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Music/Radio › Re: Davido ‘Timeless’ Breaks First, Second Day Stream Record On Spotify, Boomplay by captainking(m): 4:02pm On Apr 03, 2023
[quote author= post=122265473]This TIMELESS album is da BOMB mehn!
Big Ups Davido.

All his albums are hits back2back.

OMO BABA OLOWO doing Big things.

OBO himself.
Keep enjoying the life of your head.
YOLO.

Nice one Omo Baba Olowo kiss

The unnecessary hate towards Davido is actually so terrifying!
It’s insane how people still question his music.
Gobe was a hit,
Fall,
Ekuro,
IF,
Fire,
Dami duro,
Overseas,
Skelewu,
Like that,
Risky,
One ticket,
Gallardo,
Nwa baby the list goes on.... all are hits back2back!!
Not forgetting the one we are jamming at Woke street off Abacha Rd, GRA phase 3 right now... JOWO, as we are enjoying the World Cup Finals, routing for Messi!!

Davido made Nigeria Music industry very easy for upcoming artists.
He is ready to jump on your song just to get you to the top of the game.

All of us @[/b] can't stop smiling and shaking our as$es to the way he was singing [b]Agege WA o, on the song small Doctor featured him, increasing his fan base in Agege wink wink)

From all of us @[/b] : You are mouthed Davido.



[b]GBAMSOLUTELY!!!
[/quote]Your location? I will like to patronize your BBQ.. Your post indicates you stay in GRA abacha road..
Computers › Re: Good Morning My G, Corei3 500gb HDD 4gb Ram For 70k by captainking(m): 11:51am On Apr 02, 2023
LogicSense29:
Intel core i3
Hdd 500gb
Ram 4gb
WiFi
Bluetooth
Good battery

Amount: Price 70k

WhatsApp and Call 07061608636
Location?
Health › Re: Please Help Im Suffering From This Infection by captainking(m): 7:54am On Mar 21, 2023
xmen4mee:
Help How Can I get treated from this infection and wart, I've taken treatment three times is still not gone yet.

Please help
Apple cider vinegar..
Coconut oil
Garlic..
Neem oil
And lots more..
https://www.health-total.com/skin-disorder/home-remedies-for-warts/
All natural home remedies on this site...

They all work..
Health › Re: I Have Allergic Rhinitis by captainking(m): 12:35pm On Mar 18, 2023
white3663:
No it isn't , it seems to be out of stock, I've had people check for me in neighbouring states , e no dey
E full port Harcourt pharmacies nah.. Not chemist stores o..
Standard pharmacy
Politics › Re: Heavy Voter Apathy In Port Harcourt by captainking(m): 12:34pm On Mar 18, 2023
lightuplightup:
I was shocked, In my polling Unit at Woji Town Hall . OBio Akpor LGA , WARD 6 Unit 3. The turn out was Extremely low at about 9 am. At the same time on the 25th of February, Everywhere was blocked. It was Over Crowded. Turn out today is like 5% of February 25th .

I just voted , while going home , I observed it was same thing in d other polling Units in my Ward.

These are pictures from different polling units in my Ward
That's my Terrain
Health › Re: I Have Allergic Rhinitis by captainking(m): 10:07pm On Mar 17, 2023
white3663:
Please I want information where I can get avamys nasal spray , please help
its in every standard pharmacy..
Crime › Re: BEWARE!!!! Theft At Zenith Bank!!! by captainking(m): 9:17am On Mar 16, 2023
'bro.. This is a small matter.. Stop going to banks to make complains.. Bank branches still send it to hq to treat.. So just do a mail.. Then follow up with a call via customer service. Then. Do inbox them on facebook.. Twitter and instagram.. Inbox only the real zenith.. And also call them out on their page too.. Then go and and buy hollandia and drink.. Lol.
I have had more than 10 failed transactions and got all resolved in less than 5days even at the peak of zenith bank wahala in Dec.. Jan and feb
TV/Movies › Re: Oscars 2023- Full List Of Winners by captainking(m): 12:22pm On Mar 13, 2023
superCleanworks:
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. Excellent movie from start to the last bullet. No need for plenty talk.

