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Religion / Re: Who Can Help Me Interpret This Dream. by Carcholce: 9:18am On Jan 07
thesicilian:

Maybe you're in the habit of dating people who have been rejected by others. Except you are very rich that's going to end up exhausting you in terms of time and finances

Ha!!! This one loud!!

Everything you wrote is very true! But there’s a twist to it. It’s deeper than I can easily explain!


To summarize it, “The rejected stone became the cornerstone”
Religion / Re: Who Can Help Me Interpret This Dream. by Carcholce: 8:59am On Jan 07
Circuit3:


Do you know this person physically?

Not at all!
Religion / Who Can Help Me Interpret This Dream. by Carcholce: 8:36am On Jan 07
I had a dream where I saw someone fell and got injured, I helped the person up and cleaned him. In the same dream but in another different scene, I was walking and from afar I saw the same person fall to the ground with even more injuries, people were close by where he fell but they looked and turned their back, I hurried to help him stand on his feet and cleaned his wounds again.

I’m the dream I was even more curious and wondering why no one cared to help him.

What does this dream mean?
Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by Carcholce: 5:27pm On Dec 27, 2023
AishaDant:



Why did you even bother commenting at all?

Attention seeking CLOWN!

God bless you.
Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by Carcholce: 7:25am On Dec 27, 2023
In 2024, one thing I really want to do is to be able to completely avoid threads that has to do with man and woman relationship. I don tire to read these things. Reading posts as these is not helpful to the mind, and if you are not strong minded, it plants hates towards the opposite gender.

OP, sorry for not contributing to help your situation. Happy new year in advance. Extend my greetings to your fiancée!

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Romance / Re: Why Aren't The Christians Saying Anything About... by Carcholce: 10:36pm On Dec 25, 2023
Halimaatz:
no, the joke is on you people.


The joke is on you my dear sister!

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Romance / Re: Why Aren't The Christians Saying Anything About... by Carcholce: 10:07pm On Dec 25, 2023
You are the one reading meanings to the pictures. The person in that picture have no relationship with Christians.


If you are mistaken him for the person of Jesus Christ, the joke is on you.

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Romance / Re: What Car Should I Buy by Carcholce: 12:16am On Dec 14, 2023
2023 Range Rover Sport SVR
2023 Mercedes Benz C43
2023 GLE63s Mercedes Benz

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by Carcholce: 1:50am On Dec 12, 2023
luminouz:
SIMP!!!

[Who in da hell hunts a woman for 5 years? Like is she the only beautiful woman in the world? He paused his life for 5 years and after she had fun with the Chads and Tyrones , now DECIDED to respond to him and say one mumu yes that does not reach her belly.

See the multitude of texts Egbon use his time dey send this girl wey men like me don chop finish I'm sure she will make his life hell in that marriage Men should only go for women with clear interest in them, no beggy beggy for women to consider you.

Damn, simps make me mad!!!

Calm down your tittties bro!

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Romance / Re: Please Help. Am I At Risk? by Carcholce: 11:03am On Dec 05, 2023
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Family / Re: Sui by Carcholce: 7:26am On Nov 30, 2023
Kobojunkie:
No dey blindly rope God into these things abeg! God explained exactly what He meant by "thou shall not kill" when he first established the meaning of that rule. undecided

I will not argue with you, but if what you are saying is right, it means whoever wrote the law does not understand what he wrote. Yes the law came from God, but a man wrote it.

“Thou shall not kill”

To kill is to end a life. The same life that permeates you and others! What is the difference when you kill your self or kill others? It is the same life that you took which God is against! killing your self can directly and directly kill others. Let’s not go deep into this.
Family / Re: Sui by Carcholce: 7:13am On Nov 30, 2023
Kobojunkie:
It is not a crime. undecided

How is it not a crime?

Gods commandments says thou shall not kill.
Family / Re: Sui by Carcholce: 7:04am On Nov 30, 2023
It’s stealing! Stealing what does not belong to you. Stealing is crime punishable by law! Written and unwritten law.

“Thou shall not kill”

It doesn’t say you should not kill others. It says don’t kill anyone. Including yourself. Why take what is not yours?
Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by Carcholce: 5:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
That is for people with conscience. Conscience is very expensive now.

Can you explain this further?

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Family / Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by Carcholce: 9:55am On Nov 25, 2023
Jayboi:
Good day everyone. I have been wondering how married men in diaspora with their wives/family in Nigeria cope when they develop sexual urges. I know women can still try and hold body o but men!
For instance, I know up to ten married men staying in the UAE/Qatar with their families here in Nigeria. Infact they visit just once in a year and make sure their families/wives get the best form of comfort. After, they are off again for months. I don't want to believe they just remain celebate throughout. Or are there Oloshos or prostitutes in the Middle East ?

This is a joke right? grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Relationship Sunnah In Islam ( See Here) by Carcholce: 10:18am On Nov 24, 2023
Akhaz024:


The 'sunnah' refers to the traditions and practices of the Prophet Muhammad, which are believed by Muslims to be a model for them to follow.

