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Zonefree:
My only advice is, Don't let your wife stops you from finding the love of your life.

And don’t let the love of your life to stop you from finding a side chick.

tropaz:

Kindly note; A WOMAN WHO CAN GROW LEGALLY MADE 500K IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN WHO HAS 500K. (If you don't understand, then you are a diploma drop out)

Money is not really the most important basis in choosing a LIFE PARTNER... It's called life partner for a reason. Hence, ask YOURSELF;
Is she ready to grow with you?
Is she optimistic or a victimized soul? Kindly not; Victim mentality is mostly a genetic or environmental trait. So, take time to look your partner mama well well, That's whom your wife will become in future. Then, observe her company as well before tying the knot.

Lastly, Never marry a woman who can't pray until something happens (PUSH)... I know you will ignore that and follow yansh. Don't worry, your pastor that wasn't responsible for your choices will waste anointing oil on you when the trouble starts in future.

PS; look at your partner very well and ask yourself; can this person help with the kid's assignments when I'm busy handling contracts?

Let me off the mic 🎙️ here.... ✌️ 🕊️

FOR YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH, PROSPERITY AND SAFETY, NEVER MARRY A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN IN MANY RELATIONSHIPS IN THE PAST, THEY ARE ALWAYS EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.... I TAKE GOD BEG YOU....


free advice from young a married man.... I married at 26, we will be 10 years together very soon....

Come closer lemme give a warm hug and wet kisses for this beautiful comment. Call me homo, it’s fine. The comment is gold.

Zeezeal7:
All I can tell you is, friends are overrated. Most times what they bring is chaos and unnecessary pressures. You've got to be comfortable in being alone, there's power in that. Also value quality over quantity especially when it comes to relationships. I don't have friends too and life seems peaceful. I am 27, done with my first degree and I can say I have just one friend who stays in another state and we haven't seen in 3 years now. My girl stays in another state too and we've not seen in a year too. I haven't snapped a picture, posted anything on any social media or chatted anyone getting to 2 years now. I don't call people and they don't call me except my parents, siblings, guy and girl.
I've been alone my whole life and its been really peaceful and worthwhile. You have to overcome the feeling of getting validation from people, love yourself and those who genuinely love you.

Come lemme hug you so tightly and give you wet kisses for this comment. It’s gold.

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Ojuntana:
I don't understand those of you who are asking Osimhen to go to Chelsea and earn less than he's earning now
Do you mean you're prepared to earn less money than you're earning now in your work?

Everything shouldn’t be about money. If your current work environment isn’t good for you, you can always get a new job even with less pay provided it’s fitting for you and your well being.

Jskelly11:
Try and input 612 and press that orange key.

Thanks. The estate electrician done it for me. 812.

Jskelly11:
Try and input 612 and press that orange key.

Thank bro. The estate electrician fixed it for me. 812 and it worked

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Wainey:
I envy my grandmother that never saw social media.

if you are reading this and you need help to gog out your eye balls, you have come to the right person.

With what these people are turning the internet space to, gogging out your eyes balls is the only solution.

CalabarPikin:
Okay

Thank for that picture. I was expecting to see really rare fruits but these?

How much?

Haakeem:
it seems you are new to nairaland, I can be offline but when I search for stuffs online it might bring me to nairaland, I get what I need from the content and go offline again.
So use you brains to reason not ur àss

Your initial post made it seem like you were never online for the whole time period.

Do you even know what offline means? You were still searching through nairaland and you claimed to be offline. I don’t know what miracle you were expecting after ghost searching for only 4 months

suckprick:
You are the one embarrassing yourself. If he stayed offline for 8 months out of 12 months in a calendar yr. Then that English 'ALMOST' is/was correctly used. English no easy sha, even me sef no too sabi am well. So I understand your ignorance.

April to August is 8 months?

You were active from January to April. How is that almost a year? You did not do maths in school or you don’t know what a year means?

pansophist:
Try to bring your woman to Canada to live with you, or relocate to be with her, in any case, just be together physically.

The idea that a man can get over dirty sexual addictions without a woman is tough. Just like food cures hunger, a woman that you both love each other will go a long way in helping you stop it.

