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[quote author=acidosis™]Give me internet facilities...my fingers will do the talking...and the mugu will pay $1m.[/quote]*falls from mat*

Henrick007: u wil mistakingly talk, e no easy lik dat oooo

u never hear say person see money wey him never see b4 faint?

If dem convert the cash to naira, na 120mill b dat oooo.

U nor see wetin UTI and KEVIN PAM de do when they won the bba respectively? Dem confuse wella....and that is 1/4 of the cash....broda. see how dem mad taya.

The only thing to do is, take u to russia where u dont understand their language, keep u in a house, off ur fone, that's all.

One comedian even said "i go put the money for bank, come take myself to psychiatric hospital. I.e 30 mill wey dem uti win"......talkless of 120mill.....na die oooo...

amiskurie: .make dem no use dem calm the ocean.

hahahaha....nigerians are funny! How take dem calm de ocean, na goat dem be? Ogbanje thingz....



Come to think of it, why oba sef go de carry him hand slap person? Royal shame!

And he said he's bigger than everybody......


'All of u' crooner is having it real hot.....u sure say dem no cause am make hin jst dey collect slap? Sms....

GOD, can my dear country ever get to this stage?


People are talking of high-speed rail line, we are talking of reviving our railway with those archeic catapillars called trains.....


Shrug my shoulder(sms).....

[quote author=acidosis™]goodluck man[/quote]thank u, acid-o-six!

1 million dollars? Oga mi, i can remain mute indifferent for that amount.

Wetin i wan talk wey my dollars dey bank de increase?

Who wan talk b4? As long as no be food and water dem go say make i no take....no wahala.

I go jst dey like sheep(V.I.O) for more than one year sef.


Na my own b dat, i no knw how others go handle am...

[quote author=acidosis™]In my place, we don't celebrate xmas with traitors

Anyway, "Happy christmas", I'm sure you enjoyed yourself

Uhmm... let me put a smile on your face; Let it be known today 26th December, 2012. That I give up... you can kiss & hug from now till eternity. I'll stay away as I find my way.. Happy? [/quote]the the words in bold gat me dancing to acapella. It is a good thing u threw in the towel....nice one!

ilugunboy: My boss ..no vex, things happened way too fast to inform you guys...and now that you've heard...let's rock it.

now i understand. Oya, let's hit the dance floor.....

xynerise: Thanks. How did u spend yours?

it was sumtous....

I jst de rock ur daughter(caracta) even while she was sick, we stil spend time together to mark the day... mehn.

Thank u sir for having her as a daughter....

Ivynwa: D-D-D Dejay Badosky

Post the video make we hear your song nah.


After wedding party na Bachannal nah, anything can happen. No be you say make we wait by the side before?

i see...*grabs ivynwa to further create entropy in the system already disorganised by our akpala-music loving dj, idowu*

ilugunboy: Pls guys, this is my wedding night...behave please!

ilugun hooks who? How come i was not invited? *drives off*

U sure say this topic never turn to off-topic chat? Oya, let's go there....na dat one i like pass...

lalaosky: lol..you forgot to add my jingle-pringle to your google-buggle...me and idowu go soon marry after we don samah for madam werey bukkah

hahaha....'jingle-pringle' is now patented, saved and reserved for caracta.


U and idowo wan samah for madam bukkah? I might read meaning to this....

U sure say no be her waist u want?

*dances to inyanya's 'ur waist'*

xynerise: I have been with my family

intresting! Welcome back!

Idowuogbo: Oh yea! It's Boxing Day na! Make I unleash d dragon give u small. Bros, body dey bite u?

i nor ready for any jaguda boxing today....if. i ready u go knw nau.

Them say na u b dj, oya free some akpala music for us.

Ivynwa: Hey
Why you come dey shakey shakey bumbum
When you know say you no getey getey
Bumbum
Hey
Oya shakey shakey bumbum
Cos for this gbedu you must need need the
Bumbum
Shakey bumbum bumbum

hahahahaha.........bum-bum nor dey....na chairman dey oooo...

lalaosky: nna eh, i tire o...na sleep i kill?

