Foreign Affairs › Re: Emmanuel Macron: 5 Things To Know About The New France President-elect by Caseless: 5:25am On May 08, 2017 |
Good. The most interesting thing is, he's chroming his high-school teacher. That guy get liver. Miss mariam (my secondary school biology teacher), where art thou? I can't what I faced in my boxer when we had class on 'reproduction'. Who no like this part of biology then? |
Family › Re: Father Of Two Wanted One More Child, Then Got Triplets (Photo) by Caseless: 5:12am On May 08, 2017 |
God is great! |
Politics › Re: Unfounded Speculations About Buhari’s Health Should Stop – Tinubu by Caseless: 5:10am On May 08, 2017 |
Those who speculate, we don't take them seriously anymore. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: FRANCE DECIDEDS: Macron, 39, New French President. Can We Have Same In Nigeria?? by Caseless: 5:06am On May 08, 2017 |
It's possible if our youths chose not to be stupid anymore. |
Politics › Re: Buhari To Travel Tonight For Medical Followup. VP To Takeover by Caseless: 5:00am On May 08, 2017 |
jumboo: To be fair, he alluded to this fact that he will be going back when he landed after the first trip. Irrespective, he owes it to Nigerians the state of his health! don't mind doctokwus who acts like those kids who crave for 'likes' and will be yammering as a result. Buhari told us he'll be going back for a follow up in weeks. These senseless kids talk like sickness is not hanging on every soul. |
Travel › Re: Owerri: Home Of Hotels, Shopping Malls And Club Houses (Photos) by Caseless: 9:53pm On May 07, 2017 |
BlackDBagba: How much were you paid for this?!
Clean place though  lol. The city has a night-life. Nice place though. |
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Meets Tinubu, To Join APC by Caseless: 9:48pm On May 07, 2017 |
SillyMods: Nigeria's politics is not good for nation building. There should be a law prohibiting this cross-carpeting at will. of all people sef, na koro wan join apc. Too bad. There should be a law that when decamp, you must stay in that party for 8 years b4 contesting in an election. |
Culture › Re: 10 Ways To Say ‘hello’ To A Nigerian by Caseless: 9:40pm On May 07, 2017 |
mbhs139: @OP, you need to be told, in case you don't know, that you don't use Bawo ni! just for anybody and at any place or time. For instance, in Yoruba land, you can't greet your seniors saying Bawo ni!, it is wrong. You actually use Bawo ni! for a much younger person than you or to your pal. I think that is clear. Just like telling your dad's elder brother that how far!, you know that's wrong, at least in the Yoruba context. true! |
Culture › Re: 10 Ways To Say ‘hello’ To A Nigerian by Caseless: 9:38pm On May 07, 2017 |
Afam4eva: In Igbo, there are different ways of saying Hello
Kedu - This is the most common Kekwanu Ke nke na eme Ole nke na eme Ogini na fio does this not mean "what's happening?" bende people in abia say "owara" to mean hello too. |
Politics › Re: SGF: Ex-cpc Members Lobby For Tony Momoh, Galadima by Caseless: 9:25pm On May 07, 2017 |
bkool7: Tony Momoh please . He is the closest to Buhari and he has a track record of being incorruptible true. Galadima dumped buhari at some points simply because buhari came back to contest in 2015 cos he had said he won't contest again after '11 election. |
Politics › Re: SGF: Ex-cpc Members Lobby For Tony Momoh, Galadima by Caseless: 9:22pm On May 07, 2017 |
Excuzeme: With What Tony Momoh has done and is doing with ChannelsTV ....Buhari will be foolish to have such PDP mole inside his inner Cabinet.
ChannelsTV has now become the official Opposition TV station owned by PDP. don't mix john momoh with tony momoh. |
Health › Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Caseless: 9:12pm On May 07, 2017 |
Kondomatic: Tastes funny lol! Feminism must be funny too. |
Celebrities › Re: Kunle Remi: Adesua Etomi Dated & Left Actor For Banky W (Photos) by Caseless: 10:38am On May 07, 2017 |
Afonjashapmouth: No way in naija wey u go succed and your past no go hunt you chaii. Enemies must dig up.you tape I fear Una. lol! Funny . I tire sef. |
Car Talk › Re: Porsche Cayenne Sets Record By Towing A 259,000KG Airbus A380 Jet (video) by Caseless: 9:43am On May 07, 2017 |
ironheart: The car take style shit for pant, hear the sound, at higher RPM what do you expect? That's like pulling 5 dangote trucks with 800 bags of cement on each. Remember, the truck without load weighs 17 tonnes. If you add 40 tonnes to it, that's 57tonnes. That plane weighs 259 tonnes . That car is good. |
Politics › Re: Amaechi To Dredge River Niger With N100m, Instead Of N47b Jonathan Approved by Caseless: 7:41am On May 07, 2017 |
mr1759: see mumu, if this news is true your claim cannot also be true go check your record it was our then sick President yaradua that was dredging not goodluck , good luck was only busy with realistic things like building railway etc you're a blind illiterate. You didn't know yaradua flagged it off, gej came and brought it to a halt and re-awarded it. Obj started the abuja-lokoja express way. were some toads not here telling us that gej built that road? So why are you giving an uncompleted and exaggerated project to yaradua and not gej? |
Business › Re: Breaking: DSS Arrests Ifeanyi Ubah Over N11b Oil Theft by Caseless: 7:04am On May 07, 2017 |
nkwuocha1: Hmm.
