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ADENIKETINA2015:
pls I'm interested & thanks so much.

ok pm then I would ask friends in lasu

ADENIKETINA2015:
Pls how & where can I get unilag & lasu past questions. I need it ASAP pls. Any info on the exam dates yet?

Pls help

you can get unilag's pq at the bookshop but due to the present crisis I doubt if you would be able to, woulda loved to help you with a copy but I just gave that out and for the exam date it might take a while o as we are still in our first semester... Don't know about lasu but could ask from friends if interested.

Skiibi Lazarus

nwarosa:
From my findings , the company is called Camvacon and they have a variety of products mostly for fertility issues just like carrottop that make preseed and evergreen products . The company is based in Owerri and dh who grew up here says he's known about the company since 90s or early 2000s. As to why they are not a household name as one would expect, i can't say.

any problem... This is carrottop reporting

Airtel aka earth-hell.. .. their services are like hell on earth.... Dey are very lackadaisical... rude customer service agents

How's this newsworthy?. . Ogbeni go pay your workers salaries oo

Three years ago today March 21, 2013 Nigeria lost a rare gem in the person of CHINUALAMUGO ACHEBE, who died in faraway America the man who authored so many prize winning novels such as No longer at ease, Soul sisters, Things fall apart etc . Rest In perfect peace sir.. Nairalander send your glowing tributes to the great literary giant.

More like saying the girls should go for black di*ks

By brother sharperly don dey lay claim. To him property... I no blame am ooo

1. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


2. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

3. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

4. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

5. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

6. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


7. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Enjoy reading and don't forget to drop yours

Thanks adebayor more coming soon

I thought I would share some funny puns not porns with my friends on Nairaland

Enjoy!

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation

More updates later..

Abeg let's help move this to fp let's learn enough of Tonto dike, olajumoke's news let's learn
Cc lalasticlala fynestboi

MY ACTIVITIES FOR SUNDAY 14 FEBRUARY, 2016.
6 - 7am: Open heaven service
7 - 8am: Workers' meeting
8 - 9am: Sunday School
9 - 11am: First service
11 - 1pm: Second service
1 - 3pm: 3rd service
3 - 5pm: Zonal youth meeting
5 - 7pm: House Fellowship
7 - 9pm: Area EXCOs meeting
9pm - dawn: Provincial Vigil.
I am using this medium to let you girls knowhow busy I will be on Valentine's day. Don'teven try to call me to take you out..
I suggest we should postpone all promised activities like visits to Shoprite, fingerlicking, Captain cook, Lekki beach , Night-of-a-thou
sand-laff, Sambisa forest, etc to next year Valentine.
Thanks.I still love you all.

Anyone who believes this is so gullible... When airtime transfer dey dere... Even the dumbest magician won't try this trick.

She was such a brilliant girl on a cgpa of 3.97/4.00... Yabatech has been shut down for the next 4weeks

purpledferanmi1:
So unfortunate when grown up peeps acts daft.
With all due respect, u r a daft fellow.

I wouldn't resort to verbal abuse with you... But then from my comment to the guy, can you please point out where I acted like a daft fellow..?

EbubeOnoh:
May be the dead man is an Hausa man

so any dead body lying on the street is that of an Hausa man... Wake up bro

If only the bride was as beautiful as the cake... Even if half sef e go better.. Hml tho

Innovation at its peak

This bros no sabi abeg

Lateef Omidiji Jr comes highly recommended. The 12-year-old US-born striker currently plays for the Under-14 team of Netherlands second division side Dordrecht FC.

However, he already has a place reserved for him in the Nigeria U15 side based on first hand scouting by its coach Danladi Nasidi.

Coach Nasidi traveled to the US to watch him play in 2014 and came out of the experience knowing he had something on his hands.

“He has speed, focus, the technique is so good, the tactical approach is fine and he has the physical ability. These things combine to make a good footballer,” Nasidi told Goal.

“He’s a small boy and if he comes to play for Nigeria, it will be good for Nigeria,” he declared.

Perhaps not every 12-year-old gets to be spoken so highly of at his age. Lateef Jr. is currently leading scoring at his youth side despite being two years younger than his teammates and opponents.

He told Goal that he would like to represent Nigeria someday like his heroes Rasheed Yekini, Daniel Amokachi, Austin ‘Jay Jay’ Okocha and Mutiu Adepoju, players he grew up watching on home video tapes with his father and grandfather.

“Although I have received interest from USA Football,” Lateef Jr. told Goal, “my heart lies with my fatherland and I'm hopeful of a call up from the coach Nasidi-led U13s/U15s this year.”

Coach Nasidi is keenly following the development of the prodigy, something he must stay alerted to as there seems to be a lot of eyes.

“Many countries are interested in him, but since I’m monitoring his activities, I want to make sure we get hold of him before any other country,” Nasidi said.

His father also wants him to play for Nigeria despite the interest from the United States and its alluring potentials.

“I love my nation and I put that love of Nigeria in my kids very early. I tell them you are not just American, you're Nigerian-American,” Mr Omidiji told Goal.

Sophia, Lateef Jr.'s older sister was called up to the Nigeria U20 Women's team in 2015.

"He has received an invite from the Nigerian U13/U15 coach who watched him play and was impressed with his eye for goal, speed and technique. He is also quite strong which is why he has always played 1-2 years up in age groups to get challenged,” he said.

For now, Lateef Jr. continues to develop his skills in the Dutch system where he hopes to keep getting the kind of challenge that would make him a top player in future.

