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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Caracta(f): 8:21pm On Nov 30, 2014

davide470:
Ohk, I get. Do you want his number?

I know how to get that... tongue

I just want to be sure he is fine.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Caracta(f): 8:14pm On Nov 30, 2014

davide470:
Why Ma'am?

Because I've not seen him in a long time.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Caracta(f): 7:58pm On Nov 30, 2014

I'm looking for three7ty9

Politics › Re: I Regret Not Having A Yoruba As Speaker. Jonathan by Caracta(f): 9:59am On Nov 29, 2014

Regret all you want, you are not getting my vote...not in this life or next.

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Crime › Re: New Method In Which SCAMMERS Defraud Unsuspecting Nigerians by Caracta(f): 11:33pm On Nov 28, 2014

I was called two weeks ago too and the caller kept shouting ACCIDENT ACCIDENT ACCIDENT YEEEEE SEE BLOOD. Told me my mum was involved and needed blood.

I knew it wasn't real because a friend of mine had a similar experience. Besides, I'm not the type that gets worked up over what has not been proven.

I simply told the guy to help me mop some blood at the accident scene.

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Crime › Re: Robbery @ First Bank Ikere Ekiti State. 4 people killed by Caracta(f): 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2014

Hmmm.

It is well.

Family › Re: Why I Keep Avin Crush Fo Older Gals by Caracta(f): 1:39pm On Nov 24, 2014

KanwuliaJara:
You don't have to buy them 'recharge' cards or pay their transportation fares.
You always have a lot of pocket money, for they are employed!
You learn how to phock a woman without using their anus'es'!
They are more emotional stable. . . unlike the so-called younger 'psychodelic stalkers' who are always broke and angry!
The 'breaasts' of an older woman are dangling and easily elongated, READY TO FILL YOUR HAND AND MOUTH. . . not like some immobile, prepubescent, stone mounds or pseudo, engorged, pre-lactating cups of flesh looking like the 'GEORGIA DOME' or the flat, BONY CHEST of some malnourished university student constantly running to hop on 'OKADAS' or trekking like some SUDANESE TUAREG to and from lectures in some 'university concentration camp' in NIGERIA. . . .all in the name of 'lepa' syndrome of poverty!

Finally, the older women smell better(less fissssshy). . . having learned over the years to maintain the decorum of proper PH(poohsie hygiene) . . . . .Even yeast buds are tired of visiting the area and have since relocated elsewhere!

There!
You have it!

Dayuuuum!!!

I'm hurt! sad

Politics › Re: FG Bans Use Of Phones In Prisons by Caracta(f): 12:31am On Nov 24, 2014

Truckpusher:
Hmm........I smell caracta

Family › Re: I Don't Trust My Woman Anymore by Caracta(f): 11:48pm On Nov 23, 2014

Purehuman:
I think you're example is really scary.

Moreover, this girl didn't want me to relate with many of my females friends.

Control! That's a strong weapon.

She's got you in her claws.

I'm sure she monitors your calls too and gets angry when you give any other girl attention.

But she is free to spread her tentacles. Hian. I pray one of her 'boys'- your rivals- won't kill you one day.

Emotional torture and abuse.

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Family › Re: I Don't Trust My Woman Anymore by Caracta(f): 11:36pm On Nov 23, 2014

Finally, I found one! Didn't know we still have men like this o!

Perfectly friend-zoned on a dating level. This is a strong one indeed. Guy, trust me, she don use your brain do roasted corn. After how many times? She has disregarded you and your existence over and over again. You need to sit down and paint the picture of the kind of relationship you want. If this present one doesn't cut it, flee!

Something similar happened to a friend's friend of a friend I know. The guy was shot dead by a rival. He is dead, really dead but the girl is alive and twerking!

So much for love. Ish!

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Family › Re: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by Caracta(f): 7:45pm On Nov 23, 2014

Poems For Review › Re: For Vivianc by Caracta(f): 7:32pm On Nov 23, 2014

Dammit!

Rest on sweetheart. Nairaland misses you.

Rest in peace vivianc, the beautiful one that went away. The beautiful flower that was taken.

Thank you Mynd.

