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Sports › Re: Mbappe to leave on a free transfer, reach agreement with Real Madrid by Carot: 3:03pm On Jan 31, 2022
posty56:
is not about the money, PSG has offered mbaope all kind of mouth watering deals but the boy still insist to leave, as for PSG they should have sold mbappe for that huge amount Madrid was offering but no they thought they could buy loyalty, men let this be a lesson to you guys , money can't buy loyalty if she's not for you then she's not for you.
not my girlfriend. I shower her with dick and gifts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:29am On Jan 31, 2022
nihilistjnr:
Covid is a funny one. Me and 2 guys shared a blunt on a night out just before the 1st lockdown happened. Me and 1 of the guys developed symptoms within a couple days - it was like malaria, with nightly fevers, joint pain, etc coupled with the loss of taste and smell. I suffered for like a week but I made it. My other guy wasn't so lucky and sadly passed away. The 3rd guy never got it at all.

Fast forward almost 2 years later, my younger son is sent home from school because someone tested positive. We do a PCR for him and it comes back positive. We then bulk order lateral flow tests to test ourselves everyday because my wife works with the vulnerable.
mtchewww i had sex with a girl who unknowingly was covid positive. Following week, i dashed to the hospital and guess what i tested negative despite all the kissing, touching, fingering romancing and blowjøbs. Covid gat nothing on me. I'm invincible like superman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:17am On Jan 31, 2022
Who is chelsea buying and dumping
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko’s Ex-Wife Laila Charani Celebrates 31st Birthday (Photos) by Carot: 11:05am On Jan 31, 2022
nedekid:
If you know Ned, you will know all this his current chicks sef are weak.
Which kind woman that nigger neva carry? From eastern European hot models, to shua Arab, to middle eastern, to Africans, Asians, Europeans etc?
Abeg Ned is a true ladies man jare. Them like am wella.
am planning to marry fifteen wives beside mistresses and concubines
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 10:51am On Jan 31, 2022
GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Oatmeal fufu with goat head and cow skin ofe onugbu.

First time making ofe onugbu. Thanks to YouTube and the advice I got from here. Finally settled for corn starch as my thickener. One new soup is now added to my soup repertoire.

Hope to learn ofe akwu next. I know a woman from Abagana growing up that serves it with rice and I liked it.
kneel down let me pray for you. Woni koba e
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 10:44am On Jan 31, 2022
lahips:
Early breakfast, The weight watch year
what is this
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 10:42am On Jan 31, 2022
beautyhd:
Breakfast

Yam, beans with tomato sauce and chicken.

This yam tastes like sugar was added and I'm so enjoying it.
will you be my chef in my five star crib? I pay in pounds
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Carot: 8:00am On Jan 31, 2022
iamoyindamola:
No hope we are getting anyone today
But I want to believe we will get a CF either icardi or morata on loan
Then midfielder Douglas luiz and we close shop but is that enough?
Auba will move to Barca, nketiah will likely join Newcastle
mbappe is available
Sports › Re: Paul Onuachu Proposes To His Tracy Acheampong In Paris by Carot: 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2022
abobote:
She is shortly cute, but Ghana girls are very promiscuous
you get any Ghana babe number. I wan fúck dem
Sports › Re: Paul Onuachu Proposes To His Tracy Acheampong In Paris by Carot: 10:46pm On Jan 30, 2022
pansophist:
Magnoliaa when? cry

This year will be my year in Jesus name. I want to be proposed to on London bridge.
get out of here. You this foolish redpiller
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride & Groom Hold Each Others Private Parts In Wedding Videos & Photos by Carot: 10:38pm On Jan 30, 2022
Totilopussylick:
and Mouth Action tongue

They can suck away your medulla oblongata from your braintongue
you Sabi any babe wey Sabi suck dick wella
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Carot: 6:50pm On Jan 30, 2022
alfarouq:
Why are you guys always obsessed with Hijab.

How is it your business if Nigerian ladies chose to cover their hairs, will seeing their hairs make your life better than it is?

Also note that Islam is not like a religion where by people are blessed simply because they share common race with Jesus to the extent that some people even think they have to support them in the face of glaring injustices because that is the only way to get blessed.

