₦airaland Forum

Sometimes, men love it old. The older the wine, the tastier and better it becomes.



At least, no menstruation and no unwanted pregnancies!

Who knows, knows.

Akpacha:
guy how isaabubakar, wan take b igbo na?

na serious ibo boy. He's under series of monikers like that.

cococandy:

I actually agree with some of the things there . I’ve seen girls do them

you've not done any of the listed before? Say God....

IsaAbubakar:
some useless street urchins will come here to form familiarity and tribe even when the man doesn't give a rat asss of his country

you're saying this because he's not from your region. If he was, you'd have been the first to scream... I**o amaka! Sadist!

israelmao:
Consensus candidate.Same old method,same people dictating the pace.

do you know how to read at all? Which same old method? Consensus candidate in a direct primary? Lol

APC is surely giving life to democracy in Nigeria. Direct primaries would definitely reduce vote-buying.

Ejimagift:
Best African rapper of all time

mode 9 is their father.

Peterosky:
.Your case is caseless to the point you almost became careless and ceaseless. Wetin ade even type self?

mtswwww

Ifebazz:
Even the bad ones? Not saying this one's bad though but it is some how when you hear eulogies at evil men's funeral and you just wonder..

he can't prove his allegations. So we can't say this one is bad for sure. Evil men deserve what people say about them after death.

ikorodureporta:
That thing wey b like smoke from a faulty plane engine

sad and hateful people everywhere.

Ya Allah, thank you for creating me a Muslim.

Nawa ooo. Respect the dead, please.

ugandalady:
a woman needs stamina for what ？

go figure, you manly Ugandan.

I wonder why the same southern leaders did not have any meeting with leaders from the NE when boko haram was killing everyone there just like they've formed with the north central. Bunch of divisive old heads!

biacan:
Take North away from this country and we'll be fine

no be your people de roast human-like gorilla de chop? Wetin dead cow wan do una again?

People that eat everything...the guys just came to sell those cows at a cheaper rate since you guys eat dead and unclean animals.

otokx:
Please let us not politicize this issue of Kidnappers, etc it is a terrible thing that is affecting Nigeria as a whole, thank God it is reducing in Rivers State.

my people learnt it from the ND. Now it has escalated here.

Cococandy people

star:
you never hear ogoja people speak am before abi..

dem sef hol pidgin like that?

ALKARULEZZ:
10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

you're a comedian

adewumiopeyemi:
. What of Kano state.

for where...

There's a major language for all in the north. So pidgin is moderately spoken there.

Truckpusher:
Dont mind the hediot.
Let him be speaking grammar upandan.

PDP has failed the people of eleme - no security for the people.

Thank God my people at trailer park and around refinery are good at self-defence.



Sai Buhari!

Sai baba

ugandalady:
what about my fingers ? a man with such tiny fingers ? am i a 6 years' old kid ?

go admire my white fingers in another thread, if not this one.

That finger is as manly as the OP.


Gay !

cococandy:
I’m sorry where’s her crime? She’s not raping him is she? She’s unethical for sure but until she raped him or fires him for not agreeing to bed her, there’s no crime yet

Apples and bananas

Women and line of defence are like ....*searches for Zuma meme*

ugandalady:
it is ok, i love violent beasts, with large genitals. they are perfect creatures.

you haven't been properly drilled before. If you have, I'm sure you won't crave more.

We've always been tempted by people like you and , only for us to get you to a corner(bed) and discover that you don't have the stamina for what you crave for online.

What's braless in your definition when I can't see what's on chest? She didn't wear bra but heartlessly covered them with another rag to our disadvantage.

Useless geh.


Why does her name sound like name of a dog?

This OP is a guy and a gay. Steer clear, people.

cococandy:
What’s my business with this?

"remember our deek leads us to all sorts of crime"?

This innocent janitor is about to lose his job because someone with a hole in between her legs is on the loose.