₦airaland Forum

ravensckar:
How is it GAZZUZ's property? Has the seller issued him receipt or any document that indicated a change of ownership of the said item? Or if it was GAZZUZ that decided to backtrack on the deal will the seller hold him to gun point? Make una no dey type like person wey get malaria of the brain. No be everybody graduate from Night School abeg.

Did he dupe GAZZUZ? Answer yes or no or forever remain quiet!

#Period.

you are not smart o bro.
Are you not aware that the whatsapp chats is all gazzuzz need in the court of law as evidence of concluded transaction?
I laugh at your statement chief.

Alicode00133:
Please this is very serious issue I have been suffering from for a long time and I have tried using all type of different meds and herbs but not working i have use podowart and some wart cream and paint as the pharmacist and dr prescribe for me but d wart keep coming back multiplying this time I use some meds and it seems lik it going and now I jus travel for some weeks and coming back it’s getting worse please help me anyway you know I can treat this infection finally

Use avoca silver nitrate but be careful o. Also.. When you use it.. Ensure to cover it with cotton wool and plaster so it doesn't spread.

Ikennaford:
Y'all selected will be contacted,please don't praise me on here, praise God that made it possible,is not much but use it wisely

You ain't got 10k dolls to give out bro
For reals

AnayoDivine:
Recently I've been purging and I have been seeing something red on it severally, I don't know if it's because of the watermelon I ate three days ago. And my eyes have been becoming more yellow than usual. Please help. I also have one whitish stuff at the side of my tongue,I don't know what it is

The whitish stuff is oral thrush...
please go to a hospital sir

Raph222:
Do any1 know where i can download the dragon ball anime in 3gp or low quality format to enable it to be played on button device

Go to kimoitv.com

PerfectJUSTICE:
I wanted to let this slide but it is too much and being the emotional person i am, i catch myself thinking about it and shedding a tear hear and there. Everyone is going through alot and deserves kindness �. Some days back at about 12am I had a crisis, I tried to ignore the pains but I couldn't so I packed my things and got prepared for the hospital. I had to wake my parents up to let them know I was leaving for the hospital and then I booked a ride with Bolt since my Dad is not allowed to drive at night. Almost immediately the driver called, one could tell from my voice that I was struggling to breathe since the pain was concentrated on my chest and so I went ahead to plead with him ( the driver) that I was in pain and would not be able to walk as fast as I should and so he should bear with me if he has to wait for a an extra minute or two, i also concluded that In as much as i will be paying double considering the time i will pay any other extra charges for time wasted.

My Dad hurriedly grabbed my things so we could meet up with the ride but try as hard as possible I couldn't walk fast and so my Dad ran ahead of me. The driver's call came through with him yelling at me while I pleaded and told him my Dad was really close, he hissed and ended the call. Finally I caught up with my Dad only to be told he drove off just as my Dad got there, I felt bad and just sat down on the ground contemplating what I was going to do next. I went ahead to try if I could get another ride but the same driver kept popping up and because I knew there was no way he was going to come back considering he drove off in anger I kept cancelling the ride just for me to receive a message from him saying ' you must be very stupid and uncivilised ' ah! The tempo of my cry increased and my Dad just thought the pain was getting too much ���Luckily I got another driver who was very understanding and ready to fight the security men at the gate to the clinic who said I was pretending to be in pain���

I have had not so good encounters with drivers but none has hurt me this deeply, so I am putting it out here and I hope someone who knows him sees this and call him to order, you don't treat people like shit not knowing what they are going through.

Why is your dad not allowed to drive at night?!??

JONSYN7154:
stadium road now have a gym?

Waw! That's grate. I once stayed behind that filling station what's is it called self? Mosaic I guess.

I miss Port Harcourt.

Really? You don't know Charlie's gym on stadium road
It's been there for a while..

[quote author=Shaolinfunk post=118634805]Any health practitioners in the house, I need help on this tooth acne, this pains starts few months ago, I have been using all sorts of cures and tooth paste, both traditional and foreign.
Whenever I try to chew something in that part of my teeth it pains alot, no Matter how soft the food is.
I notice if I suck saliva on that particular tooth it pains to the extent that I will have to pause whatever am doing for few minute for the pain to die down.
Am already getting tired, am considering visiting a dentist, even if the next step is to remove the tooth, I don't mind at this time, I want to ask any dentist /doctors or anybody that has any knowledge on this particular issue.
Additional note, Whenever I tampered with that useless tooth and It starts paining me, to drink ordinary water either warm or cold na war.

