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NARRATOR VOICE: Just behind the great gate of learning before me, mine was the story of the greatest ship captain that never was. A lad filled with dreams that seems far-fetched but the cradles of life always stitch him back to his rags. What will destroy him is still not known but what he will become lies beneath the deep blue. Now, the story begins!!!! (Bass voice) Prelude Gong! Gong!! Gong!!! The sound from the town crier gong woke him to the reality of life. Zion! Zion!! Wake up you lazy cunt. Why sleep thou? Hey Pheobe. I thought you went murdering God's creatures. Hmm! Murdering indeed. Said Pheobe. You sleepeth like thou are dead. Phoebe, please stop Shakespeare's diction. I can't get my head around it. Really! I will employ Pablo in my meeting with the town chief. Then you will have yourself to blame. Said, Zion. Zion, I have come to invite you to the chief ceremony. He's celebrating his heroic feat that history never captured. I gave Pheobe a cynical stare and uttered; according to Nana Ekpo, we were voyagers lost. How can voyagers be lost? They are discoverers. Shaaa, this is one of the numerous questions Nana Ekpo will one day answer. Zion, save me these boring historic folk tales and let's go eat and drink some fresh wine. As I walked barefoot with my childhood friend, I got lost in my thought. The figment of my imagination began to gain relevance and I stopped, gazed at the sea and saw the ship of Poseidon. Look. That's Poseidon. She returns. **Oooh, Poseidon. How great and beautiful are thou. Your strength is unmatched and your captain is fully roped. Your dance on the sea gives nature its chinny glimpse.** Phoebe. Can you stop all this poetic admiration for a ship. Don't tell me you are hating on her. Me, Zion, hate on a wooden ship and it's sailor. Never. Not me. |
Disclaimer: This intellectual missive is not an attempt to dube characters from other books and other persons write up. It is a true story with some made up names. The cover image was gotten online but the content was original. It has never be published anywhere. Expectations: It's runs suspense, envy, romance and a mixture of Nigerianness. Duration: Long but not long. You won't regret following this story of a captain that never was. My Demand: Kindly drop a comment if you are following to enable me connect. Get your bowl of popcorn and a chilled soft drink if not Beer and enjoy this story!
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Give out 10k to 27 persons. Use comment picker to randomly select the lucky ones. |
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Merry Christmas to the most intelligent men ever. I wish you all a bumper celebration. Don't forget me in your merriment. |
What!!!!! That's outrageous. On a second thought, he's worth every penny. |
One day I will give to people as well. |
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Joy cometh. |
God did it through you. |
Really!! |
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Even married people won't have these expenses. Shey you dey whine us ne. ![]() |
Nothing much but with God all things are possible. |
Thank you for the recommendation but please don't ruin my chance of being selected. People might think otherwise. Please I don't think you should pick for the Op. He's decretion and not yours. Thanks. JohnKevwe: |
@officialdj. Business idea: POPCORN PRODUCTION AT THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY SOCIAL CENTER. Feasibility Study: As a current student of a top federal university in the north-central, I found out that my school has no popcorn stand and mostly we have to take a long bus ride to the city to get one. If I could establish one at the social centre, I will make money because the demand can be felt. Targeted Customers: Students, love birds and the school secondary school within. Amenities Needed: A popcorn machine, blower, leather, corn, Butter, and sugar. Cost Breakdown: Second-hand Popcorn machine==> 49,000. Corn===> Per mudu 750*10. Butter===> 320*4. Sugar===> two mudu 2700. Powered milk===> 1700. Total: Note: These prices are based on the current. They might be a hike or a reduction but we know how Nigeria's economy negates the reduction of prices. Profit margin: I will make around 1200 for every one mudu I sell. My Saving pattern: From my profit, I will save a thousand naira and reinvest 200 naira to get another mud. Why I want to get into this business: I want to be able to pay my fees from the proceeds since I don't have anybody sponsoring me. Possible Challenges : 1) my lecture time may hinder me from making sales at noon but I lately found out that most students get popcorn at the fall of the day. So, I will say I am a bit covered. 2) semester breaks: I intend to take my popcorn stand to the main city when we are on break. In conclusion, it will be a dream come for me if I get the funds to start this business. I will just settle in the state and make meaning out of my life. |
OfficialDJ:I will do that right away |
Yet BBC and CNN keep deceiving us that Russia is losing a lot. Trust America at your peril. |
Loneliness kills but don't rush into people's life because you are lonely. You can enjoy the solemness of your solitude if you master the act of creating your me-time. |
What my red oil will do on my old 200 naira note is what I'm thinking about. |
A healthy addiction but please consider your eardrum. |
When life is favourable to you, few people will start thinking others that haven't made it are lazy. But they fail to realize life happens to people. We rise by lifting others up. This is one of the mantra of the rich. |
luluosas:Before I wrote jamb, he told me he will but when I got admission he left me. I paid my fees from the bread factory I do work. |

