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Career › Re: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by CaptPlanet(m): 8:50am On Feb 11, 2016
Tfuck u mean by "what should u do?"


ummm, resign, sell your stuff and move to swaziland. I hope u take my advice. undecided
Romance › Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by CaptPlanet(m): 8:43am On Feb 11, 2016
kellz0:
You said she came visiting yestaday and she was seeing her periodhuh Thought is only month end they see their period? undecided
Hahaha! Na salary?
Business › Re: Learn How to Make SOAP; Like a Professional For FREE!!! by CaptPlanet(m): 1:31am On Feb 10, 2016
myvision:
Are there no questions?
Interesting thread....
Where is the continuation of the video?
Politics › Re: The Onitsha An Anmbra Man Will Never Show You. by CaptPlanet(m): 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2016
You opened this thread to bash Anambra people (Same Ibos as u) wow! Congratulations! You just won an Oscar ....a round of applause for you! You must be really proud of yourself


And you ( inlandtapian) that went on to post Aba pics.... please someone give him a champions league title! wow! What an achievement! undecided



I hope you guys are fulfilled now. I hope you've attained/surpassed Dangote's achievements.... undecided

You should be ashamed of yourselves.



You want to be taken seriously (biafra) but u can't even get along. grin grin mtcheww
Autos › Re: 05 Toyota Highlander. by CaptPlanet(m): 4:48pm On Feb 09, 2016
How much like this now?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by CaptPlanet(m): 9:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
"that nigger in the stable got a letter from President Abraham Lincoln, the president of the United States of America?


Hahaha"
TV/Movies › Re: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by CaptPlanet(m): 9:15pm On Feb 07, 2016
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”


- Scarface (1983)

Al Pacino is a legend

Edited:



I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.


-Godfather (1973)




See, ya are what ya are in this world. That's either one of two things: Either you're somebody, or you ain't nobody."

‒ Frank Lucas (American Gangster 2007)
TV/Movies › Re: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by CaptPlanet(m): 7:50pm On Feb 07, 2016
"There's an Italian painter, named Carlotti, and he defined beauty. He said it was the summation of the parts working together in such a way that nothing needed to be added, taken away or altered, and that's you. You're beautiful."

-Nicholas Cage in next. (2007)

I remember every word lol good old days.
Romance › Re: Guys,how Do Yhu Initiate S3x When You Are Alone with a Girl? by CaptPlanet(m): 7:05pm On Feb 06, 2016
I superman punch her undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 3) On 6th February 2016 by CaptPlanet(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chubhie


Bro! U dey see Leicester as them thrash city for their turf? Man i'll support for the title till the end of the season. What an uderdog story it'll be.



Then i'll carry my luggages back to cfc for the start of next season when we'll be serious.
Forum Games › Re: Which Direction Is The Bus Travelling? by CaptPlanet(m): 6:27am On Feb 06, 2016
Left.

The passenger door is on the other side
Celebrities › Re: Francis Odega Celebrate Birthday With Cute Photo by CaptPlanet(m): 2:05am On Feb 05, 2016
Happy birthday for reall Mehn shii



Just do me a favour....
Celebrities › Re: Lady Blasts Peter Okoye For Cheating With Another Girl In UK(Pics) by CaptPlanet(m): 2:01am On Feb 05, 2016
Seems like Psquare is about to drop an album/ single


Na their way
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Immigration To Recruit 5,000 Personnel Soon by CaptPlanet(m): 1:55am On Feb 05, 2016
Amunkita dey alert o.

U fit use contacts for that your worky place na top men dey show for there
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by CaptPlanet(m): 1:48am On Feb 05, 2016
Lmao! I was trying to be civil but I couldn't honestly u didn't even help issues. I laughed so hard man.....say na worky e get..lol! it's well bro.


Since it's politicians u work for, smthg good might just pop up one day but before then, keep looking for something better or a biz on the side. God will enlarge ur coast.



On the flip side, ever given comedy gig a thought? You're really funny....
Romance › Re: I'm In A Very Confused State Right Now. Matured Minds Should Pls Help by CaptPlanet(m): 1:24am On Feb 05, 2016
Op,

It's normal to feel the way u do, shows you care.

The thing about us guys and exes is just the sex tbh. He's probably trying to get "some".

Doesn't mean he loves you any less but you need to tell him how you feel. Let him know you're aware of his sneaky moves but don't tell him how, he'll definitely up his game lol..

Let him know u love him and u don't want to share but it doesn't mean u can't live without him.
Romance › Re: My Secretary Have Killed Me. (time To Laugh) by CaptPlanet(m): 12:28am On Feb 05, 2016
Nigerians una no dey try o. Person open thread just to make u guys laugh and this is how u ay him back? It's not good o.