Everything Everywhere All at Once - this is definitely not for shallow and unintelligent people. If you watched this movie just once and you understood it then you must have a very high IQ and I would like to be friends with you. Kindly quote me.
The story line and the editing is out of this world. Michelle Yeoh finished everything called acting in this movie.

DON'T LOOK UP - I wonder why this movie was not on the oscars list. It is a complete story of how Nigerians behave even when the truth is right in their face.
We are friends already.. I watched the movie once and understood the whole concept.. Multiple realities with each character in each realities taking different decisions that shaped their lives and 2 persons being able to harness the decisions/skills of all their counterparts in all realities.. Basically.. The movie is about the decisions and plethora of could have been and could have been not across all realities.
Loved the movie..
Health › Re: Please, How Do I Effectively Treat A Toilet Infection? by captainking(m): 8:42pm On Mar 03, 2023
EducatedMind369:
I'm a student, residing in one of my school's hostel, and I tried using the toilet sometime ago. But ever since then, I've been having incessant itching around my genital. I've been to a pharmacy and was given some antibiotics and a fungal cream(mycoten).

I've exhausted the drugs, and I'm still using the cream, but the itching hadn't subsided. I need some recommendations from people who've had toilet infections before, and how they effectively treated theirs.

Nb: I'm a male by the way.
Hydrocortizone cream will stop the itching.. It's 600 naira
Health › Re: I Am Contemplating Suicide Tonight. by captainking(m): 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2023
Antell95:
I'm 26. Graduated with 3rd class in Computer science, no job yet. I develop wordpress websites but for 6mths now. No single client. Its beyond "frustration"
Sorry to say but..
Sense is lacking in you.. So these are all your problems??
No client for 6 months... 3rd class and you want to commit suicide??
If you meet people with problem you will not even talk..
First off.. Why did you grad with a 3rd class in computer science??
Secondly.. What other IT skills do you have asides the computer grad piece of paper you grad with..
Third..how have you made the public aware of your wordpress website dev skills?? What has your effort so far been..

You see...when I see young folks like you just starting life and talking about suicide after a very few challenges.. I laugh..
My bosom friend came out with a pass from unn in 010..he threw away his degree and went to learn programming.. Now he's a big boy.. Lives well.. Drive his own cars and manages a department in his firm.. It took him bout 3 years or a Lil more to get settled into IT.. Even to date.. He still upskills...and you.. Barely a fresh graduate. Talking about suicide.. If you dey close to me.. I go flog you wahlahi..
Life ain't a bed of roses.. No one is gonna hand you the good life... You ought to work for it.. You will fail and experience challenges.. But keep at it...

Basically.. You don't have a problem..

During my days.. When jobs were not forth coming... I had to do Odd jobs such as kpom kpom work,..thats.. Cement mixing, errand jobs.. Bakery work.. Just to meet ends, have money for data and small run abouts in case an opportunity comes.. I will have some change to do the movement involved.. This is me... A 2.1 graduate from unn.. 2.1 that was almost First Class..
So bro.
Crawl before you walk... Then walk before you run.. If you want to run right from just crawling.. Your legs would have not developed enough to carry your entire body for a very long career run.
Step by step...

You got it.
Autos › Re: Save Yourself Tokunbo Money For 2009 Honda Accord. Over Cleanest Ride by captainking(m): 1:28am On Feb 03, 2023
Start the car... Let's check if it has Christmas lights on the instrument cluster
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You’re In Benin, Lagos, Abuja, Ibadan Or PH Can You ? by captainking(m): 11:55am On Jan 27, 2023
KendoRide:
I’m trying to see if anyone around these areas can help me run some errands, I need working contacts of some companies located in those areas.

If you’re stay in any of the locations below and would like to assist me in going to the factory/office and get me their sales department or manager’s contacts.

I’ll pay the TF and also 5k thanks 🙏.


