advanceDNA:
How much be 4 bottles of guinness...??
How much u need??

Dey play

OP close the thread. My guy don answer you.

Uchenna10:
Yes...there was a night I was sleeping with her...I was flogged my masquerades.....she told me that her ex boyfriend sees her spirit hubby back then,that I'm the strong type cos I came from a Christian home.

This reminds of an experience I had in 2020 with a lady I met through hook up. She was a naive girl from akwa ibom that just started the hook up business in Lagos. We met a couple of times before I left Nigeria. One night She was at my place, we was sleeping when I saw a man on white singlet and short walked into my room from the living room, I jumped up from the bed and charged at the man but it was a dream. The girl was lying besides me, She woke up from the way I jumped up and asked me what happened, I told her nothing.

I didn’t tell her about the dream. About a month later, I left Nigeria. It was when I got to my destination that I brought it up. I told her about the night and the dream I had. To my shock, She admitted it was her late father. That She was told her late father is always around her to protect her. I argued it was a lie, that She probably have a spiritual husband. She burst out crying that She don’t know if it’s true. The only thing She knows is, She was told(by a prophet) her late father is always around her to protect her from danger.

I know what I saw that night. Even when I am asleep, my third eye is always open to my surroundings. The fact She even admitted to it is something I cannot explain. Whether it’s her late father or a spiritual husband, I know I saw someone, a man and he badged into my room looking really angry.

I remember I posted the story on Nairaland.

concho:
While she is there planning best way to convince me that it was a actually a female friend she went to see , I’m here planning on how to convince her that I use this stuffs for another experiment outside sex

I will be lying lifeless waiting for her to return

🤣🤣

Did you burst nuts inside those condoms? Omo see what a woman is making you do.

This is not Range Rover Sport

She wan go see man.

Nothing you wan tell me.

Aybiochem:
I thought nairaland was for the intelligent my wrong notion

I see you edited your post.


I am sure you can see Nairaland has different section and food section included.

Why not go to politics and business section and burn your head with intelligent post?

Puff puff

louken:

What type of mistake

There’s a story of a woman that was relaxing in her husbands house on a Saturday morning, She was putting on only wrapper with nothing underneath when suddenly a dlck flew in from the window, shattered the window and landed inside her to-to, with a hard thrust that lasted almost 15 minutes, she was screaming for help but no one was around because her husband had gone to work, sadly the dlck was without a condom to prevent cases as pregnancy, stds etc. Few months later, She got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. Such a tragic story.

If you ask me, I’ll say it was a mistake.
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OgaTheTop2:
Werrey, commot for here

*sprinkles holy water on your head#

Tommydare:
Pure lie. Just talk about yourself. Some people just need assurance. Once they marry, they might start treating their spouse very well.

Nor be only assurance, na assistance. Is it not on this same Nairaland we all keep asking married people;

“didn’t you see all these red flags before getting married to her”


You think a woman that does not spend her money when in a relationship will do it when married? Deh deceive yourself.

mikeapollo:


What doe both of you do for a living?
Spending 400k on just a pair of sneakers that could be stolen or spoilt in the next minute?
She could have used the money to sponsor you for some training and skill acquisition programme that would add more value to you and your life.

We earn money in dollars sir. We both live and work in Canada.

jared007:
Remember Nigerian currency is useless. I was wondering why a shoe should cost 400k until I remembered 400k is equal 400 dollar😅

Designers Shoe can cost as high as $50k

abobote:

If na edo girl, you better marry her or dig your grave

Fortunately she’s not edo.

Flamemignon1:

Nobody should be doing shit to someone they ain't married to whether you are a man or a woman, it's dumb

It’s not about being married or not. Don’t you do things for people around you? Whether relationship or not. You do things for people when you can. If Davido gifts a stranger 2million naira, we all hail him and call him a generous person. Why should you be different?

*sprinkles holy water on thread#

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1Sharon:


I don't care, it's a ridiculous gift for a mere boyfriend.

A gift like this will never make you feel good, it will make you feel emasculated and you know it. Especially if you didn't have a car to begin with.

When Nigerian men long for gifts, it's not one as huge as this.

You are shifting post from the original comment. The comment I engaged Samantha in wasn’t about a “car gift” but expensive gifts. Expensive is subjective.


