Crime › Re: BEWARE!!!! Theft At Zenith Bank!!! by captainking(m): 9:17am On Mar 16, 2023 |
'bro.. This is a small matter.. Stop going to banks to make complains.. Bank branches still send it to hq to treat.. So just do a mail.. Then follow up with a call via customer service. Then. Do inbox them on facebook.. Twitter and instagram.. Inbox only the real zenith.. And also call them out on their page too.. Then go and and buy hollandia and drink.. Lol. I have had more than 10 failed transactions and got all resolved in less than 5days even at the peak of zenith bank wahala in Dec.. Jan and feb |
TV/Movies › Re: Oscars 2023- Full List Of Winners by captainking(m): 12:22pm On Mar 13, 2023 |
superCleanworks: ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. Excellent movie from start to the last bullet. No need for plenty talk.
Everything Everywhere All at Once - this is definitely not for shallow and unintelligent people. If you watched this movie just once and you understood it then you must have a very high IQ and I would like to be friends with you. Kindly quote me. The story line and the editing is out of this world. Michelle Yeoh finished everything called acting in this movie.
DON'T LOOK UP - I wonder why this movie was not on the oscars list. It is a complete story of how Nigerians behave even when the truth is right in their face. We are friends already.. I watched the movie once and understood the whole concept.. Multiple realities with each character in each realities taking different decisions that shaped their lives and 2 persons being able to harness the decisions/skills of all their counterparts in all realities.. Basically.. The movie is about the decisions and plethora of could have been and could have been not across all realities. Loved the movie.. |
Health › Re: Please, How Do I Effectively Treat A Toilet Infection? by captainking(m): 8:42pm On Mar 03, 2023 |
EducatedMind369: I'm a student, residing in one of my school's hostel, and I tried using the toilet sometime ago. But ever since then, I've been having incessant itching around my genital. I've been to a pharmacy and was given some antibiotics and a fungal cream(mycoten).
I've exhausted the drugs, and I'm still using the cream, but the itching hadn't subsided. I need some recommendations from people who've had toilet infections before, and how they effectively treated theirs.
Nb: I'm a male by the way. Hydrocortizone cream will stop the itching.. It's 600 naira |
Health › Re: I Am Contemplating Suicide Tonight. by captainking(m): 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
Antell95: I'm 26. Graduated with 3rd class in Computer science, no job yet. I develop wordpress websites but for 6mths now. No single client. Its beyond "frustration" Sorry to say but.. Sense is lacking in you.. So these are all your problems?? No client for 6 months... 3rd class and you want to commit suicide?? If you meet people with problem you will not even talk.. First off.. Why did you grad with a 3rd class in computer science?? Secondly.. What other IT skills do you have asides the computer grad piece of paper you grad with.. Third..how have you made the public aware of your wordpress website dev skills?? What has your effort so far been.. You see...when I see young folks like you just starting life and talking about suicide after a very few challenges.. I laugh.. My bosom friend came out with a pass from unn in 010..he threw away his degree and went to learn programming.. Now he's a big boy.. Lives well.. Drive his own cars and manages a department in his firm.. It took him bout 3 years or a Lil more to get settled into IT.. Even to date.. He still upskills...and you.. Barely a fresh graduate. Talking about suicide.. If you dey close to me.. I go flog you wahlahi.. Life ain't a bed of roses.. No one is gonna hand you the good life... You ought to work for it.. You will fail and experience challenges.. But keep at it... Basically.. You don't have a problem.. During my days.. When jobs were not forth coming... I had to do Odd jobs such as kpom kpom work,..thats.. Cement mixing, errand jobs.. Bakery work.. Just to meet ends, have money for data and small run abouts in case an opportunity comes.. I will have some change to do the movement involved.. This is me... A 2.1 graduate from unn.. 2.1 that was almost First Class.. So bro. Crawl before you walk... Then walk before you run.. If you want to run right from just crawling.. Your legs would have not developed enough to carry your entire body for a very long career run. Step by step... You got it. |
Autos › Re: Save Yourself Tokunbo Money For 2009 Honda Accord. Over Cleanest Ride by captainking(m): 1:28am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Start the car... Let's check if it has Christmas lights on the instrument cluster |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You’re In Benin, Lagos, Abuja, Ibadan Or PH Can You ? by captainking(m): 11:55am On Jan 27, 2023 |
KendoRide: I’m trying to see if anyone around these areas can help me run some errands, I need working contacts of some companies located in those areas.