Northern agenda. Na only him dey thief oyel? Yeye dey smell. Rubbish!
Watch as Ndi AFON-NJO will scamper here like tse tse fly to poo i feel like insulting you, but, I won't. |
Politics › Re: The President Is Sick, So What? By Olalekan Adigun by Caseless: 6:59am On May 07, 2017 |
fergie001: The President of a Nation is serious business.So for the nation not to see her president and be fed with doublespeak from his handlers is even more worrisome. The incident of G.H.Bush on 8/1/92,where he fainted did not toe the heavy path of resignation(rumours even had it that he had 'kicked the bucket') because he had already lost a re-election bid to Bill Clinton and was set to handover less than 12days from the incident.However the media was awash as it is now,memes and jokes were parodied even by Japanese and even till today,Jan 8 is seen as fun day for a section of the media in the US and Japan. Except for political expediency,by certain people(which I don't concur),no-one wishes Buhari or any one dead.But all what the masses are saying is his ailment is intervening with his job,if it isn't arrested,he should see properly to his health as you advised. In addition,do not forget that this same Buhari had called for the impeachment or resignation of his kinsman,U.M.Yar'adua who was also in a similar condition. Is that not a re-afirmation of "Do as You Would Be Done By." God Bless Nigeria. the circumstances surrounding that of yaradua which made buhari to call for his impeachment was different; he left a vacuum and in his long absence , the VP could not act. For Nigeria not to be on autopilot, a doctrine of neccessity was employed. Why are you so forgetful? Is that the case with buhari? If bush was waiting to hand-over to clinton, Reagan stayed sick too and no one played politics with this. |
Health › Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by Caseless: 6:42am On May 07, 2017 |
Kondomatic: And open doors and windows after you fart, otherwise you're taking everything back kerosine mango looks feminine? |
Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by Caseless: 1:58pm On May 06, 2017 |
Lilyjoe567: Chapter 16
I was awoken by the light coming from the window. Why can't a girl sleep without daylight interfering? I groaned
After what felt like hours rolling on the bed, I got up, stretched and started walking head down out of the room but hit something that felt like human I'm guessing, but not really sure cuz it was hard. Mumbling and rubbing my forehead I went backwards a bit to see what I hit but immediatelly a gasp escaped my lips
Standing right in front of me is a naked Evans smirking at me, and boy do i wish i could just wipe that smirk right of his face
Evans: good morning
Me: *unable to form coherent words......errrrrrrr go, go, good morning........... You're naked
Evans: *smirking even more....I wouldn't call being in my boxers naked if you know what I mean. Unless you want me to take it of
Okay, I can't breath no more, how do people breath again cuz I don't think I'm doing it right. I swear this boy will be the death of me.
To be fair, the closest I have to seeing a naked guy is watching Mimi's brothers flexing their muscles and walking around their house bare chested for only God knows why. But now that I think about it, I think they're just showing it off to see who's got more packs. But standing right here in front of me is my hunky boyfriend, with very defined abs, and I just wanna touch it,there is no doubt he frequents the gym
Moving forward, I raise my hand and placed it on his chest and he tensed almost immediately. Smiling at the effects I'm having on him, i continued by rubbing circles of his chest. Feeling his heartbeat increase. I went a bit further by tracing my hand down his abs, and boy are they hard. Tracing my hand down to his abdomen, he suddenly grapped my hand, I looked to his eyes and they were intense with lust
Babe, he growled, I've been trying so hard to control myself,but you're not really helping right now
Why are you controlling it then? I whispered seductively in his ears and with one swift movement, I was on his table with him kissing me passionately like his life depends on it. Following his pace, I kissed him right back with both out tongues fighting for dominance. Not breaking the kiss, he took of my shirt and my jeans followed, and he carried me and lay me on the bed gently. With one clasp, my bra was gone and he pulled away to soak in the sight of my naked boobs. Lowering his head he took my nipples in his mouth prompting a groan from me. He went further trailing kisses down my belly button down to my waist and pulling of my panties. Smiling cuz of my wetness he lowered his head and started lickin me of, causing me to breath heavily. And all of a sudden, he pulled away, looking me in the eyes, he asked if he should stop?
Dont stop, i growled, my voice sounding alien to me
Evans: dont stop what?
My eyes flinged open immediately and i sat up. Oh my God that was a dream? And the devil himself is standing naked in front of me smiling, making my breath get caught in my thoat. Can't he put on a shirt or something, why must he torture me?
Evans:You didn't answer my question you know, 'don't stop what'?
Me:*getting off the bed........ No_ none_ nothing
Evans: were you dreaming about me * now smirking
Boy you have no idea
Me: you wish
And with that I ran away from a smirking Evans, right into the bathroom. 'I'm never leaving this bathroom'.