Op, take heart u hear? This life is just aa pot of beans.


cry cry
Nairaland General › Re: How Men Drink Away Their Future by CaptPlanet(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2016
idupaul:
How many duplexes does ur grandad and dad have now
Fatality
Romance › Re: Who Kill It Among This Two Beauty (photo) by CaptPlanet(m): 1:44pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mehn that B be like salad
Politics › Re: Onofiok Luke Kneels Down For Udom Emmanuel's Supreme Court Victory by CaptPlanet(m): 7:58am On Feb 04, 2016
Kassidy4luv:
This small boy ........just from the SUG President of University of Uyo.

To speaker Nigerian youth Council.

Na him be speaker now.
Part of why the state is working....miles ahead in development. young active brains in govt not all those 96 years old politicians....
Politics › Re: Recent Supreme Court Judgements - International Embarrassment by CaptPlanet(m): 7:44am On Feb 04, 2016
Every case at the supreme court was a hit back to back, from Bayelsa to Rivers, from Akwa Ibom to Abia. Pdp ti take over.... tongue

Iyalaya oil money long throats

Egbon Missy Elliot, if u want Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Abia states, you can come and take them.
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2016
chubhiee:
I feel the snatched saw an improved offer from the well packaged Greek snatcher.

The snatcher sure did a lot differently to close the deal in record time... Her skill set is cutting edge for her to land a stubborn player who has elected to be getting the milk free without attempting to buy the cow. Every lady should learn the positives from her and how not to date a player from the snatchee.

I also feel it might take the snatched few years to realise that both the snatchee and snatcher are one and same.

If and only if the snatcher would keep upgrading whatever she did differently to land the snatched, she might probably buy herself 20-30 years before it all implodes. 20-30 years is also a nice deal if you ask me.

LOL! thanks for watching my back Brother!
I get it now, the snatchee has been faltering in front of goal Not that she's a bad striker but the snatched needed a 20 goal a season striker, one that is opportunistic like Inzaghi and Ruud moulded in one.

20-30 years is an amazing deal on the snatchers part cos by then, she must have achieved everything in a marriage.

I pity the snatchee. I pray she finds solace in whatever that can console her and she doesn't give up on potential snatchables. There are loads of eligible ones out there...

But this snatched tho...why is he trying to scupper our chances of getting into elite teams by making the rest of us look like Falcaos?

Modified: I know you're a Drogba grin
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 5:43pm On Feb 03, 2016
chubhiee:
Agreed that the snatchee added sugar to snatcher and snatched naively,I think the snatchee is now all out to poison the garri.

That the snatcher waltz in,stopped a groove of 4years between the snatchee and snatched shows strength of character and walking through with a ring shows the snatcher is a deal clincher---someone I would readily employ businesswise.
Hahahahaha! I swear down bro. It took that snatcher just months to close a deal that the snatchee has been working on for 4 years and counting. Thats commendable on her part. But hold on a minute, does it mean that there's something the snatchee did differently, considering the fact that both the snatcher and the snatchee have been roomates all this while and they practically know themselves well.


The snatched probably saw that 11th wonder in the snatcher, the same that has convinced you to bring her on-board in your business. But fear not my friend, I won't let that happen so she doesn't poison your garri and snatch your clients from you.
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2016
chubhiee:
LOL! Chelsea stand a better chance of finishing 2nd than the snatched and snatcher staying true to themselves. A very faulty foundation to start a family with.... a fling could have been excused.
Lmao....i swear, i've given up hope on top 4 this season.

I tell you bro. It would have been better if it was a fling. They're wrong on all levels. A part of the blame should go to the snatchee too, seriously, why would she make such a naive move? She just carry sugar put for garri for them.

But wait o, she dated the snatched for 4yrs and nothing serious came out of it but immediately the snatcher was introduced to him, they got married asap. Seems like a match made in sneaky heaven to me
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 1:34pm On Feb 03, 2016
mabea:
Nawa o see how people jump into conclusion without hearing the other side of the story. Just read the guy's own side of the story and it's totally different froim what everybody is responding to here
Where is the other side of the story na?


Does the fact that a thief had a hard/difficult childhood make stealing ok?
Romance › Re: Name Something A Woman Can't Go A Week Without by CaptPlanet(m): 1:30pm On Feb 03, 2016
I can name 3

Make up, money and lies
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 1:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
chubhiee:
Chai! our Chelsea have suffered! she can still aim for top 2nd finish. there's always a next season to look forward to. the Friend may have won the battle but the war continues. It's now a life long war till somebody sleeps with the fishes.
Which 2nd place? With the way we dey draw like Iya bola's okro soup? if we see Europa na by His grace.


The guy and the snatcher suits themselves just fine. Both of them are sneaky I won't be surprised if we read a thread 5-7 yrs down the line that a couple gave birth to Ninjas
Romance › Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by CaptPlanet(m): 1:10pm On Feb 03, 2016
chubhiee:
Capo, it's nothing personal, just business.
Lmao...the girl dull herself well. She lost her guard easily. Even CFC won't give up the title defence that easy.... grin

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