If you’re stay in any of the locations below and would like to assist me in going to the factory/office and get me their sales department or manager’s contacts.
I’ll pay the TF and also 5k thanks 🙏.
Eleyele Industrial Estate, Ibadan, Oyo State
Billings Way, Opposite Unilever PIc, Oregun, Lagos
Textile mill road, off Ogida Market, Benin city
Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse 2, Abuja
Station road by Azikwe Govt House, PH i can do ph for you |
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by captainking(m): 5:23pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
[quote author=Ayodeoba post=120312977][/quote]Bro... That will need to be burnt off.. Or frozen off.. A doctor should help out with that.visit hospital.. |
Health › Re: I Keep Battling With Malaria � And Typhoid Month On Month by captainking(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Senioreddy: Good morning Please can you explain further? From what I know about the lymph, it produces white blood cells that protects your body against foreign invaders and also transports and removes waste products and abnormal cells from the body. if the lymph is high or low....it could indicate something else...as to why the malaria keep reoccuring. |
Health › Re: I Keep Battling With Malaria � And Typhoid Month On Month by captainking(m): 9:20pm On Jan 23, 2023 |
Senioreddy: Dear Nlanders please I need your advice especially the medical professionals.
Since the beginning of the dry season, I've been battling with malaria and typhoid month on month. There's hardly a month I don't go to the clinic and after conducting a test they'll tell me it's malaria and typhoid.
Please what do I do as this is becoming worrisome. Do a full blood test.. Post the result here.. I wanna check something.. Check your lymph.. |
Health › Re: Is This A Fake Drug? by captainking(m): 4:03pm On Jan 23, 2023 |
DearGorgeous: Op listen to the Pharmacist. I've had similar personal experience in the past. The doctor recommended a drug for me to buy at the hospital's pharmacy (a Federal Government Hospital for that matter).
May God bless that pharmacist. She advised me not to buy the recommended drug. I asked why? She told me it causes kidney failure and liver problems. She said it'll surely cure what I was taking it for, but a bigger problem will arise later. She advised that I google the side effects of the drug when I get home. Seeing her deep care and sincerity, I opted for the alternative drug she introduced to me right at the counter. And I was perfectly ok after taking them.
And through to her words, the side effects were very scary. It's an antibiotic. You can't take it before or after meal. You take it while eating. If you disobey, you face the repercussion immediately. I named it Satanic Drug! almost all the drugs we take can cause liver or kidney failure |
Health › Re: Chronic Gastritis Caused By H.pylori by captainking(m): 5:07pm On Jan 20, 2023 |
ritze: Hi guys,
Was diagonsed of chronic gastritis caused by h.pylori in February. I have taken the eradication treatment which is some Antibiotics/PPI.
2 months after, i am still having the symptons. - Consistent weight loss (so far 16kg) - Burning in the upper abdomen and on my entire left side of the belly. - Dizziness, tiredness and the likes - indigestion/bloating.
I have changed my diets. No alcohol, no spicy food, no beef etc.
Did your stooling pattern also change? and after stooling,,,do you feel like you havent completely passed out the stool?
So i was wondering if anyone in the house ever experienced that? How did you overcome it?
Pls advice. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Uses Fake Account To Chat Me On Facebook by captainking(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2023 |
burgermeister: Calm down bro... Young ladies love to play silly games to "test" their partners, so it's not a new thing. 
If I were you, I would snap the Facebook account on her phone as evidence and keep it. I would also open my own fake account using one big boy's picture and ask her out promising her money and love. . . Most likely she'll fail the test, then you can let the cat out of the bag so she can see how her game backfired.
