₦airaland Forum

WibusJaga:
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Expected.

Let's show some love to our lady GOATS.
LIKE for Lady Messi, SHARE for Lady Ronaldo.

where did you get this picture?

Magnoliaa:
I am not your/an Aunty; and I was responding to a person talking about their partner, please.

Thank you.

do you bleach?

Natbrowny:
Pls don't insult us from 1920s..that camera is from 1780s.
Take correction abeg

nta is not showing it

BABANGBALI:
yes

you get any free babe wey I fit shag this December?

BABANGBALI:
England raping Iran since 10AD


Mynd44 serve everybody on nairaland whatever they want to drink. It's time to celebrate England

you dey smoke that thing?

Reference:
No sir. Pidgin is a form of english with deep roots going back many years before you or I existed. Nothing wrong with it. Just another west african language.

What I am saying is that I am mono lingual, that's all. I don't speak it. I don't particularly like it and I feel that as long as english remains the language of the world it's purest form is what I should be speaking to the best of my ability.

are you a purist?

donstan18:
Mase Mount starts today....
England, the best team in the tournament about to start today..
Ladies and Gentulu men, shall we??

fúck you

Ten hag is the coach of qatar

airmark:
The disparity in quality was obvious and the result would have been worse.

The 2nd half that started to look decent later became awful after Dennis missed that PK. It was as if we fell on their tail, as the Portuguese attackers swiftly ran riot to score 2 more goals in quick succession.

Etebo looked rusty and shouldn't have joined the fray as he couldn't cope with the tempo. Chukwueze did well but his finishing is still his undoing. Moffi hasn't blended with the team yet and was running around aimlessly until he was replaced. Moses Simon only raised his game in the 2nd half just like Iwobi. Bright Osayi-Samuel my MOTM and it was as if I was watching Nigerian version of Reece James.

why do keep using the same players over and over again?

Is it for gari? Is it for beans?

OBUKOMENA:
A new indigenous Shoe-making company, that plans to go into exportation of its finished work, is in urgent need of a Cobbler who is very good at his work.

Location: The company is located in Papalanto, near Lafarge Cement, Ogun State.

Note that the salary is very attractive and there is free accommodation. Note also that interview will be conducted at the parent office at 19, Princess Bola Kazeem Street, off Aladelola Down Down, Ikosi-Ketu Lagos.

Interested applicants should contact us on 08056422007.

cobbler or shoemaker? Kindly rectify

andrewbaba44:
Fernando Santos see super eagles e don to guardiola

Only a fool will watch that game and believe portugal will win the world cup. This same team met spain and completely collapsed under severe pressure. La roja completely dominated the game from start to finish. Portugal couldn't muster a single shot on target even with ronaldo in the line up. I remember saying to myself that the selecao will use super eagles to flatter their themselves they are good and that ronaldo will use them to increase his goals.

Octopusssy:
Poor animal


Everything no be money. The owner already has a bond with the dog which money cannot compensate for.

Why are Nigerians like this, for God's sake? This is animal cruelty.

are you vegan?

BRATISLAVA:
Men are attracted very strongly to women who don't fancy them. Shocking truth.

and am attracted to you. Cant you see?

https://img.vavel.com/ramsey-6911674910.jpg Who remembers this

ibkayee:
Lol no I'm definitely alive

I'm crazy in love with your boobs. Pu7pl3 and abduleez1 come and see fresh mammary glands

jeromestarks:
Even we Nigerian men don't find out girl attractive but we just have to manage them like that.
This is why we divorce them after marriage. They're not even good for continuous sex.

on a scale of 1 to 10, rate Nigerian girls in bed?

franchasng:
Only stingy, broke and struggling men abide by this 50/50 rule.



I have never envisaged nor wished to share financial responsibilities with my wife even when I was single, and I keep praying to God to never allow my situation get to that stage till I sign off from this earth.



Not all couple living abroad do this 50/50, to the best of my knowledge, none of my close friends are doing it with their wives.



Any man that allows such sharing formula in his marriage has laid foundation for failure.



I believe in the traiditional marriage style and the Bible way too. A husband's responsibility is to provide for his wife and kids and even take care of his aged parents plus the needy around and these are my daily guide in life even when I was still struggling with life.



In life, you get what you so much desire without doubt

my wife is there is to support me, assist me and above all carry me when I'm down. I can't marry a liability oh. Never

BRATISLAVA:
I'm not single.

no way. you can't be. You hate men

andrewbaba44:
Gavi makes it 2

Do you know Depay is from Ghana

BRATISLAVA:
Lol. I've always wondered why you don't have two Rs.

can I know you more

BobbieZion:
When it comes to Women forget about basic human decency, only your guys can acknowledge that.
And stop been too kind....it makes you kind of too nice, women don't like nice guys.
Be good, but be cocky and unapologetic, that will get you far.
And never spend your energy and time on Women.
I learnt this from experience......

is it okay if I beat my girl?

Thattallgirl:
Okay. Yea there is. Although it is obvious the ladies you mentioned aren't interested in you, not every lady "forms" when they want friendship before any relationship. I may be wrong but if some men are of the opinion that they want someone who hasn't had body counts before, then they shouldn't expect ladies to just jump into a relationship without getting to be friends first because the truth is that, unless a man is actually ready (within a year) to marry, it's hard to find men who will date a lady without having sex. I dunno if you understand Some will want to test the product before buying it. What now happens if they aren't compatible sexually? Shey that's how the lady will be jumping from one guy to another to find her match?

In conclusion lol, what I'm saying is that friendship is the basis of every relationship. When love fades, friendship still stands. It doesn't mean you'll be friends for years or something before dating. It just in a way, helps you understand the person better than when you're dating and you're both putting your best foot forward and trying to hide your flaws.

Again, I may be wrong lol.

whats your bodycount?

Kobojunkie:
I am an introverted soul from time to time myself and I have not called more than 2 people on the phone since the beginning of 2022. I don't chat either yet I am on Nairaland forum much of the time. We are all of us different for good reasons.

do you approach girls on the street?

BRATISLAVA:
Your first paragraph is the true heart of your needless thread.

Did you think all 3 of them didn't notice you're a misogynist? A lot of you actually think that gender can't judge you accurately and see through you. Later on, you turn around and look for how to vilify them in long half-cocked threads.

I've always had a crush on you

BRATISLAVA:
Lol.
Sometimes you're like this

I'm into you

Princess80:
No entirely true.

Appreciating someone's beauty is enough to brighten up their day and get u a cheap score for a date.

Except the lady needs your validation for a job, You cant treat her like an asshole and still get royal treatment.
Ladies are naturally drawn to circumstances which makes them feel comfortable

what makes you smile?

xxxtedyxxx:
Op..you are the problem.

Most of your Convo is too logical. You don't do logical with women.

Go emotional and act like a boyfriend from day one...even from Twitter.

Peace

how about going carnal like removing her pants? I have this girl I want to 'violate'

charleoj:
@bestdudes You seem like a good guy and the three ladies seemed like good ones too. Good Girls don't like Good Guys. They like guys that will treat them like thrash. And Vice versa

all girls are trash

Princess80:
Yes

lets go on a date. Bills on me