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Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2018
yettymuse:
Eskis sir cheesy cheesy cheesy
I dey game nau grin
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:21pm On Aug 24, 2018
INDUSTRIALFAN:
bruh... grin my dad always tell us of how he married my mum and non if the neighbors knew. They just bought beer and mineral when they got home and shared for the neighbors. The money was there but popcie no like loud things.
your dad told you all that? my dad only told me how he trailed my mom. That man sef grin

In my place, come for "introduction" and the girl's parent would ask you to pay the sadaki( Islamic dowry) , a kettle and a rosary(Islamic one). The wedding is done. You can go and do the ceremony at another time if you like. But dem don give you wife...


Things have changed a bit though. I just need such wedding. The next thing I go just give her belle. No more ceremony.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:14pm On Aug 24, 2018
pansophist:
True.

And in these days and age, marriage is just one big dic.kk measuring sport for people. In Nigeria, it is a financial pit hole for the man. I knew people who wasted years of savings, borrowed money from relatives just to have a huge wedding and guess what, they earn below 150k naira in joint income, and in huge debt. Makes no sense to me and wonder how people still do this.
I have a cousin who courted a girl for 8 years, they got married and the marriage crashed in less than 10 months. All his money went into that wedding. He's now more grounded than Nigerian airway.

The lady didn't just leave him, she burnt all his clothes and certificates - she also took him to court.

This is why I told cococandy that girls are wicked and deadly. undecided
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:06pm On Aug 24, 2018
millionboi:
God bless u bro


Dsame with me
amen, bro. And bless you , too.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:05pm On Aug 24, 2018
auxanosolar:
wish I could like ur comment more than once...... I am not a fan of elaborate wedding at all
you see why you and I should get married? cool
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
Adavizeisaac:
You've answered the man's question! You're only creating a bad idea in his mind now!
he should use his head. grin
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
enemachris:
This guy must be an eoconomist grin grin
don't you like it that way? grin
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
enemyofprogress:
<h> i wonder why menstruation blood is salty
the thought of you ever tasting that that dirty thing kills me already.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 12:01pm On Aug 24, 2018
johnjay4u2u:
Caseless I just found her for you
yettymuse is a wife material. Las las na for this thread my wife dey.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 11:59am On Aug 24, 2018
LynnnCHI:
Yes a million is ok .

All you need to do is to make the two ceremonies same day.Preferably,the white wedding should be done in the village of the bride or around same town.You can do this in any time of the day,if you guys are catholic better!A priest can fix you guys on any during morning massFirst mass on a Sunday is sweet because the coverage in video will show we'll dressed congregants.


After that proceed to the venue of the traditional wedding.Do your thing.Avoid buying can drinks.Make sure more than 90 are in bottles.Avoid high drinks like Heineken and Guinness,buy in little quantities if you must.

Other cheap brands are Hero,Goldberg,Star,Legend,etc


I think a million naira is Ok
And during rainy season things are relatively cheap.I wish you the best.Atleast you get1 million.Some people no get to pay bride price sef.




Let's say my guy has 1 million this is what I will do.

First monetizing the whole thing may cost 300k to 350k including bride price.

2 cow head costs 40k.
You can add a carton of turkey like 10k-13k
Bag of rice 18k
Gallon of red oil ten liters is 4000
Vegetable oil 9000
Tomatoes fresh 6000
Tin tomatoes 3000
Other ingredients including Maggie salt and the rest around 7k
Two basket of onions 2k

Soap Egusi a bucket is ok
And ogbomo half bucket is ok
Every other ingredients for soup is minor.Na the meat and fish be the look

2 bag of semo 6k
Garry or Akpu 6k

You can add salad or moimoi if you want.Salad is perfered cos w cheap for rainy season.Cabbage carrot and Irish potatoes and eggs are ok with biggest bama.Person wey know how to run am no go spend more than 5k.Secret if good salad na creaming.Blend sugar with bama and peak milk and salad go sweet.

Remove like 20k for dried and stock fish
Cameroon pepper like 500 is ok
Crawfish bucket is 1500

Renting of pots and canopies depending on how many 25k

Renting of wedding gown like 20k

Both of your traditional wear both of you can wear good lace for 10 yards around 35k in lagos Island market.You can chose to wear normal Senator.Aba near Ph ,you fit run an there with your wedding suit.Just buy better check material see the suit them buy plain material for trouser wey go fit am.E no cost.Just use good tailor wey no work The color of trouser should be same as your blazers.

Better shoe for island you will buy 12k.But you can still buy two for that amount.If I'm a guy I go vesper buy correct OK sanders like 8k for traditional wedding and 5k shoe for whites.I don't like cover shoes on senator wears.Good leather palm sandals is classy!Just pedicure your legs well.

Gele and shoe around 10k
Beads like 3k
And there's provisions to rent if need be.

For drinks
250k is ok
You can buy local liquors like They sell 100 in four cartons.The reason is that this little drinks are handle and when guys begin to take it with other bottles they will get really high.Just make it available and cold.

Go for other hots like captain jack,etc

Calculate and get back to me make we add more.
are you a lady?
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 11:53am On Aug 24, 2018
INDUSTRIALFAN:
we think alike. I sometimes wonder why unlike American weddings, Nigerians like to over do everything. I want a wedding with at most 50 people.
white people in a relationship can decide to get married and decide to inform their respective families via phone and the wedding would be held with few friends in attendance.

