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i will ensure my daughter speaks french,dutch,ibo and english

ha whenever am in oweeri i dnt joke wit dis two places Ukwu Mango and Nda Leti in Owerri

i want to block a website from all the computers in my office ,especially facebook.com, pls advise me on steps on hw to block these webpage as my workers do notin else but facebooking alone.PLS ASSIST

i want to block a website from all the computers in my office ,especially facebook.com, pls advise me on steps on hw to block these webpage as my workers do notin else but facebooking alone

@caringchi, i advise u read thru the links above for further info.must we also insult ppl to pass our points across?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-136401.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569731.0.html

dnt leave ur job to go arik and dnt apply to arik for work its d baddest place to work plsssssssss

dont apply for airkair,its d baddest and worstest place to work,plssssssssssssssssssss dnt plssssssssssssssss

1. Pray & fast for the idiotic boyfrd dat does not deserve it
2. Quarrel with her frds and try to defend the Olodo boyfrd.
3. Wrongs us chics a million times and we still 4give them.
4. Calls him plenty times and he sees it as disturbance.
5. Cook.
6. Wash.
7. Carry their wahala for head.
8. Clean his clutter apartment.
9. Organise their life.
10. Nice to their wicked/bitchy mother that doesnt like us.
11. They cheat on us and we 4give them.
12. Their silly mistress/girlfrd call us names and all that.
13. We forfeit our fathers name and bear their local name.
14. We always give them something to argue about (to increase their olodo IQ)
15. We help them remember thing they 4get even their own birthdays, and even their wicked mothers birthday!
16. Satisfy their unending desire for sex, pretend to enjoy it even when they are like a bag of garri on us!
17. Get pregnant for them and be sick cos we r carrying their child, nd get fat in the proces!
18. Take care of the child and still take care of them with our backs, legs, body paining us!
19. Entertain their excessive and call it being submissive.

dis na real LMAOF

@collinz and others go for it cos shell now offers automatic employment to both SITP1 and 2.I am inside shell and have worked here for 6yrs. Infact i jus called the learning center to re-confirm your claim again. However if you have shell sitp training cert in your hand before now (when everyone wasnt a staff) then you can apply to other oil and gas firm as i know mobil especially take a whole lots of these guys that shell doesnt take and that infact informed thje new directive while shell takes you immediately from SITP

thou i noticed dis topic is old but one fact is dat even before i got married me and wife to gist about her toasters alot, i do not see any threat there cos not tellin u atall will amount to other issues.

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leave d info on NL then we will hv a reason to call you.atleast if notin is shady shey

my broda mak u no forget say nairaland get enuffffffffff undercova wizards ooooo

nice video,thumbs up

where is ur location,portharcourt?

fyne english,well composed from a prof. i didnt expect less.Soludo did well with the consolidation, but he took his eyes off post-consolidation oversight and regulatory functions. Good response to Aganga, BUT I WONT BE SURPRISED IF HE WILL GET A RESPONSE FROM SANUSI and that one will definately be too bashin for him as we all kn who sanusi can be.

wow.any benefit for chealsea on dis?

@agbaworo,dis is not about jealousy my broda.my own question still remain dat.u abandoned a child for dat long,she located u and all u could put on her is some yeye tradition?is it not the same tradition that maks sure a man takes good care of his family rathan than run away from his responsibility?let us look at dis tin logically instead puttin tribalism/tradition into almost every issue on NL.if stacie was on hard drug,kill ppl and her name is on d news all over d world as a murderer will d father has made d same demand?
my question-are u in support of dis demand from d father?

Her marriage has been, and will continue to be, fine with or with Igboland recognition or respect.

For one, she was not raised as an Igbo, so she should not be required or needed to marry according to the culture or tradition considering her plight. They should simply welcome her and accommodate her instead of imposing rubbish on her at first instance of meeting. If the couple were the ones that insisted on doing it the Igbo way, then great.
If she asked then that is fine.
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To impose on her is crude, uncouth and inconsiderate.

i totally agree wit sagamite on the above quotes.very soon she will be 'forced' to build an apartment for her father who abandoned her.is it dat we dnt hv shame wen we rool out dis our so called tradition?u abandoned me for donkey number of years when i needed ur love,protection,guidiance and direction as a father,suddenly i made all the efforts to locate u and u suddenly put on silly traditional demand on me.see me see trouble oooo.

do u have an office in portharcourt?

The cooling van is for traditional and white wedding occassion and it is needed in portharcourt. any help

girls are more difficult to train compare to boys from what have heard.

my lady we also maintain that my non physical attraction to her remains;


1- My level confidence and determination (dis she claims is extremely high)

2- kindness  (she maintains dat am a cheerful giver)

3- Humility and respect (dat i can say Yes i hv got it)

4- Religious person (yes dis i can say i kn mysef cos no mata hw bad i am i no de play with God,not church ooo but God cos i b bad guy tru tru)

5- My job (i often ask why my job but her response has been dat i hv a job dat pays 6 digit and its a multinational firm, thou she is a medical doctor hersef)

very funny thread