₦airaland Forum

JustGood:
White people will divorce as soon as they are looking to have some more sexual escapades.

divorce makes more sense than infidelity.

Having mistresses is the norm which is even worse than polygamy.

word!

[quote author=ochi-aha link=topic=170223.msg2803629#msg2803629 date=1221477417]The mind is a terrible thing to waste- Anon.

The total lack of seriousness and a debauched (sexual wantoness) lifestyle remains some of our greatest problems.[/quote]LMAO. But you're kinda right, you know.

@ thread

over 130 pages and the guy no meet iice!!
haba, iice.

monkey bride, monkey groom

Affalatus:
HIV does not kill as fast and as horribly as cancer or undetected hepatittis. I once dated a HIV + lady though i did not know she was positive at the time we made love nothing in between no CONDOM Nothing once she told me she had taken i asked her to keep it she refused being richer than myself she procured an abortion God forbid she marry this pauper she was only using to pleasure herself one sunday after i had started to try to end the relationship i saw a dark angel in my room ( I did not go to church i felt guilty i had been fornicating and murder had just been introduced to the list of sins) The demon taunted me about HIV i started praying and crying i psyched the lady into taking a HIV test or no more sugar She went and called me on the phone and started crying that she was positive i encouraged her that it was not a big deal ( I have a few friends who have confided in me about their status) She almost committed suicide but i stopped her i even had to continue sleeping with her at a point to calm but with a condom all this time i was not sure of my own status Thats a year and three months ago Glory be to God am no longer on the sex list oh i tested negative even till now believe it or not. God loves the young man and my friend she will always be dear to me i actually considered marrying HIV or no HIV but things somehow did not work we still love one another but no more humpty for her or for anybody at all if you like fine like sun if i were + i would call on God and study the Virus after Syphillis was once and in some cases a killer HIV is still kinder than a lot of diseases.

SCARY!

tombola:
You fool, you are one of those who thinks everyone is bitter to those outside the country, because they couldnt get a visa, thats what they always say.

Ok, wiseman. what's the cause of your own bitterness?

tombola:
To make that to happen, I will first put a ban on all diasporic Nigerians from coming to Nigeria, anyone who has gone to adopt another countries citizineship will be banned from coming to Nigeria and if they come, will have their heads shaved and marked with red paint, to identify them as the enemies of Nigeria, I will make sure they don't even come to Nigeria again. They are the main cause of the countries problem.

expatiate, please. It may dilute the glaring bitterness and ignorance in your comments.

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=170112.msg2803246#msg2803246 date=1221472280]im dey talk about vegetation wey dey OTTA farm!! [/quote]hehehe. Otta farm. polygamy. okay, i get the connection

NIGERIANZ arent good, we r da best
NIGERIANZ arent cute, we r sooooo fuckin BANGIN!!!,
NIGERIANZ don't just kiss, we make out
NIGERIANZ don't play, we f*ck
NIGERIANZ don't relax, we chill
NIGERIANZ don't dance, we grind
NIGERIANZ don't talk bad, we talk dirty
NIGERIANZ lips arent just hot, their da lips u wish u could kiss.
NIGERIANZ don't just do it, we do it best
NIGERIANZ are da people u could ALWAYS trust
NIGERIANZ r da bestest dancers
(if u want to kno how we dance den u come 2 our bangin azz partiez!!!)
NIGERIANZ arent nice, we r sweet
NIGERIANZ arent just friends, we r lovers
NIGERIANZ arent cool, we r awesome
NIGERIANZ r sexy
NIGERIANZ were blessed when we were born because now were proud to tell everybody that we r 100% NIGERIANZ
NIGERIANZ, there arent enough words that could explain how n who

Ah, now i get the cause of our problems. All we do is dance and screw. Get serious, this is so stupid.

paulipopo:
I will explain the motive behind this course in the concluding commentary.

Don't tell me you were one of these terribly unholy men of god (yes, small "g" for the god of money)!

For the sake of all I will drop name calling From now on and concentrate on mentioning related issues with those whose names I ought to call.

The discerning eye already knows who these fake pastors are. I wholly agree with all your nominees. Them fake die.

Let us see a credible example of this: in the words of Christ Embassy “The beauty of this kind of partnership is that its reward is not only in heaven but right here on earth. Firstly, the partner is a partaker of the anointing and grace upon the Man of God and this anointing causes him to experience the same results in life and ministry as Pastor Chris.

