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Politics / Re: Between Kenneth Okonkwo Of LP And Festus Keyamo Of APC Defending Manifesto by CaptainPlanet(m): 1:49pm On Oct 27, 2022
Moh247:
grin


Kenneth Okonkwo that became a lawyer less than 5 years ago

Vs

Festus Keyamo SAN

This is a joke taking took far
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Oga, it's not about being a SAN. It's about whom/what you're defending!.. I bet Festus Keyamo don't even believe in whom he's defending neither does he have the required facts to back up his client's escapades.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Share Your Experience With BEDC by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
new2012:
BEDC is the most useless of them all.. All my interactions with them have been with negative feedback, the staff are terrible, the custome care will even insult you. Learnt the head is a woman who don't give a daam by virtue of her connections with people on high places, they often forget they will leave the position some day either by retirement or even death. God is the greatest!

Even the customer care representative will advise you not to buy voucher online. you're on your own when you buy online, they can change your traffic and refuse to give u valid codes, those guys are iredemably useless

I literally experienced this shït early this morning when I bought with quickteller... I complained bitterly that I haven't seen the token and the CC guy asked why I bought the voucher online??... I was fvckin dumbfounded
Politics / Re: Edwin Clark: Using Southern Oil Money For Exploration In The North Is Fraudulent by CaptainPlanet(m): 5:06am On Aug 17, 2021
yarimo:
Mr clark shaatap nothing like southern money in nigeria. Everything belongs to nigeria and nigerians

What belongs to Peter should never be used to console Paul.. But how will I get this sage words when u're misyarning??

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Politics / Re: Southern Kaduna: We Will Be There For As Long As Is Necessary — NAF by CaptainPlanet(m): 6:12am On Aug 17, 2020
Dear Military, it was long overdue. It totally seemed as though your CIC was complacent in the whole deal along that Short Man Devil (SMD)

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Health / Difficulty With Erection by CaptainPlanet(m): 5:40pm On May 18, 2020
Dear Healthy Nairalanders,

Greetings.

Kindly proffer solutions for one's inability to get aroused sexually even when your partner is present and attractive.

For 3 days now, I have been having difficulty with erection as even during pre-intimacy with my partner, I can't get HARD. This is a very serious issue for me as I have to watch Indecency before I get there.

Kindly assist urgently and ways to ameliorate this..

Best regards
Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by CaptainPlanet(m): 9:11pm On Mar 18, 2020
grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo And Two Ex-Muslim Sisters Baptised As Catholics by CaptainPlanet(m): 5:02am On Nov 20, 2019
SalamRushdie:
And the ladies had to come with their Hijab? The Catholic Church shouldn't have involved itself in such that is capable breaching the peace especially at this time when Muslims are accusing Christians of " stealing and converting their kids". There was no need to announce that Muslim sisters did baptism neither was there any need for them to wear hijab for the photo op


I think its the OP that announced it!!��... shebi they did it at closed door and OP saw need to bring to light!!..

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Thanks Adekunle Gold For Writing One Of His Favourite Songs by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:41pm On Sep 14, 2019
Wailers everywhere!!

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Crime / Re: Chuks Okebata: Police Arrest Killers Of US Army Veteran by CaptainPlanet(m): 6:47pm On Apr 14, 2019
godofuck231:
a soldier without tactical strategy, he was shooting from inside the trunk, I find this hard to believe

My thought exactly..
when i first saw this on FB, i knew this was a cock and bull story...

i said cocck Admin!!
Crime / Re: Chuks Okebata: Police Arrest Killers Of US Army Veteran by CaptainPlanet(m): 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2019
godofuck231:
a soldier without tactical strategy, he was shooting from inside the trunk, I find this hard to believe

My thought exactly..
when i first saw this on FB, i knew this was a cock and bull story...

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Acting IGP Orders Disbandment Of FSARS, Others by CaptainPlanet(m): 1:38pm On Jan 21, 2019
grin grin Thank you Jesus
lemme now do my job in peace!!

