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Whr is CARACTA? Pls tel her i'm wooing her in ABSENTIA frm d viewing centre. *lays siege 2 d viewing centre*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Charge your English teacher first. . .
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Ma english teacher is a lady and na ur hous she de com always..U see why she taught me d wrng tin she got frm u?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why you dey cry?
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I wil charge u 4 conpempt and Misapropriation 4 looting our gals(general proprty) 2 ur foreign account 4 prsonal use.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yeah. Make people reach house na. . . Me go still dey road then sef.

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Road frm whre?NL get ofice? Ok, await NL protestrs com 2 ur ofice 4 takin all d gals

190: Caseless na u worse pass
That's stuff u said abt D-x and killz yesterday still crackin me up

Hahaha..s-kilz and D-X get long legs. i tink say na PDP they wan show, i for show dem say i be NL tunde bakare. U gat 4?..u b man!

190:
dont you dare!!

Explorer remeber those gurls choose me, he has to go work on his own women
you dont wanna play with a group of angry women been curbed off their nairaland sweetheart do you

i'm loling

[quote author=D-Explorer]Not at all, those on the list had a pick each, i only got them the second.[/quote]i undrstand. *goes back 2 viewing centre*

ghettodreamz: Day dreaming This can only happen in the western world not in Nigeria.

U'r right, g-dreamz! But it wil not b a wild goose chase 2 find such in nigeria. No tel me say d babe wey u woo no get dz qualities o? Hahahaha.

Shaolintemple, killin saru wiwa shld not b used 2 judge him bad. Saru wiwa killd pple too whom tot suport d govt den. D pple saru wiwa kild,ar they frm d north or non-ogonis? In some sense, abacha saved som lives too by takin dat steps.

U need 2 hear his finance ministr speak b4 u knw diz pple ar jst tagin him bad. So wat he killed saru wiwa?Didn't yaradua order d police or army 2 kil moh'd yusuf? wat was saru wiwa doin dat was differnt frm dat of d slained BH leader?He killd chiefs too

Genbuhari, if they say he looted moni and kept dem in swiss bank. Ok, whr is d moni in his name dat was returnd 2 nigeria?

Big and bold dickson! As at 96 abacha was already givin close 17% 2 ND, he linkd roads and bridges in d ND. Rawling killd sum ppl b4 ghana cud b gud 2day. If he(abacha) had killd OBJ, do u tink we'd hav gon thru wat we'r witnessin snce 1999? Hail abacha!

Rexsul: Who is Nigeria sef?

nigeria is one person dat has everything,but lack everything. Corruption has been its drivin force and poverty has weakened her fabric. Dou, i stil luv her with all my heart!

Dailynews, u'r right. Them de decieve themsef.

Talk of CONFERENCE sex! U and ur guy drill one hooker 2gether? Guy, u're in soup!

Onila, I'm with u on this one . How can a gal smoke, drink and b responsible? I no like gal wey de smoke or drink.

nbem2008: @Akinbola2

If you are able to get on a computer, online and sign up for NL membership, then you should know it's BALD head Not BARRED head.

Mtn don bar d guy taya

My good GOD, u'r d giver of a wife like this...infact u gave dis gentle man in d pic. GOD, i pray u give me a wife like dis one, even if she's 60% close 2 dis woman here.God, I nor pray 2 get d man condition, but i want his kind of wife evn if i'm fit.

Op, i laff i wan die at 'gorgeous alex who is well-endowed at the lower region". i'm Not his fan and i can neva b his fan. Fan uti 4 wat? Fan him 4 doin nothin? No!

Frm viewing centre *grabs coat of arm*

190:

I taya o.. I tink say d prsn wey make am 2 d hall of fame fit reach dis stage..hahaheee. A typical case of 'person wey get papa 4 heaven no dey enter hell fire'. *Goes back 2 viewing centre..stares at d PLASMA TV*

Watchin frm d viewin centre...oya! *Grabs codeine,tramol,kolanut,power fist and weed*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I think we have derailed enough. . .
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Close dis one and open d former one cos na dere fun dey pass. Derailin can b legal dere 2 avoid chokin dis one up.

[quote author=D-Explorer]We await nominations![/quote]D-x, how come u and sexkillz ar on dat list? Sexkilz lost 2 acidosis, and u moderated as an overseer. I'm buggered u and s-killz made d list. Una chnge d criteria frm makin it 2 H of F to 'any1 can do?

Caracta: Caseless, thanks for the compliment, but i didn't write it for you

hahahaha...dis is d handiwork of my opponents. Hav u 4gotten dat u askd me if u cud woo me and i said 'yes'? Oh poker-joker! U cant jst woo into d air witout directin it sumone. My head dey dere. My compliments were with respkt 2 dat earlier agreement, pretty. U deserve those compliments and there they are 4 none but u. *lays siege 2 snatch her*

Caracta: That's my middle name

wooow! I like dat.

Caracta: Our first meeting was magical
The second was 'practical'
I stared hard at you, i couldn't take my eyes off.
And when you spoke, my knees weakened.
You touched me and i was on fire.

Eyes like sapphire
Skin as smooth as silk
Voice as clear as crystal.

Where on earth did you come from?
From what were you formed?
I call you Onyx; you call me Zoe.

Please don't pick another
For i am your 'other'
You are simply the best of them all.
I love you fiercely.
You and I could make the whole world jealous

EMERALD, what a 'sumcious' piece u have laid out here. ab initio to the the last letter, u were wonderful in your inputs. I'm indeed buggered, cos this has displayed the CHARACTER in CARACTA. The character or inborn that's cosmopolitant 2 only CARACTA has drawn out more of her prowess on this. This is a confining piece and i feel enshrouded by it. Infact, i'm wooed frm my woe to a HOT-TOTTIE....! Enemies, make una no put sand 4 my garri o. *listens 2 Dbanj's 'GO DOWN' and Wande coal's 'GO LOW'*....winks*

lalaosky: Cant believe i miss this thread!!!
190, take heart man..i love your posts and together with idowu, you guys make me lmao...if ladies dont like you for it, you dont have to change for them then...keep being real man..you gon find that special gurl just as marcanthon and la parisienne did..
Love the way you poured your heart out..really feel you dawg
nice words @sexkillz..you killed it bro for not going to goggle for this game
@areqbuiser, nice posts..you got me clapping with your wooing...you blew goldieluks outta her mind.
@caseless, you fucck up.even sexkillz was shocked with your wack words
nice thread...190, cheer up once again and move on..ike, you did great...you rock for real.am proud of you...no use the "pata" stuff agen biko..lol
peace

lala or latecomer, dey careful! Who tel u say i wackinly lost to 190? I lost 2 my fone and bad network. Comon, sexkillz cant be shocked at my lines, when his cud not sail him thru. Besides, 190 and his wooed chick r/ship capsized, gone on extinction or was dead on arrival..dou, i'm not hapy about dat. D most important thing is dat i participated...hahahaha..guy, u missed d show.

aryzgreat: How was this statistic arrived at? pls don't spoil our independence celeb with ur bias quetionable stat. mtchewwwww!

Imagine! D guy go put ijaw b4 tiv. Ibibio dey and igala and kanuri dey miss. Who's dat guy?

braza, hep xplain 2 her o. She de giv u wetin d babe wey 190 woo no giv..all in d name of FORMING

ghettodreamz: Nah so... Maturity things... I likey

Sijo01: more confused!

Lawd! Sj,did i post alphabet soup?

omiobo: My bb is havin network prob since morning. Glo don start again.

No spoil our jolliment with complain u take enta romance section hall of fame? Kiaful