Any suggestions on cure or drugs to use to reduce or stop the pain is welcomed.
I later notice there is a hole in the tooth.
Pic included below.

Am waiting for y'all reply[/quote
Drugs can only stop the pain temporary. The teeth Is damaged and should be extracted or refill.. Depend on how bad it is

GeneraVieve:
Good morning
I got a play station 3 last week,it has been performing well but recently it goes off after some minutes of using it. I getting tired of it bcus i will be in the middle of action and it qill just go off,can anybody advice me on what to do.

Return the console.
It's probably overheating due to the paste inside getting finished..
They will keep charging you to fix it.
Just take it back and take the slim

obedience4:
My sisters they used something they called Jockey,
They don't wanna tell me, they say they use it to defend..
Omon I am in serious pains

Jockey is L2. It makes your players razzle the opponent.

Airline:
Good evening guys. I drive honda end of discussion 2003. I have been having just one issue with the car that I'm yet to find the solution. The problem is that the car moves good now, all of a sudden, the RPM will drop to zero and fire itself to 1, 2 and at this point, the car emits black smoke, consumes more fuel, have poor acceleration, vibrates and sometimes at that point the gear can push forward with force.
I have checked fuel pump and filter, plugs. I have also diagnosed the car and the result was Throttle position sensor having a low voltage. I have change the whole of the throttle body carrying the sensor. Now the problem still continues. Pls help. I'm in portharcourt

Contact mrford here.
He is based in phc.. He's very good..

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

Buy samsu oil..it works wonders... And very cheap too

trueSeeker01:
i dont have it i tested again. i tested like 10times in my life they were all negative

Congrats bro.
Alway use protection henceforth.

maniebankz:
Install Latest games on all PS5 & PS4 on the Higher Firmwares, ONLINE & OFFLINE Play also Available.

I do 3 types of installation on consoles.

1. OFFLINE INSTALLATION. DONT CONNECT YOUR
PS4/PS5 console to the internet after installation, if you connect it online, The installed games might LOCK. also There will be NO GAME UPDATES Because it's totally offline.


2. ONLINE & OFFLINE. You can connect your
PS4/PS5 to the internet whenever you want without the risk for your games getting LOCKED %100 safe but costlier. You can also play online
multiplayer if you have a PlayStation plus
subscription + you can update your games.


3. SECONDARY USER. PLAY ONLY ONLINE with
internet connection ON, if you turn off internet the game will LOCK after 20 mins Gameplay until you turn on internet again beg you can continue, but if you have a stable internet then you're good to go, can still play online multiplayer with psplus
subscription. + you can update your games.

FIFA 23
Pes 21
God of war Ragnarok
Call of Duty modern warfare 2
Uncharted legacy of thieves collection
Elden ring
Wwe 2k22
Returnal
Hitman 3
Mortal Kombat 11 ultimate
Marvels Avengers
Demons souls
Sifu
GTA V
The quarry
Dying light 2
Far cry 6
Horizon forbidden west
Ratchet & clank rift apart
Gran Turismo 7
Resident evil village
Ghost of Tsushima
Assassins Creed Valhalla
Call of duty Black Ops Cold War
Call of duty vanguard
Crash bandicoot 4 it’s about time
Call of duty modern warfare 1
Spiderman miles morales
Sekiro shadows die twice
Need for speed heat
Red dead redemption 2
Uncharted 4 & lost legacy
Injustice 2 legendary edition
Horizon zero dawn complete edition
The last of us remastered
The last of us 2
Days gone
Ufc 4
Nioh
Ratchet & clank
Jump force
Star Wars Jedi fallen order
Tekken 7
Street fighter V
Infamous second son
One piece pirate warrior 4
Detroit become human
Rise of the Tomb raider
Shadow of the Tomb raider
Mafia definitive edition
Uncharted Nathan drake's collection
Naruto storm 4 Road to Boruto
Crash team racing Nitro fueled
Sniper elite 4
Death stranding
Mad max
Watchdogs legion
Marvels Spiderman
Assassins creed origins
Assassins creed odyssey
Resident evil 2&3
Middle Earth shadow of war
Batman Arkham Knight

Your location bro

trueSeeker01:
whatever is that hbsag i hope its curable unlike the dreaded hiv which doesnt have a fkn cure

That hbsag means hepatitis b.. It means you are positive for hbsag b and can transmit it..

Jeweltz:
Is any of you looking for a wife? I'm � beautiful, educated, respectful, submissive, Godly, know how to cook.