You want 50? grin you try sef. Na only 5 I need.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 11:50am On Aug 24, 2018
1miccza:
Its easier said than done
if only you knew me . My in-laws would find a strange person in me. If they won't me their daughter because I want something low, they can keep her.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 11:48am On Aug 24, 2018
pansophist:
I think I am actually worse than you lol. No matter how big one wedding is, at the end, it will be between you and your spouse.

I won't even do a wedding. Its a waste of resources and I personally dislike attention. My money will go for something tangible, like building business for my household and invest in our future.
I can't even stand crowd sh!t that comes with wedding. I can't send invitation to people for them to come and attend my wedding; I hate creating problems for people.

I hate attention and I want everything extremely low.
Crime › Re: Power-drunk Lagos DPO Leads Team To Mosque For Raid, 'We paid N30k For Bail' by Caseless: 10:36am On Aug 24, 2018
embarassed

If we talk dem go call us terrorists. The worst time and place to offend muslims is in the mosque or in time of prayers.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 10:35am On Aug 24, 2018
yettymuse:
GROWTH! husband material infinity yards!
you're a wife material , too.

Romance › Re: Man Checks Out His Fiancée's Backside In Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos by Caseless: 10:31am On Aug 24, 2018
Crixina:
Everything is just careless, done with a care free attitude. Everything is just about the thrill of the ceremony, nothing concrete enough to sustain it beyond the thrill of ceremony, sex and showoff.
na so one wey share cars as souvenirs at his wedding divorced less than 5 months into their marriage.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 10:14am On Aug 24, 2018
iyke649:
. Wow I like ya concept, but wat if u love ha. Will u leave ha 4 someone els
I love with my head. I just don't fall like that; one leg in, one leg out. I can't stand a crushing heartbreak.
Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless:
iyke649:
wat if she no accept?
I'm nomadic and extremely liberal in the way I fall for women. If she does not accept, I move to the next one. There are many conservative families that shares my ideology.
Crime › Re: Native Doctor Arrested After A Lady Died While Being Delivered Of Witchcraft by Caseless: 9:11am On Aug 24, 2018
Deliver him of witchcraft too.

Family › Re: Nigerian Feminist Narrates How She Avoided Kneeling For Her Husband Durin Weddin by Caseless: 8:55am On Aug 24, 2018
Stupid girl!


She should not have gotten married in the first place. She should create a deek for herself.

Romance › Re: Confession : How My Uncle Friend F++ked Me In Our Parlor by Caseless: 8:50am On Aug 24, 2018
What's this? The title says "my uncle's friend", and the content is saying" Me, my girlfriend, her mom".



I'm coming to your house to come and beat you.

Politics › Re: Akin Alabi's Tweet About SEGUN AWOSANYA Segalink, That Put Him In Trouble by Caseless: 8:48am On Aug 24, 2018
Gggg102:
even if we see him, it would be good.

he has shown immense patriotism for Nigeria, and service to Nigerians.
he'd go the way of our many so called activists who went into politics.
Politics › Re: Payment Of New Biafra Income Tax Announced By Ralph Uwazuruike Of MASSOB by Caseless: 8:46am On Aug 24, 2018
Igbo amaka grin grin

Events › Re: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by Caseless: 8:40am On Aug 24, 2018
I won't spend one 1 million on any wedding.

If I'm spending that on my woman or on her business - I'll even give more. When it comes to marriage, I'm very low-key.

I need just 5-6 people at my wedding. On a lowest key...
Politics › Re: Osun Poll: APC Lawmaker In Akande’s Constituency Defects To PDP by Caseless: 8:39am On Aug 24, 2018
Inconsequential member!
Politics › Re: Pst Esther Martins Saiyou For House Of Assembly Yelga 2, Flooded Bayelsa State by Caseless: 8:36am On Aug 24, 2018
grin

The two most lucrative business in Nigeria is politics and the church. Pastors are found in both.

Nigerian Pastors are really industrious!

Politics › Re: Akin Alabi's Tweet About SEGUN AWOSANYA Segalink, That Put Him In Trouble by Caseless: 8:34am On Aug 24, 2018
Gggg102:
actually, he has said he isn't interested in public office. although those who feel his good work are pushing him to.
Even those oppressing us today had people who pushed them at some point. They cunningly turned that "push" down only to spring back up to our faces after "extensive consultation".


Mark my word: you'll see him one day.
Car Talk › Re: Diesel Engine And Petrol Engine Which Do You Prefer by Caseless: 8:28am On Aug 24, 2018
WavesOfGlory:
Lafff... U are a case.
grin
Crime › Re: Chief Of Army Staff Ordered To Pay N11m As Damages by Caseless: 8:27am On Aug 24, 2018
Buratai, obey before complain.
Politics › Re: 2019: Uneasy Calm As Buhari Endorses Shehu Sani For Kaduna Guber by Caseless: 8:26am On Aug 24, 2018
Sai shehu!

Celebrities › Re: Alex Explains Why Tobi Could Not Be Found On Her Followers List by Caseless: 8:25am On Aug 24, 2018
This uncouth girl again? No be chioma don pin davido down so and this one is here whining as usual. You sure say this girl na confam ibo gal?




*walks out of thread in anger*

Politics › Re: Buhari To Submit 2019 Budget On NASS Resumption by Caseless: 8:22am On Aug 24, 2018
grin

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