Anyways, let’s agree I agreed with you. Take it as a gift from me, an expensive one at that.

1Sharon:


I'm not Empress either. I will never buy such a gift for a man I'm just dating.

And before you start, I don't expect such a gift in return either.

Your entitlement is concerning.

Ah, where did the entitlement come in?

Everyone differs. Timaya did it does not mean Muyiwa also did it. Using timaya as an example shows a lot about you and how you see things. Next time try to use people that have a working relationship with no holding back as an example. We have millions of them around us.

porthouse7:
she took it from her other rich boyfriend trust me

Okay, I trust you.

Samantha124:
Even if the marriage fails after 20 years, they would've been husband and wife, not boyfriend and girlfriend.

I will not buy a very expensive gift for a boyfriend and I also do not want him to buy me any expensive gifts when we're just boyfriend and girlfriend... I even told my fiance the same thing.

It's best he uses the money to take me on a baecation so that we can make good memories together and it doesn't have to be abroad because SA already has a lot of beautiful sites to go to for a beacation.

What is the difference between baecation and buying gifts? Isn’t the same money we are talking about here? I was expecting you won’t collect a dime from him until marriage.

1Sharon:


Why the fvck do you want a woman to buy such an expensive for a man when they're only dating?

Even Timaya took his gift back from Empress. Nonsense.

But you are not timaya.

Samantha124:
What's the use of buying a girlfriend or a boyfriend a very expensive gift only for the relationship to fail?


And when we get married, do we get married for love or for expensive gifts?

The thing is, whether we buy gifts or not, what will fail will fail. People spend 20 years in marriage and it still fails. My response to your post was only saying, don’t hold it back if you see something you like to get your man and you have the financial capability to do it.

As to your second question. I can’t answer why people get married.

Samantha124:
I'll do it for him only if I'm financially comfortable and we're married.

And I also don't expect him to buy me an expensive gift when we're still dating... Flowers, his attention, affection and date nights are just fine until we take things to the next level.

If you can’t do it now, you can’t automatically start it in marriage.

The lady I’m currently dating bought me a fendi sneakers worth more than 400k. I’m still in disbelief. I go to my wardrobe everyday to check the shoe to be sure it’s not a dream.

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TheBillyonaire:


Why should anyone abandon drinking and smoking because of sex? Drinking and smoking seems to be more fun than sex imo. The only process that tops it is smoking weed, drinking alcohol and having sex all at the same time.

Correctguy101 what do you think?

Another thing I noticed about drinking and smoking to have sex is, the next day or the next couple of days, your body undergoes repairs and detox phase, if you smoke and drink again during these detox phase to have sex, you’ll notice a huge difference in your body’s energy level.

TheBillyonaire:


Why should anyone abandon drinking and smoking because of sex? Drinking and smoking seems to be more fun than sex imo. The only process that tops it is smoking weed, drinking alcohol and having sex all at the same time.

Correctguy101 what do you think?

I have done this since 2017, but I’m giving it up gradually. Aside the fact it’s not healthy, sex, alcohol and weed is a deadly combo. It causes over-stimulating of the brain. I started learning how to have sex without any stimulant, it’s not so fun and enjoyable anymore but it’s better and even last longer.

drimzsmoke:


Won de ooo!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Why you Dey vex brah?

Cruise777:
Honestly, politics apart, tribalism apart, that man Obi is empty

Bro, I am really disappointed. The only special thing I noticed about him is, he has a voice that appeals to human emotions.

Sorry if this offends anyone here, Peter Obi is not really learned as campaigned. During the interview, he froze several times when he realizes he wasn’t driving any points. He just talks and talks like a rolling ball, rolling into a ditch. He freezes and starts looking up to ascertain if he was actually making sense, I knew it had nothing to do with his internet signal because I saw him blink while looking up and away from the camera. the interviewers kept calling to him and he ignores until they call for a quick break.

Is this the man some people were selling to Nigerians? Tinubu is no better, Atiku is worse but I am really disappointed Obi isn’t any different. Yesterday was actually my first time spending time in front of the TV watching him in an interview.

SyrusdeHansome:


Never

Good. Please keep it up

SyrusdeHansome:
Since 2019 i never knack so it's not a big deal.

Do you masturbate?

Does this look like 2014 to you?

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