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― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. --if u did not dance MJ break dance ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cork..... .....then I guess ur Childhood was in LA! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off. |
... climbing into friend's Porsche GT just 30 minutes before he died in crash fireball. This tragic photograph (centre) captures actor Paul Walker, best known for his role in the Fast & Furious action movies, stepping into his friend's Porsche GT just moments before the horrendous crash in which the pair lost their lives in Santa Clarita on Saturday. Walker (left, and top right with his daughter Meadow) died after his close friend Roger Rodas lost control of a Porsche GT which smashed into a pole and a tree. The high-powered super-car burst into flames (bottom right) after it crashed in Santa Clarita, north of Los Angeles, at 3.30pm on Saturday. Walker, 40, who was in five of the six films about illegal street racing and heists, had been at an event for his charity Reach Out Worldwide before deciding to take the car out for a drive with his friend. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office has confirmed that speed was a factor in the crash. Up and down the road near the crash site were burned rubber and doughnut marks as though someone had smoked their tires in figure 8 patterns. For full details http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516403/The-final-photograph-Fast--Furious-star-Paul-Walker-pictured-getting-friends-high-powered-Porsche-GT-just-moments-engulfed-deadly-ball.html |
Give them 5 more year. u'll know if they are young or not...... |
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Omo na die be dis oh |
This people na almost the same phone them dey bring all the time. God help all BB freak ohhhhhhh... |
whitedove: See plenty pipo viewing the topic!this one come be wetin. u be data analyst? |
BedLam: @op, do you know how many people suffering from beer induced obesity? Please for your own benefits, take wine! Someone has been paid by HARP LAGER AND STAR LAGER.Bro na u dem carry the money give abi? |
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* Car will be able to hand control back to the driver in difficult situations * Group recently demonstrated autonomous driving on a 100km road * Volvo,General Motors, and Volkswagen are working on similar technology Daimler, the maker of Mercedes-Benz and Smart cars, has announced that it will start selling a self-driving car by 2020. It is thought the car will be able to drive on its own in most situations but will still hand control back to the driver during difficult situations such as dealing with traffic lights. The move could help Daimler regain its position as the leading luxury car market from its rival BMW. will accomplish that in this decade,’ said Daimler head of development Thomas Weber. The technology featured at this week's Frankfurt car show but won’t come to market for another 10 years. The German car maker has been working on improving its driverless technology over the past few years and recently became the world’s first car manufacturer to demonstrate autonomous driving in rural and urban traffic. Last month, a Mercedes Benz S 500 Intelligent Drive research vehicle, drove autonomously through a 100-kilometre-long route from Mannheim to Pforzheim in Germany. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1gFD8H4Kc http://investorplace.com/2013/09/mercedes-benz-unveils-self-driving-car/
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. 10. Nani: Lamborghini Price: £137,000 9. Lionel Messi: Ferrari : £138,000 8. Didier Drogba: Mercedes SL65 : Price: £147,000 7. Wayne Rooney: Aston Martin £150,000 6.Jermaine Pennant: Chrome Aston Price: £170,000 5. Frank Lampard: Ferrari 612 Price: £197,000 4. Obafemi-martins-lamborghini- Price: £250,000 3. David Beckham: Rolls Royce Price: £350,000 2.El Hadj Diouf: Chrome Mercedes Mclaren Price: £420,000 1. Cristiano Ronaldo: Bugatti Veyron Price: £720,000 |
God thanks for creating me like this |
I don't think Nigerians are blind or dumb people who don't know good from bad. if Disrespecting The Office Of The President & GEJ is how our voices can be heard lets do it. Lets call a spade a spade. cant just forget what our very own GEJ told Amanpour on CNN that "foreign investors should forget BOKO HARAM and come to Nigerian to invest". not forgetting the pardon granted to a criminal Alams? so why should we not disrespect his office? |
They must be lunatics, who told CBN to change it in the first place? |
Naija we sabi fool each other upon all this those block headed are still our OGA AT THE TOP. CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING . this need to be on Sony Max's world dumbest leaders....... |
Why do we 9jas love to cover our wound, love to smile when we are suffering. an average 9ja knows that is does not worth celebrating. go out and see how people are suffering, no power supply, no water supply, bad education, OVER ALL MOONEY IS HARD TO COME BY............. |
In Nigeria is illegal to be prostitute but can be an OLOSO part time or full time In USA its illegal for a burglar to break his or her leg while still on your property(in case its happen you can be sued) |
God is my witness Wonder shall never end. |
Linkin Park & olamide Snoop & reminisce Don Jazzy, birdman & ricky ross 2face & Robin thick Lilwayne & Tiwa savage Beyonce & 2face Dj Khalid & Dj Jimmy Jatt Sunny Ade & Diana Ross MI & Drake 50 cent & Dbanj Wande cool & Ti Snoop & terry G |
I love Nigerians because we know how survive by all means, adaptability, sustainability and we know how to fool ourself(suffering & Smiling) |
Bullshit. well its true 99.9 Nigerians are honest including TAFA BALOGUN, PATRICIA ETTEH, JAMES IBORI ETC......... |
. this need to be on Sony Max's world dumbest leaders.......