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Baba has Seen it all

quiinnBee:
grabs popcorn#

*joins her*

This oba looks 'reddish' in complexion.

The Alaafin of Oyo is 77 years old, so is his first wife who turned 77 in December 2015.

na age mate dem b sef.

Trash!

kogirodent:
Politics and religion-Do not mix!

they do. Except if you don't know what they mean in actual sense.

Why do I feel those that want to kill the president are from the east?



I think fr mbaka has identified them here:https://www.nairaland.com/2862393/father-mbaka-identifies-key-suspects/1

Even before Sanusi and President Goodluck Jonathan began to quarrel, I had to leak that letter. Sanusi wrote that letter to the President in September, I leaked it sometime in January, and that letter was personal: ‘Mr. President, $49bn was missing,’ and I got a copy of that letter.

The greatest undoing of Jonathan was having Amaechi as an enemy.

That's how we roll....

SirLegal:
She's beautiful just like any normal lady with a make-up. Anyways....


Laff Mata
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ,as she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked,
"What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella.
"And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where is my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan because of its speed".

Eh ehn...



Make I enter lagoon b dat

ernesty20:
I refuse to believe this poo

what don't you believe, the fact that the baby was picked by a dog or you have never heard of babies being dumped in the refuse and picked by others?



Dogs have done more wonderful things in history, this is not strange to be believable.

The dog deserves a medal!

Ruggedy should also have helped by using a transparent bottle to save the kids of today from what we went through as kids in the hands of "swan water".


When I saw 'swan' water first, I grabbed it with force and started gulping with the thought that it's something sweet. And when I discovered that it was water in plastic bottle, I was disappointed. So imagine the feeling water in an opaque bottle would create in kids mind upon seeing it.

Simplestone:
Too childish,Nigerian musicians dragging songs content and lyrics, since 1211...D fact is there is only 3 musicians in Nigeria.ASA,2face and others...Dammy krane, Abi na Dummy cane...ur music is lame..

na so una de rubbish people efforts. Can u sing?

Ahmeduana:
THE MAN HAS BECOME A CONFIRMED NUISANCE.

lalasticlala

Lumiere91:
Ifeajuna and nzeogwu

which nzeogwu ?

meccuno:
this man would soon talk himself into trouble........

Norring go happen!

Omenkata:
Ikpu nne i

SMS

iPopAlomo:
This guy media rep is good...

that guy na Lai muhammed in cassock; he's too good.

Omenkata:
[s][/s]

kedu ife ozu nwulu anwu a na akogheri?

otu nne I , how far?

omenka:
Lmao.

Father, brace yourself- Winter is coming.


Father Mbaka: Some agents of darkness plan to assassinate Buhari.

IPOD Yoots: Mbaka is a deranged man! He should focus on his calling and leave politics alone.

Reverend Mathew Kuka: Buhari is a failure. The country is more divided than ever.

IPOD Yoots:: God bless you for speaking the truth sir! The only honest man of God in Nigeria. If not for racism, he would have been the Pope today!



Long live the IPOD Yoots.

iPod as a nefarious organization, houses most disgruntled and deadbeat youth on earth.

Pidggin:
A Catholic Priest?! The Pope needs to hear this.

I think the only pope we need here, is either lalasticlala, Seun or mynd.





Are you a suspect?

Good

Aufbauh:
"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability" - Oscar Wilde

Mbaka is one of the three wise men from the east, but unfortunately we lost the other two to biafra struggle

ngige is there, I think we lost okadigbo though.

Touch mbaka, touch me.

Adoration Ministry in Enugu, Nigeria led by Rev. Fr. Camillus Ejike Mbaka has identified those criticising the prophecy on a plot to assassinate President Muhammadu Buhari as the key suspects.

The ministry’s Media Chief, Mr Ike Maximus Ugwuoke who described the critics as “democratic miscreants” insist that they should be held responsible if anything happens to the President.

Ugwuoke said “Are they guilty or privy to the plot which the man of God had exposed? The laborious manner with which they attacked the prophetic message in an attempt to filibuster and water it down betrays their innocence on this issue and this should make them prime suspects in the list of the nation’s intelligence security surveillance.

“Section 38(1) respects universal right to freedom of religion and to manifest and propagate same either or in community with others in public or private just as it guarantees freedom of expression in Section 39.

“If the Constitution which gave every citizen of this country the right to worship did not prohibit him from declaring the message he receives from the God he worships, we then wonder why a priest of God and a citizen of this country should be threatened for exercising his constitutional right.

“A situation where the fundamental human rights which is the tenet of the ideals of democracy is bastardised by an acclaimed human rights group that is meant to protect same is indeed worrisome and makes mockery of the nomenclature.”

A human rights group had threatened to drag Fr Mbaka to the Pope, if the Catholic Bishops Conference of Nigeria failed to reproof him and stop him from actively associating with politician.

The ministry called on the human rights group to “withdraw that threat forthwith or face the legal consequence. We know of the utterances by many leaders of different churches at the beginning of this year who in exercise of their religious freedom predicted so many things such as plane crash, bank robbery, bank collapse, natural disasters etc, no one threatened to sanction them. The question is; why should Fr Mbaka’s prophecy always attract venomous criticism by some Nigerian, especially by the so-called Christians who will never talk about the manifest miracles of God through him and his consummate charitable life?

“Was the fulfillment of his prophecy of President Buhari’s victory last year which earned him and the ministry the highest media attack ever not yet enough lesson to Nigerians that Fr Mbaka is indeed a prophet of God and a gift to this nation?

“Last year when Fr Mbaka prophesied the defeat of former President Goodluck Jonathan, many Christian including notable clergymen branded him a false prophet and clamoured for his sanction. Now that the prophecy came true with Buhari’s victory, why shouldn’t the acclaimed sanctions be meted to those clergies whom the manifestation of Fr Mbaka’s prophecy has proved to be the real false prophets?

“No one seems to think about this. It is unfortunate that some men of God and so-called Christians either for lack of prayer points or out of chronic envy and jealously now make ‘Fr Mbaka’ the topic for exhortation in their gatherings. This also explains why the recent speculations on his transfer has taken the place of sermon in some churches and even made national news headline even when there is no official communication of such.

“We love our president and his life means much to us, especially at this point of the nations’ history when he is fighting the most dread wars in the world, the hydra-headed war against corruption and insurgency.

“Besides Fr Mbaka’s prophecy of the plans of the enemies against him, no good thinking citizen of this country would believe that the victims of Mr President’s war against corruption would be smiling at him. That is why we should not relent in praying for Mr President and will never spare any one or group of persons that may want to distract Fr Mbaka and his commitment to the spiritual welfare of this nation.”


http://www.theheraldng.com/father-mbaka-identifies-key-suspects-plot-kill-buhari/?utm_source=dlvr.it_nnd&utm_medium=twitter

Good!