@ivy, thanks for insightfull post.you're truly a daughter of the soil...may your days be long on this planet

@caseless, you're invited to the wedding between berem and ilugun with DJ ivy nwa and DJ badosky on the wheels of steel

*crying*...when will i get my own wife...

Oga seun, jarus and OAM4J please bless this wedding so that celebrations and E-rocking can start

oh...google-buggle! Ilugunboy don de marry? Lawdamawssi!

*dances to wizkid & sarz' samba*

Ivynwa: Oya shakey shakey bumbum
Cos for this gbedu you must need need the bumbum
Shakey bumbum bumbum
You must need need the bumbum
Shakey bumbum bumbum (bumbum)
You must need need the bumbum
O di dan dan (dan dan)
You must need need gan gan
O di dan dan (dan dan)
dan dan
dan
dan
da
d
d
d
.
.
.
.
dan
dan
dan

*dances*

Ehen, wey bum-bum sef?

lalaosky: chei..lekwanu ezigbo afa caseless kwesiri igu mu oburu OGBUNAMMIRI...caseless choose one of those names for me while arrangeing one sweet yourba lady wey i go marry...na wedding things...DJ badosky where you dey na?

no wahala....i go find u one.

Ehen, who be the dj wey u talk, na badosky? Na akpala music go carry the day b that.


Shrug my shoulder(sms)....

Idowuogbo: Area!!! Na kukere tinz? Oya decale!

what is this, was the post for u? Better remove ur post oooo...i must reply b4 u. Ehen, lala wey u? Na idowu jst de block my way since...

Comot for road, idowu!

Ivynwa: He-e-e-y-y Caseless, hold it there abeg find another chieftancy title for lalaosky, the umuadas(Igbo daughters) rejected this one. Ogbuna gini? Who i m wan kill?

hold it where? Hahahah... Lalaosky is ogbunnamirating with those lines of his, so he got ogbunnamirised with the ogbunnamiri title....simple!




U knw how d name take come?

Jarus: Blessed

u don come back?

edoyad: What even happened in the first place? What's the meaning of the Mexican soap opera styled drama going on? Has Nairaland been sold to Mark Zuckerberg without consulting us elders?Cos I'd really like my own cut.

*falls from kilmanjaro*

lalaosky: .

as an associate/expatriate igbo, i have this igbo title for myself which is; OGBUNNAMIRI....i can share it with u. U be ogbunnamiri of nl!



I no knw say u be igbo sef! Oya, make we go there....

CFCfan: It's all in d spirit of the season

there is more to it than jst the spirit of the season.....i kiss my wife, one intruder is angry...can u imagine that? Sms

xynerise: Family is fine. Just coming back from some exotic places

officer xynerise, where have u been? Happy belated xmas!

[quote author=acidosis™]you go just dey send kisses, hugs anyhow...




smh...[/quote]is this how say 'happy xmas' to a farmily man?
Beside, u cant jst enter my house jst like that and , watch me kiss my wife..u are encroaching on my privacy...pls. i'm a married man, so u must observe protocol when dealing with me or i call the police(coporal xynerise). Caracta is my sucre, stay away.

*frowns cos he truncated my fun-time*

*chases him out of my sitting room, closes the door and kissing continues*

What flatulence! Banned for saying the truth or what?

This can only happen in nigeria...instead of them to come out defend the allegation he put out against them, rather they're banning him.....rawbbaish!

And they even have the guts to say they are refering him to the disciplinary committee. NFF itself is an embodiment of indiscipline.

The league body is always fighting as to who is chairman, who is secretary...so much fights over who won what, and NFF , Up till now has not been able to put its house in order....so what are they telling us about discipline/disciplinary committee?

They can do whatever they like to osaze....all i knw is that, he remain one of our greatest footballers of all time.

Caracta: I'm fine caseless. Very fine.

good to know. *kisses*

Caracta, how are u doing? Ur bodi nko?

channel 190: sorry I meant peace witot bottles

ok.....