₦airaland Forum

Emad:
so who are we lloking at there? shasha or Beyonce?

@emad

LOL it's sasha. I think this one looks calm enough. got to be Beyonce

she all that and more

@pafun

wia u dey? Abeg bring more pikshos jare!

femiify:
i wish i can really express my anger and bitterness for people to see.

You just did!

abujabooks:
@tara85,

If u r a christian, go on a 3 day fast.

Pray violently and d bible says, what d Lord has joined together let no man put asunder.

The girl may have put black magic on him.

Get a prayer book by Dr Olukoya called "prayer rain".

Ask God what His will is.

LOL LOL juju don enter the matter?

Let's make that fasting 40 days and 40 nights

spikedcylinder:
That middle one is fine o. Who has his number?

@spiked

na lie. _{e resemble urhobo man!}

And they both lived happily ever after

@chrisbenogor

I don't really get your meaning. I thought you were an atheist?

@ ~Lady~

eeya. I truly feel sorry for you. I honestly feel like i'm harrassing you now, so this is my last post. i promise. your replies have been (mercifully) reduced to whimpering pointless midgets. You seem to be getting off about my education now too. Good for you.
I think YOU urgently need to see a psychiatrist (assuming you are not seeing one already). It's an emergency. I repeat, i never asked you to leave RCC. If for no other reason, as a Roman Catholic apologist you are doing a very good job showing every sane person why they should run away from your "lying" set-up.

Shalom

@chrisbenogor
Faulty arithmetic. 99.99 + 0.003 = ?

The contestants dress and look like slaves. No talent, no attitude.
I still can't believe that it is MTN-sponsored. so classless. MTN can't provide a decent wardrobe for contestants?
Reality shows thrive on visual candy and captivating tasks. Nothing like that in Project Fame.

what language is PARATRUPPE speaking?

MrCrackles:
i can't tell yet

why?

because i am not fucking married!!

ssshhh crackles, no cursing. stay calm. i already told you that i'll get you Kim (your only complaint was the butt pads!)
I'll talk to Pa Kardasian asap ok.

ikeyman00:
_{2 many olochi intruder in here}

olochi?

@lucabrasi

Spot On!
Those are the points i've been making since my 1st comment on this thread.
what makes the Niger bridge a more important FG priority than other decaying infrastructure? Do you know the sad condition of our hospitals and clinics? do you guys know that Nigeria has one of the highest maternal mortality rates IN THE WORLD? Light and water wahala na old news.

Why should we all get dressed in ashes and sack clothes because Niger bridge wan fall? Is it only Igbos that use the bridge, i ask again. If it's so important to the Igbos, maybe Peter Obi should get working like Fashola did on the Third Mainland Bridge. It's about time intending Biafrans prove to us they can be truly independent, anyway.

These Igbo apologists act like the situation is posh in EVERY part of Nigeria but Igboland. I wonder what they expect all those small, small ethnic groups and Niger Deltans to say.

@Gamine and Kobojunkie
Hitler or no Hitler, this thread funny die

Can someone else do it for me please.

@onye_ngbu

still waiting?? ewu kambia

Gamine:
If i have to go to the east , i will FLY there

Erm, actually, planes do not use the bridge

so that i don't add strain to the bridge, ya kno.

@Gamine
That's the spirit! the humourless clown aforementioned above did not get the joke. e say him "capabilities" nor reach

waterworks:
AND YES!! i must commend that person u says lets point desmond elliot to the gym ah ah u go fear naija men their wife go drop like one or two but na them they fat dey go!!!

Ah, tubaba faults your theory o. despite all the baby mommas, brotha's still fine as hell

@Desthan

I hope your wife appreciates what she's got. you're such a sweet man!

diggler:
By d Way, One of the fools pictured even has a smirk abi smile on his face.
Like this stuff is supposed to be funny.
He shuld wait until them give am [b]Husband [/b]for Ikoyi or Kirikiri prison

LMAO

kokoye:
you and who? ur name don turn to spiky again?

Anyways, for real o. I have two very eligible Bachelors : one is a geologist with Halliburton (houston) and the other is a medical doctor in mississippi.

both Naijas and Yorubas - and searching too.

Oya, spiky, you choose first lol

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=74061.msg3012975#msg3012975 date=1225302942]Lol, I am proud of you for knowing yourself.

