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Christianity EtcRe: Ants Do Not Have A Leader, Officer Or Ruler - Proverbs by captainzee4life(m):
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LiteratureRe: The Captain That Never Was. by captainzee4life(op):
NARRATOR VOICE:

Just behind the great gate of learning before me, mine was the story of the greatest ship captain that never was.

A lad filled with dreams that seems far-fetched but the cradles of life always stitch him back to his rags.

What will destroy him is still not known but what he will become lies beneath the deep blue.

Now, the story begins!!!! (Bass voice)

Prelude
Gong! Gong!! Gong!!! The sound from the town crier gong woke him to the reality of life.

Zion! Zion!! Wake up you lazy cunt. Why sleep thou?

Hey Pheobe. I thought you went murdering God's creatures.

Hmm! Murdering indeed. Said Pheobe. You sleepeth like thou are dead.

Phoebe, please stop Shakespeare's diction. I can't get my head around it.

Really! I will employ Pablo in my meeting with the town chief.

Then you will have yourself to blame. Said, Zion.

Zion, I have come to invite you to the chief ceremony. He's celebrating his heroic feat that history never captured.

I gave Pheobe a cynical stare and uttered; according to Nana Ekpo, we were voyagers lost. How can voyagers be lost? They are discoverers. Shaaa, this is one of the numerous questions Nana Ekpo will one day answer.

Zion, save me these boring historic folk tales and let's go eat and drink some fresh wine.

As I walked barefoot with my childhood friend, I got lost in my thought. The figment of my imagination began to gain relevance and I stopped, gazed at the sea and saw the ship of Poseidon.

Look. That's Poseidon. She returns.

**Oooh, Poseidon.
How great and beautiful are thou.
Your strength is unmatched and your captain is fully roped.
Your dance on the sea gives nature its chinny glimpse.**

Phoebe. Can you stop all this poetic admiration for a ship.

Don't tell me you are hating on her.

Me, Zion, hate on a wooden ship and it's sailor. Never. Not me.
LiteratureThe Captain That Never Was. by captainzee4life(op):
Disclaimer: This intellectual missive is not an attempt to dube characters from other books and other persons write up. It is a true story with some made up names. The cover image was gotten online but the content was original. It has never be published anywhere.

Expectations: It's runs suspense, envy, romance and a mixture of Nigerianness.

Duration: Long but not long. You won't regret following this story of a captain that never was.

My Demand: Kindly drop a comment if you are following to enable me connect.

Get your bowl of popcorn and a chilled soft drink if not Beer and enjoy this story!

BusinessRe: CLOSED by captainzee4life(m):
cool
RomanceRe: Money Can Never Buy Love by captainzee4life(m):
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TravelRe: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by captainzee4life(m): 7:43am On Dec 29, 2022
Give out 10k to 27 persons. Use comment picker to randomly select the lucky ones.
FoodRe: Merry Christmas Nairalanders... SHOW YOUR FOOD. What Are You Cooking Today? by captainzee4life(m):
My pic loading.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by captainzee4life(m): 12:17am On Dec 25, 2022
Merry Christmas to the most intelligent men ever. I wish you all a bumper celebration. Don't forget me in your merriment.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Are Preparing A €1 Billion Deal For Kylian Mbappe. by captainzee4life(m): 3:14pm On Dec 22, 2022
What!!!!! That's outrageous. On a second thought, he's worth every penny.
FamilyRe: #### Christmas Giveaway: 5K each For 10 People by captainzee4life(m):
One day I will give to people as well.
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op):
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FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op): 4:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
Joy cometh.
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op):
God did it through you.
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op):
Really!!
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op):
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FamilyRe: How Much Is Your Monthly Expenses? by captainzee4life(m): 9:57am On Dec 09, 2022
Even married people won't have these expenses.

Shey you dey whine us ne. angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Some Ways To Do Good This Christmas Season? by captainzee4life(m):
Nothing much but with God all things are possible.
InvestmentRe: by captainzee4life(m): 10:12pm On Dec 01, 2022
Thank you for the recommendation but please don't ruin my chance of being selected. People might think otherwise. Please I don't think you should pick for the Op. He's decretion and not yours. Thanks.

JohnKevwe:
Going through the business plans, ideas, or suggestions, I think
LIONSABRE
TinubuPikin
Tekahashi
captainzee4life
Should be the first four persons
I made this selection recommendation as a business man and also as a father cry
Congratulations to the winners and I do pray they get selected.
God bless OfficialDj.
InvestmentRe: by captainzee4life(m): 7:49am On Dec 01, 2022
@officialdj.

Business idea: POPCORN PRODUCTION AT THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY SOCIAL CENTER.

Feasibility Study: As a current student of a top federal university in the north-central, I found out that my school has no popcorn stand and mostly we have to take a long bus ride to the city to get one. If I could establish one at the social centre, I will make money because the demand can be felt.

Targeted Customers: Students, love birds and the school secondary school within.

Amenities Needed: A popcorn machine, blower, leather, corn, Butter, and sugar.

Cost Breakdown: Second-hand Popcorn machine==> 49,000. Corn===> Per mudu 750*10. Butter===> 320*4. Sugar===> two mudu 2700. Powered milk===> 1700. Total:
Note: These prices are based on the current. They might be a hike or a reduction but we know how Nigeria's economy negates the reduction of prices.

Profit margin: I will make around 1200 for every one mudu I sell.

My Saving pattern: From my profit, I will save a thousand naira and reinvest 200 naira to get another mud.

Why I want to get into this business: I want to be able to pay my fees from the proceeds since I don't have anybody sponsoring me.


Possible Challenges : 1) my lecture time may hinder me from making sales at noon but I lately found out that most students get popcorn at the fall of the day. So, I will say I am a bit covered.

2) semester breaks: I intend to take my popcorn stand to the main city when we are on break.

In conclusion, it will be a dream come for me if I get the funds to start this business. I will just settle in the state and make meaning out of my life.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by captainzee4life(m): 7:47am On Dec 01, 2022
OfficialDJ:
This thread is being clogged.

Someone should please open a thread, and ya'll should drop your business plans.
I'd have the liberty to choose from now till 10pm today. Good luck.

Thread should be in the investment section
I will do that right away
Foreign AffairsRe: 100,000 Ukrainian Soldiers Have Died In Conflict - EU by captainzee4life(m): 3:30pm On Nov 30, 2022
Yet BBC and CNN keep deceiving us that Russia is losing a lot.

Trust America at your peril.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by captainzee4life(m): 1:22pm On Nov 23, 2022
Loneliness kills but don't rush into people's life because you are lonely.

You can enjoy the solemness of your solitude if you master the act of creating your me-time.
PoliticsRe: New Naira Note: CBN Should Have Engaged Snapchat For Naira Colour - Shehu Sani by captainzee4life(m): 12:59pm On Nov 23, 2022
What my red oil will do on my old 200 naira note is what I'm thinking about.
RomanceRe: I'm Addicted To Earpiece by captainzee4life(m): 12:57pm On Nov 23, 2022
A healthy addiction but please consider your eardrum.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by captainzee4life(m): 8:51am On Nov 20, 2022
When life is favourable to you, few people will start thinking others that haven't made it are lazy. But they fail to realize life happens to people.

We rise by lifting others up. This is one of the mantra of the rich.
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by captainzee4life(op): 3:09pm On Nov 13, 2022
luluosas:
Is he your sponsor for your education, or just assisting? Please be clear
Before I wrote jamb, he told me he will but when I got admission he left me.

I paid my fees from the bread factory I do work.

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