Thank you

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Relationship Sunnah In Islam ( See Here) by Carcholce: 9:34am On Nov 24, 2023
What does Sunnah mean?

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Romance / Re: MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important by Carcholce: 10:57pm On Nov 22, 2023
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Family / Re: He That Findeth A Wife...... by Carcholce: 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2023
1TrippleCee:



Very fantastic question

You did not answer the fantastic question. Please bless us with a sermon on how to tap glories from our wives.
Family / Re: He That Findeth A Wife...... by Carcholce: 7:40pm On Nov 22, 2023
1TrippleCee:



You are a prophet you should know. Every woman has untapped encapsulated glory. The problem is most men do not know how to open the glory and the benefit from the tapped glory deposited within. There us a hidden deposited glory that has to be released from a woman and when showered on the man, he will.be truly great.


It doesnt manifest because most men do not know it exists

Some men do not know.how.to.untapp the glory


Some men do not want to put in the work.


This is why most pastors become the beneficiary. They know it, they recognise it, they put in the work

What does a man have to do to tap this glory?
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Carcholce: 11:43am On Nov 22, 2023
Fountainofyouth:


How old are you? You can't be an adult to think like this

Truly kids have invaded nairaland undecided


Sarcasm my sister. Sarcasm!!! You and I know the OP can never do such!
Romance / Re: Christmas Breeze by Carcholce: 7:53am On Nov 21, 2023
The scent!!!

🥺
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Carcholce: 7:47am On Nov 21, 2023
Biisola:
For a marriage to be successful both parties needs to align as one only then will things move smoothly.

The sister in-law of this said oga contributed to this problems this couples are currently dealing with.

You are omitting the real problem. If the sister in law contributed to the problems, who gave the sister in law the leeway?

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Technology Market / Re: Checkout These 5G Gaming Phones With 12GB RAM Memory And Above... by Carcholce: 6:50am On Nov 21, 2023
yemkoguru:

and $1,400 price tag right?

No. It’s. $200
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Carcholce: 6:48am On Nov 21, 2023
bdon123:

Dont ask sister inlaw hubby shit.Quietly claim u taking d child out for hangout n do a DNA test.they only need ur blood/saliva n that of d child to do it.
I hav done DNA twice ..both blood n saliva sometimes 2016 n it came back negative that i wasnt father of d child i was accused.ad of then it cost 70k

I was just being sarcastic with the last part though. I know the OP will not do that.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Carcholce: 3:56am On Nov 21, 2023
deewhydoski:
@Unproudlife., the post is too lengthy try to summarize it. I read it to a certain point and I stopped. Nobody get that previous time to be reading long story. No offense pls


Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Carcholce: 3:26am On Nov 21, 2023
Wahala!!

I am not married but the points I noted from your post is that.

1. Don’t teach women how to fish, give them fish instead. When giving them the fish, make sure it’s only the head and the tail.

2. Most women will hate you if you are nice man. I don’t know where the hate comes from. It seems natural. You have to be cruel to them, always make them remember the wrong things you did instead of the good. They’ll love you more.

3. If your wife pushes you out with her nagging and disrespectful behavior, and you really go out and start cheating/fornicating, it’s a trap. When you fall into the trap, you’ll fall so hard that you’ll lose more than you can ever recover. This is the ultimate test most men fail

4. About your last born. Only God and DNA test knows the answer. Or you can simply approach your sister in law hubby and ask him if he mistakenly slept with your wife. Just be polite with the question.

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Technology Market / Re: Checkout These 5G Gaming Phones With 12GB RAM Memory And Above... by Carcholce: 12:18am On Nov 21, 2023
The new Asus Rog 8 ultimate is coming with 24gig ram!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Useless And Lazy. Claims Sickness Whenever I Ask Her To Work. by Carcholce: 5:48pm On Nov 20, 2023
Bliztzer:


Lol!!

Which boys?

We dey dere when him dey enjoy her juicy snail?
Abeg make everybody carry him load put for head. If him kick am out good, if him come let am stay is all well and good. But e for good make the guy seat her down and talk sense into her.
Her vjay will meant nothing to a man when she is a consistent liability

He said he wants to boot her out, I was only cheering him on. Na only im know waten e eye dey see.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Useless And Lazy. Claims Sickness Whenever I Ask Her To Work. by Carcholce: 5:30pm On Nov 20, 2023
Scientists:


kitten I d knack for more than a year now grin cheesy grin. She even told me to massage Her back when I came back. She's wearing only green pant. She doesn't know say Her time don go.


I will quote you tomorrow morning for update. Nor fall my hand Abeg. Do it for the boys.
Religion / Re: Is This Part Of The Bible A Mistake? by Carcholce: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Yes!

A virgin should remain a virgin and not guilty of fornication/adultety to make the kingdom of God.

And that if a virgin has desires for women, then he should marry rather than sin.

That is the scope of his message.

Thank you for your response.

Another question, does a fornicator that decide to go celibate and do away with the old life qualify for the kingdom of God?

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