunisia offer o....

plsdisvirginme:
There is this student girl I met through Michat.
We started dating.
I believe in establishing people in life.
I discovered this girl is from a poor and idle background.
They are 7.
The first three daughters all married and they didn't goto school or learn work.
Their parents nothing to write home about.
She is the only that struggle to enter university through her pos business.
Her pos folded and she was left with nothing.
Last year I went for a program , I decided to setup a charging and pos.
I entrusted the business in her hand to be balancing me weekly and also to support herself through it.
It was one excuse to another.
This busines collapse under 7 months.
Business I use close to 1.5m to open.
I swallowed the loss and move on .
I discovered she can sew then I encourage her to open shop.
I supported her with everything and she started her fashion shop.
I even rented a good apartment for her.
I discovered this girl is really extravagant with money.
She can't save.
Last year Dec I gave her 500k with agreement she will be giving me weekly return.
Uptill now 1 naira I never see.
I discovered she and her sisters open whats app family daily contribution.
I was shocked. .
I asked what for.
She said they want to open business for their parents .
Meanwhile this girl has 2 years plus to finish school.
You are contributing to open business for your parents that have not supported you in school from day 1.
I warned her but this fell on her deaf ears.
Now this morning she chatted me that she got her sewing contracts that i should loan her 30k..
This is the girl I invested just 500k in her business this dec on agreement to be giving me weekly return and she never give me 1kobo from it.
Now you are chatting me for 30k loan. ..
And this is the girl I intend to marry.
I have just zero my mind off her to look for better person.
Guys it is a very big error to invest in a student from poor family.
I just learnt my lesson

Sense is really not your friend ..despite all preachings of last year..you still made this mistake..
In life..if you cannot hold someone accountable financially the first time...there should be no 2nd time...
Don't date students..don't invest in any woman till she becomes your wife or fiancée at least..

MatrixCircle:
I bought a three bedroom 3 bedroom apartment in the UK 🇬🇧. Then I rented one of the room to a lady who happened to be a student from Nigeria.
She will at times put on short , sexy wear walking around the apartment. I am a committed Christian and a leader in the church. One thing led to the other one faithful night after work I came back and she was lying on the couch almost half naked, after taken my bath , she got up and before you know it we started having S£x. After that day it became routine and I have a fiancé at same church.
My problem now is she has stopped paying rent over 10 months she has not paid a dim, she doesn't pay bills again, even when my fiance told her to look for alternative accommodation, she has refused and I am reluctant to tell her to pack out because of emotional attachment.

Now what do I do ??

She set a trap..you fell for it .
Chiaa ..the only way is to sell the house..or install bulb camera so she will not know..then have a discussion of what has transpired and ensure she confirms it was willingful...cos..if you keep pressing her ..she will definitely claim rape and other false allegations on you...
I guarantee that.

Kalulu44:
I understand all what you said. If you read from start to finish, you will see the 2k ended since December 2024. We didn't see thru out last year and I didn't drop a dime for her.
As for giving her the 10k, go read my latest update

