StatusSymbol:
This is the most Stupid thread I have come about in a very long time

Says a lot about you and your mindset.

HugeElephant:

1. It's fatherChristmas

2. I don't have a girlfriend

You should know these posts are inspired by critical thinking and depression. It takes a lot of thinking to unfold creation

1. Fatherchristmas? Nice to meet you again bro. Why the female tag?

2. You don’t have a girlfriend means nothing. You can still have sex and masturbate when single. The question was, when was the last time you had sex or masturbated. I need a sincere answer

My kind of thread. But my brain is too dull right now to add something to the discussion.

OP, I have very important questions to ask you and I want genuine answers to the questions.

1. Are you male or female?
2. When was the last time you had sex/masturbated?

Printme1:
Music is powerful and ADDICTIVE.

Secondly, their songs nowadays are always very depressing, deprecating and self focused and I didn't like how these songs make me see the world.

👌

OP, how can I fetch from your well of knowledge? I need two liters

Why are you scared of uploading a full picture of the car.

Can I comment on behalf of my very good and generous neighbor?

Badluckynigga:
2024 brand new zero mileage and bullet proof ain't even up to 500k, guess u just want to show us the pictures of d car and attract views

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What are you scared of?

Tell us first. I don’t want to jump into conclusion.

This happened to me last week. I had a dream where I was putting flowers on a grave. At exactly 8am I got a call my friend passed away. He was down with kidney failure for almost 4 years.

Sorry for your loss!

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I buy condemn engines by the way.
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I think so, because this morning I woke up with an erected dlck. I had to beg it to calm down because it’s Sunday morning. I don’t know what I was thinking while asleep that got it so aggravated and ready to tear my boxers

sukkot:
some would say women being Luna creatures , a woman’s cycle is 27.3 days like the moon. The menstrual cycle is the Luna cycle. So women are Luna beings. From which the name lunatic is derived, so maybe innately women are not created to be stable. It is your job as a righteous man to stabilize them

Do believe the phases of moon have effect on humans?

sukkot:
hmmm the elders are speaking 🤔🙆🏽‍♂️

Another question you should have asked yourself is”

Who told you women want to be happy forever? If a woman told you that and you believed. Sorry bro.

You already answered the question in your post

Self destruct mode can never be eradicated from their nature by an external force

It is naturally, spiritually and mentally impossible for a woman to have all She desires in a man and be happy forever. It was only God that finished creation and saw “it was good and He RESTED”

For a woman, creation and then destruction, continues till She becomes a bitter aunty. I had lots of them while growing up.

https://www.nairaland.com/7645512/wants-make-bet-song#122378341

I created the above topic last year, with full confidence o! The song did not even get nominated by Grammy. A lucky nairalander would have won free 200k.

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You need to be stripped naked and flogged for this post.
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EreluRoz:
Shame on yul Edochie. He wanted to do fake prophecy but God has disgraced him

What did he do?

bluefilm:


What if he's gay?

What if he has erectile distinction

For seun to comment on this post, na front page straight!!

Why raise a TV so high?

You be ostrich?

RepoMan007:
real witches willfully transform, fly, project and oppress others.

Thank you for your input. I was surprised how the man of God came about his claim. A very popular man of God for that matter.

I was listening to a very popular man of God from Nigeria, he mentioned that people that dream of flying are witches and Wizards initiates.

I went on to do more research on the subject. What I found is 99 percent of results that originated outside Nigeria, the western world in particular, gave a whole different meaning to the dream. Which has nothing to do with witchcraft but being longing for freedom above everyday life obstacles. While some even claimed to intentionally do it in lucid dreaming and they enjoy doing it.

What do you think of such dream?

NB. After creating the topic, a thought came to me that the fact Nairaland is a Nigerian site, most of the answers will not be different from the Nigerian pastors claim.

Anyways, let’s hear your opinion.


Who is the mod of this section? Can you move this to the front page please. I need a wider audience to contribute to the topic.

MrCork:



Is she lightskin?

From the reports we gathered, she’s an albino. Very light skin.

triangulation:
If you are ready, you will come out clean

He wants to be triangulating with our sense.

NovusHomo:


If only Nigerians could be this "deep" in providing practical solutions to the country's diverse problems. By the way, jesus was an invention. Based on scientific evidence, jesus was an impossibility.

Everyone has his or her area of specialty! We have people vast in surgery and those in offshore oil rigs. They have no business with providing practical solutions to the countries diverse problems.


I will not argue with you if Jesus was an invention or not. Every culture or society has an invention worthy of emulation. The goal is to provide a practical solution to diverse problems like you said. The number one problem Nigerian youths are having is careless indulgence in sex coupled with drug abuse. When one abuses drugs with no direction, the drugs direct the mind to sex and ill activities. The population of Nigeria is growing faster every day, what is the cause? Careless indulgence in sex. So if Jesus was an invention based on science, isn’t it worthy of emulation to get rid of these society ills?

Calitoscassius:
You can try, and oh! Why was Jeaus not married, if marriages are so important to the man called God, how come his own son (so we read) Jesus wasn't married? God must be a hyporcrite.

Lol! Another great argument you raised!


Jesus had a purpose and the purpose which he fulfilled. Marriage was not part of the purpose. The question you should ask yourself is,

what is your purpose?
Is your purpose to get married and be a householder?
Or is your purpose higher and greater than that of being a householder? If yes, why stain your higher purpose body with fornication? Why indulge in things that will reduce you to a lower animal? A higher purpose being does not get distracted by earthly things that were planted for distraction from the higher purpose. Not even marriage, or something as demeaning as mere sex, flings.

Again, I present to you, the person of Jesus. A human that knew his purpose and did not change the path but to fulfill it for all mankind.

AbuTwins:


Was there a union when Abraham went into Hagar?
Did God punish Abraham for adultery?

But you are not Abraham! Abraham is not you. You might want to say God is partial but this is even more deeper and complicated to explain to a fickle mind.

Would you like me to explain?

Calitoscassius:
God? Which God? Have you ever seen that man unu call God? Who invented marriage? Where did marriage come from? Can you tell me the history of marrage?

You asked really important questions! But will my answers do you any good?

AbuTwins:
I don't know why Christians get married!

Christ no marry na!

How can you be holy when having sex?

Procreation must continue! For it to continue sex must be involved but not out of a union! A union recognized in the sight of God and love.