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nadia_SA: I stay with her carius please don't talk what u don't know..

aight i get u...she's ur friend,i knw she's not that bad..you're making it sound like she's d devil..

Monicasque: u will child. Don't worry. Just stay away from her. Do not pick a fight with her or say something nasty just quetly stay away. u will be fine

wetin she do her?she snatch her husband ni?i bet she never even called her friend to check on how she's progressing with d assignment...her own na to rush go submit!mtcchheeew..

na dis kind pple i dey use chop during uni days...they can never bring themselves to do assignments.unfortunately for this one her friend I.Q no reach to do the assignment dats why she's so pissed...well next time do ur assignment by urself or make friends of pple smarter than u...and quit sulking like a kid.make sure to embrace ur wonderful friend when next u see her cos she taught u one of lifes most important lessons..

Efemena_xy: Kulyie, abeg let's call a spade a spade jare.

Just because her 'Sister Mary' moves worked for her pre-marriage doesn't mean they'll work for her post-marriage. Just because he was honourable enough to hold off his physical needs pre-marriage doesn't mean she has to se.x starve him of his conjugal rights and term it "r@pe".

S.ex can be as enjoyable as you want it to be. She needs a knock on the head to sit up and learn fast jor. From the sound of it, she's the type that believes s.ex is purely for procreation and not for enjoyment. What full blooded man will want to live with that?

I think it's sweet that her man even rushes home from work to be with her. Yet she complains! This is way many men say we women don't know what we want. She needs to see a shrink to help rid her of her inhibitions and belief that s.ex is wrong. Body nor be wood.

Always on point...

one thing is certain;ASUU is selfish,d fed. Govt is selfish...ASUU is looking out for themselves,d govt is looking out for themselves too..who exactly is looking out for the nigerian students??

CFCfan: Bloody hell, I can donate half a glass of se.men for N250,000.

Mehn,dis guy which kind big eye be dis?your eye dey chook ooh!well ladies,am a very considerate guy ,i'd gladly give a full glass of this very precious fluid free of charge.but,ur gonna attend night vigil in my house,cos 9ja is being besieged by the forces of darkness

jay bee: Happy birthday carius
LLNP

thanks bro!wish u da best in ur endeavours.have a blast...

mehn...so i get birthday mates for here!

Two junkheads...this is what u get for smoking shyte.if its too heavy for your brain QUIT!my heart goes out to d young kid they left behind.

don't worry.most guys go through similar experiences before they learn.All these would help harden ur heart when dealing with d daughters of Eve...meanwhile SEARCH FOR tai2's thread and read up,it would help u a lot.

D lawd knws i tried;dis thing na real textbook...

Chidera Favour: This is very serious, but have you ever bothered to know why your late mum warned that none of you should get married to Imo people? I think that there must be a good reason for that...

Please,pray tell us the good reasons?am beginning to think you're the one that needs help...

hehehehehe....talk about mixing oil and water.However,I've noticed that the older the lady is,the more romantic she tends to be;or at least she understands that a man also needs to be loved and cared for.
But don't get your hopes up.Majority of them are wired to give their men boxers and singlets only...if the girl is between the ages of 18-22,even to call you na war.she'd rather prefer to run down your battery with flashing.thank Gawd i don't do such gals no more...
Note:there are exceptions to this.

Mynd_44...who knows the whereabouts of this guy;wanna hear his take on this.

babyosisi: Now a man of God appears!!
What you have desired is of God nna a
May you get your heart's desire IJMN

A big "AMEN" to that...

biolabee: Amin to you on that
Some posters on this forum, if they really are half of their online personas will have splendid qualities as a helpmate




But in the old days..it was a sin to be poor

Have you read the lion and the jewel or Dvaid vs Uriah:The Bathsheba Chronicles

Spot on!the main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing...poverty na curse.Everyman should endeavour to get boxed up with the benjamins before taking the leap.

biolabee: Erm ... Erm .. I caant fit but I can recommend a customisable wifey

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2171364/Miku-girlfriend-Lonely-gamer-creates-virtual-girlfriend-reacts-stroke-cuddle-resists-advances.html

The days of yore when a man could legitimately chance the wife of a man he was richer than are gone

Look foward or to the virtual realm for ya own

;Dthis guy no go kill me with laugh...the good book says we shouldn't covet another man's wife;ain't going against that.Just praying for their attributes in a wife..DAZ ALL

baby_123: I don't like surprises. Not even in gift form. When he cannot stand again, we will find medical solution. Afterall viagra is there. There are some men that cum from smooching or stroking alone. Abeg, let me not piss on all this scripture here jare. They did a good job educating the up and coming. However, that was not the question. The thread got derailed and carried away. Abeg, let me go and research new styles. Maybe na to hang from ceiling next. Shey na virginity go keep the marriage? Abeg, leave matter for mathias.