Odogwu, you are smart |
Politics › Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by captainking(m): 3:20pm On Jan 11, 2023 |
This is simple, Sowore will be just like Oshiomole.. When he gets there, he will fade away from all his proposed agenda of cleaning up Nigeria. My take. |
Crime › Re: UNIZIK Student Shot Dead By Armed Robbers While Attempting To Collect Sim Card by captainking(m): 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2023 |
This is a terrible news.. If he had put his SIM card on password.. He would not have done this.. RIP to him |
Food › Re: Burger With Cornflakes Inside: My Experience At An Eatery by captainking(m): 10:38am On Jan 05, 2023 |
Funkyswagzz: So yesterday i went out with my girl and her friend(nancy) to have a little fun. It was an amusement park so we paid 750 instead of the usual 500 because of festive season. We had alot of fun playin visual game and taking a lot of pictures. At some point i got so hungry i couldn't hold it so i told them lets go eat so we went to an eatery where we saw alot of crowd. On getting there i and nancy ordered for burger. As i was waiting to get the order my babe and her friend went to buy chicken elsewhere. So basically i bought the burger while nancy bought the chicken for my babe.
As soon as i picked up the burger i noticed something was off so i took a bit lo and behold the burger was tasteless and very dry. I cant even describe the test cos ive never tasted anything like it before. Immediately i told nancy to take it back for them to warm it again but when she came back it was still the same. Even my babes chicken was cold but i had to manage and share it with her.
To my greatest surprise when i opened the burger i saw corn flakes inside i was shocked to my bone marrow. Like ive never in my life witnessed such a scam at the highest level. This was when i realized the reason they dont want to warm the burger cos it will dissolve the corn flakes and it wont look crispy anymore.
Honestly that ruined my day. We spent roughly 5600 for the burger, chicken and drink we bought. So guys be careful when you want to buy something. Looks like and sounds like pleasure park phc |
Travel › Re: Did You Ever Regretted leaving Lagos For Another State In Nigeria? by captainking(m): 8:14pm On Dec 31, 2022 |
DenreleDave: Is ph so cool like dt? I tot dey said pH is chaotic say what?? Where did you hear this..?? Ph is cool and sane.. Unlike Lagos.. Left Lagos in 2018 and I am happy i did.. |
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by captainking(m): 4:04pm On Dec 31, 2022 |
sageb: Did you do it in PH? please recommend a good dental clinic. yes I did.. There are plenty good ones.. But the one I did mine that was so seamlessly and almost painless is at... Ermmm Whyteville dental clinic.. Stadium road |
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by captainking(m): 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
Chee59: I have brittle teeth. And I've removed 4. So, the 3rd time I was to get my tooth removed. The dentist who was supposed to pull it out gave me injections to numb the site. Very painful stuff. But I don't know if they expired or something, because they didn't numb the pain well before he started. He started like play like play. Pull pull, The pain was mad. I was in agony. I was shrieking so hard and for so long that one of the women waiting her turn outside had to come and check what's going on. It was 45 minutes of torture. Yes, I know how long it took. Somehow somehow the pain hit a crescendo My hand connected with the dentist's dick Egbamiiii  I removed my tooth on my B-Day.. May 16th.. The dentist was good.. Did not feel much pain before and after.. The gum healed in record time. God is great.. |
Celebrities › Re: My Girlfriend Does Massage With Sex For Men, How I Found Out Broke My Heart by captainking(m): 7:23am On Dec 26, 2022 |
I experienced similar sometime ago.. I discovered she does happy ending a lot.. I did not tell her when I discovered.. I kept my cool and continued knocking her with CD. When I was tired.. I broke up with her. Mind you. I asked her if she does Hally ending in her job.. She said... Never... That only her boss does that. I kept my cool but investigated secretly.. Run away from women who say they work as masseuse.. They are all hookers |
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 10:51pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
sageb: My neighbor, I am coming with a big cooler to get your Christmas delicacy. kosi wahala. I gallant |
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 10:41pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
sageb: Do you reside around YKC /Woji area? yea man |
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 6:47pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
JaneYave: We fit visit u, abi?? yes o...as long as you dey phc |
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 6:04pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
God will keep providing for us all.. 3 native goats bought on Wednesday. Pic one.. Inside boot. Pic two.. Inside fire. Pic three... Inside pot of stew.. Not yet ready.. L 
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Crime › Re: by captainking(m): 10:13pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
Highways: Not true... If he can provide a receipt signed by the seller then the op has a case.... Apart from that this is hogwash
So as a business man, you expect me to sell my Kaya at 500naira while another one is pricing 1000naira.... Na WA ooo..... Which mkpulummiri are you guys smoking you know nothing about law bro.. honestly.. Continue on the highway.. |
Crime › Re: by captainking(m): 10:07pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
ravensckar: How is it GAZZUZ's property? Has the seller issued him receipt or any document that indicated a change of ownership of the said item? Or if it was GAZZUZ that decided to backtrack on the deal will the seller hold him to gun point? Make una no dey type like person wey get malaria of the brain. No be everybody graduate from Night School abeg.