“Since coming to the Netherlands, they have turned me into a more versatile player so coming from the United States as a number 9, they've taught me how to play 7, 8, 9 and 10 so I can play four positions,” Lateef Jr. said.

“Right wing, left wing, center mid and striker, they call me speedy here in Holland because of my speed but what I'm most proud about is my technical ability.

“I am proud to be able to combine my natural Nigerian style with what I learned in America and what I'm now learning in the Netherlands.”


Cc: lalasticlala
Seun
honeric01
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uselessgoat:
this girl will soon broke yobo because she like to waste money on big big pant and bra and yobo is looking for club to pay him when Gej don loose the election no money oil money to leave like yobo want again before this witch finish all his account

what is this dude tryna say.. Can anyone help him out?

Things full apart our youth no longer reason like they should... What shall it profit a man to be a cultist...?

The guy must have taken some expired Ibadan weed... The height of stupidity... I Laff

egorov:
100L- shodeinde hall.....8 of us lived like brothers, I still miss them
200L- Abule oja, three of us lived like bros, miss them too
300L- El kanemi 30 of us lived like bros, we comprised of 100l to masters students
400L 8 of us lived like bros in Jaja hall, we were all in d same department, our room was B104, happiest room ever. I never lived with idiots.

nice one bro... When you graduate?... Stayed in B105

King Jaja Hall Unilag... B105 chai... I miss my real gees Baskyana the room clown, wayles the scholar, stepachi, p*ssy greato, Agbi, Kano, Alfa sodiq this guy wicked die.. Elly (I know say na u wan'k for my wrapper come dey lie)... Harrison... My roomies were the best... I miss you all better, bigger you I pray

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I have put this piece up as a continuation of my last article entitled ‘Sudden death syndrome is not so sudden’. I mentioned in that piece that cases of SDS from cardiac arrest are on the increase in the country, thereby creating worries and anxieties. As a reminder, a cardiac arrest occurs when the heart suddenly stops beating. A person who has a cardiac arrest would have slumped and become unresponsive to touch. The person will most likely die if he or she does not receive immediate treatment. It is often caused by a heart attack from complicated medical conditions like hypertension; but other things, such as drowning and electric shock, can also cause it. Many things such as drowning, choking, sudden infant death syndrome, asthma, infections or congenital abnormalities, can cause cardiac arrest in children. Interventions When a person slumps, whether or not the victim survives depends largely upon the immediate intervention of bystanders. There is a brief time frame for saving the victim’s life. The victims can survive if they receive immediate assistance from those around .To be effective, this treatment must be delivered quickly — ideally, within five minutes after collapsing. Even the best emergency medical services may not be able to reach a victim within five minutes. This is why a prompt action by bystanders is so critical and why it is so important for all to have training in what we called Basic Life Support. Basic life support The BLS is the level of medical care, which is used for victims of life-threatening illnesses or injuries until they can be given full medical care at a hospital. Medical personnel, including paramedics and laypersons, who have received BLS training, can provide this service. While the victim needs to be laid down on a flat surface probably on the floor, lying on the back, the rescuer should not attempt to sit the victim down as no active resuscitation is done that way. The usual practice of pouring water on the head or body of a victim should be discouraged. This may cause hypothermia (low temperature) which is not good for survival. It is not time to start forcing milk or malt drink in the person’s mouth; this is dangerous as it may block the airway. When the victims get to the hospital, it is always challenging trying to clear the airway of the particles in the mouth. BLS is generally used in the pre-hospital setting, at home and can be provided without medical equipment. The BLS procedure is explained below with an acronym: DRS ABCD D: Check for danger signs. In cases of electrocution, rescuers should avoid moving too close to ensure their own safety (safety first). R: Check for response by calling the person and shaking the shoulders. S: If there is no response, shout for help. Get a second person to call the emergency numbers or the hospitals. A: Check that the airway is open and clear any secretions from mouth and nostrils. B: Check for any signs of breathing. C: Start cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Give 30 chest compressions: Two breaths called ‘Kiss of life’. Continue CPR until responsiveness or normal breathing returns. Do not stop to check the victim or discontinue CPR unless the victim starts to show signs of regaining consciousness, such as coughing, opening of the eyes, speaking or breathing. Once the medical personnel or ambulance arrives, the rescuer may assist in moving the victim to the ambulance for onward transport to hospital. Defibrillator: A defibrillator is a machine that gives the person’s heart a controlled electric shock that may make it to start beating again. The steps listed above are guides and not training. It is mandatory for persons interested in doing CPR to attend the BLS training or have one done. Conclusion Regular medical check-up is key to preventing a cardiac arrest and should be promoted. Those who are over 40 years are advised to do a six-monthly or yearly comprehensive medical screening under the supervision of their physicians. Those with unexplained or persistent symptoms such as weakness, weight loss, headache, body pain, and tiredness will also need guided medical checks.



http://www.punchng.com/how-to-rescue-victims-of-cardiac-arrest/ Cc: Afam4eva lalasticlala seun

juicydiceyjoe:
yea, I know.
just want to find out how it works for someone who attended many secondary schools

hmmm that I don't know about... But you mean your last 3 yrs in sec school was in different schools?... You could wait for Chrisviral for his elderly advice.

juicydiceyjoe:
pls how can I get my transcript if I attended about 3 secondary schools from ss1 to ss3

you could get your transcript against the next fall when applications are on as at now most schools are not accepting applications.

Mbus:
Couple days ago on Minerva bro

sorry.. When did you complete your submission? Plus do you still have ready for review there