Allah is neither an Arab, nor a Jew or any race. If you are the descendant of prophet Muhammad PBUH, you will not be saved from Allah's punishment if you fail to follow the prophets teachings of which using Hijab is one.
do you believe in the xtian god?
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Carot: 6:44pm On Jan 30, 2022
Remman:
oboy na siucide be that o. They're mostly racists. Talking from experience. You fit just google am. Black people in Egypt can't go to some certain parts and if dehumanized their government won't do shit, they'll even help to cover it up and send you packing for being black. If you doubt, try it and come share your story.
i will marry her and relocate
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Carot: 6:22pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kinzo0917:
You can hardly see a muslim ladies amongst Nigeria supporters club. See beautiful Egyptian ladies. This beautiful ladies don't cover their hair unlike our over zealous ugly Nigerian muslim ladies
you get connect? I want to marry an egyptian girl
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Carot: 6:20pm On Jan 30, 2022
Remman:
Egypt don score! Oboy keep reading our comments to follow up the match. No worry, i'll buy you tv and pay nepa bill for you next match so you fit follow watch. Sorry o... Na Buhari do you o!
where i fit see cheap tv buy
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Carot: 6:18pm On Jan 30, 2022
dominique:
Like play like play Egypt is on to the semis. From losing their opening match and becoming potential finalists. Somebody remind me of what became of the team they lost their first match to
traitor. I will burn you if i catch you
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:19pm On Jan 30, 2022
GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Shrimp fajitas potato skillet garnished with fresh cilantro.
excellent job
Romance › Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by Carot: 2:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
Psoul:
By the time you finished the deliverance, you may lost interest in the shinning.
i dont mind
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:16pm On Jan 30, 2022
breadplanets:
Breakfast grin
lovely
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:13pm On Jan 30, 2022
Mariangeles:
Very ripe bananas, flour, and baking powder.
how many inches
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
breadplanets:
na to carry torch dey view the picture grin


Sunday rice
this is dicklicious. I'm hørny
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:09pm On Jan 30, 2022
Cutestboy:
Pasta and egg smiley
una no dey pay nepa bill
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:07pm On Jan 30, 2022
Mariangeles:
3 ingredients + a pinch of salt instant banana buns.
100% wonderful
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 2:04pm On Jan 30, 2022
Creditalerts:
Lunch served

Vegetable goat meat garnished stew with rice and beans kiss
delicious
Romance › Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by Carot: 2:02pm On Jan 30, 2022
Psoul:
My brother, the one I get just have small marine spirit problem can you manage her?
yes. Give me, i will deliver her
Romance › Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by Carot: 11:28pm On Jan 29, 2022
Psoul:
Something wey the babe don rub for toto in the house before embarking on the journey. That was why she didn't bother coming to pick it up cos she'll get enough money to renew the stuff.

So the man may not be as lucky as you thought.
how far, you get any bigyash babe number. I wan straf
Romance › Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by Carot: 11:25pm On Jan 29, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:
So Na the pussy sweetener my babe dat year been dey use be this ??. Thank God I escaped from her shackles later on.
give me her number make i enjoy my own
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of 2pac Amaru Shakur by Carot: 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2022
aprimama:
I like your interpretation, but if you listen to STILL I RISE, Pac ryhmes "I was born not to make it but I did". I think this epitomizes the title of his collection of poems 'The Rose that Grew from Concrete'. More like the circumstances were not favourable, but he overcame. But then, damaged petals also makes a lot of sense. Art can be a subject of several correct interpretations.
where can one get his poems
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of 2pac Amaru Shakur by Carot: 10:11pm On Jan 29, 2022
okoroemeka:
Eminem is still alive,Tupac did that in 5-6 years and his unreleased recorded songs continued even after death,that guy is one of the few rappers with the ability to weave a story from the reality they are seeing around them,social injustice,racism,crime,police brutality,fear, oppression,etc.unlike todays singers that sing only about money,girls and cars even if the country is burning, check out the lyrics from still I rise,it is a peek inside his life story,a story of hope against all odds.
why do yot think critic and magazine like billboard and the source magazines rate biggie over him? You know they said biggie wrote lyrics in his head. No pen, no paper. Everything off heart. Something i find amazing.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of 2pac Amaru Shakur by Carot: 10:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
whippersnapper:
which track be this
juicy
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2022
VerifiedStalin:
Daybreakers (2009)

A dystopian vampire story set in a world where humanity are on the verge of extinction and vampires are famished. It's a sly commentary on consumerism and self-identity. The scene in which vampires are seen commuting to work and earning a living, just like the rest of us, left quite an impression. When there are only a few vampires around, like in a typical horror film, they're portrayed as bad ass, but in a world where everyone is a vampire, someone has to drive the bus or empty the bins.

The acting and performances were adequate, particularly Sam Neil's, not to mention the VFX on the malformed vamps (which is rather impressive), and there's a healthy supply of graphic murders and deaths to keep things rattling along.

A TV show set in a world where vampires are the majority would be brilliant. It'd be fascinating to see how class and structure are shown in a world populated and governed by vampires.
never watched it completely but I remember the exploded vampire
Family › Re: We Met On Nairaland 4 Years Ago, Now We Are Married! by Carot: 3:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:
I'm amongst the 50. grin cheesy Just identifying myself is all; not saying anything.

I wonder if Siofra is there sef. Would have asked her if she was here. My PIC.
you are so weird. I wonder how men cope with you

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