Only a guy living in Canada please, and must not be on student visa.
Men in Nigeria are Heartbreakers and liars

In the end... You will still come back to Nigeria and get married to a man in Nigeria.. As men in Canada dont also want to marry Nigerian women in canada..

obi58:
Thanks my brother....

Do you know any quality Honda mechanic in PH?

Contact mrford
He is here in ph..

Comradepreneur:
Right now, I'm kind of feeling angst within me.

Tomorrow morning, I'll voice out my displeasure to my dad and let him know what have been bothering me.

I've never sat him down one on one and talked to him because of the respect I have for him.

But it seems like I'll man up and face him

Man up.. If you got gees.. You and your geez should meet your cuz and give him final warning or else.. Serious beating.. Better still. If you got military friends.. Involve them to warn him the last time.. And also make a report at police station

Comradepreneur:
So, in 2019, my dad decided to take him in.

One night, I woke up from sleep and decided to go to the kitchen and get drinking water (my room is just outside the sitting room, and you'll have to pass the sitting room before reaching the kitchen).

I observed that my cousin wasn't on the bed when I woke up. I decided to take a peek into my sister's room and there he was standing, jerking off to my sister's face! She was barely 15!

The lights was on, and his grandmother (my dad's mom) who came visiting was also on the bed together with my sisters! Such audacity!

I couldn't even believe what I saw, and tiptoed back into my room and woke up my maternal uncle who was staying with us in order to be my witness.

After witnessing the act, the only response he gave me was [b]Why is she (my sister) feigning to sleep, while he was touching her and jerking off to her face[b].

I was shocked and couldn't even believe his utterance. Like bro! You was supposed to help me bounce on the stupid slowpoke harassing my sister, (your niece).

He just said that and left. With the little energy left with me, I opened the door, dragged my cousin brother out and warned him never to try such act again (I initially wanted to teach him a lesson he ought to never forget in his lifetime, but I was hugely disappointed with what my uncle did).

Even though I still reported him to my parents, there wasn't any punishment meted out to him.

After that incident, I completely lost the respect I had for my uncle. Agreed he had some issues with my mom (her elder sister) back then, but why extend the hatred to her children?.

After that incident, I still occasionally catch my cousin brother in the night in the sitting room, claiming to iron out his clothes. But I still maintain my anger since it's not as if I caught him going into my sister's room.

What broke the camels back, was an incident which happened last 3 weeks ago.

One of my younger sisters (she's 13) reported to my dad in the middle of the night that he caught my cousin brother in her room, jerking off at her face while trying to remove her underwear.

All my dad did was to woke me up from sleep (saying that he wants me to be the witness), and he was preaching to the boy on how his mom, is his younger sister and that he should talk if marriage should be done for him since he can't hold his sexual desires (like man, you was supposed to call me and we smack the shit out of him together!!!).

I got angry and just left them there.

The next morning, I told my mom about the incident, and she told me that my baby sister (an 8 year old) do complain to her sometimes about sharp pains in her private part.

And this happens whenever, my cousin brother is sent to take her to the room whenever she's asleep on the sitting room couch. And also, how one of my sisters told her that he once caught him trying to lift up her skirt while she was fast asleep on the couch in the middle of the night.

Right now, I'm Justin mad at myself and angry at the same time! I feel like a loser, a pussy who can't even protect his sisters.

The bastard is still living with us, in my room, and every day, my hatred for him grows stronger.

Even when my mom told his mom, her only reply was that he's still a kid, and she should forgive him. Someone who's 17!!!! For goodness sake!.

She didn't even called him out to kneel down in front of my mom and rebuke him. Nothing was done!!!! She didn't even spoke to him about the incident.

And whenever my mom makes her displeasure known to my dad, he always says that she hates his family, bla bla bla.

How can I reduce my hatred for my cousin? Or is my hatred justified?

Right now, he has been restricted into coming into the sitting room, anything past 8pm.

But still, I'm still sure things might just go back to being the same!.

My fear right now is, I'll be going for my youth service in a few months time, which means this bastard will be with my sisters unsecured!!!!

You are really a coward I must..
That boy should have been seriously dealth with and sent out of that house.
I assure you. It's only a matter of time before they agree to sleep with him or he rapes them. And guess what.. They will all get pregnant for him.

This cartoon on wheels for 1.3??

