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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 2:45pm On Jan 05
Leyqute, patrickmuf, Ellexy, larride, come and do oble for boys. Two beer bottles and asun. Amorim is gone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 9:23am On Jan 05
Rosenior is coming, Rosenior is coming, Rosenior is coming, Rosenior is coming
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 12:02pm On Jan 04
fredoooooo:
Make Chelsea just let Ibime have his coaching debut today jare.... grin grin grin
We dey house anyhow .. we dont look Back grin
fredo happy new year. I think say you suppose don get coaching licence by now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 12:00pm On Jan 04
Sportsweb:
If your almighty useless Delap was doing his job, Maresca wouldn't have been frustrated and left. Shame on you.

Maresca with Jackson - Top four, conference league, Club World Cup

Maresca with Delap - he quits and ran away
You hailed Jackson and forgot his missed. You are evi1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:58am On Jan 04
StarchAndBanga:
Dem no forbid Noni Madueke from having goal involvements.

Noni Madueke's last premier league assist was on the 15th of December 2024

He hasn't scored in the league for like a year now


I'm very sure if they throw you Airmark into the Chelsea and Arsenal attack, u won't go one full year without a goal or assist grin grin
Airmark sabi play ball?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Carot: 11:54am On Jan 04
pu7pl3:
Rick And Morty S8
The guru himself, Happy New year. I wanna clarify, between flash, reverse flash and zoom who is the fastest? I'm currently watching the flash
Politics › Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso In Talks to join ADC - ThisDay by Carot: 5:12pm On Jan 03
smileyoo:
If the opposition can unite under ADC for 2027 elections, they still have two hurdles to cross.
( 1 ) Atiku baggage - if they field Atiku as their presidential candidate, T-pain will be victorious before 12 noon of that election day .
( 2 ) Master strategist's rigging machinery - if they can't device a method that can ensure that the votes of the voters can really counts, then before 12noon, T-pain will surely become victorious at the 2027 polls .
after tinubu, atiku is next big weight politician in Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:26pm On Jan 03
drisham:
Done some check on rosernoi
He is not as bad as I thought

But he's quite stubborn with his formation and tactics
like amoru
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:25pm On Jan 03
Gucciboy:
🚨Liam Rosenior to #Chelsea is almost sealed. Official announcement coming in the next days ⏳

#Chelsea will pay a fee to Strasbourg for the transfer of their coach who is under contract till 2028

(LeMechenoua)
looks Chinese. Yan ying
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:21pm On Jan 03
WhoDeyHause:
So na ham self.
happy new year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:20pm On Jan 03
geoworldedu:
We are Chelsea. We don't give up easily until the last minute. City or Villa to the rescue abeg. City must beat us wotowoto tomorrow to keep on the pressure.
who are these treacherous blues fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:18pm On Jan 03
timbros:
I love my club but you see tomorrow? I need sound beating from City.

Pressure must be put on those North London pretenders.

FT

Man City 6-3 Chelsea (Cold hatty for my FPL)
I'm highly disappointed in you. You are not a patriotic Chelsea fan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:17pm On Jan 03
Ibime:
Be quiet. Every Chelsea fan knows why Maresca makes 3 or 4 silly substitutions every 60 minutes mark without fail. He is under instruction. You are chasing game and bringing on Gittens and Tyrique or Delap, we all knew he was just sharing minutes for Blueco assets

All he said is if we are dropping points because of the silly substitutions you ask me to make, then give me grace and recognise that is the limitation of giving minutes to your players.

When faced with a Barca, PSG and in the run from February to May last season when we went on the best run to qualify for UCL, Maresca ditched the high rotations and knew what was required to see games out with tactical solidity. But when he's sharing minutes for BlueCo that's when we drop points anyhow.
I thought you liked his tactics and was calling him next guardiola. I'm shocked by your change of tune now he's gone
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 3:11pm On Jan 03
nnamdi640:
What does billing and collecting have to do with the matter at hand
say the truth, stop beating about the bush
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:31pm On Jan 02
Kalulu44:
It’s their chats that’s worse.
They don’t say more than yes, ok, what. They don’t know how to start conversations. They want you to start everything. So annoying
how do u handle billings
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:28pm On Jan 02
donmik:
Ya..., what I do mostly is to chat her up with hi first.

If her response doesn't encourage me, I cut off.

After all, my pleasure is not many female friends but a lovely wife with friendly heart
how do you handle billings
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:25pm On Jan 02
nairalee:
Many reasons top of which is financial.

Majority of ladies nowadays really have little to offer than sex. Since most of them have now turned everything to a transaction, it's even cheaper and less stressful to get an olosho than the entire routine of a normal girl
how do you handle billing
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:25pm On Jan 02
benalvino3:
You collect random girls numbers in the road to improve your life?

How can your life be improved with statements and reasoning like this?

