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nneh1: Yes i will date a good guy but the question is were are the good guys? Every guy claims he is bad.

i'm here...look no further...

abiL: Yes!

...If he hasn't got a face like a smacked arśe

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Mascot take note....

mascot87: What if you want to get hold of a snake?












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then i dnt have to turn/act like snake to get hold of it, rather, i'd use my HTC AMPHIBIAN FONE to send it back to its rightful phyllum.

RudySmith: LWKMD, that's because u didn't read his previous post.

hahaha....i guess so....that shld be the reason i cud not connect dem

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]lol. Reminds me of some actors in a Yoruba epic movie with d hair cut of Obama Style, Punk, Tints etc. I rmbrd asking wether those hair styles existed in Yorubaland around 300 years ago. Bunch of money hungry people who don't use their brains well.[/quote]this post gat me lolling like lolling machine..... Yoruba own too funny, u can even hear 'mofe lo ra miniras(mineral..pepsi)' , 'beben lo' , or names like 'jeniffer, richard, coker, henshaw, branch' in epic movies....how the names take de for those days i nor knw...

RudySmith: Don't u think that answering this thread simply made U look like the people that u r quick to look down upon?! such thread r interesting, the ones that people dont want to reply to, r not. It is simple common sense.
People go 2 church 1nce a week, and that's all they need. They c Nairaland as an entertainment avenue, and we all know that church and religion talks r not entertaining.

hmmmm....are u sure ur response was directet to the right post? Sori, i cudn't see the connection between ur post and his.....

[quote author=fresh_dude]Hahahahaha. Banana peppersoup? I'd love to taste that flavour, erm, not you though.[/quote]hahaha....if u want to have a taste of the peppersoup, u must also act like them or else they use u to prepare the next peppersoup i.e if u resort to using banana to ur advantage.....

[quote author=lola.luv]You no get case.[/quote]thank GOD i made it! This my ID jst de fetch me luck like say i b goodluck jonathan....

pleep: fresh dude that was the funniest post in Nairaland history.

no mind fresh dude ooo...even me wey him quote sef, i no fit laff finish.....

luvmijeje: @Op what's ur definition of nice?If it's a guy dat can hold a conversation,that see me as an equal,dat cherish me,dat's faithful and that can stand by me.hmmm hmmm am nt just gonna date him I ll ask him 2 marry me.

i'm here...

RudySmith: you remind me of Dave chappelle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETKhGGYSDZA

hmmmmmm.....

5much: Caseless: Since i discovered they jst dont like nice guy, i've stopped being nice. If u want to get hold of monkey, u must act like it.....

what an observation by caseless!

naso i see am oo.. na just ganja and rude boys dem de look for. So, since it requires being rude or it takes smoking some weeds b4 getting what i want....oya, pass me the ganja*drags + puffs* fiiiiuuuuuuu

ehie: trye,among the lot you mentioned i watched Igodo and all of us girls fell in love with Chidi Mokeme then,and i always wanted to watch Shango or Sango..but havent been able to do so till date,those were the glory days of Nollywood

hmmmm... A bad one for the movie industry...

I'm sure this royal tittle was forced on him as the govno' of kano state jst becos of what the emirate was getting from his gov't and since he has gone into political oblivion, he can now be stripped off any thing he got as the governor.

If jump into it , u must definately jump out of it....

When is mancity management gong to sack MANCCINI? If somebody who won champions league with few standard players is hanging by the thread, i dont see the reason why someone who narrowly won the premier league with some of the best players the game has ever witnessed should stil be doing as the coach of mancity. Sack that italian mafia like chelsea is about do to his fellow italian, de matteo....

Where is that guy called REDSUN that has or see nothing good about nigeria and nigerians? He sees ghanaians as supernatural beigns....buncha MENSSAHS...

So, she was born, raised and schooled in ghana? Her accent got me wonderin and thinking she's a BRI'ISH. btw, who is she?

My GOD! What are these toads up to? Tattoo of 'hi' and 'its ova' crooner(toto dik)? Them de mad.....

[quote author=Mynd_44]Too much grammar[/quote]hahaha...have u 4gotten is about hard-slamming? Na to de use hard grammar oooo

[quote author=lola.luv]Good guys rock

Me, I'm with a good guy o. If I hear say I no recognise....[/quote]ayam ooo.... Ayam...ayam a good guy. How far?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I need full impact oo[/quote]i have the palliative to cushion the hard impact....infact, i'm halving the impact, as opposed to the full impact u are clamouring for.



I remove subsidy on the hard-slamming....jst to make it difficult for u to have.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I need full impact oo[/quote]i have the palliative to cushion the hard impact....infact, i'm halving the impact, as opposed to the full impact u are clamouring for.



I impose subsidy on the hard-slamming....jst to make it difficult for u to afford.

uihebom: Instead of Goodluck to use that $200million he gave them to send so many of them to film schools in America to study filming making some acting some visual effect school. He went and throw money @ hungry lions. Now the money is history. All nollywood actors thought they can come and destroy the music industry with their fake act. But all of them fell like a pack of cards. Some were able to save money for dis rainy day some were busy chasing girls. Now they are idle.

who collected/gave the money? At what point was it given? What bank was it paid into? Na scam! Nothing dey dere...

afam4eva: I used to prefer the epic movies but even now the epic movies are no better than the "Blackberry Babes" kind of movies.

in the so called epic movie of these days, u'd hear things like 'WORREVER', 'LIKE SERIOUSLY, ARE U OK?', and u can even see priests(those consulting the oracle/gods) using blackberry fone. So much rawbish in the industry....

Leopantro: i don't watch Nigerian movies but even i remember OJ productions back in those days when watching a movie made in Nigeria was interesting,educational and fun. but now i can't stand the rubbish i see as Nollywood

my broda, OJ PRODUCTIONS...u can say that again.....i watched several movies frm them in the past and u dnt find them disconnecting from nigerian scene and the true story....

ehie: there was one director,the one that produced Mama Gee and One Dollar,i think his name was issac moses or so,he was hilarious,i wonder where he is now-

what about movies like izaga, amadioha, igodo, vulga,oracle, last burial, etc....where are their directors and producers? The whole is thing left for the 'rush and make' directors and producers...smh

Youngzedd: Me too.

I don't really know what act this days.

nothing is good about them theses days and that's why u discovered that ghanians have hijacked nollywood by their indecent movies and by also recycling our old movies and stories....sad one...

[quote author=Mynd_44]I dey wait[/quote]correct!

[quote author=Mynd_44]No cushion needed. I wanna go hard[/quote]i have it cushioned already and if u insist, i might get my chain.