Eleyele Industrial Estate, Ibadan, Oyo
State

Billings Way, Opposite Unilever
PIc, Oregun, Lagos

Textile mill road, off Ogida Market,
Benin city

Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse 2, Abuja

Station road by Azikwe Govt
House, PH
i can do ph for you
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by captainking(m): 5:23pm On Jan 25, 2023
[quote author=Ayodeoba post=120312977][/quote]Bro... That will need to be burnt off.. Or frozen off..
A doctor should help out with that.visit hospital..
Health › Re: I Keep Battling With Malaria � And Typhoid Month On Month by captainking(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24, 2023
Senioreddy:
Good morning
Please can you explain further?
From what I know about the lymph, it produces white blood cells that protects your body against foreign invaders and also transports and removes waste products and abnormal cells from the body.
if the lymph is high or low....it could indicate something else...as to why the malaria keep reoccuring.
Health › Re: I Keep Battling With Malaria � And Typhoid Month On Month by captainking(m): 9:20pm On Jan 23, 2023
Senioreddy:
Dear Nlanders please I need your advice especially the medical professionals.

Since the beginning of the dry season, I've been battling with malaria and typhoid month on month. There's hardly a month I don't go to the clinic and after conducting a test they'll tell me it's malaria and typhoid.

Please what do I do as this is becoming worrisome.
Do a full blood test..
Post the result here.. I wanna check something.. Check your lymph..
Health › Re: Is This A Fake Drug? by captainking(m): 4:03pm On Jan 23, 2023
DearGorgeous:
Op listen to the Pharmacist. I've had similar personal experience in the past. The doctor recommended a drug for me to buy at the hospital's pharmacy (a Federal Government Hospital for that matter).

May God bless that pharmacist. She advised me not to buy the recommended drug. I asked why? She told me it causes kidney failure and liver problems. She said it'll surely cure what I was taking it for, but a bigger problem will arise later. She advised that I google the side effects of the drug when I get home. Seeing her deep care and sincerity, I opted for the alternative drug she introduced to me right at the counter. And I was perfectly ok after taking them.

And through to her words, the side effects were very scary. It's an antibiotic. You can't take it before or after meal. You take it while eating. If you disobey, you face the repercussion immediately. I named it Satanic Drug!
almost all the drugs we take can cause liver or kidney failure
Health › Re: Chronic Gastritis Caused By H.pylori by captainking(m): 5:07pm On Jan 20, 2023
ritze:
Hi guys,

Was diagonsed of chronic gastritis caused by h.pylori in February. I have taken the eradication treatment which is some Antibiotics/PPI.

2 months after, i am still having the symptons.
- Consistent weight loss (so far 16kg)
- Burning in the upper abdomen and on my entire left side of the belly.
- Dizziness, tiredness and the likes
- indigestion/bloating.

I have changed my diets. No alcohol, no spicy food, no beef etc.

Did your stooling pattern also change? and after stooling,,,do you feel like you havent completely passed out the stool?


So i was wondering if anyone in the house ever experienced that?
How did you overcome it?

Pls advice.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Uses Fake Account To Chat Me On Facebook by captainking(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2023
burgermeister:
Calm down bro... Young ladies love to play silly games to "test" their partners, so it's not a new thing. grin

If I were you, I would snap the Facebook account on her phone as evidence and keep it. I would also open my own fake account using one big boy's picture and ask her out promising her money and love. . . Most likely she'll fail the test, then you can let the cat out of the bag so she can see how her game backfired.
Odogwu, you are smart
Politics › Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by captainking(m): 3:20pm On Jan 11, 2023
This is simple,
Sowore will be just like Oshiomole..
When he gets there, he will fade away from all his proposed agenda of cleaning up Nigeria.
My take.
Crime › Re: UNIZIK Student Shot Dead By Armed Robbers While Attempting To Collect Sim Card by captainking(m): 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2023
This is a terrible news.. If he had put his SIM card on password.. He would not have done this..
RIP to him
Food › Re: Burger With Cornflakes Inside: My Experience At An Eatery by captainking(m): 10:38am On Jan 05, 2023
Funkyswagzz:
So yesterday i went out with my girl and her friend(nancy) to have a little fun. It was an amusement park so we paid 750 instead of the usual 500 because of festive season. We had alot of fun playin visual game and taking a lot of pictures. At some point i got so hungry i couldn't hold it so i told them lets go eat so we went to an eatery where we saw alot of crowd. On getting there i and nancy ordered for burger. As i was waiting to get the order my babe and her friend went to buy chicken elsewhere. So basically i bought the burger while nancy bought the chicken for my babe.