I see people complaining about page.. I don't work there.. But in every finance firm..
Risk have to do their job and their job is to properly scrutinize loans to minimize possible default and ensure the loan is in line with lending policies..
Now sales officers in their bid to meet target.. Disburse bad loans.. Do not expect risk not to do their jobs

benjaminikewun:
@ mgbedianya,please try to verify before u post such email addy giving people wrong info. The head of recruitment in schlumberger Nigeria geomarket is a man from Ghana and he is assisted by a yoruba lady. I can confidently tell u that those email addresses are wrong and how do I know because I just finished my nysc there last month. That's not even their name.
Please if u are interested in working in schlumberger go and apply on line @ www.slb.com and pray ur called for the test. Please don't be deceived

I have to quote you..
seems you did not see the time this topic was created and account for the fact that personnels may have changed in the company.
you no try

Good evening every One �
Please I need advice on something �
I have been dating my boyfriend for 2 years now, doing the space of this 2 years, he has seen a lot of money. Just recently, I got a job in his state and I had to move in with him, cos I have nowhere else to go to.

This morning, he called me and said he thought about something and he has come up with a decision that I should leave the house, that ever since we started staying together, that he has not been seeing money ���. He indirectly called me bad luck.

My ex said I was his lucky charm, cos when my ex started dating me then in 2016, he saw a lot of money, he bought so many cars. Am crying right now cos this actually hurts me a lot..

The thing is I have this spirit, whenever people makes me sad or whenever I cry, things becomes very bad for the person that made me cry.. I’ve called him severely for him to make me happy but he has refused.. even if I leave tomorrow as long as am not happy with you, things will never be well with you..
please I want to know if am really bad luck ��

Very silly mentality...

Kewtt:

I see what you did there... Had to screenshot oga G's comment abi..bad dude..

kennybuluro:
Drop me a message on WhatsApp sir

Egbon.. You no dey respond to whatspp

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=117341713][/quote]fantastic.. you are one of the very few persons who sell cars without bring greedy..
Kudos bro.. Kudos

Bad road.
Bad vehicles.
Under performing and confused government.

The kind of things that happen in Nigeria...
Onne... One of the major oil and gas zones in rivers state with this kind of road..

Because federal road runs through a state.. The state totally abandons it and it becomes death trap.

It is well with us..

I weep...

[quote author= post=116782647]Update From . COM

Rumoula Link Road, Opposite king David plaza, In Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Is No Longer Safe, Reports.

Here Is The Story, As Gathered By :

Three boys use their bike, while My Brother By The Name Felix, From Benue State, was working down to his house, they stopped Him And They wanted to collect his phone.

He Drag with them, one was having Sharp knife, one pistol, one small axe, But When he refuse to surrender his phone, they wounded him in his two hands, with the sharp knife, hit the Axe On his back because of the Thick Cloth, he wore on the day of the incident, so it couldn't penetrate inside his body.

The Sad Incident, Occurred at Rumoula Link Road, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Thursday September 15th, 2022, Reports.

The Injury Affected his tendons and veins and it was Reportedly Damaged.

Is Thereby, Calling On The Nigerian Police Force, Nigerian Army, DSS And Other Security Agencies To Sit Up To Their Task.

See Graphic Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG[/quote]Sorry this happened to your brother..
Please..
Any one listening.. Our live is more important than phone..
Next time.. Surrender your phone to criminals..
A young man was shot in the head at woji some weeks ago.. Cos he was dragging phone with armed criminals.. In as much as we want to be brave.. Let's be wise and stay alive first..
Wish your bro quick recovery

Ehinjuola:
Hello NLders,

This brother of mine need an advice

Let me just hit the nail on head.

There's this lady that we've been dating for 4 years now in which we had a misunderstanding which leads to our break up for good one year but for some reasons and prophecies we reconciled.

The issue on ground now is that, the lady in question told me after we settled the issue that, there's this guy she's dating before the reconciliation and he was the one that established for her and before she can fully reconcile with me or rather leave the guy (seems the guy is a yahoo boy with a proof though) it will be until December time cause she still need to collect something from the guy before she can finally break up with him cause her fund has not yet fully paid for the business (As I'm typing this now, she's living with the guy base on accommodation issue cause they're in the same location) and she claims she really loves me though I'm not financially buoyant to say but I thank God I'm not begging and I can still fend for my needs + God bless me with handsomeness.

Is not as if i'm SIMPing neither do I not have a choice but my concern is everywhere I go for divine intervention this vision about this lady will always surface out, how she being the one meant for me if I want to have a happy family and good home in future in which everywhere she goes too the same prophecy will also comes out for her.
Even during the time we are still quarrelling my mum told me a derange man walk up to her and say the same thing about us (the girl and I) and I'm ready to settle down next year and she knows all this.

Plz help a brother and I'm confuse and depressed in fact I am not concentrating on my job again.

Sorry sir.. But. You are a mumu..
Report me to moderators..i accept my ban in peace.