₦airaland Forum

China, America, Europe are busy creating something new everyday on technology.
Africa we are busy discovering different dance, azonto, skelekwu, one corner dance, etc.

Naija we too lament, put money for saving box we go still complain, bank we complain everything we complain. Why

With d way tinx are going I fear for my unborn female child. Lord help me to train my unborn children in ur ways not my ways.

U see what u av cause for urself, who is feeling d pains now? Stop all dis shakara u will say am disturbing u. Take heart

The best thing naija should do is to invest more on agriculture n technology. It will help save the country in next century.

Slay mama queen mak una see oooo, she's beautiful and yet still saves lives, slay queen all u do is make up, wear padoforward to kill men on d street. Issorite. We are watching.

Everything now dey get replacement. Tstv replace dstv, gotv. li-fi to replace wi-fi wen will Apc be replaced??

The officer I love part 1.

Ali: baby I told u to see me in my hotel room u refuse.
Lady: sir am too busy
Ali: busy? Do u know I am the boss here I decide what happen here.
Lady: am sorry sir, I will make it up to u next time.
Ali: you see your life, now u want me to promote u after ignoring me.
Lady: please sir just do the needful, tonight am all urs.
Ali: smile. Dats why I love u, ur skin are so soft dat I can't take off my eyes from u.
(Ali n lady smiling over tonight)

Watch out for part 2.

Tstv just came out everybody has decided to abandon dere dstv n gotv.
Remember no matter what happened between u and ur Ex, u will surely remember him/her for something good u av both shared.

Mtn still rock.

U don't need anyone to tell you they are XY. Vmp.

Wen matured mind reply, if na davido e for Don fight back.

Bad belle everywhere.

Confusion everywhere.

And here in Nigeria ASUU will be going to strike to deprive us from getting our PhD on time.

Not just in UK in Nigeria too ure d first youngest senior lecturer.

No be all the fine girls wey dey street be material ooo, sum are expire goods looking for who to devour.

1000 yards wife material.

Too much of akamu and kunu.

I will blame EVE

Wat is he saying?

Now everyone is talking about TSTV, all d gotv and dstv subscribers have u ever sent a message to dis multi choices to improve on there satelite? Now ure condemning dem after years of services, well with time u will still complain of TSTV


You can't eat your mother's food for 365 days without complain for one of her meal

Am watching.

And our celebrities will pump out shouting am d real g money motherfucka

If only we can learn from dis man

After restoring back his manhood he went to test it to see its working well with a sex worker. Hmmm ur brother shop money Don finish b dat for everyday testing

He delivered her from every spirit of failure, by next year she is gonna win.lol

U sabi d tin jor.

Man no fit make guy for dis girl ooo. Nice one girl. Keep riding. God bless your hustle.

Na real native doctor or fake one, why e no disappear as den catch am. Lol

Everybody get sympathy oooo. No matter what.

Homeboiy:
Who is buhari?

Buhari is the president of Nigeria.

Even devil no fit lie like dis.
If lie can wake d death my grand parents for Don wake up. #Ortomilie

Am still looking for the sexy lady were is she?

May God help dis generation. Killing cultist, wat if it happened to be his innocent son being killed by his own called policemen.

Before u put a law remember the sweetest mango always get the highest number of stones.

These boys should not be killed, arrest dem and train dem, send dem to borno to fight the boko haram insurgents.

Elkros:
Your maths isn't making sense. Why so pressed?

Lol.