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rocgirl:


Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs.



Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/

Ehinmola:
Where is their embassey and how much is the flight ticket? OR is it visa free?
. At last Eritrea here I come.
Freedom! freedom !! freedom!!!

kulobyno:
Wheres their embassy in Nigeria

asha80:
aba not abia..aba is actually as planned if not more planned than owerri but like you said previous governments were just trash

Chubhie:
Me I nor mind if na Gabros Fc. I need to see my guy back in a dugout. I miss him. no homo.

Chubhie:
He's such a professional. Any news on where Jose is heading to?

Oliviaarims:
A girl isn't obliged to continue having sex just because her hymen has been broken.

The events that led to her pregnancy and subsequent abortion with ur friend may have been a mistake.. An experience she probably regrets and never wants to repeat. If u love her, then stay with her, with or without the sex. But if u can't, then pls, let her go.

joliyp:
lol......i have the stuff on my system but dont know how to fund my account

Ioannes:
actually only a low IQ person will be bambozzled by the supposed facts and figures which we all know were written by some yeye analyst in an office in New York, who probably doesn't even know where Nigeria is on the world map.

if she did so well why are there more Nigerian youths unemployed than ever before, so much so that even tanoids and wailers are waiting anxiously for Baba's promise of #5,000 for their jobless ass*?

if she did so well, why are we uncovering monumental corruption in almost every sector of our economy which she obviously mismanaged?

if she did so well where is the money she saved from selling crude oil at $120/barrel for years?

giving express or tacit support for evil is the same as sharing in the evil and its consequences.

joliyp:
lol,is true

joliyp:
i dont know how to play it.

joliyp:
i dont know what you are saying,am sure they will win,money is important

joliyp:
guys too have their own wahala

Obioraaa:
hehe.. I no know.. I just type grave..


when the desirable isn't available, the available becomes the desirable..

noeloge82:
Another pics

Nikkyparadise:
Wats Bi??

Liberty101:
See the guy k leg sef

rhema4u:
kikikiki.

I miss that program. I also miss "I need to know". enjoying the single life sha

rhema4u:
I'm 15years o

rhema4u:
speak out, speak out, speak out for all to hear, speak out, speak out, speak out for Nigeria....

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