Allright buddie.... 👍🏽

Kalulu44:
There’s this girl I met on the 10th of September 2024. Which was on my birthday.
We got talking and a friendship developed.
From that September till December, we hanged out a lot and she came to my place exactly 5 times.
Let’s I forget, two weeks after the friendship started. I put her on 2k daily allowance and every two days #500 for recharge card. Not forgetting other things I bought for her sometimes.
Before most of una and especially the ones wey call themselves redpiller, begin yab me. 2k to me no be anything cus as a bus driver I make over 10k and above daily.
.
So, in the 5 times she has come to my place. She hasn’t allowed me make love to her apart from touching here and there. I tried all the convincing I can but to no avail.
Me no fit force or rape woman, so I always let her be.
Then she promised on the 31st night of December 2024, that we’ll get down, but she wants us to book a nice hotel for it.
I said no problem, on the D day, after putting every plans in motion. I called her by 6pm and asked how far. She told me she’s getting ready. I said no problem.
By 7pm, I called her again and she said she’s on top bike. I noticed it too cus there was vehicular noises here and there.
30 min later I called again and she said she’s about 10 min away from me. That was the last time I heard from her. I called and called, her line was not reachable until it finally went dead. I stayed in that hotel till daybreak heart broken. Bcus I have bought and prepared so many things that will make the night fun.
The next day, I packed the few things I can and left for my house. Tried her number severally again but switched off.
Then in the evening of 1st January last year which was the next day. A known number called me, and asked if I have seen her cus she hasn’t been home since last night and that she told her she was coming to me.
I told the person I last spoke to her 7:30pm last night, that ever since then her phone is switched off.
She said they too haven’t seen her or heard from her too. It became something of anger to panic mode to me.
I became worried about her.
There’s nothing that didn’t run thru out mind that day.
Has she been kidnapped, did she had an accident and so many other thoughts.
That same babe her friend that called me earlier kept calling me to know how far. Same answer from me.
The next two days I couldn’t go to work, panic has set in for me. What if that her friend bring police to my place, cus she said she told her it was me she was coming to meet. Luckily she called me after 3 days.
My people, as I am typing this. She hasn’t tell me what transpired that day, even after she left my place this morning after not seeing each other thru out last year.
.
So after the incident, I didn’t talk to her for a while. Three months later, we started chatting. But she hates me bringing the topic of what went wrong that night of 31st. So I totally stopped bothering her about it. Thru out last year I have been trying to invite her to my place, but it has been one excuses to another till last year ended and we didn’t see eye to eye.
So on the 31st night again which was 2 days ago, I teased her again, that shey she know it’s a year we haven’t seen each other. She promised to come see me on the 2nd which is today. And what do I have for her cus she didn’t eat my 1 naira thru out last year. I told her they’re many goodies and that I even have 10k to give her, but on one condition that she should not come to my place and start playing holier than thou attitude for me. I told her we must get down or she should forget about coming.
.
Like play like play she came truly. After entertaining her, we got down to the main business why I invited her. Luckily for me, she didn’t prove stubborn like before. Not until she said if not for the money I promised her she wouldn’t have come. She said this in the middle of our marathon race. I said within me, me sef know say na im make you come but I go suffer you with that money.
.
So after every every. She was about to go and asked for the money. I brought out 10k, counted it in her presence and after, did as if I wanted to give her, as she stretched her hand to collect it, I withdrew it back and asked her.
Are you a prostitute? She said no nah, and why did I ask?
I said cus it’s only prostitute that collect money for sex.
She felt embarrassed and asked what is my meaning.
I told her since she says she’s not a prostitute, I won’t give her the money but later when she gets home. That if I give her now, then she should take herself to be a prostitute in my sight. I opened my account balance to show her money more than the cash I had with me.
I told her to drop her account number, that either this evening or tmrw morning I will transfer the money to her, and at that time it won’t be as if I am paying for sex.
.
She looked at me for upto 2 min without saying anything and then finally said, if I am sure I will send it to her. I told her I cross my heart that I will do it. She grumbling gave me her account number and say what of transport fare. I said that’s not a problem, I squeeze 1k into her hand and escorted to take bike of #500.
It’s been over 3hrs she left, but she has reminded twice not to forget the 10k o.
.
So guys, I am having double thoughts. Not that I can’t give her the 10k. But another part of me is saying I shouldn’t and use it as pay back for what she did to me a year ago. Still the soft and good heart of me is saying forget pay back, give her the money and let her know you’re bigger than that.
.
P.S: lets I forget, that her friend that called me the last time about her missing. It seems they have quarrel, so she told me plainly that it was another guy she went to be with for that three days.
So all these are part of why I feel revenge in my mind.
So guys, what do you think I should do?
Give her the money or bullshit her? I have till 12pm tmrw to give her reply.

Sorry to say.

But you are not that smart man...
You have all the answers you are looking for in front of you...
Meanwhile...you put a girl on 2k daily from your 10k daily...damn...thats even more than 10% tithe churches collect...
Who made the rule that you must fund a girls lifestyle?? Esp one that clearly sees you as a mugu...
Give her the 10k and stop that 2k daily and data nonsense before you do frog jumps wella.

Chilipepper:
₦186k Contribution: Do These Food Items Really Measure Up

not at all..with that amount..you will have change...

ILoveFaith:
A Toyota Corolla 2007 model is available for sale to portharcourt and it's environs.
The car is in perfect shape. First body and has very significant mileage. Engine has never been repaired before and this is only the second user.

Reach out for thorough details and inspection.

why not post price here....or is the price a secret?

Serendipity2023:
If i put password, automatically they can't connect again

I just feel like helping them

Protect yourself first...
Lock it and share the password with those you trust.

Bro Selling 1992 Car Like It Survived the Ark!

₦3.2M for a 1992 Car? Even the Car’s Shock Absorbers Are Shocked! 😭

This 1992 Car Must Come with Time Travel Feature 😭

When You Love Money More Than Common Sense 😂

1992 Car, 2025 Price Tag — Make It Make Sense 😅

Selling 1992 Car Like It Drove Jesus to Jerusalem

₦3.2M? Hope It Comes with Fuel for Life! 😭

This Seller Thinks His Car Is Signed by Michael Jackson

Bro Wants to Sell a Museum Exhibit for ₦3.2M 😆

Joseph1505:
Most of you are still sleeping in web 2, while your next door neighbour is cashing out in web 3.
If you don't understand what i mean.

Download X (Formally Twitter)
Reply Done, I will drop my email so that you can contact me.
No need to register for a course, just come and learn for free and be active.

Or find my whatsapp number below and chat me up.

Where is your number??

Seun...this more characters needed is stressful.

i do not want to tag you to my response cos i am angry with your thoughts of thinking to apologize to her...
i would have said God punish you... but i am not used to cursing people....

You tolerate this once....you will remain a slave to her for a long time