Did he dupe GAZZUZ? Answer yes or no or forever remain quiet!
#Period. you are not smart o bro. Are you not aware that the whatsapp chats is all gazzuzz need in the court of law as evidence of concluded transaction? I laugh at your statement chief. |
Health › Re: Please Help Me Ooo by captainking(m): 9:47pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
Alicode00133: Please this is very serious issue I have been suffering from for a long time and I have tried using all type of different meds and herbs but not working i have use podowart and some wart cream and paint as the pharmacist and dr prescribe for me but d wart keep coming back multiplying this time I use some meds and it seems lik it going and now I jus travel for some weeks and coming back it’s getting worse please help me anyway you know I can treat this infection finally Use avoca silver nitrate but be careful o. Also.. When you use it.. Ensure to cover it with cotton wool and plaster so it doesn't spread. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Give $100 Each To 100 Vulnerable Members Here by captainking(m): 11:05pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
Ikennaford: Y'all selected will be contacted,please don't praise me on here, praise God that made it possible,is not much but use it wisely You ain't got 10k dolls to give out bro For reals |
Health › Re: Nairalanders Please Help!! by captainking(m): 11:43am On Dec 01, 2022 |
AnayoDivine: Recently I've been purging and I have been seeing something red on it severally, I don't know if it's because of the watermelon I ate three days ago. And my eyes have been becoming more yellow than usual. Please help. I also have one whitish stuff at the side of my tongue,I don't know what it is The whitish stuff is oral thrush... please go to a hospital sir |
TV/Movies › Re: Dragon Ball Anime by captainking(m): 9:28am On Dec 01, 2022 |
Raph222: Do any1 know where i can download the dragon ball anime in 3gp or low quality format to enable it to be played on button device Go to kimoitv.com |
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Crime › Re: The Evil A Bolt Driver Did To Me by captainking(m): 7:08am On Nov 28, 2022 |
PerfectJUSTICE: I wanted to let this slide but it is too much and being the emotional person i am, i catch myself thinking about it and shedding a tear hear and there. Everyone is going through alot and deserves kindness �. Some days back at about 12am I had a crisis, I tried to ignore the pains but I couldn't so I packed my things and got prepared for the hospital. I had to wake my parents up to let them know I was leaving for the hospital and then I booked a ride with Bolt since my Dad is not allowed to drive at night. Almost immediately the driver called, one could tell from my voice that I was struggling to breathe since the pain was concentrated on my chest and so I went ahead to plead with him ( the driver) that I was in pain and would not be able to walk as fast as I should and so he should bear with me if he has to wait for a an extra minute or two, i also concluded that In as much as i will be paying double considering the time i will pay any other extra charges for time wasted.
My Dad hurriedly grabbed my things so we could meet up with the ride but try as hard as possible I couldn't walk fast and so my Dad ran ahead of me. The driver's call came through with him yelling at me while I pleaded and told him my Dad was really close, he hissed and ended the call. Finally I caught up with my Dad only to be told he drove off just as my Dad got there, I felt bad and just sat down on the ground contemplating what I was going to do next. I went ahead to try if I could get another ride but the same driver kept popping up and because I knew there was no way he was going to come back considering he drove off in anger I kept cancelling the ride just for me to receive a message from him saying ' you must be very stupid and uncivilised ' ah! The tempo of my cry increased and my Dad just thought the pain was getting too much ���Luckily I got another driver who was very understanding and ready to fight the security men at the gate to the clinic who said I was pretending to be in pain���
I have had not so good encounters with drivers but none has hurt me this deeply, so I am putting it out here and I hope someone who knows him sees this and call him to order, you don't treat people like shit not knowing what they are going through. Why is your dad not allowed to drive at night?!?? |
Romance › Re: My Experience At The Gym Today by captainking(m): 7:08am On Nov 27, 2022 |
JONSYN7154: stadium road now have a gym?
Waw! That's grate. I once stayed behind that filling station what's is it called self? Mosaic I guess.
I miss Port Harcourt. Really? You don't know Charlie's gym on stadium road It's been there for a while.. |