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Efna55:
I tried to get counter DNA kit but no online store seems to sell it in Nigeria, pls can you suggest one?

Medplus pharmacy has it in port Harcourt..

They should be locked up for life..

Funny how nairaland had become a part of our lives.. I log in to this site every 30mins since 2014...
Seun.. You shaa caused it as you ignored an abuse report.. You stated so yourself on twitter.. Please do better next time.

It's time nairaland got it own server. Don't know how easy or hard it is thou.. Over to you IT experts.

Inner19:
Customer Service Representative in a Bank?
Salary is 310K monthly?
Age is 31yrs
That means u got the job when u were 28yrs old
B.Sc Economics.

How did u get such job?

Cos the last time I checked, the age limit for Banks is 26yrs old.




Anyways..

I want to work as Customer Service Representative or Human Resource (HR) in any big company in Lagos. So I'm thinking Oil company's such as Shell, Chevron, ExxonMobile or any Oil Servicing Companies.

Or better still, PWC, Top Banks or any big company in Lagos.

I want a starting salary of N500K-N600K per month with benefits. If they can provide good housing, I don't mind. Do I really need a car? I'm not a car freak but if they do and get me a driver, I won't mind cos I don't know how to drive

Well, I have a B.Sc degree only. That is enough to get in.

I don't have any Customer Service or HR certification. When I come in, I go digger am.

I need a kind hearted rich man or woman in Nigeria who is connected to someone in Nigeria that can help me to please help me.

If you are also a Politician who can help me, I dont mind.

It is connection I want please.

Dont ask me to send CV. I'm done sending CV's.

Thank you.

May God bless you.

Award of the most unserious fellow of 2023 and 2024 should be handed to you...

Bro... Your uncle knows you will not pay back.. If in 2 years.. You have not raised 600k... I don't know what to say..
Do not be entitled..you sound like one..
Do you also realise your uncle might have personal issues he's dealing with that require money? Lots of money... Not all rich people have liquid cash to give around.. They have their own problems as well..

Isobug:
Not ectopic pregnancy. In ectopic, symptoms will not be visible but can still be detected by scan. If there's any presence of an embryo or foetus, the scan will still detect it, she isn't pregnant

I guess so...

AntiIncognito:
So a friend of mine has been pregnant for 4months going to five now..

Just yesterday she began having heavy abdominal pain followed by thick heavy blood discharge..

So she visited the nearest lab for check and here is the result she has been asked to visit the hospital for proper care but she's just curious for a clear understanding of what's going on..

Note: she just started having bump.. and pregnancy test result as at two months ago showed positive

Its either ectopic preganancy..or shes not pregnant..
google search of the conclusion shows... Gravid just means pregnant. A non gravid uterus is just a uterus in a non pregnant patient.

Just lost my dad this morning
Slipped and hit head on the floor..did brain surgery but still did not make it.
Such sad day for me..

Very true.. I heard they caused trouble there yesterday

Major monumental scam

Machiny:
yes 5kg 6000

Your location in ph bro

Machiny:
We have chicken head for dogs here in port
harcourt. It's a low cost of protein to
compliment noodles and rice. Gotten from home grown chickens.

4000 for 5kg

08115463237 whatsapp and calls

Do you also have chicken neck?

DesChyko:
Hmmm.. Is there a reason this is here? Perhaps to warn us about something?

I could have sworn this same TV was advertised as being bought for over 250k. Now it's 184k.

I remember because you were dragged asf and someone who also bought the TV showed it was bought at a lesser price. I also remember you mentioning you bought it 2 years ago or something.

We aren't all that forgetful, you know. It's strange your profile shows 4 topics created but only 3 is visible. Perhaps this thread with all these information was hidden/deleted.

MODIFIED: Of course, a look through my History convinced me I wasn't wrong. This was the previous thread which I viewed 3 days ago.
https://www.nairaland.com/7874583/big-hisense-tv-carton-im/1

.i remember that post. This guys is not serious and people should be careful of him. He already shows deceit from his previous posts

WBT4321:
I have 43 inches Hisense TV for sale for less than 95k with the carton, just tell me how much you can buy it, bought it 184k with no fault currently and has never been worked on (selling because I need money)

Location: if you’re close to Onitsha, Nnewi, Obosi or can send somebody to check it out for you please leave a comment below let’s negotiate

Bro.... You made several post before that you bought same TV for 270k or so..
How did it become 184??
How??

