₦airaland Forum

Siki355:
she's not even looking healthy

I swear! She looks like an house help

princeade86:
u no get joy at all. must u frustrate with everything? did I ever wrote anything to abuse anybody or why did u decided to display ur stupidity online. u lack home training and ur elders at home are nothing but bitch.

Guy you be fool oooooo

Go use better thing once for your life bros.

princeade86:
my boss, d fone na trash for that kind of money.

Guy shut up. Just say you don't have money to buy it. It is obvious you have never used an LG smartphone before. All there infiniti and techno users self. Poverty is a disease

cosmatika:
I didn't bother reading the long tweet, but this is wat I have to say;
All an average Nigerian lady can offer to a man is just sex.
Just this night I logged into In Messenger, one lady chatted me up, after exchange of pleasantries, she asked me if I wanted hookup? I told her no. She asked me why I'm on the platform if I don't want hookups, I told her I just wanted to make friends, that I'm not interested in sex as I have more productive things to do with my life. She started insulting me that I must be very stingy, that I'm looking for oshofree. I was just imagining, shey na person go marry dis one tomorrow?

Inmesaage is the new sodom and gomorah

LilSfc:
Seriously, i dont place my GF over my mom, Never. But am trying to persuade her

You be fool o. Mummy's bou. Nonsense

Kenyanstar:
Money is good... It doesnt matter how ugly you are as a man, you will end up with a drop dead beauty no matter what.

When the money finish. She will go. Nothing like natural attraction, attracting a woman with money is the same as using bleaching cream to lighten your skin, when the cream finish. You will go back your normal complexion, nothing you can do about it yo.

XhosaNostra:
Is it my papa's fault your beard looks like pubìc hair

Lmao. Kai you get mouth

Lalas247:
baby ....
which kin beard be this ... where is the hair
rub virgin hair fertilizer on your face cause no beard ....

your beard gang membership has been revoked ..try again in 6 months ...

see me rushing to click thread chai...... u dupe me sha

Will virgin hair fertilizer make them grow!

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IamAirforce1:
I feel it's right about time to join the beard gang, so I've gone to see my barber today ... Time to grow them.

I have the facial structure and I hope to get the best desired results in no distant time .

YOU LIKE ?


#WedontThinkfailure
#Beardgang
#Nunugang
#OhweGlobalnow
#PapaJayden

Ohhh bros, why so stupid like this?

Mpanyi:
Which information they wan gather for Nigeria? No valuable information. They have access to all your information already if they want?

I don't blame your ignorance, the average Nigerian is an illetrate.

starofhyperion:
hmmm

You think I'm joking bro? They just want to use it to gather informations on you guys, only the guilable will fall for this crap.

Lmao just to monitor the activities of you Nigerians.

Nope.. They only call me sweet names. I think those ones like me. But I never bother, since I am too bored to care.

thatNUPEboy:
no, from kwara

Una nupe babes fine?

kimbraa:
HBO should try and release the next season of Game Of Thrones. What Saraki did today reminded me of when Tyrione Lannister was smuggled out of the city in a box while his sister lay siege of the city in search of him over king Geofry's death. Difference is, Saraki didn't run into hiding, but outsmarted the president.

You the one on your dp?

LegendaryLover:
bruh do the needful before some dude's 10inches be smashing ur wife...A DICK DON'T KNOW BESTFRIENDS

Hahahahahahahaha @dudes 10 inch smashing your wife, kai the thought of this fit give op heart attack

realmindz:
Following.


Great Egypt, the pride of Africa. No wonder the whites wrote bad things about Africa's pride in their Holy Books just to discredit us. But the wise one knows that Israel had nothing to offer other than fictious tales to make them great, but great works with evidences actually can be found in Africa.

Talk of the great pyramids, pls what has Israel has to offer other than books of lies to make them appear great.

Lol gullible Nigerians who love lies go soon start to attack you here bro

MISEDUCATIONS:
women with huge behind and front usually have loose vagina
and also the more beautiful a girl is the looser will be her vagina. fat women usually have small and tight vaginas. so do disabled girls.

personally give me a very tall slender woman with a big ass and no breasts and im good. i find flat chested females attractive.

My G I dunno why slender women makes met go gaga. They look sooo hot � all that skinny is sexy.

Fela

post=69331173:
Sometimes we love who doesn't love us and ignore who is dying to have us.
Irony of life.

Speaking from current experience ba

sigiyaya:
Sometimes i don't understand Nairaland; how can we be discussing about kisses when Buhari is still in Aso Rock villa

Bro how you want make we do am? Make we go Aso rock go chase am out? What do you suggest

Now this some good Shakespeare shit.

Bruh, I gotta hand it over to you man.

I love your novel.

Chuddy and the empress of seduction

Lmao

CAPSLOCKED:

ALEXANDER, YOUR SON.

Lwkmd here oooo, lmao bruh I'm dead

decatalyst:
A hoe with a profession

Exactly, lmao

Shortyy:
Nice outfit. But why exactly is she being celebrated??
Mehn! See our ETF. Sometimes I feel like going back to school.

My dear you can still go back to school, no one asked you to drop out.

More like treat your public parts. Most be whoring around it ain't even private no more.

jboy73:
What if they were looking at your Big head, or K-leg or Black Igbo lips or bow leg or monkey nose or Ugly face and smiling because they look funny which is why they haven't approached you yet.

As for me, I'm not the finest, but the baddest... I get unlimited pussies for free because I understand the body languages and actions of the hoes.. So therefore I get hit on by body languages approach from ladies everyday that leads to _fuck.

Uhmmmm

I don't like casual Bleep. But thanks.

I dunno. Just feel like thunder should strike something

Thunder kill all the boredom in the world, how can someone be bored of s
Everything in the world, na WA ooo

Anything interesting to spice of the evening here..?

Doxi:
Hustle no dey pay...client no show...guy don broke...girlfriend dey ask for money...admission no gain...suicide is next

Lol hustle they pay. You just not hustling right and you ain't gat the right tools. Even me when stop hustle since 2015 still they show some of my friends what's up and them they pick well.

But yo. Yahoo kinda boring lately. I stopped cause I got bored of putting the same old come and marry shit. Bleep ain't no one gonna sit all day telling someone I'm an engineer working offshore or that daughter be sick. That shid is boring, honestly.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Always bored

Na so I see am o

BanigoCharlesP:
Lol... Thought it was only me

Lol nor mind them jawe. Na so their life be. Always thinking they deserve everything.

Even when you they date them, them go they wait for you most of the time to imitate conversations either by calling or texting them.

I tell my ex babe, you go reach menupause if you continue to expect say na me go they hit you up every time.

Nonsense

If you mean by ladies. They only stare at me like they want to eat me but some of them never really made and special move, they just look at me and smile me know say they want my attention but I just ignore. If you cannot come and tell me you like me and you want to do corner corner. Aunty. You will die there.