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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Fellani's Arrival:an Impact On Manchester Uniteds Defensive Midfield. by CaptainPlanet(m): 12:07am On Sep 04, 2013
<b>Fellaini move confirmed</b>
Manchester United is delighted to announce the signing of Belgian midfielderMarouane Fellaini from Everton for an undisclosed fee.
Marouane, 25, from Etterbeek, Belgium, joined Everton in 2008 and has made 163 starts and 10 substitute appearances for the Merseyside club, scoring 32 goals. A full Belgium international, he has 42 caps andseven goals since his international debut in 2007.
Manchester United manager David Moyes said: “I have worked with Marouane for five years and I’m delighted he has decided to join Manchester United. He is a player with great ability and strength and I think he will make a real difference to our squad.”
Marouane Fellaini said: “I am thrilled to sign for Manchester United. I have known the manager for many years now and I have a lot of respect for his way of working. When I wasgiven the opportunity to work with him again, I jumped at the chance. I had a fantastic time at Everton and I’d like to thank all the fans and staff there for everything they have done for me. But being a Manchester United player is something that every player dreams of and I believe that I can make a real contribution to the team’s efforts to win trophies in the future."http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2013/Sep/Marouane-Fellaini-signs-for-Manchester-United.aspx
Sports / TRAGIC!! Micheal Essien Loses Dad.. by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:47pm On Sep 03, 2013
Ghanian And Chelsea FC Midfielder Micheal Essien is mourning the sudden death of his father.
He lost his dad last weekend and went on twitter to announce his death.
He is currently in Ghana, his country to bury his dad. May his soul rest in peace...http://m.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.naij.com%2F46093.html&h=JAQGX4CDD&enc=AZPKKU8pRNUHtxRWMpOop_BDcSBdACeXkgNLzKFfHQMUBtvA73mpuRBwyzHo3pMrQnUHDNrwyNBd0IuF6UBvgRaV-m39d9sqB5jE5W3zX0aodNZ1EzK6_G1qSot05tkb9Vrh0M6ZpeJBwoNBY-wwmSKL&s=1
Health / MYSTERIOUS!!.. Father Of Baby Born Without Limbs..revealed by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:19pm On Sep 03, 2013
A child was born without hangs and legs..#http://naijagossiplevel..com/2012/01/revealed-father-of-baby-born-without.html
Sports / Re: Made In Nigeria Chelsea Wedding by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:23pm On Aug 28, 2013
bigtt76: Who come be dat ManU abi na Arsenal guy der? grin

Na Judas!!!
Religion / Re: Where Pastor Adeboye Got It Wrong by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:50pm On Aug 15, 2013
magkhan: 'God forbid that I should give the Lord something that cost me nothing '...
....dz soundz more lyk 'giving d pastor wat costs yu nufin'...coz a thoroughly luk @ d situations, "THIS SIDE IS FOR THE RICH" sign wuld be imminient..
Science/Technology / Re: Mechanic Creates Lighting Bulbs From Plastic Water Bottles! by CaptainPlanet(m): 3:52pm On Aug 15, 2013
Promhize: He copied it. It was an indian or philippine that invented it, I downloaded d video of an indian that did d samething a while back. Its on youtube, lemme look 4 d link

It's not even something u can use @ nite.
Y r yu even telling me 4 God's sake?
Politics / Re: Buhari - Only Death Will Stop Me From Contesting In 2015 by CaptainPlanet(m): 3:41pm On Aug 15, 2013
Aedes_muskeeto: pls dont let the issue of tribalism eat deep into your brain(that's if u have any).....

I believe in trying something new.
IMHO, they cant be more worse than the leading polilooters party .....

I mean SOMEONE gotta kick that clueless modafawker from aso rock and put this nation on course....
...and yu fink dz swine frm d pit of hell dat destroyed d future of many living and dead Nigerians shud sleep in Aso Rock jst 4 an hour...THINK TWICE BRO
Business / Re: New Naira Notes Ready September Ending – CBN by CaptainPlanet(m): 3:24pm On Aug 15, 2013
omicron: You didnt have to quote all the whole page just to shake your head. Abi you dey learn?
i knw knw o..