WBT4321:
If you can’t come down to Anambra, can you send transport fare from Anambra to Lagos and I bring it down to Lagos? Somebody I could have sent in Lagos is not in Lagos currently or maybe if you have somebody in Anambra I can send it to?

This statement makes you look like werey.. No offence..
How do you want someone to enter bus for 8 hrs cos of watch... Asking for tp to send Take it to lag makes you look like a scam... Use an escrow or delivery companies.

Nijimog:
GoodDay

My two foot have been swollen for about 2 weeks Now,

And i do not feel any pain in it

I just remembered seeing my 2 foot swollen when i was taking my bath

Please i need recommendation/help to get my 2 foot to its normal size

Here a pics
I only snapped 1 of my foot,

But is my 2 foot that is swollen

Go and run kidney and liver function test. So urinalysis.also try to keep your legs high when lying down.. Like on the wall

Eddodoh:
I am currently considering a job opportunity with QNET. But where i have issue is about the pay.

I was told that no basic salary. I will be paid base on my performance i.e. sales i am able to make as it's a direct sales role. Moreso, i live in one of the Norther states and i will need to travel to the job location in the south west.

My fear, what if i am unable to meet the performance benchmark? How do i cope in a far away location?

Pls, advise.

Dude...are you new to the world? Qnet that everyone knows is scam..
yes,,,you can travel...take the job..
come back and create a thread of your scam experience with them

LewisHamilton15:
My girlfriend isn't that type.

i pity men that say this.. A woman can always shock you

VeryGoodMan:
Tetanus.
Go to a hospital & stop opening foolish threads except your secret plan is to amputate her wrist.

Wicked uncle.

very wicked verygoodman,
go to hospitals and see lots of medical cases that doctors cannot give responses and treatments to.
were your eyes covered in goodness that does not exist in you that you did not see where i commented that the dad said they have been to hospital before and it was treated but came back after a while and at a fast rate,,,?

TemplarLandry:
That could become cancerous. She should visit the hospital again. And most importantly, pray. This life is deep.

.she is just 11 years old

TemplarLandry:
She should visit the hospital.

She has.. It was treated earlier but it came back with flash

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Hello all.. This happened to my colleagues daughter who is about to resume school.
The blisters are painful and removes pus.

Kindly help.. What could be wrong and how to go about it..

Thanks..

Amarahobu:
Doctors in the house

yyou are perfect bro..

Tyg3rFvry:
So make I cancel the order abi? I don't know if the phone is worth that amount if it's in a used condition... plus if e come be faulty device.

Bro..there is one week return policy...order...use a few days,,,notice any faults,,,take to their office and return,..just keep your return policy papers intact..

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Princeiboro2:
Dear Car Owners,

I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to share a recent story with you that highlights the importance of installing a car tracker in your vehicle.

Just a few days ago, I received an urgent call from a distressed client, much like yourself. His colleague had experienced the unfortunate and alarming situation of having his car stolen. Days had passed, and no one seemed to have any leads on its whereabouts. The frustration and anxiety surrounding the incident were palpable.

Realizing the urgency and potential risks, my client decided to take proactive measures to secure his own vehicle. As a matter of urgency, He got my contact online and immediately reached out to me and requested the installation of a car tracker. Understanding the significance of the situation, I promptly arranged an appointment to install the tracker in his car after service on Sunday since the call came in late on Saturday, so that he could travel with his car the following day.
Because it was very important to him, he came down to my location with her wife to get the work down on Sunday after service.

With the car tracker in place, my client now has peace of mind knowing that his vehicle is protected. In the unfortunate event of theft or unauthorized use, my client can easily Shut down the car with any available mobile phone; the amazing thing is that when the car is shut down with a mobile phone, no one car start the car even with the car key unless the owner send another command to start it. And the tracker will enable him to track the car's location, increasing the chances of a successful recovery. Moreover, it serves as a deterrent to potential thieves, as they are aware that the vehicle is equipped with advanced security measures.

