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Wher belamour?

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Wher belamour?

Demaejy: @Explorer, pls pair me up with Ariyke and any other guy nao.. Vivian and aunebanty re nt around..

Na she i wan go 4 b4, but i'm paired with abil,which is cool too. Manage wat u hav whr u are

abiL: I'm here o. Ready when you are

No wahala na. It seems d other guy has gone into oblivion. Ok, i'm here 4 u. *monopolises her*

[quote author=D-Explorer] Caseless, abiL is around. Thanks! [/quote]Shap guy, i see ur work. God bless ur wife!

Na me and who de woo her sef? d person don lose cos we've initiated sumtin last time in da course of our rancour. *takes d odd moment off her mind*

D-explorer, after d whole agitation dis is how it ended. Cud u believe my service provider and my fone conspired against me? Abil?? Is dis providence or sumtin? Oya, move our slot down we go do am ova 9t. Whr she de? *No beaf*

[quote author=acidosis™]My sweerieee... ...am loaded back and am here to cause commotion..[/quote]guy, wear ur pant! Na only ur name she cal? And u'r being monopolistic here with dat ur reply. She's opened 2 wooing and b ready 2 face a stiff opposition. *me, i must say*

Caracta: Thanks to the traffic. What's been going on here? Wish i didn't go to work today.

Caseless, how far with your babe nah?

Acidosis, it's almost 7pm o. Ready?

d hottest 'hot-tottie', d most outstanding ARMCANDY in here...CARACTA..u'r top on my list. Acidosis has gone into romance oblivion. I hope d-Explorer is watchin. *scampers 4 safety*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Madam hold your horses jare. . .
This is basically for fun. Majority of people wooing each other here don't even have a profile pic, so this no be serious issue. He must be this and that blah, worth it blah blah. Wetin? Dem born you for mars? Abeg freestyle. . .
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how men changes! Sexkillz dat's alwayz thought of as takin side wen it comes 2 gals, is now or has now risen 2 d bait. I like d part of u dat's attackin 2day. Yarn dem gals d truth.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Do you want my husband I am sensing homopholia from you.[/quote]common mrs, i dont want ur husband rather i'm protecting perharps, his most cherished asset(you) from being wooed by wooing-gang. I'm homophobic u knw. If d 'mrs' in ur ID dos not mean u'r married, then happy me. I'v gat d lines 2 woo u or sweet talk u into my wonderful 'niche of inceasant love'. I don tay dey like u sef. 2day na 2day, i'm ready 4 u..oya bosigbamgba kajo!

bennyraz: Ok

correct!

bennyraz: marrissa, Chokolee(m), Slicqy prizzy(f), D-Explorer, ikekings(m), 190-the-clown, slimyem(f), sanb(f), vivian chinaza(f), caseless, laberry101(m), bennyraz(m), sexkillz(m) and 4 guest(s)


U dis girl, who art thou

thou is open 2 wooing? Ar u in ? Ok holla d-xplorer shap-shap b4 gate close.

bennyraz: [size=18pt]aint discouraging any man here O O O! im just kidding besides i know IDowu is an easy going chick, fun to be with and all the blah blah blah.. besides she gat lovely curves let me say i kinda of know her sha ***OGBA REPRESENTING***[/size]

hmmm...ar u sure? Ok,tell her i luv her curves i.e if she's dat arched like u jst pointed out. *runs frm attack*

Ariyke: U realy mean business oo

Hot-tottie, u'r involved. So, i mean buisness and d buiness appear 2 mean me also. *winks+wooing her*

[quote author=acidosis™]meaning? YOU DON'T LOVE ME?[/quote]anxiety

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Another suggestion. . .

120 seconds is too small. The competition starts by 7pm and should run for 12 hours atleast.

Wooing a lady takes effort, and she is free to interact with her toaster, asking him questions that would influence her choosing him. Some ladies are not moved by a single post, but by series. . . Brb
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u correct die! U no b MOD by accident.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Where are the romantic men that can ACTUALLY WOO WOMEN

This is the most disappointing thread ever![/quote]i need 2 cal mr chima and tel him mrs chima is here overseeing a 'young n wild' event. Giv me oga chima numba abeg. How ur kids?

Babe, chilax! Time de come.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Snoring.[/quote]married woman keep off! Or i tell mr chima u ar here 2 b wooed.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Whoever is gonna woo ~vicky~ abeg put "I will buy you brazilian hair" for your line *top secret* [/quote]Hmm..nice 'tip-off'! Brazilian hair ADDICT!

[quote author=D-Explorer]In one word, what should i do? [/quote]In one word, ar u not moderatin and pairing?

Ok, i'm waiting in anticipation. D-EXPLORER, i'm also expektin an explicit rule..not too stiff or too flexible 2 help easy ride when d game kicks off.

Caracta: One word: CASELESS

D-explorer, decipher dis pls. Cud dis mean i'm favoured here? Ok, acidosis wil definately b sent 2 romance oblivion in no distant time.whr is ma magnifying glass ?*blurs vision*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Pair this guy with idowu. . . Make we hear word abeg.
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And he shall b quenched outrightly!

D-xplorer, nice list! Since dis list is provisional, i'l hav 2 wait 2 delist a non-intrested candidate b4 i pick. Dou, i'v laid siege 2 arikye's niche and my bait is on d hook floatin around CARACTA. Ample of choice 2 choose from!

Caracta: lol...no comment

ther must b a comment, dear! Say 'u luv' acidosis and d effect wil b felt all ova d forum. Talk of tremor in ur 'YES' and d love-dovey wil take off immediately. *acidosis hopes*

[quote author=acidosis™] Caracta(f )

[/quote]Wat is dat? Is dat a juice or new name for tampico,hollandia?

Demaejy: hahaha , u dey fear? Anyway dat wench badt, i'm wondering who will won her hrt

transgendered is ratha apt 2 b her name. I no wan lose my balls o. Hahaha..@wench..u mean she's a young-old lady? *awaits her repraisal attack*

Sexkillz, u knw why i'm in a hurry na. U knw 'its offer open while stock last', so, i'm so agitated due 2 d aforementioned factor. No punish me with idowuogbo abeg! *nods off...disclaimer*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What if you are paired with idowuogbo?
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Aah! Na dere e go end o. Her royal 'razness' d bugaboo of nairaland(id'ogbo)! Evn my lithified LIVER wl b pulverizd

Whr is d op or d list?

Whr is d op? Whre d list?