Have a blessed day.[/quote]At least David is not in denial

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=74061.msg3012969#msg3012969 date=1225302896]A man opens his mouth and say that he is a Christian but he doesn't believe in Christ, will you still consider him a Christian?
If you can answer this question you would have answered your own question about some RCC Charismatics.
If you cannot answer the question then I would advice you get the money back that you paid for your education.[/quote]Are we back to 101 questions? Is it too hard to say you have no answer to a question? and what's "some" RCC charismatics? Even the Rcc charismatics are sectionalised? lol lol lol.
I should get my money back for failing to answer your stupid irrelevant question? you're so laughably pathetic.

Forgive us for remembering Christ's passion.

Re-direct that plea to God Almighty.

Well if this isn't hypocrisy at its best, why are you telling me how to worship.

Kindly point out where i as much as hinted that you should leave the RCC, please. The topic says you guys are idol worshippers and i've stuck with that line of reasoning. maybe wandered a bit, but never told you how (or who) to worship. I never asked you to stop doing the idolatory. you are the one who has repeatedly tried to lump me with you "christians".
i said it before, whatever makes you happy, do it. You can go back and check.Sister, enjoy ok. stay loose

[quote author=m.i link=topic=174035.msg2979366#msg2979366 date=1224716333]i knoww! i can't remember the characters names, but the lighter skinned one is Kymani Marley, and the darker one is Spragga Benz, they both somehow managed to look hawt in that![/quote]Yeah, i remember Kymani (?) Marley. There was this other guy. e death been PAIN me! i think Wyclef's acting sucked there, though.

@~Lady~

You just keep going round and round. It's dizzying. Are RCC Charismatics Roman Catholics or not? If RCC is "the church", where do they fit in when you say there should be no differing beliefs in "the church"?

When you say the "fundamentals" are the same. The Early Church and RCC, what proofs do you have? what "fundamentals"? the Papacy? the statues? the practical deification of Mary? the election of a "pope"? the rosary? the observance of Ash Wednesday and Good Friday and other equally bizarre, outlandish "days"? what fundamentals?  You sound like Mccain. The RCC bears no resemblance to Early Christianity. But you'll come back with the same mantras you've been reciting. Now, i understand why no one else bothers with you. Anyway, like it or lump it, RCC ain't Biblical IN ANY WAY. You aren't even trying to prove that it is, you manage to show why it isn't.

And please, don't even presume to tell me how to worship. Thanks for the effort. Just let me be. Na me and God sabi.

The only good thing she has to say about this guy is that he's "gorgeous".
That in itself says a lot. That relationship was over before it started.

@kokoye

kokoye:
Na. I grew up with sisters o, and I think that's why I appreciate ladies.

But come to think of it, we used to fight everyday back then, as in my none of my sisters could enter my room - na fight o. Maybe it's because they used to snitch. My immediate younger sis actually brought my mom to some place where I was getting freaky with some girl and my dear mama spoiled the show for me. Imagine that! the very thought of it is still painful

But were all very cool now sha - some of them are even coming over for the thanksgiving wkd and I'm looking forward to that. They all think my boy is still the sweet thing from when he was born - they will take when they come - won a gba!

He'll probably welcome them by eating the make-up kits in their purses.


Anyway Spiky, I get eligible very bachelors friends - what's up?

That your boy funny, sha.

Erm, like we were saying about those bachelor friends,

Leilah:
I don't need to ask him to translate this. I carry my hand I find trouble o. I went to Nigeria twice remember??

Yeah maybe I'll never get rid of his lazy ass!! he will prolly never leave me knowing my luck!

Ah I still love him. I cook him all his food and work too! I please him in all aspects!

Thankfully he is not the 'wandering' type. I can never get him to go out anywhere.

Its the condition that makes the crayfish bend its all good.

I don't really get your meaning about finding trouble and coming to Nigeria. Explain?

You dey try for pidgin, sha. But wetin "one chance" mean?

Remember, Tara85's man didn't "wander" anywhere to get a second "wife". He simply sat in front of a PC. Technology makes getting a second wife easy lol. As crayfish follow condition bend, e go still follow condition enter pot o! Be kiaful o!

just kidding, girl. All the best in love!

There's a clique. And i'm the don

Best way? Just hire one sniper so to off Seun. For naija wey we dey so, nothing dey survive enterpreneur