The reason why you don't see many women doing this stuff is because they control sex. Every woman can get sex. Attractive men don't fall into this either because they have women everywhere.

No fap, semen retention, being born again, or undergoing deliverance won't help you. If it were, you wouldn't be here again after many years of struggles.

If you are having real sex from a woman who desires you, and you empty your balls often, the urge to go spend money on some internet prostitute will be appalling.

The secret also is to be attracted to your woman. She should be your type or the proverbial spec. It would help if you found her attractive, it would help you a lot.

Just as men save women, women make men better. For example, a man marrying a slut has taken away her shame, that's how men save women. And women make men better by giving him love, and in your case, tame their lust and save you from exploitation by other women.

How did you acquire all these sense?

No, tell me!!! how did you acquire all these knowledge?

MrToothBrush:
Boss good morning, pplease I need thr loan. But I dnt have to a guarantor but I can give you my NYSC certificate, also I will be able to return the loan under 4 month...
I have to be honest I can't afford to pay the 10% interest as I am struggling with a lot of things and would not want to disappoint you.
But if everything works out well, I can pay 200k with 220000,. Please consider this as a plea.

Morning bro. I am sorry I cannot go against these rules as I have no other way to insure the money or I risk losing both sides. A guarantor is needed as a collateral and assurance of the loan repayment as at when due.

If you can meet these requirements, we can proceed with the loan disbursement right away. Thank you

I can give you 100 to 200k loan for 3months if you are interested. But you’ll need a guarantor. The guarantor must be a govt official. Or works in a reputable Nigerian bank.

You’ll pay 10 percent interest on the loan every month. That is, 200k to repay 260k

100k to repay 130k.

immortalcrown:
How many Nigerians in America have glowing skin?

Also, why don't at least half of the students in the university I mentioned have glowing skin?

Answer these questions if you are proud of your response.

How many Nigerians in America have glowing skin?

Ment??

Naira20:
If you are a non-indigene Buying land in any part of Lagos under this Agbero grab-all government is risky.

Instead go outside Lagos like Ogun state.

Alternatively, instead of buying land invest in ICT and make your money from anywhere.

How do you invest in ICT?

Rhythmah:
I been think say na meat oooo

I swear. The OP sef nor try.

“8gig Assorted Ram”

Who does that?

Manculated:
https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?topic=8180627&post=131423993

I mean how do you feel whenever the thought that you are born from a women body cross your mind.

I mean upon all your ego and all

I have always thought about this and it humbles me somehow.

A recent post by a lady amotolongbo made me put up the topic this night.

If the thought of a woman birthing you humbles you, how would you feel to know that the first man was never birthed by a woman? Who’s hold did he pop out from? Doesn’t that humbles you?

ItisWell22:
Sarcasm I suppose.

Do I look like a joke to you?

ngwaIgbo223:
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Immoral Nigerian who have no place in society spotted.

This one touched me deeply. But after a deep thought I realized even Tinubu that has a place in the society is causing deaths across the country right now while my humble immoral self is only trying to make the poor neglected and rejected old mama’s squirt and scream.

Who is doing better between me and Tinubu?

Sonnobax15:
You are free to go ahead and kill someone's grandma all in the name of lashing.....As for me,I don't do oldies and I will never do them..

You don’t know what you are missing. Try one of these old pvssies and see.


The pvssy has gone through all the stages of grief and relief, na only to enjoy e con deh for.

The way they get wet and dripping sef is on another level. If mama con Dey moan, na da one Dey burst my head. She moans in 60s tunes.

When taking off her clothes, mama go Dey shy, Have you ever seen a 74 years old shy woman?

Sonnobax15:

Shameless young men without taste and habit looking for Sugar mummies to milk

What’s wrong with beating up that aging pvssy back to life?

No man around her age can do the work except youngies. With Kpoli and action bitters for system.

No collateral?

You are there waiting for a yes while she’s waiting for

“So now that you have gotten what you want, what are we now”

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You should approach one of your lecturers. He or She will tell you what to do/take you through the steps to fix this.