₦airaland Forum

agog: Abg there is no way a living human can stay mute for a whole year. If this contest is for real, u know u will be monitored 24 hour a day. And if you mistakenly talk in your sleep, then u will be disqualified.

this is funny! Anything that happens in my sleep wil not be a part of it....i de talk sometimes if i de sleep....i'm sure that wld be considered a 'sleepy mistake'

chacha3: hmmmmm and wat if dere is nobody insight? Hw wil u call out to someone? Hahahahahahaha I dnt want to die of lafta dis afternoon.

they will have their cameras all over me even if nobody is inside i can stil signal dem that i'm hungry. U knw u are less hungry when u dont talk, so u'l be eating like once in a week.

dmcdad: Hmmm... May be I didn't take cognizance of it. Anywayz, I bam sha

i see...good to knw u are 'bammed'....hahaha

dmcdad: I dey ooo, na you dey run na. Compliments...

thank u! Me ma dey oooo....

Search ur name and u'd see whre i mention u...

dmcdad: I think it's just to bring about humour, as some responses you would get here would be humorous

i dont knw how some pple expect all of us to be serious everyday. Cant we have fun for once? Na everyday we go de talk about badnews? Haba! I shrug my shoulder at some people understanding of things.

nairalady: Lol..so how will you ask for food, water, etc?

i'd rais up my hand, hold my stomach and point to my mouth....that simple.

dmcdad: Story... E go be you like film say you go don manage hold yourself from January to November, e go reach December u no go know when you use mistake talk. E neva bash like that? Guy! E no easy as you talk am oooo

hahahaha.....u neva see wey pesin see moni faint? 1mill is at stake, i can look like lizard in this case.



Dmc, long time!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]It is both. Mostly the illusion (or delusion) that prayer can solve anything. If werent expecting miracles we would focus on solving the problem ourselves.[/quote]i dont disagree totally, but if u believe in God, u must use prayers to amplify ur life. In my religion, it is said "use the night to rest and u use tha day to worship, and find food".....with this prayer can work here. If the opposite is the case, then i'm afraid all is not ok. U cant be idle and think prayer wil make u rich...u must work+prayer.

Idowuogbo: *grabs kpecus*

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Burger01: google Chibuzor eze. That's who he is.

oboi!

informatix: ola bode George.

whaaaaaaat! U hav gone tribal, mehn.

mazinaija: . Your pin is actually 1985...lolz

for weye? U failed. The number no even near sef....

Adufaye: i did,bt it was 2long....mayb bcus am usin a fone

i understand. That cud jst be d case...

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Maybe the prayers are the problem. If we werent praying and waiting for God to solve all our problems in the country we would have been forced to take action.

Maybe things wouldnt have gotten so bad. It easy to endure hardship when we believe God will solve all our problems. Just go to church more to allow Gods miracle to work in our lives.[/quote]the GODLESS, are u saying this? I dont disagree with the part u said 'people can endure hardship when we believe God can solve our problems'.

NB: prayer is not our problem, it is those that prays that are our problem.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Smh [/quote]sms...

payless: Any where I go I see Nigerian potray themselves as religious and to be prayer warriors. If prayers do work, how come we have so many problems in Nigeria and the problems still persist? Even Nigerian President always advice people to pray to solve their problems.

Can someone tell me instances where prayers solved any of our problems?

prayers does work perfectly well.

If u think nigerians are prayerful, still we are without problems, u dont use that to judge the potency of prayers.

What is ur relationship with God before asking him for something through prayers?

U expect nigeria's problems to be solved with prayers; when we have leaders who are looting but not leading?

When people kill in the name of religion(e.g boko haram, religious crisis)?

When we do jungle-justice( e.g, aalu 4) ?

When we commit adultery/furnication?

When we steal from our brothers/neighbours?

When we associate something with God?

When we don't believe 100% that he can hear our prayers?


And u expect GOD to answer our prayers when men feeds on fellow men and also when ritualists rules?


If we do all these, and the op still expect nigeria to be the most favoured by GOD in terms of prayer answering, then something is diping or tilted somewhere....



K2039, nice one.

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Ah! Na jonce nah.

ehn-ehn.....na so i see am oooo.

I dont have anyone on my list......

all they did was to send some beats to me, and i danced to them.







It should be song of the year and not musician, like u put it.

Op, ur caption is misleading. We have similar story on the frontpage, so check it and learn how to put ur caption in public forums. Look at the generalisation in ur heading......
Cant u use 'why the evil of terror may linger ' as u see in the write-up?

I must tell u that gumi is not the voice of muslims and shall remain so. These are his observations and they cant represent that of others.

Sms...

Who is he?

BluntAF!

Adufaye: 2long

poor reading culture, typical of nigerians.

U can jst read the story half-way, it cud help u knw..

I use the serial number i saw on my mom's cooking pot which was made in china and bought by my mother in 1985 as my pin....

Feel free to hack that.

To whom much is given, much is expected!

How does this huge money translate to any meaninful development in those areas(the oil producing communities)? The structural deficit is still there.......

Oh google-buggle! What is happening, abi na those war-lords de chop all d money? Sms.....

If getting little allocation is causing poverty in the northeast, then, what is getting much doing to the niger-delta region?

Na thesame story all the way.....

Brilliant!

Op, i like the way u played my head on this. What started with a caption on what a vet doctor taught u, to a story about dog and taking me to the bigger story of life....

No one cud have predicted where the story was headin, unlike nigerian movies that one can tell u how the movie is gonna end by just seeing the title of the movie, without actually having to watch it.

Ameeeen to all the 2013 prayers....!

Oyibo de craze

How do u expect me to eat when i'm angry? The hunger wont come , so what wld bring the thought of food?


Ur aroma can fly to the sky, they'l sure go unpercieved.....i dont care.

NeeFEmi: Just their low thinking faculty.

my GOD! did she say this? Hope this is not directed at men.

Men wey confuse women, na dem get low thinking faculty?


Oh....google-buggle!

oks938: I thank God Madona is not there.Most of their gals are hidden prostitutes,if u can see them in action outside their University premisess u will swear not 2b in that University. I'm saying this on proves with their female graduated students I did NYSC progrm with in Rivers state, every nit l wil not sleep with their screemin 4kin noise in d room nxt 2 my room

are u a customer, how come they dont allow u to sleep?

Op, what is this? Some of u that do not travel out of ur state to visit other places can find it so easy to conclude on issues like this.
If u really want university that do not take sh1t, come to the north.

A.B.U

B.U.K,

forget these two.....them harsh die. Dont mind those private universities with their 'notice me' way of handling immorality. They shear firstclass and 2-1(upper) like waffers....so students can stil do whatevr they like and hoping to go home with the mentioned grades.

Come to universities where they dont tolerate nonesense, they use result to humble students and they can withraw students at the hint of immorality....afterall , nobody invited u to come or asked u to pay any huge fees...

ItsModella: what village is this?

land whre people make calls under one tree....

Smartie gurl: Gud evening pals. Pls 4giv my absence. . . .there is this netwrk problm at da village nd luckily 4 us my cousin discovered a tree dat absorbs netwrk like hell, somehow we began to queue up at ths tree jst to make calls, each person is given 30mins to do wateva he or she wants to do. Lolz, am writing 4rm the tree at da moment cuz is jst my turn. Na MTN wahala sha. . . . Merry Xmas peepz!!

no fall from that tree oooo....anyway, merry xmas!

Goodmorning...