Damn it!!and to think i forgot to add you in my prayers.Lemme build up my faith for more prayers...

biolabee: Carius carius carius. How many times did I call you

Choi choi.. Other people's squeezes

My bro please join your faith with mine...cos i prayed with faith,i believe Oluwa would answer me.

Efemena_xy: It's called 'sin'. Abi?

Therein lies my confusion...

I've come to realize that Nigeria's problem contrary to widely held views is not corruption,but hypocrisy.The day we as Nigerians decide to put away hypocrisy,then,we would be on the path to becoming the envy of the world...meanwhile lemme pray "Dear lord,i ask that you gimme a woman who will be able to satisfy my extremely high intimate cravings,let your angels drive away from before my sight those ladies with low intimate drives and those who are frigid in bed or dislike intimacy for reasons best known to them.I ask for a lady who is open to experimentation;who wouldn't mind me taking her on the stairs,in the kitchen,at the balcony etc.Forgive me lord for falling in lustlove with Efemena xy,another guy's squeeze.May my wife have her common-sense and the common-sense of women like Babyosisi,greatgod and chaircover...AMEN"

Please I'm a bit confused here.WHAT IS MARRIAGE?is it when u gather some people together and proclaim your love for your spouse?Now,lets imagine a situation whereby a male and a female who happened to be the only survivors in a shipwreck washed up on an island with no inhabitants.If these individuals start copulating,what name do we tag it??am curious

HotNaijaBabe: Hmmmn...we pray that future fathers learn to be better than the fathers we see now. No one prays for a broken home...The change must start with our generation. Men should learn to stick with their family, no matter. Children deserve to have a functional father and a mother. That's all.

yeah...we are also praying that future mothers learn to be better than the mothers we see now...fathers aren't having it easy either.they tolerate and overlook a lot of poo from their wives.Girls should also learn how to support and encourage their men.Build him up instead of tearing him down.I've seen some homes were the mother turns the kids against their Dad;not good i tell ya...

missmishel: @carius, why cant u be real to urselve? pls come here and tell us all those good qualities u acknowlege more about ur dad. are u a good father urselve? will u pray for ur daughter to marry a man like u?

I think you need to go through my post again.The summary of it all is that human beings are basically the same.we all have our good and bad sides.
Are you trying to tell me that your Dad has no good qualities whatsoever and yet your mum chose him to spend the rest of her life with??or was she bulldozed into a corner and compelled to sign the dotted lines??you rarely see/hear guys denigrating their mothers.That doesn't mean they're all saints.we've come to realize that we all are flawed.so,the catch is to choose the person whose baggage you can live with while trying to help the person be the best they can be for you...shikena!

@hotnaijababe;nothing has changed.its just that girls would rather prefer to live in fantasy land than to face reality.unlike we guys;we know that every human has his or her flaws.thus,when selecting a mate we try our best to go for a female with the least bagage whose flaws we can tolerate.if u doubt me just wait until 20yrs later,then repeat this same question to the daughters of this team ''I WILL NOT MARRY A MAN LIKE MY FATHER''ladies...you will discover that the outcome will be the same.thus validating my assertion.Do ladies consistently pick the wrong men?of course not!they just have this strong affinity to LALALAND....''DAZ ALL''

Girls living in lalaland.Damn it!are your Dads this bad?

ITbomb: One week and thinking of marriage?
The guy must have honey in his mouth n a fat wallet.
Have u seen him angry before ?
Have u seen his reactions when u greet ur male friends.
Do u know his friends and where he hangs out when u r not around.
What is his spirituality
Do u know his parents or background
Do u know about his past relationship.
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Do u know if he thinks that u r the girl of his dreams or just another girl that he has use his charm and money to sleep with.
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Just a week?
* I hate spoiling games for players. Do unto others . . . . *

Damn!did u have to let d cat outta d bag?

Pls,send to Wolfgangcarius@yahoo.co.uk thanks

ok.....we don hear!

Danfo: OP,

Having examined all your comments thus far, I can tell you from John Street that she was not prepared to stop the infidelity, if not that you found out unexpectedly.

The implication of the above statement is that SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN under permitting circumstances.Take it or leave it alone.

The call is definitely yours bro... but know that if she stays SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN.

EXACTLY!!!the knowledge of this is what is eating d op up.she felt no remorse then,she's feeling no remorse now...her cover has been blown that's why she's acting up;and the op knows this.This wasn't a one off thing,she's neck deep in the act.the op is a kind man,God knows I would've suffocated her with d pillow in her sleep and raise alarm in d morning of how my wife isn't breathing...

I find it funny that people are advicing d op to seek God's face;mehn,if na me I would be seeking God's koboko or better still his cutlass...can't stomach this!

Kentucky fried chicken(KFC)was started by colonel sanders in his sixties;so,what does that make him @ 40?op u forgot that "it is not of him that willeth nor of him that runneth but of God who sheweth mercy"neva allow urself to be held down by the limitations of another person's thinking...we are not all running the same race.urs is unique!