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[quote author=fresh_dude]Shuo, inside turning to monkey and manipulating monkey with banana, which one pay you pass?[/quote]since i'm in their jungle, i must act like them...if not so, they can kidnap me and as well take the the banana(2:0)...have u 4gotten they say 'when in rome, act like the roman'? If i'm looking like them(monkeys), we can even throw party and dance together as folks, but if na banana method i carry , them go use me do peppersoup. U think am....

[quote author=Mynd_44]Na im sure pass[/quote]somebody shld cushion the wall for him to have a soft-slamming. Abeg, make u no use ur forehead, use the side of ur head. *watches from the corner*

redsun: The shame of a nation where the elders have gone crazy,adorning bandits.

I weep for nigerian youths.How can a people be so primitive to point of not been able what is right or wrong?

what's ur problem with nigeria? Do u think u can win anybody to ur side with this rawbish u typed out here. Our intellects are by far more that that of ghana...u can't jst jump out with this conclusion that we're primitive to the point not knowing what's right. Com'on, we are models for ghanaians....what's ghana without nigeria? Face ur ghana....

Dibangoking: it was an experience I couldn't imagine could happen to me of all people

after series of worships, u stil found out ur heavenly CGPA has not increased right(as in u saw that u are on the sideline, nothing good about u)? Are u on probation? Despite ur Godliness, u saw in ur dream that u are in hell? My guy change religion shap-shap...no jst decieve urself. Btw, what is ur rligion?

advocate666: The type of hatred that comes out of the godly is truly amazing.

the kind of bile that comes out of the GOD-LESS is realy amazing!

[quote author=mc~evans]Bruv, what i saw online really scared me ohh.[/quote]maybe u shld share it with us. Since i have not heard this my pple(language), i find it hard to believe cos na dem de carry this kind thing for head pass. I'm suprised i've not heard this...

diutor: MTN Nigeria has increased their data allowance on some of their plans.

Night 3GB 4.5GB
Weekend 3GB 4.5GB
Daytime 3GB 4.5GB
Monthly 5GB 7.5GB

and what happened to the daily 10MB, increased to 12.5MB? Discrimination......

MAI-MALFA(the man with da hat)= hausa name for GEJ

PADLOCK EGBERE JOLANTERN=GEJ. Source: subsidy protest.

REALITY101: Boring as hell

run back to sexuallity section.

I was here...

U are wellcome! Even as i no vote...u are stil welcome...

How? Says who? I de kill am wel-wel...which badluck? U wan allow make him harm u? Dey dere.....

"Imoto li' epi jiji , ihi ego nwu"....an adage in my language....means; when a child develop long d'ick, he should use it on his mates and not somebody older than him. Wizkid, go and look for ur mates....nonesense.

tew: thanks bro,just wanted to push him further and know how faithful he can be in his years beyond.i.e after death

that guy will surely roast in hell except he repents. We have them here...buncha fuccking losers!

advocate666: I see him as powerless foolish dictator who has only fear as a tool to control his gullible followers.

a'uzu billahi minal-shaytan rajim! Atheist, did u jst type this? ALLAHU AKBAR(GOD IS GREAT)! If u dont believe he exists, we do...so mind the rawbish u spew out here... U losing zero-God anteater! How foolish....

tew: thats terrible.may be you dont get it,i'm talking about God

u are just waisting your time asking that anti-God...he's an atheist.

I don't watch home videos anymore....

Sometimes i ask myself this question; where are the likes of OJ PRODUCTIONs? Gone are days when we watched epic movies with passion. We are into contemporary things and the story is something else. Shoddy things in nollywood....

What did u see in ur dream? Oya , continue the story....

I'm not intrested...na their merger and cpc i de anxiously wait for....

[quote author=Mynd_44]I need a brick wall[/quote]abeg, dont slam ur head on it...pls

[quote author=fresh_dude]Wrong. You must use the banana to your advantage. ;DWrong. You must use the banana to your advantage.[/quote]hahaha...dis guy, no make me laff o. Even me sef de look for banana, i neva see am chop and u wan make i go give monkey chop...for weye...

ilugunboy: Na so so bad boys full this thread...

ilugun, na u we de follow.

[quote author=Mynd_44]No problem[/quote]thank u...coming with real banger!