Family › Re: Update:beautiful PICTURES Of The Little Girl Manhandled By A Wicked Nanny by Caracta(f): 11:19am On Nov 23, 2014

Wendy80:
That Maid is from hell. I'm still trying to imagine what else she did to the little girl when she took her inside

She probably gave her another round of beating, made her shower, gave her aspirin, then a deep sleep. Mummy comes back home happy to meet a sleeping daughter....and the circle goes on.

The first househelp we had once pushed my nephew so hard he fell. She practically shoved him against a wall. She thought there was no one watching. That day ehn...I discovered a different side of me.

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Family › Re: Update:beautiful PICTURES Of The Little Girl Manhandled By A Wicked Nanny by Caracta(f): 11:04am On Nov 23, 2014

It's hard to get over. After I saw the video, I made the one in my house watch it over and over again.

So that maid had only worked with them for 26 days? So mean and wicked. What turned her into such beast? What kind of human could possibly carry out such torture on a child?

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 5:34pm On Nov 22, 2014

2legit2qwt:
diapers??

Those are my modeling mates and my pacs still intact **yimu**
I voted already, went for the neutral I think kulboy wins it for me tho

They better be modeling mates. Come show us some bedroom pictures. We need to spice up this competition and show them how things are done. All the contestants are covered up like what I don't understand. cheesy

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 5:30pm On Nov 22, 2014

Oahray:
Jeez! Cara! Where have you been? Missed you... Miss your shell

*blushes in different shades and colours*

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 5:12pm On Nov 22, 2014

2legit2qwt:
@caracta,

Just checked your profile picture. Is that the girl that makes you cheat on me? Seriously? Is it because she is wearing diapers? And where is the six-pack you had three years ago?

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 5:06pm On Nov 22, 2014

FrancisTony:
Everybody doesn't know.

Caracta and Idowu's winner is Chibwike.

Yes o. We don end competition.

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 5:02pm On Nov 22, 2014

2legit2qwt:
@caracta,

Wow! Who do we have here? What brings you to this part of the e-world, dear friend? Finest of them all cheesy

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 4:51pm On Nov 22, 2014

Idowuogbo:
I know right? Blawwdy sellout

Don't mind him.

chibwike is my winner...I don't care what the judges come up with.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 4:22pm On Nov 22, 2014

Oahray!!!

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 4:18pm On Nov 22, 2014

Bibol:
Lailai... Kulboy is too fine to be ignored

*rolls eyes*

Music/Radio › Re: Chaz B Of Rhytm FM Is Dead by Caracta(f): 12:50pm On Nov 22, 2014

‘Listening to Chaz B during our conversation was like
listening to a clergyman, a man of strong moral
conviction and religious beliefs. And you begin to
wonder if he is an ordained priest, and if he is, what is
he doing in broadcasting’

You can say that again. cry

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Music/Radio › Re: Chaz B Of Rhytm FM Is Dead by Caracta(f): 12:47pm On Nov 22, 2014

Damn! Gosh! I don't listen to Radio much but I love listening to him. He has encouraged me many times.

So sad. Really sad.

Rest in Peace Chaz B. Quite shocking.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Caracta(f): 10:14am On Nov 22, 2014

I vote chibwike

cc Teeo

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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by Caracta(f): 11:07pm On Nov 21, 2014

darkman200:
@OP
Please introduce me to one of those female spirits that will be servicing me all the time-Na she go tire now- Bring it on spirit!!!

It's not only about servicing, dear Robot. It's about turning people against you, tormenting you day and night and controlling your entire life.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by Caracta(f): 11:04pm On Nov 21, 2014

Cutehector4u:
i dnt believe in spirit wife... I only believe in demons... Dat possess people.. Am not allowed to mention thr names

Ha! You too? sad

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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by Caracta(f): 10:37pm On Nov 21, 2014

IYANGBALI:
thanks,you can now take it off

Quoting the number has ruined that chance to edit. He can take his off but it would remain in your quote.

@ OP, I followed your diary for a while. Seems you have made up your mind about her. That's what happens when you make a pact with the devil. To break the yoke, you need to deal with it from the root. I'm so afraid for whichever human you sleep with. That's some spiritual connection that's going to be passed around. Yet some people can't keep their legs closed. Smh.

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