Partnering with Rhapsody of Realities also secures the life of the partner against poverty, sickness, disease, failure, death and infirmities because he is a provider of salvation, deliverance, and hope to the lives of others.”

http://www.rhapsodyofrealities.org/home/rorpartnership.htm

Oh my God!

exactly how stupid are these blind followers?

62 views, no replies. Okay, i get it. no parallels

ohaechesi:
Then why would't a naija man subject her girl or wife to his desired if he is made? The truth must be told, the naija women should vegetate, i meant no disdain.

vegetate ke? what are you talking about?

Who hold una not to follow men from other countries sef?

i wonder o. That's how me i solved my problem

JustGood:
thanks carmel. I get annoyed when they associate every evil witn NIGERIAN men rather than say it is men generally

u're welcome, my brother.

yes, i think Richyblack is ok. i don't know much about his politics but i agree with his views on the sarcasm thread. The list on this thread no be am at all!

Ah Nigerians! We do have short memories. Una patriotic O!

I must say i'm impressed that a thread like this would still attract any attention when we all know that the Justice system in this country is DEAD. Find them all guilty, so what? which Nigerian public figure ever served a jail term on corruption charges? Abeg, conserve your energy for a more realistic thread, my compatriots.

@ poster
The article you quoted said islamic value.

Are you saying everyone in Nigeria is a moslem?
Less than half are moslems

@agaba123. what the article said was:

The [b]traditional [/b]and Islamic systems of polygamy flourish within every social class.

and yes, our traditional system supports polygamy and so you'll find even pastors having more than one wife.

@topic
I honestly don't find anything false in the article. no, not one. The thing is, the same rules (with the possible exceptions of polygamy, inheritance  and thirst for a male child) apply in the US, Brazil (yes, Brazil), the UK and all over the world. Watch any random Dr. Phil or Oprah for details. Worse still, the average whiteman seems to have a drinking problem as well

Women abroad simply learnt to speak out and so things are beginning to change for them. Nigerian women should do the same.

Bottom line, if you don't stand up for yourself as a woman (or even a man), you'll get what you deserve!

@ poster

GET SERIOUS!

engineerd:
it is not only possible, but it will come to pass

yes, right after the bloody revolution i've been advocating.

@CGKING
Go and see the kind of pastors we are all insecure from:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14388.32.html

my fingernails. natural real white tips. natural french manicure

@naomjit

abeg how do i get a copy, jare my sister?

@CGKING

define insecurity.

10ce

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=168838.msg2769992#msg2769992 date=1220870228]@Poster

wetin be this?!

who go wear all this thing wey u pack full for basket?[/quote]


@obodo5

i love them. prices?

old, dry, boring, stale, overflogged, not-funny joke. lose the Nafdac number quip too. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and na u go tell us to send in jokes?

Seun, please TOTALLY BAN poster.

how u dey?

Imagine a Nigeria where:
1. There is light 24 hours of a day, 7 days of a week and 365 days of a year, and if by any chance the light has to go off, there is prior notice and apologies is sent as well and wont be off more than few minutes.
2. The roads are great and there no more a death traps.
3. Medical institutions are top of te lines.
4. Security is great, and you could just park your car and wont have to pray and fast that the ride wont be stolen.
5. There is safe and drinkable water at every home
6. There are affordable houses and home for 80% of the populations, because it is not possible to have 100% of the populations.
7. Affordable education for more than just few.
8. Unemployment rate of less than 10%
9. Fair distribution of the national wealth.
10. Good facility for growth and start up of a business

What and what can we all do to make this happen?

I thought these are already in place in Nigeria

@ favcom
huh?

the topic reads "free airtime for life" but the body of the article is more like "etisalat number for life"

Any parallels?

Granted, 70 million people visit FB everyday and Zucks is worth some $1.5bn (world's youngest billionaire at 24). But Seun try na

chamotex:
where AKAMU dey enter?

answer that for yourself then tell me who "owns" the child. My point which u missed in my last post is: IT TAKES TWO.

why are people still wasting their time "giving advice" when madam poster here has been shown up as a fraudster?

@cyriluzo
thank u, jare. i didn't even bother to post b4 now because the whole thing sounded too preposterous.