After showering and staying in there for a while, I opened the door and peeked but he wasn't there. Thanking my stars I walked out of the bathroom with just my bra on and my jeans cuz my shirt looked slept on. I went to his wardrope to look for a shirt I can wear. Finding one, I put it on, although it was a bit big, it was better than mine.
I walked into the kitchen seeing him preparing pancakes. I sat on a chair admiring his back and smiling.
You know? Most people find it creepy, staring at someone like that, but I don't mind, he turned smirking and going back to his cooking. Looks good on you by the way, he added not looking away from his cooking,making my smile even bigger.
After eating, we cleared the dishes, and he decided to drive me home with me still me wearing his shirt. Mimi is not gonna let this one go, i thought smiling
After giving me a kiss, he dropped me off and drove of. I walked in, to a smiling Mimi wiggling her brow and pointing at the shirt I'm wearing. And then she frowned
Mimi: you know? If you weren't gonna come home last night, you would've giving me a heads up,leaving me alone in this house. I almost thought you were gonna move in with him or something
Me: I'm sorry, it just happened, and it was just one night...........Mimi?
Mimi: yea?
Me: I had a sex dream........... this girl got me. Brb |
Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by Caseless: 10:28am On May 06, 2017 |
kaboninc: Why will he be arrested? For impregnating a lady?
Is it a crime? he said they threatened him with an arrest, the reason he accepted to take her in to avoid problem. You see why? |
Politics › Re: His Bond, Their Bondage: The Demystification And Decanonization Of Nnamdi Kanu by Caseless: 8:42am On May 06, 2017 |
From the comments by those airheads up there, you'd know that ibo are their own problem. Just like most Nigerians, ibo people don't read, even if they do, they're too emotional to understand a line in truth that has been put before them. I don't support that albino or biafra(they can go if they want to), but I know this writer is 100% right; probably the most brilliant ibo man i've read from in recent time. Nnamdi kanu's problem is more of psychology, hypocrisy, identity crisis, hunger for fame, "extortive antics", self-centeredness, immorality, cowardice, betrayal, fear, etc. No one qualifies to be a leader with these attributes. To tell you ibo people are emotionally credulous, they believed every nonsense this asinine sold to them. How can a whole race be fooled at the same time? What do they breath in right there in the east that takes away their sense of reasoning? I don't pity those who died for him cos they died stupidly. When I confirmed nnamdi to be a thief is not only his romance with politicians, but how was speaking from prison on how sure he was that his bail condition will be met in 48hrs; he was waiting eagerly to be freed by the same country he called 'zoo' and left his comerades behind in the prison. |
Politics › Re: Biafran Leader Nnamdi Kanu: The Man Behind Nigeria's Separatists - BBC by Caseless: 7:43am On May 06, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Everything You Didn't Notice In Buhari's Latest Photos - Ynaija by Caseless: 7:38am On May 06, 2017 |
CharlotteFlair: Even you has mouth to talk. Using a pestle to wake you up and using head to make rituals which do you prefer. Ewu! "hard or pestle-using-wakers" , shut da trap up. |
Politics › Re: Government Completes 22MW Ajaokuta Power Plant by Caseless: 7:35am On May 06, 2017 |
Blue3k2: 22 MW to grid pretty nice. What's powering this thermal plant anyway gas or coal? Weird the good news doesn't get much attention.
Sounds great the mining sector sound like picking up traction litake by little. Then regulations on the explosives are good idea. Will the government be watching CCTV for these explosives round the clock? I would think company should.
Ps. If anyone has answer to my first question feel free to mention me. maybe it's gas for now. Since there's an abundance of coal in kogi state, it would be cheaper if used to power the plant. |
Politics › Re: PENCOM :Robbing South East To Pay North West. by Caseless: 6:44am On May 06, 2017 |
BTW, I saw award for 'pubic service' in the report. |
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Holds Ogbeni Till Daybreak; To Take Questions All Night by Caseless: 6:36am On May 06, 2017 |
He's one of a kind governor. |
Business › Re: NSE Loses N6.8bn Within 78mins Of Buhari’s First Outing In Weeks by Caseless: 6:35am On May 06, 2017 |
Must these donkeys tie everything to buhari's appearance and disappearance? Pathetic! |
Politics › Re: Reps Reject Oil Firms’ Relocation To Niger Delta by Caseless: 6:30am On May 06, 2017 |
Relocate, if that will bring peace. But oil companies alway give a valid reason why they don't want to relocate. |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by Caseless: 6:25am On May 06, 2017 |
wawappl: May be they thought he is the one leakng info to the press possibly. |
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Politics › Re: Everything You Didn't Notice In Buhari's Latest Photos - Ynaija by Caseless: 1:35am On May 06, 2017 |
onatisi: Nice observations. Previous pictures of Buhari jumat prayers always shows him sitting on the floor and actually performing the rites. But this 17secs video didnt show that,most likely he just came in and left without staying nawa for u guys sha. |
Politics › Re: Gov Obiano Demolishes Houses In Anambra Town Nkwelezunaka In Wife's Favor(pics) by Caseless: 1:30am On May 06, 2017 |
Good! She will use there to build another 'ultra-modern toilet' for ndi anambra. |