You are now equating your longtime friends to random people you saw in the streets. Weldon okoro
you collect numbers on the road?
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:23pm On Jan 02
HeadNigga:
Let me quickly call Esther that gave me her number yesterday. Too busy these days... sometimes I forget the name I used in saving them...more than 1,500 contacts on my phone...
you dey collect billing again?
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Carot: 4:22pm On Jan 02
nnamdi640:
Honestly, you are 101% right. All the ladies I collected their numbers, I later realised that they don't have anything meaningful to contribute, I will chat-up my guys before you know it we start talking about how to improve our lives thinking of business Ideas, but for that other beings nothing I mean nothing, just emptiness.on top of it they will still be acting as if they are doing you favour for chatting with you
dem dey bill you after collecting no?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 4:09pm On Jan 02
Sportsweb:
🚨 Blueco doesn't seem bothered by the prospect of disrupting Strasbourg's season, a club they also own. A source close to Eghbali confirms this: "They couldn't care less." (@lequipe)
from Potter to AVB to lampard, all Chelsea owners do is poach promising managers and turned them to floppy disks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 4:01pm On Jan 02
airmark:
It seems he likes long thrusts to the wingbacks and striker running behind the defence. Delap and Gusto may be preferred as striker and RWB.
who is your preferred striker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 4:00pm On Jan 02
Sportsweb:
Liam Rosenoir preferred lineup is 3-4- 2-1.

Could look like: GK: Robert Sanchez

Center backs: Fofana, Chalobah, Achampong

Wing backs: Cucurella, James,

Midfield: James, Caicedo

Double ten: Palmer and Estêvão.

JP up front
copied from Ruben amorim. Its man u formation in chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:57pm On Jan 02
andrewbaba44:
Lmao

Na him sabi jare ,everybody and their own
who do you think will replace flick when he leaves?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:56pm On Jan 02
Who is rosenior
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Carot: 10:20am On Jul 05, 2025
luminouz:
She say she gets one yeye boyfriend wey she wan marry but until I see him, I don't know how serious she is...

You think the sister of someone like me will not be redpilled?
Dey play 🤣🤣🤣
incase of any update. Alert me
Family › Re: Marriage Can Be A Bed Of Roses - This Couple Is A Perfect Example. by Carot: 10:15am On Jul 05, 2025
tonididdy:
Marriages of the last 5yrs are all sitting on a thing rope.

It's almost impossible to see a wife who will stick by the husband via thick and thin.

... These days you born better pass marriage
its hookup they are doing now not marriage. This generation is a shame
Family › Re: Marriage Can Be A Bed Of Roses - This Couple Is A Perfect Example. by Carot: 10:12am On Jul 05, 2025
DrTee1:
They didn't get married for money. They married on the basis of love, understanding, mutual communication and respect. They have apparently also been careful not to let religious people, friends and relatives to push them apart.

Once people take care of this, and don't marry because a man has money or a girl has big bombom, marriage is indeed lovely.
i like big bombom and I'm looking forward to wifing one
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Carot: 7:36am On Jul 03, 2025
luminouz:
You guys dey try sha....

Giving a woman 100k...🤣🤣🤣🤣

No woman except my mum and sister has collected 25k from me. These two people have spent way more than that on me.

See as you dey explain history to one single mother wey suppose dey spend money on you.

I don't spend money on such women, they spend money on me
how far about your sis? Is she single make I try redpill on her
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 9:51am On Nov 23, 2024
abduleez1:
Lmao.... You don come again with your jibes when facts fail you. I been consuming tons of wildlife documentaries since I was a kid mate.

While great white sharks also rape their own, it's very rare. It ain't common practice like Dolphins that will plan, orchestrate and kidnap, then r@pe till they're bored. They continue r@ping for days non-stop. Dolphins even r@pe other species like seals and try the same on humans. How depraved can one species be? If na Apes dey do this one person for no too surprised. But ordinary fish? grin in fact Hollywood veteran actress Demi Moore has a close encounter with the finny kind. 😂😂


Sharks definitely don't r@pe humans. Good luck with that with a dolphin pod.

Fun fact: Male dolphins d!cks are shaped like hooks..the original Captain Hook. I'm sure you don't want that thing hooking into your innards for maximum efficiency. grin grin

A big fat lie. If Sharks were more intelligent I'm sure the attacks would be very minimal. One thing most of you average shark h@ter don't know about sharks is that they almost always mistake humans for prey. Not as if they decided to hunt you or you in their menu. Great white Sharks have poor eyesight especially when the target is directly above them. It's their acute sense of smell and hearing that augments their acute sense of positioning.


This is why I feel the super great vision Dolphins and Orcas have also plays a huge role in them having no casualty against humans. They can easily differentiate you from anything else. They're probably the most intelligent animals that's why Orcas don't attack humans in the wild. They know we not tasty and not on the menu.
You left hippopotamus, electric eel, jellyfish, pirahna and went for friendly dolphins. You are not a just person
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 9:46am On Nov 23, 2024
pu7pl3:
I'd like to own a crow just cos of how they fvck with cats and dogs tbh. That animal na Black Airforce 🤭🤭
do you have phobia for snakes

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