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Education / Re: JAMB Registers 300,000 UTME Candidates In One Week by CaptainPlanet(m): 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2019
grin
Make una no go hustle for Ikeja like Emeka my guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: David Beckham Reacts To Solskjaer’s Appointment As Man United Manager by CaptainPlanet(m): 5:00pm On Dec 19, 2018
shocked
Good luck #Ole


PSG''s koboko will fall on you grin grin
Sports / Re: PSG Player, Jese Rodriguez Spends €5k To Eliminate His Ex From Big Brother. Pics by CaptainPlanet(m): 3:28pm On Dec 19, 2018
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Saraki Looking At Buhari During 2019 Budget Presentation by CaptainPlanet(m): 3:25pm On Dec 19, 2018
Sudan2019

You people did not tell me this is how FTC use to be Oooo...

How can she ask me to take her out because I was FTC...

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Given 24 Hours To Follow Back On Instagram By Fan Or.. by CaptainPlanet(m): 1:07pm On Dec 17, 2018
Oya follow am na...

U know where e dey carry you go??

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Crime / Re: Lagos Policemen Respond To Distress Call Two Hours After Robbery by CaptainPlanet(m): 12:56pm On Dec 17, 2018
Robbers go plenty this Xmas Sha..


Make dem no near me ooo...before Ogun go kee them

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Politics / Re: Ex-niger Delta Militants Threaten To Disrupt 2019 Election by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
For una Aboji mind

mtscheew

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Admits She Did A Cosmetic Surgery To Enhance Her Butt (Video) by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:15pm On Oct 20, 2018
Afonja will say
E butt a
if you know you know
Education / Re: See What A Lecturer Of Bida Polytechnic Posted On Facebook by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:11pm On Oct 20, 2018
"The You"

If we check ur certificate now..

Na FSLC u carry dey teach for Uni..SMH

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Poses Topless And Shows Off Her Bare Butt In New Photos by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:09pm On Oct 20, 2018
Lala...its topless ooo
NYSC / Re: 5 NYSC Corpers Kidnapped In Katsina by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:25pm On Apr 19, 2018
50million??...Mumu kidnappers...na from him 19800 he take send 5k to im people....

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Politics / Re: Egbedore LGA Chairman, Osun Empowers Indigene With Television (Photo) by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:36am On Dec 24, 2017
Hehehhehehehehehehehehe...he knows d afonjas are not familiar with technology...

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Religion / Re: Christmas Is An Abomination & A Blasphemous Pegan Festival - Reno Omokri by CaptainPlanet(m): 11:34am On Dec 24, 2017
Reno was making sense until he changed his hairstyle

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Praiz Arrested By Sars Held At Ajah Police Station (pics) by CaptainPlanet(m): 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2017
*SupportSARS*....he shud be arrested..he has not released an album since...haba....

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Career / Re: Hijab & Law School: Muslim NSCIA To Protest, Threatens Legal Battles by CaptainPlanet(m): 2:39pm On Dec 19, 2017
kallmemrB:
hahahahaha....Islam at it again....always fighting on the wrong Side.....Buhari's daughter went to law school there was no prob ...now one useless witch is causing wahala
hahahahaha....Useless witch indeed....like say na she be d first Muslim to go to law school....*Holy Holy*

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Business / Re: Dangote Cement Production Hits 45.8m MT Per Annum by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:27am On Nov 25, 2017
permit:
we need more people to compete with him, the likes of ibeto. His products are becoming too expensive with less quality. I think somewhere at Nkalagu we have enough of the natural materials for making cement.

Nkalagu is long dead and buried..... have you forgotten its in d SE... If twas in d North.. haba... it would have been rehabilitated...... Lobbish Nizooria
Business / Re: Dangote Cement Production Hits 45.8m MT Per Annum by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:02am On Nov 25, 2017
If u r amongst those that just read the headline and commented.... raise ur hand! grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Investigation Of Strange Disease In Jigawa State by CaptainPlanet(m): 9:43am On Nov 10, 2017
Only God can save us from this trending diseases in the country. We can only see an incompetent Ministry of Health....
undecided undecided cry cry
NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2017
stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her

I swear you are a dumb Bleep!!!...U need Vasectomy of the mind sad
stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her

I swear you are a dumb fvck!!!...U need Vasectomy of the mind

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Ihechi Nwankwo, Most Wanted Imo Robber (Photo) by CaptainPlanet(m): 10:52am On Oct 02, 2017
kudos to NPF.... Hope yu all the thieves collecting N50 from transporters on the road...


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