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Science/Technology / Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:18pm On Aug 13, 2013
Guez hz mother had s*x wif a cat....*idea wey enta my head*
Science/Technology / Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:16pm On Aug 13, 2013
Yeah tankz....we all knw wat china products can do in yur lyf....*frustrates yu* :-"
Politics / Re: Governor Okorocha Sacks Nkiru Sylvanus (Finally?) by CaptainPlanet(m): 4:30pm On Jul 21, 2013
smiley
Celebrities / Re: Kenyans Tear Down The Newly Crowned Miss Kenya 2013 For Being ‘teethy’ (photos) by CaptainPlanet(m): 6:02am On Jul 20, 2013
:-D;-)...c'mon i can c clumps of bread dia..smiley
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by CaptainPlanet(m): 4:49pm On Jul 17, 2013
Let me borrow the President a few words from the book of Esther 1:1-21.

Let the President just go ahead and banish his wife from the country. This disgrace is too much now

Kilode?;-)


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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by CaptainPlanet(m): 4:38pm On Jul 17, 2013
NOTHING TELLS ME THE KIND OF PERSON JONATHAN IS THAN THE CRASS OF PERSON HIS WIFE IS. THIS WOMAN HAS COMPLETELY DEBASED THE OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY. NO CLASS AT ALL.

??!..datz if dierz a recognised office lyk dat....
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram 2nd-In-command Challenges Shekua On Ceasefire by CaptainPlanet(m): 4:23pm On Jul 17, 2013
Xo na nw wey ur eye open nd u want peace abi....u no folo am wen una kil 'bout 3000 pple wey dia family stil dey mourn...infact F**K U.
Nairaland / General / Re: Made In Nigeria, English by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Top Nollywood Lésbians Of All Times by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:43am On Jun 19, 2013
boring[img]boring[/img]boring
Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Annie Idibia Because She Was Showing Off With Her Daughter[photos] by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:14am On Jun 19, 2013
c dz evil fanz.....thankgod she get fan self......mk una go born una own na!!!!ashawo...c dem....if 2face stil cum,dem go open leg

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Sports / Re: Nnamdi Oduamadi Gets Milan Recall by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:07am On Jun 19, 2013
[quote author=sambos994]
and whoz diz dog
Sports / Re: Nnamdi Oduamadi Gets Milan Recall by CaptainPlanet(m): 1:49am On Jun 19, 2013
mehn...u guyz r punk asses jubilatin ova goalz dat wia scored by mistake....didnt u guyz read tactically d general fatigueness of d eaglez...nd plz tahiti wz jst catchn fun... smh
Celebrities / Re: R.E.V.E.A.L.E.D! How Annie Idibia Allegedly Begged 2face Idibia To Marry Her.... by CaptainPlanet(m): 9:55pm On Jun 12, 2013
Mtscheeew..... Wat if she did beg 2face.........i wish i can beg beyonce 2 jst flash ma phone....

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Jay Z Exchange Hot Kiss With Beyonce On Stage by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:37am On Jun 03, 2013
watz so hot 'bout diz kissdatz a peck nt a kiss....i do it alwayz
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Female Celebrities With & Without Makeup by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:21am On Jun 03, 2013
Some celebs wowo o......jeez :oSome celebs wowo o......jeez
Jokes Etc / Re: This Joke Is New, Latest!!...projan by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:21am On Jun 03, 2013
grin
bin gbagbo: mr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


;Dmr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


bin gbagbo: mr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


;Dmr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


bin gbagbo: mr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


;Dmr and mrs okeke had a visitor, Kwaata.because of this, mr okeke had to share his matrimonial bed with Kwaata the visitor for mrs Okeke to sleep at the hall.NOw in the night, Kwaata left the bedroom on 3 occasions to go and urinate.
early next morning, mrs okeke asked her husband "so do u have to come to the hall thrice to bleep me, even when we had a visitor?" MR Okeke replied loudly " me?" Kwaata who was monitoring got the hint so tiptoed and took to his heels, still errect. mrs okeke fainted.


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