Installing a car tracker is not only a prudent decision but also a proactive step towards safeguarding your valuable asset. In today's world, where car thefts are a constant concern, having a reliable tracker installed can make all the difference. Not only does it enhance the chances of recovering your vehicle, but it also provides reassurance and peace of mind to you and your loved ones.

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Wodu89:
Thankfully you met someone like me. Why don't you treat the root source and not the symptom?

What you gain in this life from over worrying. Tell me. What would overthinking give you? Why do you want to kill yourself just like that ?

Does your life not have value to you?

what is the root cause?

invigilator:
Hello everyone,

I'm excited to be relocating to Port Harcourt for new opportunities. My workplace is located at TransAmadi by Redemption Way. However, I'm looking for recommendations on neighborhoods or areas that are convenient and very close to TransAmadi for commuting to work. Any suggestions for good places to rent accommodations nearby would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your help!

If you can as well give time estimates on how fast I can get from the location you suggest to TransAmadi, that will also help.

Your best is woji. 22 HRs daily light confirmed... My Terrian...abuloma... Peter odili.. Garrison/ogbumnabali..these are surrounding areas.. But woji is your best bet. Woji is towards the tail end of trans amadi from garrison.. But If the trans amadi you are working is at that's Coca Cola side.. Best Is still woji

StandNFearNot:
This life can be up and down, that is why nobody can tell what comes tomorrow.

I am an undergraduate. I am self-sponsored and run a small business in the school campus which generate revenue for myself.

The school authority issued a notice for us doing business in that location to vacate the place and on the 3rd of July, the place was taken over by the school.

This rendered me jobless and unproductive, bringing untold hardship to me as i am yet to find another location.

The hardship has make me to sometimes do things i wasnt doing when I was making my daily bread.

Earlier on, in order to save cost as I couldn't renew my rent, I asked a close friend to let me join him so we can split the rent. He accepted and i paid him my own part of the bargain.

When things was going well with me, most times i prepare meal with my own money without him contributing a kobo and he'll eat and I won't complain in any way. I buy most of the basic things we use like soap and detergent, pay electricity bill, water etc. This guy even share up to my shirts sometimes. On Tuesday, I had practical in school and I came back sweated and I used his detergent to wash my cloth, my roommate almost tore me apart for touching his detergent.

The salt we are using now, just because I didnt buy it and he bought it, I used few days ago to add to the yam I was cooking, he wanted to empty the whole pot on me. I used the gas he bought to prepare noodles, half way he came and off the gas, and asked me if i don't know how much is a kg of gas now.

This afternoon, I came back from school and was very empty. I mean very very hungry and no money to organize something for myself, neither anything else in the house. So because I was very hungry, I cut a small portion of the yellow rice he cooked to eat, unluckily for me, he came back and met me eating it. Could you believe the guy snatched the food from me and poured it back to the pot. He said he told me to stay aware from his things, except he gives me.

This is a guy i have been helpful to times without number.

This is the same guy that has been borrowing money from me and some without refunding.

The other time when his mother was under medical emergency and they needed money so urgently, I lent them my school fees and that money was never refunded complete.

I don't smoke but he smokes including Indian hemp. He was caught with it and taken by NDLEA but I contributed money to bail him without the parents knowing.

In all of these and more that the guy has benefitted from me, see the unkind treatment I'm getting from him just because the challenge I am facing today.

I'm now afraid to live in the same house with him, because he's totally behaving like an enemy, not a friend or roommate.

I'm still looking for a new spot but I feel unsafe staying in the same house with someone that behaves like this.

I'm afraid and helpless right now. I don't have money to buy food and gas right now and who is supposed to assist me at a time like this is helping.

Sorry for the long post and any mistakes spotted. I'm not with the right mental state.

Are you a simpleton dude??
If you share the rent with him 50/50...you are no longer squatting with him but a full fledged room mate.. Don't allow him do that to you.
Talk to him first and let him know you will not accept such treatment next time..

Kenosky1:
Thanks so much bros, I will get in touch. Good to know we have an intelligent mechanic in PHC. Tired of 'Cut and Join' mechanics, most of them don't like to be asked question or you making contributions.

I agree.. Mrford has been tested and trusted by a lot.. I call him.. Port Harcourt gazzuzz.. Lol

Kewtt:

How much you want sell