As soon as i picked up the burger i noticed something was off so i took a bit lo and behold the burger was tasteless and very dry. I cant even describe the test cos ive never tasted anything like it before. Immediately i told nancy to take it back for them to warm it again but when she came back it was still the same. Even my babes chicken was cold but i had to manage and share it with her.

To my greatest surprise when i opened the burger i saw corn flakes inside i was shocked to my bone marrow. Like ive never in my life witnessed such a scam at the highest level. This was when i realized the reason they dont want to warm the burger cos it will dissolve the corn flakes and it wont look crispy anymore.

Honestly that ruined my day. We spent roughly 5600 for the burger, chicken and drink we bought.
So guys be careful when you want to buy something.
Looks like and sounds like pleasure park phc
Travel › Re: Did You Ever Regretted leaving Lagos For Another State In Nigeria? by captainking(m): 8:14pm On Dec 31, 2022
DenreleDave:
Is ph so cool like dt? I tot dey said pH is chaotic
say what?? Where did you hear this..??
Ph is cool and sane.. Unlike Lagos..
Left Lagos in 2018 and I am happy i did..
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by captainking(m): 4:04pm On Dec 31, 2022
sageb:
Did you do it in PH?
please recommend a good dental clinic.
yes I did..
There are plenty good ones.. But the one I did mine that was so seamlessly and almost painless is at... Ermmm
Whyteville dental clinic.. Stadium road
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by captainking(m): 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2022
Chee59:
I have brittle teeth. And I've removed 4.
So, the 3rd time I was to get my tooth removed. The dentist who was supposed to pull it out gave me injections to numb the site. Very painful stuff. But I don't know if they expired or something, because they didn't numb the pain well before he started.
He started like play like play.
Pull pull,
The pain was mad. I was in agony.
I was shrieking so hard and for so long that one of the women waiting her turn outside had to come and check what's going on.
It was 45 minutes of torture.
Yes, I know how long it took.
Somehow somehow the pain hit a crescendo
My hand connected with the dentist's dick
Egbamiiii grin
I removed my tooth on my B-Day.. May 16th.. The dentist was good.. Did not feel much pain before and after.. The gum healed in record time.
God is great..
Celebrities › Re: My Girlfriend Does Massage With Sex For Men, How I Found Out Broke My Heart by captainking(m): 7:23am On Dec 26, 2022
I experienced similar sometime ago..
I discovered she does happy ending a lot..
I did not tell her when I discovered.. I kept my cool and continued knocking her with CD. When I was tired.. I broke up with her. Mind you. I asked her if she does Hally ending in her job.. She said... Never... That only her boss does that. I kept my cool but investigated secretly..
Run away from women who say they work as masseuse.. They are all hookers
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 10:51pm On Dec 24, 2022
sageb:
My neighbor, I am coming with a big cooler to get your Christmas delicacy.
kosi wahala. I gallant
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 10:41pm On Dec 24, 2022
sageb:
Do you reside around YKC /Woji area?
yea man
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 6:47pm On Dec 24, 2022
JaneYave:
We fit visit u, abi??
yes o...as long as you dey phc
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by captainking(m): 6:04pm On Dec 24, 2022
God will keep providing for us all..
3 native goats bought on Wednesday.
Pic one.. Inside boot.
Pic two.. Inside fire.
Pic three... Inside pot of stew.. Not yet ready.. L grin grin

Crime › Re: by captainking(m): 10:13pm On Dec 23, 2022
Highways:
Not true... If he can provide a receipt signed by the seller then the op has a case.... Apart from that this is hogwash


So as a business man, you expect me to sell my Kaya at 500naira while another one is pricing 1000naira.... Na WA ooo..... Which mkpulummiri are you guys smoking
you know nothing about law bro.. honestly..
Continue on the highway..

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